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Beerus Sama: I will take your advice to heart there are some interesting directions a saga as all over the place as the Emperor Pilaf saga could go also glad you like the improvements thus far!
(Age 749 Diablo Desert.)
"Oh great and now we're lost no thanks to you!" Oolong groaned to Bulma as the group trudged along through the Diablo desert.
"It's your fault! If you weren't so stubborn I wouldn't have lost the Dynocaps!" Bulma replied.
"Oh please my fault? Why the hell did you waste your time making a pill to make me go to the toilet every time I hear the word piggy?"
Diana frowned "He has a point Bulma you sense of humor is... Childish to say the least."
"You're seriously defending him? I thought you hated him!" Bulma yelled frustratedly.
"I do but your so-called 'comedy' Is an insult to comedy its like a five year old laughing at inappropriate words!" Oolong sniggered as Bulma glared at the princess. "As for you pig if you keep looking at me like that I'll serve you up as pork roast."
Oolong gulped in fear as Bulma chuckled.
"Me! I want pork roast!" Goku said having only just tuned in to the conversation after hearing about food.
"Goku they're talking about me!" Oolong yelled.
"Man, it sure is getting hot out here," Bulma said tiredly wiping her forehead to remove some sweat.
"If you didn't lose the Dynocaps we wouldn't be sweating right now consider that divine punishment for your stupidity." Diana replied glaring at Bulma.
"Your on about that as well?" Bulma sighed exasperated.
Oolong smirked at her complaints while Goku zoned out of the conversation again looking around apprehensively.
"What are you looking at?" Diana asked curious at Goku's sudden silence.
"Well it feels like we're being watched, Can't you feel it?" Goku replied.
Diana concentrated on their surroundings and then nodded "Yeah a bit weird let's be on guard." As she said that Bulma then fainted on the floor from exhaustion.
"So uh who's carrying her?" Oolong asked.
"You!" Goku and Diana both said pointing at Oolong before awkwardly looking at each other.
"Oh uh..." Diana paused looking for something to say.
"Oolong you carry her!" Goku said forgetting about it instantly whilst Diana smirked at his forgetfulness.
"Man, your heavy!" Oolong said as he hoisted Bulma over his Shoulder before morphing into a horse both Goku and Diana sniggered a bit at Oolong's verbal jab until they heard a voice from behind them.
"Hey, you lot! Hand over your valuables or die!" A man said with black hair and some bandit's clothes.
"Yeah, we're running your pockets!" A small flying creature with blue fur and creamy-colored facial fur.
"Right-o, we are!" A man who was currently on fire finished holding a flame in his hand.
"Oh great company." Diana sighed.
Goku began looking through his pockets for valuables as Diana and Oolong looked at him shocked.
"Why the hell are you actually planning on giving our stuff away!" Oolong yelled.
"They asked for it." Goku replied pleased with his own logic.
"They just issued a death threat I don't know about you but I'm not taking this lightly." Diana said.
"I see how it is very well I hope you know we won't go easy o. you just because your kids!" The bandit said.
"Can we get some names?" Oolong askes.
"I am the well renowned desert bandit and master of the wolf fang fist Yamcha!"
"And I'm his trusty sidekick Puar!" The flying cat creature said.
"And I'm flame master the four elements are within my domain of control!"
"Flame Master seriously? Pompous ass!" Oolong taunted.
"It's an alias, you Buffon!" Alas, you dare insult me again and you'll be looking a lot like the dinner I had last night Bacon strips! Served up by yours truly!"
"Why does everyone want to eat me? I'm a bipedal walking pig with some... Strange pastimes." Oolong yelled.
"I don't know what that last part implies but alas prepare to be skewered by my blade!" Yamcha proclaimed holding his scimitar out.
Diana's eyes lit up "Where did you get such a weapon?"
"It's the azure dragon sword! It was forged out of the strongest metal known to men in the flames of a mighty dragon!" Yamcha said proudly.
"No, it wasn't It was some random sword you stole!" Puar replied.
"Puar bad time," Yamcha muttered annoyed.
"Enough I shall burn these fools to a crisp!" Flame Master yelled.
"Alright Goku you take Yamcha I'll take Flame Master since I have a shield!'" Diana said drawing her gear.
"Right!" Goku replied getting into a battle stance he then charged into combat swinging his power pole with expert precision the desert bandit dodged to the side before slashing with his sword which was quickly blocked by the power pole then Yamcha went for a leg sweep tripping Goku over before attempting to strike down with his sword but Goku managed to evade the strike before the two warriors engaged in a flurry of precise punches and kicks each blocking each other almost perfectly.
"The power pole huh?" Yamcha noted as he saw it extend and move at will "You must be the disciple of the legendary Gohan right?"
Goku frowned before perking up "You mean Grandpa Gohan!"
"Grandpa? Now things are getting interesting hope you know I won't go easy on you!"
Goku nodded "You better not!" As the two warriors charged at each other again.
Whilst the desert bandit and the Saiyan were fighting Flame Master had already begun to pelt Diana with powerful fireballs each being blocked by her shield before Diana came in with a sword strike but Flame Master morphed his body to water slowing down the attack so he could dodge.
"This form I call Liquid Man! But I would still prefer to be referred to as Flame Master!"
Diana focused a bit more as Flame Master morphed his body to fuse with the power of the earth as he began to attempt to crush her under tons of rock and sand however he was far too slow and Diana then landed a few clean cuts on Flame Master not doing a lot due to his earthen body but inflicting some harm nonetheless.
"Alrighty then let's get serious!" Flame Master yelled as he transformed his body into a tornado-like structure he quickly hovered in the sky as he lifted the sand off the ground creating a massive sandstorm as far as the eye could see.
"Woah man the hell?" Yamcha yelled though barely heard above the roar of the storm as Goku swung his power pole at Yamcha's stomach hitting him backward.
"Time to use my signature move!" Yamcha said before getting in stance "Wolf Fang Fist!" Yamcha's hand almost seemed to be surrounded by a wolf's fanged maw as he launched a devastating punch at Goku's gut hitting him backward and sending him crashing through rocks.
"Oh, crap Goku!" Diana yelled worriedly before getting caught off guard by some powerful wind "Keep your eyes on the battle kid!" Flame Master scolded just before he was drop-kicked in the face by Diana.
"Shut up!" Diana yelled before smacking him again sending him crashing to the ground.
"Yamcha went over to help Flame Master just as he heard Puar yell "Look out Yamcha!" the bandit was then caught off guard by a powerful blow from behind sending him sprawling to the floor as Yamcha groggily got up he saw the small boy he just sent crashing through boulders standing up with renewed energy much to his anger.
"Damn, kid! No one has ever survived the wolf fang fist before you are making a mockery of me!" The desert bandit yelled seething in anger.
Goku sensed the killing intent and got ready to fight until he saw Bulma from the corner of his eye get up and look around confused "What the hell is happening here?" Yamcha looked shocked before he slowly backed away from Goku Puar then looked at him and then at Bulma "Oh crap." Puar sighed as he waited for the order from Yamcha.
"Oh shit Puar let's get out of here!" Before he and Puar fled into the distance.
"Why are you running?" Flame Master asked in annoyance before he remembered something that Puar told him.
"Seriously? Scared of a powerless girl pathetic!" Before Diana punched slammed the hilt of her sword into his jaw fracturing it.
"Focus up next time." Diana taunted as Goku then came up next to her as she looked down at the beaten Flame Master.
"Damn, kids!" Flame Master yelled before clutching his jaw in pain "Next time things won't be so easy I assure you!" Flame Master then flew away in his cyclone man form high in the sky before he could get hurt anymore.
The two kids panted as Oolong then came up to them "Great work team!" He held his hands up for a high five but received none.
"What were you doing that whole time?" Diana gasped between breaths.
"Oh, you know catching up with Puar talking about old times you know?" Oolong said seemingly unbothered by their current disdain towards him.
"Oh well let's get some rest tonight," Bulma said as she walked up to them.
"Yeah lucky Yamcha ran away otherwise we would still be fighting," Goku said.
"Wonder why he did that?" Diana mused.
"Beats me welp let's get some rest we need it!" Oolong replied before getting a capsule out of his pocket and throwing it out as it released a giant bus-looking thing.
"You had a house wagon this entire time!" Bulma yelled in annoyance.
"Well, I knew Diablo Desert was infamous for bandits I wasn't going to give this baby up to them!" Oolong replied.
"Yet you neglected to warn us of said super-powered bandits," Diana said dryly.
"Stop complaining and get inside! Deserts are cold at night you know?" Oolong groaned in response.
"Sweet I need a shower after all of that," Bulma said as she walked to the bathroom and closed the doors.
"After all of that? She did nothing!" Diana said grumpily as Goku frowned "I just want food to be honest with you."
"Yeah let's see what this kitchen has to offer!" Oolong added as they went foraging for food in the pantry and fridge before pulling out multiple sets of food and began to chow down.
Diana chuckled at Goku's habits somewhat used to them by now as Goku looked at her between bites "Not as good as the food we had at Themyscira!"
The princess nodded "Of course we pride ourselves on our excellent cooking." Diana said smugly.
"Oh well foods food anyway I'm going to check how many rooms are in this you never know we might all have to share a bed." Oolong winked at the last part as Diana gagged in disgust.
Goku ignored them and simply continued eating food as Diana sat down content with sitting in silence after a long day.
(Outside the house wagon.)
"You sure about this?" Puar asked.
"Of course Puar I want to find out why they would be in a place like Diablo Desert."
They then glanced through a window seeing before immediately snapping back.
"Oh crap wrong window!" Puar yelled before Yamcha covered his mouth.
"Shut it Puar we don't want to look like perverts!"
"Well too late now we just saw her full naked body," Puar stated flatly.
"Come on Puar let's concentrate actual mission objective," Yamcha said all the while thinking about Bulma's body as he blushed.
"What happened to 'focus on the mission'?" Puar responded when he saw his face.
Yamcha cursed before listening through the other window at their conversation hearing them talk about the dragon balls in explanation to Oolong.
"Grants any wish huh? Sounds impressive." Puar mused.
"We need to get that radar to hunt the last dragon balls before they find them!" Yamcha stated.
"So what's the plan?" Puar asked before Yamcha leaned in to whisper in his ear.
(Later that night.)
"That juice worked like a charm!" Oolong sniggered as he thought of the juice he used to cause Goku Diana and Bulma to fall asleep the pig snuck into her room and looked around undoubtedly for her clothes before he morphed into Bulma herself and tried on the clothes caressing his newfound curves as he did so.
Puar disguised as Goku then walked into the room and frowned at the Bulma Oolong.
"What are you doing?" Puar Goku asked as he looked at all the clothes scattered everywhere before Oolong Bulma quickly chucked all the clothes out the window before they were blown away by the wind.
"Uh, nothing why?" Oolong Bulma said nervously.
"Never mind just come outside we need to talk about something." Puar Goku responded as Oolong Bulma followed him out and Yamcha snuck in.
(Next day.)
"You failed how? It was perfect!" Puar yelled in annoyance.
"I saw that girl... Naked again." Yamcha gulped.
"God dammit Yamcha grow some spine! You're not some dense harem protagonist who turns tail in fear at the mere sight of a breast you're the legendary desert bandit master of the wolf fang fist now act it!" Puar reprimanded.
"Oh well, the best bet we have now is to follow them." Yamcha sighed as Puar nodded "Pretty much."
(In the house wagon.)
"Where's all my damn clothes?" Bulma asked annoyed as she looked around before pulling out the only thing she had left.
"Guess I have to wear this bunny suit," Bulma said much to Oolong's delight.
"Why do you have that? I thought you were an esteemed scientist." Diana asked.
"Well I am but I have this for... Other reasons."
"Have the women of man's world have no decency?" Diana sighed to no one in particular.
Oolong pondered for a bit "In some parts of the world not really."
Goku merely smiled "Now we can finally continue this adventure!"
As they went to walk out of the house they heard a loud shrill whistle before a massive explosion hit all of them though barely scathing Bulma due to some luck despite this the Capsule Corp heiress still fainted.
"Is that a fucking Bazooka?" Oolong yelled pointing where they saw a familiar face holding a bazooka "Damn he's packing heat!"
"Guess we ought to teach him another lesson," Diana said grimly as Goku nodded before they both charged the bandit swinging blows toward him as Yamcha drew his sword and they engaged in yet another fight.
(Afterwards.)
"We showed him what's for!" Goku cheered as they left Yamcha slumped on the floor.
"Yeah, that's why no one should mess with us!" Diana added.
Yamcha got up before holding his hands up in a sign of peace "Look I'm sorry for trying to kill you again I have a gift for you a car so you can do whatever you need to!"
Puar in a human form then drove up with a car before hopping out and morphing back to normal.
"Who'd you steal this from?" Diana asked suspiciously.
"No one I brought it!" Yamcha admitted.
"Then why are you a bandit if you have the income to give away cars for free!" Oolong asked.
"Oh yeah I'm seriously good at baseball this is just a side gig," Yamcha replied.
"Oh well, what are we waiting for let's hop in!" Goku yelled as Bulma got up from where she was causing Yamcha to run off once again.
"And he's gone." Diana sighed while Bulma looked confused.
"What's with the car?" Bulma asked.
"That Yamcha guy gifted it to us," Oolong replied.
"Oh well let's drive this baby out of here!" Bulma cheered as they hopped in the car and drove towards the location of the next dragon ball.
The next chapter will be Frying Pan Mountain and all pretty much the rest of the first arc of this series will be pretty long as you may have noticed anyway see you all next time on DC-Z Reborn! Leave a review if you have any recommendations or any comments!
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