Cat: Naruto X HOTD X School Live Club X Zom100

Title: Zombies walking around? No problem

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X/Kurumi/Rika/Saeko/Miku/Megumi/Yuuri/ Ryuzetsu, TakashiXSaya/Shizuka/Yuriko, Kota X asami/Tenten, Rei X Hisashi, (Fuu X Fumiko [50% change they will have an open relationship])

Summary: Uzumaki Naruto is a troublemaker, deliqent, and resident deterutn of bullies. Even the teachers know better than to fuck with him. So when the Zombie apocalypse breaks out, who's going to stop him from crub stomping a few zombies and having good times with the ladies.

I asked and you all answered. With the FINAL additions to the story being Tenten, Fuu, and Ryuzetsu

Now it's time for me to address the Guest in the room. What in the baby blue hell are you talking about!? Of course, there's a balance. Unless it's pure smut there is a balance to Harems. You have main chick (Usually has pink/Red hair sometimes blue), the rival (Who is often a Yamato Nadeshiko), The airhead/foreigner, and finally the innocent one. And that's not counting all the extra shit you can add into the mix. Naruto's harem is stacked, and I haven't even talked about what I'm doing with Fumiko yet because if you read her profile, she's bi so either I pair her with someone else IE Takashi or Kota or I kill her.

Review response

Nicklaren: Thanks for the review

Narulemon stories: Konon is a dommy mommy type. I'll make you a deal I'll bring her to Don't mess with the Sage's daughters, after the Shadow man chapter.

Fallenspectr: Thanks, and honestly, it's a niche genre. When the author died the rights were up in limbo and no one knew what to do with it. Easily could have been a top 10 Manga series.

Last son of the Snow: I'm assumed to admit this, but I've never seen that movie. Always wanted to with it, but IRL ya know. But Ryu gives off track star vibes.

Ichingdeath0945: Would you split the difference for a one shot that I have somewhere in my vast archives of unreeled Fictions?

Maxbrevn: Tanks for understanding

Tanquihuynh74: You damn right I ended on a cliffhanger! I have to get my money's worth of writing out of this LOL!

Bednarczymiki: Naruto yes!

Calderoneric758: Yeah, I probably will add Yuriko to the mix just for kicks. Honestly when I looked at her and her husband it seemed more of a business transaction than actual love.

Crimson Riot 01: Thanks for the reviews. I'm trying to keep it from getting out of hand, but HOT D isn't one person's story, it's the story of a group that got REALLY luckily at the Zombie apocalypse jump off.

Ben Revell: So, the only reason I haven't killed them is because... well between you and me I want to draw out the bad in rei and expose Hisashi for the little bitch he is. He stabbed his 'boy' in the back and Rei is just a two timing ho! You saw/read how quick she was to jump Takashi dick when Hisashi was dead.

Atengawchok: Oh easy... spoilers, and your right Naruto is going to ride that gravy train, and you gave me an idea.

Guest: I always tell people to read between the lines, but you have to look at the bigger picture. Why he has Shizuka as a second pairing will be explained. High school DxD is fan service too, but I don't hear people complaining about how manipulative Rias is or how Issei is just her little puppy.

Ryu Wolf: Tsunade is more... overdone then overkill outside of Naruto/Harem, Tsunade is probably the fourth most paired Female character with Naruto. Fifth if we include Anko and in the top ten with Temari, Hanabi, and Kurenai. So, while not the most used she's overused IMO.

YeagerMeister31: Thanks for the reviews. I'm honestly trying to spice things up a bit as I don't want this to be purely a Insert Naruto here and join the team fic. Little bit more difficult than I thought as HOTD is pretty straight forward in what they do, but I can work with that.

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Chapter 3: Not so Dead yet pt 4

Location: Fujimi Academy

Place: Halls of the school

Time: 0850

Shit, shit, shit! This wasn't happening! This was just a bad dream! A nightmare she was going to wake up from any goddamn minute! Her classmates were dead and dying. Coming back from the fucking dead and eating anything that caught their attention! Fuck! If this was the outcome of the morning, she wouldn't have fought with her Mama this morning!

It was already a goddamn miracle that she had serviced 35 minutes! All the chaos and bedlam was sure to see her dead before the day was done!

Saya lightly jogged though the school with one other trailing behind her. She knew who it was as he had stuck to her like glue. She knew him well. He was the weapon Otaku of their class Hirano Kota was a short kid standing only at 5'2, barely taller than Saya herself, and he was puggy. He has shoulder-length hairstyle that has bangs reaching down from the side of his temples stretching outwards and obscuring the sides of his face. Like the other boys of Fujimi academy he wore the standard male student uniform. He also had a pair of square glasses.

"Hold on Takagi-san," panted Kota, already sweating and out of breath. He was probably hungry too. The fastso.

They had been running from one proverbial foxhole to the next, just trying to stay alive for another second longer.

"I don't have time for this fatty! We have to find Naruto-baka and his sword crazy girlfriend if we want to stand a chance to get out of here alive," said Saya biting her thumbnail and narrowing her eyes.

"You mean Naruto-san?" asked Kota.

"Yeah, who else would I be talking about?" asked Saya.

"Then wouldn't it be best to head to the rooftop or even the teachers' offices?" asked Kota rubbing his sweating brow as he undid his jacket.

Saya took a deep breath. While it may have seemed like she was in control she was really freaking out on the inside, but as a child of the Takagi clan she had to keep her composure, even if the rest of the world was going to shit around her.

Saya pointed to the teachers' offices. "Look over there," said Saya.

They were two halls away from the teachers' offices and if they cut though the connecting bridge-way they would be there in a matter of minutes. That wasn't a sound plan at the moment as several people were already there banging on the doors begging to be let in. and all the while those zombies were closing in on them.

Saya folded her arms under her breasts. "They had the same idea as you. Hell, even I thought about it for a minute. Ran it though my head about 500 times, before I came to my conclusion," said Saya

"Umm what conclusion is that Takagi-san?" asked Kota.

"That the ultimate outcome of death was unfavorable," said Saya.

The doors to the teachers' offices burst open, and a wave of zombies fell on the people. The undead began to claw and bite anything that was in their range, even each other.

Kota let out a startled yelp and fell on his butt. Saya turned away unable or unwilling to look at the carnage of it all. She reached a handout to Kota who took it.

"If we keep running around like this were sitting ducks. The machine shop is only a floor below us, but we have to move fast and stay quiet," said Saya.

"Why is that Takagi-san?" asked Kota.

"I'm guessing these things are blind. Not sure if their sense of touch is intact or not, same with smell, but I'm willing to bet they have some impressive hearing on them. Right now, we can talk in normal tones, but soon even that is going to be an impossibility," said Saya

Location: Fujumi Academy

Place: Sky way

Time: Day 0-0851

Naruto gripped his bleeding forearm and sank against the wall. "Damn those things pack one hell of a bite," said Naruto, sweating from the pain or something else.

Megumi rushed over and lowered herself to her knees, before reaching into the bag and pulling out a first aid kit. She rummaged through it. She grabbed the alcohol and soaked some bandaged in it before slapping it on the wound. Naruto hissed, but didn't yell out in pain. One she was sure the alcohol had done its job she grabbed some antibacterial pads and ripped a large one open making sure to cover the entire area. Before fully wrapping it in medical tape.

"Why would you do something so reckless Uzumaki-kun?" asked Megumi

Naruto chuckled as he flexed his arm. "Don't know. I kind of moved on my own," said Naruto.

Hisashi looked at Naruto's arm and felt sick. Because he had been stupid enough to try and grapple a damn undead his friend had been bitten. While he couldn't see any emotion on his face Hisashi knew that Naruto was currently a ticking time bomb. Either rage or the virus would get him and make him unsafe for the group. Hisashi grabbed Takashi's bat and went to swing it at Naruto only for Takashi to get him in a full nelson.

"What are you doing Hisashi!" yelled Takashi

"He's been bitten!" said Hisashi managing to twist out of Takashi's grip.

"Yeah, by saving your ass!" said Takashi moving in front of Naruto ready to fight Hisashi if he made a move.

"We all know how this ends Taka-kun! He's going to turn and become one of them," said Rei looking down shame or regret, no one could say for sure.

"We don't know that! He... he could be immune for all we know! History shows that some people are always immune to viruses!" said Megumi.

"What kind of bullshit anime are you living in!? No one is immune when a fucking Zombie outbreak happen! You're either a fucking corpse, a zombie or a human! Nothing in between!" yelled Rei getting in Megumi's face.

Megumi narrowed her eyes. "And I'm supposed to just let one of my students die in front of me? Or let Antone one become a murderer out of fear! I won't compromise my morales! If he turns than we'll deal with it.

Rei gritted her teeth and grabbed Megumi by the front of her dress and pulled her nose to nose! "Damnit Megumi-sensei! It's not a matter of if, but when!" growled Rei!

"Your right," said Naruto leaning back. "There's no telling if I'm going to live to see the sun fall and with how fast people turn... well. If I'm going to bite it, then I'm at least going to make sure you guys are safe,"

"How are you going to do that Sakura-sensei?" asked Rei, her usual snark absent from her voice.

"We're close to the roof and the green house. Normally I'd say that's a bad place to go, but there are some items there that will come in handy. Once we get the stuff we need, we book it for the student lounge and we wait for anyone who can make it there," said Naruto.

The blond rose to his feet and walked over to a wall where a fire extinguisher was as well as an ax. He opened the latch that most students should have been able to be undone with ease and pulled out the ax. He walked over to Hisashi and held it out. The gesture was not missed by anyone and spoke volumes to the unspoken words.

"If it looks like I'm going to turn take me out,"

Hisashi swallowed the lump of iron that was in his throat before taking the axe from Naruto. (1)

"Why not hit the lounge now, while we have the weapons and energy?" asked Megumi.

Naruto shuck his head. "it's too dangerous to head there right now. the roof is already filled with a lot of Zombies, and the school is definitely packed right now. If we try for it now, then we're all dead, no best to wait for a bit," said Naruto.

"Hold it!" yelled Hisashi making Naruto look at him as he tightens his grip on the axe. "How do we know your safe to be around right now?"

Naruto sighed. "You don't. I could be dead in 2 minutes or an hour. So, if we're going to move, we need to move NOW!"

Naruto rushed forward past Hisashi and planted his fist in a Zombie's head. No Zombie was too long and unoriginal.

"Let's give these freaks a proper farewell to the afterlife!" yelled Naruto with a thunderous punch to a male freak! (2)

Location: Fujimi Academy

Place: Second year Halls

Time: Day 0- 0900

Saeko ran with Shizuka and Fumiko behind her. Right now, her primary objective was to keep Shizuka safe, Secondary was finding Naruto. It wasn't wrong to assume that anyone with medical training was going to a massive asset to anyone who wanted to live longer than a day. Shizuka may have been an airhead, but she was defiantly worth keeping around.

Fumiko was another matter. The girl couldn't fight or help with medicine. If anything, she would be a drain on resources if they managed to live the school alive and if

"Ahh!" gasped Shizuka as she fell onto her big boobs forcing Saeko and Fumiko to stop.

"Miwikaya-Sensei are you alright?" asked Fumiko.

"I'm fin Fumiko-chan," said Shizuka.

Saeko looked at Shizuka and realized what the problem was in a second. She grabbed the edge of her skirt and ripped it all the way to just below her hips.

"What is the matter with you? this is Dior!" growled Shizuka.

"I'm sorry Marikawa-sensei, but what is more important designer clothes or your life?" asked Saeko.

"Both!" pouted Shizuka.

Fumiko opened her mouth to responded but a sudden movement caught her eyes. "Look out!"

Saeko tackled Shizuka just as something flow over them and skidded across the ground. Looking up Saeko saw what it was. It was a male student, but his arms looked like they had elongated, and his neck was easily twice as long. It seemed to be looking around. It seemed to look in their direction.

Saeko reached for her bokken, prepared to do battle with this monster. A scream down the hall alerted them to a boy who had managed to kill two zombies with a bat. The long-limbed creature turned and seemed to scuddle down the hall before it jumped on the wall and ran at the boy, before pouncing on him and began to savagely rip him apart.

Shizuka and Fumiko froze in terror. The pounding in their chests was so loud that they feared that the creature would know they were there. They dared not breath or draw attention to themselves least they find themselves on the receiving end of that thing's fury. Watching it feast on the boy was truly the thing of nightmares. Fumiko shakingly reached into her pocket and pulled out a notebook. She quickly opened it and began to write in it. As horrified as she was this information was needed.

While Saeko was shaking. Had she tried to fight that thing it was only a 50-50 chance that she could win and a 75-25 percent chance past that she could when without being injured.

Gesturing to her two dependents they slowly rose as one and backed out of the hallway and towards an empty classroom. One they were inside they closed the door quietly and made sure to make as little noise as possible barracking the door.

"Glad to see someone else is still human in all this mess," said a voice making Saeko turn to the Window and take up her sword.

Sitting on the ledge was a girl. She was fairly average height standing at 5'5" tall with a moderate C-cup breast size. She was more on the athletic side of things if the way she held herself was anything to go off of. grey eyes, black hair worn in buns that are braided and held together by a short plait that falls just below her shoulders. She wore the athletic uniform of the school, forest green joggers, a white jacket with a green sleeve with the school's name stitched into the left breast pocket and her names stitched into the right. Across her back she carried a quiver full of arrows and in her hand was a bow. Her other hand was attached to a rope.

"Who are you?" asked Saeko, prepared to kill this girl in an instant.

"Are you bitten?" asked Shizuka.

"Higarashi Tenten. Class 3-C You don't have to worry about me, I've been keeping my distance from those things ever since this mess started. Closet one that got to me was about five meters," said Tenten releasing the robe and climbing into the room fully.

The others relaxed a bit at this, but Saeko kept her guard up.

"Where did you get the bow and quiver?" asked Shizuka.

"I'm part of the Archery club and was suppose late coming to class. I didn't have time to put away my stuff, so I brought it with me. Lucky break for me," said Tenten.

"How good are you with that thing Higarashi-san. Oh, I'm Fumiko. Tachinachi Fumiko," said Fumiko. (3)

"I can hit a target dead center 100 meters away if its stationary, but if its moving... I have to be just shy of 75 to hit it dead on. Rapid firing shots, not so much. I need at least 20 meters of space between me and my target.

"You will indeed be a valuable ally, but we must deal with the creature that roams the halls," said Saeko.

"You mean limbs?" asked Tenten making the others look at her.

"You've seen that thing before?" asked Shizuka.

Tenten nodded and winced. "Not that particular one, but a girl in my class went through something similar. She just started convulsing, before her limbs seemed to elongate and she started walking on the walls and reaching for people. It was really freaky," said Tenten.

Fumiko frowned as she looked at her notes on this thing. "A mutation? If we're dealing with a mutation than what are the chances that there are other variants?"

"That's a suckers bet," said Tenten.

Something smashed against the barrack! Shizuka and Fumiko backed away from the barracked as a single long limb burst though the wooden door. Another hard body check sent the bookshelf crashing down.

"It's not going to hold!" said Fumiko shaking.

"I got it," said Tenten notching an arrow.

The doors burst down and Limbs gave w giggled roar, before it lost its undead life to Tenten's single perfect shot.

"We need to get out of here, that thing just rang the lunch bell," said Shizuka.

"The student lounge Is one floor down and a building over It's also next to the archery club's extra supplies," said Tenten.

"Then let's get moving. Higirashi-san cover me as I advance forward. Mirikawa-sensei recover her arrows, Fumiko-san make sure that Higarashi-san doesn't get outflanked and if you see any more variants record them in that little book of yours," said Saeko.

Fumiko narrowed her eyes. "You saw that?" asked Fumiko.

Saeko gave her a deadly smirk. "Of course I did. It's in my best interest to keep that information safe,"

Location: Fujimi Academy

Place: Garden Roof Top

Time: Day 0- 0900

Yuuri bit her lip as she watched Naruto lead the others across the roof top, putting Zombies down with ease. Kurumi was watching the door as Miku was with her at the makeshift barricade to help defend using a gardening hoe.

The trio of girls watched as Naruto, Rei, Hisashi, and Takashi fought their way across the rooftop where dozens of undead seemed to have converged. Naruto using his fists, Takashi a bat, and Hisashi

"Shit their coming this way!" yelled Miku panic in her tone.

"That's Naruto-senpai!" yelled Kurumi.

"Senpai or not he got bit! It's only a matter of time before he turns!" yelled Miku.

"You don't know that!" growled Kurumi as she looked at the older girl.

"I know I saw people get stomped out and come back instantly, I know I saw people get bit and turn within minutes! If he's bit then he's got minutes to live," said Miku with narrowed eyes.

"Then if that's the case we can make his last few moments as a human comfortable," said Yuuri as she moved to the stairs to move some of the items out the way.

"What!" yelled Miku. "Are you fucking crazy!?"

Yuuri turned to her with a glare. "Maybe I am, but I refuse to let my friend die without peace," said the brunette.

Miku growled at her and dropped her hammer before rushing over to try and stop Yuuri, only to be tackled and put in a rearnaked choke by Kurumi! Say what you will about the smaller girl, she had the strength of a damn gorilla. Miku struggled to get free, but it was no use. Tears of fear were leaving her eyes as the other five living humans ran though the opening and started to help Yuuri sure up the barricade once more.

Finally, all the fight left Miku and she went limp. "We're going to die," she whispered to herself as Kurumi let her go.

"Thanks, Yuuri-chan," said Naruto as Megumi moved over to the downed Miku and began to whisper into her ear

Yuuri smiled. "I couldn't let my vice president die so easily," said Yuuri.

"So why did we come here in the first place?" asked Rei.

"We keep a fridge here. Stocked with food and water. Most of it is junk food, but it will get us out of here," said Naruto.

"We have a few bags here," said Yuuri.

"We need to get what we can and move. We have to get to the student lounge," said Naruto.

"Why there?" asked Miku as she stood at the edge of the group.

"It's one floor down from the Teachers office on the second floor of the school. It has a lot of supplies, and a good defensible location.

"You talk like you're in the freaking Military," said Miku crossing her arms.

"My dad's a cop. But he did serve for about four years, before leaving the military," said Naruto.

"So, what are you thinking Naurto-kun?" asked Yuuri moving a stray strand of hair out of her face.

"Gather what we can. If 15 minutes we make a run for the lounge," said Naruto.

The group each grabbed a bag and began to put food and water inside. The entire time this was happening Rei, Miku, Hisashi, and Takashi, never allowed Naruto to be alone. Once they were sure to clean the place out, they all gathered back out near the stairs.

Naruto doubled over holding his stomach.

Everyone looked at Naruto in shock. Hisashi gripped the axe, ready to take Naruto's life if need be.

Naruto looked at the others. "I...

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And cut. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter.

A/N

1: Pause! I know someone is about to throw a fit that I had Naruto give Hisashi the guy who got him bit the axe. In all honesty I would have done it. Because out of everyone there he's the one who's not going to hesitate just because you were a buddy or friend. Yes Takashi killed Hisashi in Manga/Anime proper, but FUCK if he didn't monolog about It. Hisashi even asked him to help throw himself over the rail, but nope Takashi waited till he was undead to kill him again. I got to say as much as I hate Hisashi, that was a dick move on Takashi part.

2: I never liked the term them. Sure it wasn't hard to figure ot what they meant, but it was just so random. "I don't want to become one of them...'

3: For those wondering that is the blue haired girl from the bus.