Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 60

Skiddley Whiffers

Phineas, Ferb, and Candace were playing a board game, Skiddley Whiffers.

"This is the best game ever!" Candace declared.

She rolled the dice. They both landed on five.

That got Candace's piece out of the mud pit, through the car wash, through the terrible tower, and right next to Phineas and Ferb's pieces.

Candace rolled again. This time, they landed on double kings.

Candace moved her piece so it launched a ball into the air, down a small slide, and onto a button. A bell emerged from the board.

"And victory bell!" Candace cheered, ringing the bell. "Unbroken winning streak! That feels so good, but you wouldn't know about that 'cause you lost. I am the queen of Skiddley Whiffers!"

As annoyed as Phineas was hearing Candace brag like she always did, he also felt a bit happy seeing her happy.

"It sure is nice that the three of us got to spend a bit of time together," he admitted to Ferb. "But don't tell Candace that."

Ferb narrowed his eyes at Phineas.

"It's like Skiddley Whiffers wants me to win!" Candace continued. "And consequently you to lose! Skiddley Whiffers is too easy! I need a bigger challenge!"

An idea popped into Phineas' head. "A bigger challenge, eh?"

Ferb gained a bad feeling about this. "Phineas, need I remind you you promised you'd stop being all spiteful?"

"Oh, I wouldn't call it 'spiteful'. I'm just thinking of giving Candace what she asked for. Hey, where's Perry?"

Perry went into the music room and picked up a guitar. He played his theme song, which opened the entryway.

He entered his lair, where Monogram and Carl were waiting for him. The lair was filled with balloons and confetti.

Perry rolled his eyes, knowing where this was going.

"Happy 999th lair entrance, Agent P," said Monogram. "To commemorate this joyous occasion, we'd like to present you with this souvenir T-shirt."

A hatch opened, and a shirt came out. It was a white T-shirt with Carl's face in a pink heart.

"I made it myself," said Carl. "I'm gonna go print some more."

He walked away, giggling in excitement.

"Just wear it for the day," said Monogram. "It's good for his self-esteem."

He opened his jacket to reveal he was wearing one of the T-shirts.

Perry begrudgingly took the shirt and put it on.

"Doofenshmirtz has been spotted on route to Danville National Park," Monogram explained. "So I guess for you, it'll be a walk in the park. Get it?"

Is this guy serious? Perry asked himself.

Doofenshmirtz Mini-Bus Camping Van

Doof, Vanessa, and her friends got out of the van.

"Alright, everyone," said Doof. "We're here. Let's unpack so we can get a head start."

"'We'?" asked Vanessa. "Shouldn't you be off playing with your little platypus friend?"

"And leave my little girl all alone in the wilderness? No way!"

"Dad, I'm not your little girl anymore. I'm sixteen! That's practically an adult, but you still treat me like a little kid! I just need some space, that's all." Vanessa noticed that Doof was making that face again: the face that meant he was seeing her like she was still six. "Are you even listening?!"

"But Vanessa, what if there was a storm or an earthquake and you were left alone with no one to take care of you, not even ocelots like I was?"

"Dad, go home."

Doof sighed and turned back to the truck. He was about to go in, but then he stopped himself.

"But what if…" he was about to say.

"GO!" Vanessa yelled.

Doof finally gave in. He got back in the truck and drove away.

Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, and Django were in the backyard with Phineas and Ferb.

"I suppose you're wondering why we called all of you here today," said Phineas.

"Yeah, actually we were," Buford admitted.

"Feast your eyes on this."

The boys removed the tarp to reveal big board game pieces.

"That's not clearing anything up for me," said Buford.

"I don't care what it is," said Isabella. "That hair-dryer is mine."

That's when Candace came out.

"Alright, nobody move!" she shouted. "You two think you can build giant thingies for the whole world to see?! Well, no sirs! I'm gonna put the bust on you, but good!"

She ran inside to get Linda.

Phineas turned back to the others. "So, in this giant version of the classic board game, Skiddley Whiffers…"

The moment Candace heard that, she stopped dead in her tracks.

"Wait, did you say 'Skiddley Whiffers'?" she asked.

"Giant Skiddley Whiffers, yes," Phineas confirmed.

"That is so bustable, yet so tempting."

"Wanna play?"

Any and all of Candace's braincells stopped once she heard that question. "Yes! I call dibs on the sneaker!"

"I got the truck," Buford declared.

Isabella got the hair-dryer. "Booyah!"

Django chose the kite piece. "Sweet."

Phineas claimed the fedora while Ferb picked the nose.

That left Baljeet with the yellow unicorn piece.

"You know, real unicorns are pink," he mentioned. "I am just saying."

Ferb showed the gang a map of the city.

"Our game board is gonna be Danville itself," Phineas explained. "Her rich architectural heritage and natural wonders will provide the thrills, and the first person home wind. We don't even need to do any work. Just roll a number on this electronic die, and the game piece will automatically move that many spaces."

"Yeah, yeah," said Candace. "Let's get this party started. Lob it over!"

Phineas tossed Candace the die. It landed on six.

"So long, losers," Candace cheered.

Her piece bounced away.

The others took their turns not long after.

Baljeet was the only one left. When he got the die, it landed on one.

He sighed. "It is going to be a long day."

Vanessa and her friends sat around a fire, which was ironic because it was still daytime.

Johnny played his guitar and sang, "Nature is our mother, yeah, the trees are green…"

That's when a blonde man with a mustache approached them. He wore a pink shirt, green shorts, brown boots, and a fanny pack.

"Hey, groovy dudes and dudettes," he said in a horrible Southern accent. How's it hanging? Wanna try my seven-layer bars?"

Vanessa knew who it was, but she decided to play along, for now.

"Hey there, strange man I've never met," she greeted. "What brings you to our campsite, and how soon can you leave?"

"Oh, I was just passing by," the 'stranger' replied. "Communing with nature and all like us hippies do, and I thought a few groovy dudes from you would like some pointers from an old pro."

"Actually, we're doing just fine."

The man poured a bucket of water over their fire. "You know, fire is the leading cause of fire." He turned towards the tent. "Hey, is that a Pupmaster 3000? I love these babies! They're so far out. They almost never collapse and suffocate while you sleep, but you know, the Tri-State Almanac says they should be at least twenty feet from running water, and yours is too close, man."

To prove his point, he took out a tape measure and measured the distance between the tent and the nearby lake.

One of Vanessa's friends, Lacy, picked up the almanac.

"Seriously?" she asked.

"Oh, and you should also tie up your food," the man went on. He took the food and put it all in a bag. "You could attract bears which would make it extremely difficult to hang loose and be groovy. I've got a lot of other righteous camping tips, but first, I need to get some life vests out of my van."

The man ran off.

"Wow, that dudes totally freakstyle," Johnny remarked.

"You have no idea," said Vanessa.

Phineas rolled the die. It landed on five.

"Yeah, my third favorite number!" he smiled.

His piece bounced into a clock tower. It launched out of the clock and bounced on some phone wires.

Phineas then tossed the die to Candace. It landed on twenty-one.

"Seven trey, baby!" Candace cheered. "Feel the breeze!"

She bounced past Baljeet, whose piece was chained to a darby.

"Only because I rolled leg irons!" he shouted.

"Spoken like a true loser!" Candace retorted.

She tossed the die to Ferb. It landed on a hard hat.

Ferb put on a hat as his piece went through a construction site.

He then tossed the piece to Django. It landed on a wind storm.

"Uh-oh," Django said to himself.

The wind blew his piece backwards.

Isabella was next. The die read, 'Share a Turn'.

She pushed a button on her hair-dryer, inflating a bunch of balloons.

Her piece floated towards the park. She landed right next to Phineas.

"Hey, Phineas," Isabella greeted. "Whatcha doin?"

"Hey guys, how much longer do I wear the beard?" Buford asked.

"Until you roll 'shave'," Phineas replied.

"Awesome."

"What's with the monocle?"

"It's an affectation. Leave it alone."

Doof opened the back of the truck and looked for the life vests.

That's when Perry arrived.

"Hey man," Doof greeted. "Nice threads. Sorry, no evil scheme today. I'm just here secretly overprotecting my daughter while she's camping with her friends. It's dangerous out here, I should know. When I was camping back in Gimmelshtump, I had this incident with a swarm of bees. I only got one sting, but it did a lot of damage. That kind of thing happens all the time in the woods!"

Perry just glared at Doof, tapping his foot.

"Okay, maybe I'm overreacting," Doof admitted. "Actually, it's really just a beautiful, pastoral setting."

Then a giant sneaker came down from the sky and crushed the truck.

"You see?!" Doof shouted. "You have to help me protect my daughter! Please?"

Perry made a face that said, "Alright."

"Great. I know what you can do."

"Poison sumac, oi, oi, oi!" Johnny sang.

Then the 'stranger' returned.

"Hey, brothers and sisters," he greeted. "I'm back with this industrial-size first-aid kit, and this state-of-the-art security system."

He then scared away a bird Lacy was trying to feed. After that, the man gave Vanessa and Johnny acorn helmets.

"Better safe than sorry," he said.

"That man's a little excitable, isn't he?" Johnny said.

"Yes, yes he is," Vanessa replied, starting to get angry.

The man then put caution tape around the trees.

"You have to leave!" he shouted. "The woods aren't safe for little kids… I mean 'practically adults'! Flee back to the city, where it's safe!"

"Safe from what?" asked Vanessa.

"That!"

Something came out of the bushes and let out a chatter. It didn't even take Vanessa a second to realize it was just Perry in a bear costume.

"Alright, that's enough!" she shouted. "Really, Perry? I expected more from you, and you, Dad!"

"Wait, how did you…?" asked Doof.

"Oh, please! You come out here jumping around with your costume and lame book, and it's humiliating, Dad! I'm not a little girl anymore!"

"You're my little girl!"

"I know, but all I want is to spend some alone time with my friends, but it's like you don't trust me!"

Doof sighed. "You're right. I'm sorry I got in your way. I know you can handle yourself, Vanessa. Come on, Perry the Platypus. Maybe there's still time for a scheme. I won't even trap you."

"Wait, I thought your dad was a pharmacist," Johnny said, ruining the moment.

Doof and Perry went to another part of the woods.

"She's right," Doof admitted. "I've been smothering her. It's just so hard to let go as a parent, but I'm going to turn a new leaf. No more worrying, no more disguises, no more rules!"

As he said that, he tore off his disguise and threw away his almanac.

He failed to notice that the almanac hit a beehive, tearing it in half.

Everyone was close to the finish now.

Well, everyone except one. Candace was still a little behind.

Is this it? she asked herself. Am I really gonna lose? No, I can't give up now. I'm the queen of Skiddley Whiffers, and I'm not gonna let anything break my streak!

"Toss me that dice!" she shouted.

"The singular is 'die'!" Baljeet angrily corrected, tossing the die.

"Now that was uncalled for," Buford scolded.

Candace caught the die. It landed on 'Double Kings'.

"Wow, twice in one day," said Phineas.

"Skiddley Whiffers is a cruel mistress, cold and unforgiving," Ferb remarked.

Candace flew right over everyone.

"Take that, losers!" she shouted, making the shape of an L with her thumb and finger.

Doof sat on a lawn chair while Perry acted as a psychiatrist.

"You know, I try to be a good parent, but sometimes, I…" Doof said.

That's when he heard the sound of screaming.

Vanessa and her friends were surrounded by bees.

"Anyone else allergic to bees?" Vanessa asked.

"Yep," Lacy admitted.

"I am," said the other friend, Dana.

"All of us?" said Johnny. "What are the odds?"

That's when Doof appeared in front of them.

"You leave my baby girl alone!" he shouted.

"Dad, what are you doing here?" asked Vanessa. "It's dangerous!"

Despite the situation, Doof couldn't help but feel annoyed. "Really? I hadn't noticed!" He then turned back to the bees. "Hey bees, you like honey, don't you?"

He grabbed a nearby comb and poured the honey all over himself. The bees flew towards Doof, so he ran in the opposite direction and jumped into the lake.

"Wow, your dad is psychotic," Johnny remarked.

"Yes, yes he is," Vanessa said with a smile.

Candace landed in the backyard. The victory bell was waiting for her. She rang it.

"Yes, thirteen wins in a row!" she cheered.

The others arrived not long after.

"Nice game, Candace," Phineas complimented. "So, uh, I assume you're gonna bust us for it now."

That was Candace's initial idea, but as she thought about it, she realized it would be really stupid. She already boasted about her winning streak to everyone, and beat them. Getting them all in trouble would just be petty.

"No," she declared. "If I had to bust you guys for this, I'd have to bust myself too."

She tossed the dice aside. It landed on 'All Players Move'.

All the pieces left the backyard.

That's when Linda came out.

"Hey kids," she greeted. "What did you do today?"

"We played Skiddley Whiffers," Phineas replied. "And Candace played with us."

"Oh, how sweet. Candace, did you have fun with your brothers today?"

Candace didn't even hesitate to admit, "Yes, yes I did."

That night, Doof, Vanessa, and the gang were roasting marshmallows by the fire.

Doof lost his lab coat in the bee attack, so Perry offered his shirt. Doof took it, but it was too small to cover up the bee stings that were all over his body.

"Thanks for pulling me out of the water," he thanked. "But the shirt's a little snug. Got anything bigger?"

Perry didn't say anything. He just ate his marshmallows.

"Be careful with those marshmallows," Doof warned. "Do you know how many smore-related accidents happen in this country alone? I don't, but I bet it's a lot."

"Dad," Vanessa rolled her eyes.

A.N.

This was a fun write.

The main change I made was having Candace willingly give up her attempt at busting her brothers. The fact she tried to bust them at the last minute feels stupid to me, as it kinda ruins the wholesome moment of the three siblings playing the game together.

That's all I really have to say. Thanks for reading.