Hey It's Me Adam![DxD Great War AU/X-over/Adam!SI] – Chapter 2

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Liliana ran quickly to the village where she and her sister had been staying for the past few days; she and the few warriors it had at their disposal had just gotten done killing the Demonic Boar that had been harassing them before they had arrived.

But as they were returning to Apple Hill Village, she saw smoke rising into the air and immediately got worried, and she sprinted off.

Liliana's breathing was heavy as she entered the village and looked around; her vision was perfect, even with the blindfold wrapped around her eyes.

And she could clearly see the aftermath of battle: houses were ruined, fires were being put out, wounded carted off, and she could smell the scent of burnt flesh and spilled blood.

"Big sister, you are back!" She heard the voices of the children shout as they all ran towards her.

"I am; what happened while we were gone?" She asked.

"Devils showed up." A girl answered, and Liliana felt her heart plummet as she realized why Devils would show up in this insignificant place.

They had been here for Maewix, to rob them of Twilight Healing and its power.

"The started setting things on fire; it was really scary."

"But then Mister Saint showed up!" One of the boys shouted

Huh? Liliana's mind came to a halt as the children began to talk about someone coming in and saving the day.

"Yeah, he was all like, wah, pow!" One child threw imaginary punches while another made kicks.

"Yeah, he was really cool."

"So this mister? He defeated the Devils?" She asked as relief flooded Liliana's body.

"Yeah, and he did while naked, too!"

Huh?!

"You mean he was nude?" Liliana asked, just to make sure she had heard them correctly.

"Yeah, his pee pee flying around while he beat them."

P-pppp- pervert! She mentally shouted. "And there is this Mister… Saint now?" She asked while mentally thanking him for ending the assault, but she still had to teach him that you shouldn't expose yourself like that to children. Especially if you were a Saint of the Lord, that clearly went against tradition.

"He is with Miss Mawix right now in the longhouse," They answered, and she nodded in thanks.

"Thank you for the information, children," Liliana said as she readjusted her grip on her sword. "I shall go and talk to this Mister Saint." And teach him a lesson.

She thought.

She wandered through the village, giving quick blessings to some of the people as she entered the Longhouse, where Maewix had been performing her healing duties for most of the week. And there, taking a break to recover her magical energy, she could see the familiar short form of her half-sister sitting right next to a blond-haired man of average height.

Meaning that Liliana was shorter than him by about a head's differernce.

His muscular body was on full display, but it was clear that he was no longer completely naked(if this was indeed the man that had saved Apple Hill Village) as he looked to wearing a pair of shorts and a vest.

"So one thing I am confused about, how do you have Twilight Healing? I thought only humans could have them?" The man asked.

"And half-humans," Maewix corrected, which was something she had to do a lot. "A common misconception."

"Ah, I see, half-goblin, half-human then?"

"Correct."

"Maewix!" Liliana called out to her sister, getting the attention of both of them.

"Sister!" She shouted back as she got off the bench and ran towards her, the short woman hugging her legs when she got close enough.

"You are back," She said with happiness.

"I am," Liliana replied. "And thank The Lord that you are okay; when I saw the smoke and heard that Devils had attacked, I feared the worst."

"They were here for me," Maewix answered as her sister ended the hug. "But thankfully, this streaker over here managed to slay the fiends."

"Not my choice," The man answered as he stood up, and Liliana could tell he had a presence his body obviously contained a great amount of suppressed power.

"I heard about that," Liliana said. "The children said that fought the Devils naked with your… thing hanging out, like some sort degenerate heathen."

"Again, not my fault; I woke up with a single Iota of clothes on my body and not a thing to cover me up, but thankfully the people have now provided coverage for me." The man stated.

"Which I saw is for the better. Can't have you perverting the minds of the children," Liliana said. "But even so, thank you for protecting the people of Apple Hill Village and my sister."

"So you are the sister, I can't say I see the family resemblance."

"Half-sisters," Liliana answered. "But I am Liliana; I have been given the title Sword Maiden by the Holy Church; may I have yours, Mister Saint?"

"Not a Saint; Elder John just started calling me that because one of the Devils shouted I was using the Holy Element, and he assumed I was a Saint because of that," The man answered.

"Makes some amount of sense; those who is trained in harnessing and mastering are usually titled Sainta," Liliana stated, but going by his words, this man was not affiliated with the Church, which made the fact he was able to wield the Holy Element rather impressive. As for most that had the affinity, it only allowed them to wield Holy Swords.

Harnessing it directly? That took extreme skill.

"Well, I think we got off topic; my name is…"

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"…Adam," I said as I looked at the Exorcist before me, and… Sword Maiden indeed. I thought as Liliana's appearance was a one-for-one with Goblin Slayer's Sword Maiden, the long blond hair, the covered eyes (That she could still see through apparently), the white veil, and the lewd outfit that clung tightly to her body showing off those hips and huge breasts, the outfit also adorned with gold ornaments. And while she could be just a face-claim, doppelganger, expy, or whatever you called it, something told me that this was maybe not purely DxD.

"Adam, that is a fitting name for one as strong as yourself, your parents to choose wisely," Liliana said.

"It is the name of the First Man; popular for a reason," I said, as I had heard three people with that name over the last twenty or so minutes amongst the adults, but that was why I just used my first name, I knew instinctually that adding Kadmon, that speaking that name out loud from my mouth would mean something.

For I was said, First Man.

"True," Liliana simply replied.

"Well, I heard from Maewix; here you two are heading towards Camelot?" I asked Liliana for clarification.

"We are. We planned to leave after I returned from the hunt, but with the injured, I think it is best to leave tomorrow so that Maewix can recover," Liliana answered. "Why do you ask?"

"Well, since I am gonna be heading there myself, I was wondering if I could go with you?" For going to Camelot was probably the best way to get into the thick of the 'plot,' so to speak, and while I could probably just pray directly to the Lord and get beamed up, but in the good words of one Gyro Zeppeli.

"The roundabout path is the shortest path."

Or something like that. I couldn't remember the exact quote, but I knew that I shouldn't rush myself.

"I don't have a problem with that," Maewix said. "Adam here is pretty strong."

"Well, if my sister has no issues with it, then you can join the rest of our Pilgrim; you are, after all, a man blessed by the Lord," Liliana said, and I shook her hand.

"Thank you. It would have been frightfully boring walking all the way on my own." And I don't even know where Camelot is! I thought as there were like four places, it was supposed to be according to the myth.

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"…Urgh, where are the horses?" I asked as I looked at the wagon that Mewix and Liliana were using as their transportation of choice, which looked like a Perrier Wagon from the Wild West; well, what was going to be the Wild West. For it was now the next day, with the rest of yesterday having been spent on a celebration party for the three of us as thanks for all the help we had given Apple Hill Village. It had been a rather nice; it made me all happy and fuzzy inside to see my children smiling and laughing even after having suffered a tragedy like they just had. "You usually need horses for this kind of thing."

"You just see Streaker," Maewix said, and she was going to keep calling me that nickname, wasn't she? Yeah, she was.

And I watched as Liliana stepped forward and… jabbed her sword into the ground, and I watched with impressed eyes as from the grounds grew swords that formed into the shape of two of horses that rattled like plate mail as they moved.

"Impressive," I said, and from the fact the horses were made out of swords, I could easily guess what kind of Sacred Gear she had. "Blade Blacksmith."

"Correct," Liliana replied. "It was thanks to my skills with a blade and mastery over my Sacred Gear I was granted to the title of Sword Maide."

"As you can see, my Sister is so skilled with it; she can make constructs out of them that can follow and do simple tastes, like pulling a wagon," Maewix said, the Holy Goblin jumping up into said wagon as she spoke. "Saves us coin."

"I can only guess, due to no longer having to buy food for horses," I replied as I took a seat as well.

"And they don't need to rest too, so we can even more ground per day," Maewix added. "My Sister is truly the best."

"Maewix," Liliana replied, the blindfolded woman blushing at her younger sister's praise as join the two of us, the seat easily able to fit the three of us.

"What? I am merely speaking the truth," She replied.

"But even so, Pride is a sin."

"Pride to the detriment of others is a sin," I added. "And so is an excess amount; there I nothing wrong with being proud of your own abilities; to be proud is to be human."

"See? Adam, here gets it," Maewix stated as we rodded off, the people of Apple Hill Village bidding us goodbye as we did.

And so rode on the dirt road towards Camelot, the place where King Arthur recided.

However, after a few hours, our lyre-filled travels came to an end as Maewix stopped playing. As the sound of roaring was heard, and not even a second later, we were greeted with the sight of a small red-scaled creature carrying a club that was twice its size, being chased by a boar the size of a wolf.

"I think we should help them," I said as the humanoid reptile got chased around in a circle, screaming all the while, and from the sounds it was making, I could guess it was maybe female as I was not getting a clear picture at this distance.

"We should," Liliana said as she stood up. "Demonic Boars are a plague upon the soil of Britain and must be exterminated on sight."

And with that, she jumped up into the air, the sword she carried her side drawn as she then plummeted down on the boar like a missile, the blade of the sword covered in blue flames as she pierced the head of the boar, with the flames quickly igniting it from the inside out.

Killing it.

"She quite skilled," I said, and with my eyes, I could see that she had honed that body of hers to perfection with years of intense training.

"She is one of the Strongest Exorcists here in Britain," Maewix stated, her voice filled with admiration for her sister. "…She did for me."

It was a whisper, but I could hear it was clearly as her previous words.

"Thank you," I heard chased say as we got closer, and now I could make out the details.

First of she was short.

Like she was as short as Maewix, though, whereas Maewix had tits that matched her sister's pair of heavenly booba, this… Lizardfolk? Had a very fat ass that easily surpassed the two sisters in volume, with hips and thighs to match.

Absolutely pear-shaped,

Those fat asscheeks I now seriously wanted to clap, were barely covered by a loin cloth made from fur, and with bandages wrapped around her palm-filling breasts, a thick tail grew from where a tail grew, and her eyes were large and blue, her face ending in a cute little snout.

"So what is she?" I asked as the red-scaled shorty profusely thanked Liliana for saving her life.

"First time seeing a Kobold?" Maewix asked back.

"Yeah," I answered honestly.

"Well, not unsurprisingly," She responded. "They are a bit rare here in the southern part of Britain, but to explain, Kobolds came about from when the Heavenly Dragons once clashed with the Heavenly Lord in the skies above Britain; they bleed so much that it fell like rain upon a small village with many accidentally swallowing it."

"And since dragons are power personified, it had consequences?"

"Correct, any child born from those that had consumed the blood resulted in the birth of a Kobold or the Dragonborn as some call them, their scales either White or Red depending on the dragon," Maewix explained. "Inheriting power of the dragon blood that courses through their veins, they are basically living Twice Criticals and Half Dominions."

And I could easily guess that Half Dominion could Divide once, like Twice Critical could Boost once.

"So what you doing out here a lone young…" Liliana spoke but trailed of as she realized during the verbal waterfall of thanks she had not gotten the name of the Kobold.

"I am Scarlet," Basic but appropaite. "And I am currently on a journey towards Camelot to become a knight under the Red Dragon Emperor."

And I guess that meant Arthur had the Boosted Gear… yeah that actually made sense now that I thought about it; it had always been a pet theory of mine that DxD Arthur was one of, if not the first user of the Boosted Gear because the spirit of the Red Dragon and all that.

"Well, we are heading towards Camelot as well, and I think we've got room for one more passenger," I said.

"Really?" Scarlet asked and… oh, by the Lord, those were some powerful puppy dog eyes.

"Of course," Maewix said. "Like us, you are traveling for a noble purpose; it would be against the teachings of the Lord to let you travel on your lonesome."

"Thank you, thank you," Scarlet said as she quickly ran over to us, threw her club into the bag of the wagon, and before planting her massive ass down on my lap, her front facing mine, or else her tail would get in the way.

Oh, she was going commando under that piece of cloth, wasn't she?

"You don't mind me sitting here, big guy?" She asked as she looked up at me with those large blue eyes of hers. "Nowhere really else to sit in the big miss sits next to you."

"Not at all, not at all," I answered. "The name is Adam, by the way."

"Scarlet, but you probably heard that," Scarlet answered as she then snuggled into my chest, and her scales were rather soft, to my surprise.

Well, this was certainly gonna be a trip, and… wait… Goblin, Kobold, and two humans… when did this go from DxD to DnD?

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In another part of the world, a little before Adam arrived.

A woman hummed a tune, a lullaby that would only be familiar to a precious few people, as she looked at the gagged, bound, and beaten-up Devil that she had prepared to interrogate for information.

The woman was tall, much taller than the average woman standing at six-foot-two. She had a physique that would most mistake her for an Amazon at first glance, but her skin was the wrong color for that, as she was fair instead of the ebony the Daughters of Ares was known for.

Then might think her to be oriental as she was wearing pants of an outfit that was called a Hakama in the land of the Rising Sun.

But her long blond hair and sky-blue eyes were very much so of those that came from the west.

Her large, almost head-sized breasts wrapped in bindings bounded as little as she moved towards the Devil as her red-colored fingerless gloves spun a blade that was as white as bone.

Perhaps it was carved from bone?

"So, my good Devil, I have a few questions I wanna ask you about," The woman said as she cut a small wound on his cheek. "Like why have Lucifuge Devils been seen entering Ahriman's Domain planning on supporting the Zoroastrians to fight against the Byzantines to assist the Greeks?"

The Devil just glared at her.

"Fine, when we are doing this the hard way-" Her words stopped as she, who had become a Sage a millennia ago, felt a presence in the world that…

"Daddy?" She asked in shock before it suddenly was gone like it had never been there. "No, that can't be; he is gone, this is just your feelings playing tricks on you… again."

She paused for a second.

"Now, where were we? Oh right, you were gonna tell me answers to my question," Cain Kadmon said as she stabbed the First Weapon into the leg of the Devil, a grin on her face.

He would talk.

They always talked in the end.

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