Getting up I sneak out of the house while everyone still sleeps driving to my dad's house, I open the door quickly and get the large cage and the box marked pet supply from the attic putting everything carefully in my car.
I head to the pet shop seeing it's just opened grabbing my wallet I rush in grabbing everything I'll need for a mouse and sit it on the counter, looking at the mice I frown as a worker comes up, I pick a mouse smirking when I see one little blonde tinted mouse raise up on its back legs hopping into the guy's hand bouncing off in a kick fighting "that ones perfect" I say and wait as he spends five minutes trying to catch it.
He finally catches her getting her packed in a box "Do you need any information to care for it".
I shake my head "No I've had one before".
After helping me get everything in my car I rushed home and quickly set up the cage checking its gender to be sure then putt the mouse in with her water and food, attaching the tubes, and get all the pieces in place making a large maze of different areas to run in I nod seeing it's done.
I smirk grabbing a black marker and paper "My name is Kommissar I'm a mighty mouse feed me, water me, hold me, DO NOT KICK ME IN MY BALL, OBEY ME SERVANTS" The large letters draw attention perfectly I pin the note above the cage with an arrow pointing down at the cage.
Walking into the kitchen I start on breakfast as I hear feet pounding down the steps "What is this?" I hear Pieter ask.
I smirk grabbing a black marker and paper "My name is Kommissar I'm a mighty mouse feed me, water me, hold me, DO NOT KICK ME IN MY BALL, OBEY ME SERVANTS" The large letters draw attention perfectly I pin the note above the cage with an arrow pointing down at the cage.
"Sie haben besser einen guten Grund, mich hierher zu rufen" she snarks stomping into the room.
"What the hell" she grunts.
I chuckle hearing her come into the kitchen "Why is there a mouse here?"
I shrug not looking at her "Her name is Kommissar you will address her as such, she is the new house pet".
"You think this is funny?"
I hum nodding "Completely hilarious" I say having to work hard to ignore her presence behind me feeling her glare on me "When the worker reached in to grab one, little Kommissar charged right into his hand bouncing off with her little feet, I could just see her giving a battle cry when she charged took five minutes to catch her" I add while chuckling.
"I will not call the Maus Kommissar".
I hum nodding "Completely hilarious" I say having to work hard to ignore her presence behind me feeling her glare on me "When the worker reached in to grab one, little Kommissar charged right into his hand bouncing off with her little feet, I could just see her giving a battle cry when she charged took five minutes to catch her" I add while chuckling.
I look up hearing Lily come in holding the mouse while petting its tiny head "Kommissar speaks to me, she says only one can have the name and challenges you to a battle to the death for it".
I groan at Lily's comment shaking my head "No battle to the death Lily, human Kommissar will just have to live with this".
I look up hearing Lily come in holding the mouse while petting its tiny head "Kommissar speaks to me, she says only one can have the name and challenges you to a battle to the death for it".
"You will regret this meine Maus," she says glaring at me.
sometime later
I huff laying on the ground with everyone looking tired, out of breath, and in pain, hissing I hold my side feeling a shooting pain in it "Where the hell is Lily" she yells looking at me and Emily.
"Hiding. from. vindictive. tyrant. leaders" I huff out.
I huff laying on the ground with everyone looking tired, out of breath, and in pain, hissing I hold my side feeling a shooting pain in it "Where the hell is Lily" she yells looking at me and Emily.
Lily drops from a tree behind Kommissar "Hi" she whispers in her ear making Kommissar jump, she turns around looking at Lily holding the mouse where its beady little eyes stare at Kommissar petting it.
"You are to be working out with the team Lily".
Lilly tilts her head "I did and went in when you said stop".
"You are not out of breath, tired, or sweaty do not lie to me".
Lily frowns lifting her arm and sniffs her armpit then looks at Kommissar offering her to smell.
Kommissar slaps her arm down storming away, Lily looks around seeming confused.
"Lily go put Kommissar in her ball and bring us water and salt" I groan.
sometime later
Leaving another riff-off Pieter holds up the strange animal trophy "DSM" he shouts getting the customary "JA" shouted back, I chuckle hearing Lily says JA in what would be a normal speaking voice the group looking at her shocked for a moment.
Walking down the street Kommissar walks ahead turning to face us while walking backward "Another success over The Bellas" she says calmly looking over each of us smirking "WIR FEIERN".
I smile watching the group shouting and bouncing around including Lily and Emily.
"You performed with them are you serious?" I sigh hearing the snarky question.
"Did you see Emily and Lily perform? Lily had more confidence and her voice was louder, Emily who none of you had time to work with was like a pro with songs and dancing" I answer sounding annoyed.
"You are Bellas how could you betray us like this?"
I groan "No we are not Bellas we were kicked out remember? We are just living our lives now".
"We are your friends you should support us".
"The Barden Bellas come for another verbal beat down?" Kommissar says smirking.
"Highlight of my day" Pieter adds smugly.
Feeling the pack surround us between them Kommissar puts her arm around my waist tugging me against her "Seems the Remoras have swum back to you".
I frown looking at her seeing the amusement watching the group try to place the name "Remora the fish who attach to stronger better creatures like sharks Ja".
Pieter jumps in smiling "They mooch off the Shark's power, and accomplishments Ja like you" he says proudly.
Kommissar looks at him almost like she's calling him a moron with her eyes as he stands confident in his answer with a smug smile.
I sigh hearing Pieter starts arguing with Fat Amy, pulling my phone out I scroll through Instagram, as Emily leans over double tapping a photo of a Chihuahua being groomed by a large fluffy cat.
She giggles liking every animal image she sees when Lily leans on us laying her head on Emily's shoulder "I fought a kangaroo".
I look at her laughing slightly "You did?"
"BECA LISTEN TO ME" Chloe yells at me.
I groan looking at her "Chloe if our friendships ever meant anything to any of you leave us alone".
