Bear with me, I'm still working on the other stories, this idea just wouldn't leave my head.
CHAPTER 1
SPACE-TIME SHENANIGANS
It was fascinating. The battle amongst gods was coming to an end, as they stared each other down. It had been a tiresome two days for the both of them, as they fought, and successfully defeated god after god, and now, one of them was going down. It was poetic, having their last battle at the very place where they had almost killed each other once. This time, there would be a winner. The valley was once a beautiful landscape, brimming with life. Now it lay as a wasteland, debris from the very earth being unnaturally displaced creating a stunning yet devastating picture, consequences following the battle that was coming to a close.
On the valley's wall was a crater. Deep in the middle was a boy, about 17 years of age, being held up by the earth around him. A trail of blood was falling from his mouth, the crimson liquid staining his clothes, adding more to his gruesome state. His clothes were torn and his face was scarred, marks of the grand battle that took place. He clenched his fist as he stared down his rival, and the only person he would ever consider thinking of as a friend.
"Just give up... AND LET ME CATCH YOU DOWN ALREADY!" He yelled out in frustration. He should have won already, and the fact that he hadn't yet pissed him off.
On the water beneath the valley stood another boy who looked to be the same age as the other. He was in an even worse state. His mesh long-sleeved shirt was torn up to his abdomen, exposing the scars that ran across his body, courtesy of the other boy. He was heaving, having used a good part of his chakra, even with the Nine-Tailed fox providing an extra source, especially with that charka-infused punch which he used to send the other boy crashing into the wall. His head was slightly drooped, causing his wild, golden locks to cast shade over his eyes.
"Sorry... Can't do that... Cause I'm your one and only friend, that's what you said, right?" The blond managed to force out the words through his exhaustion, letting a smirk cross his face as blood trailed down both of his corner lips. A leaf slowly fell down the valley. It landed on the water, causing it to ripple, the depiction of calmness contrasting drastically with the circumstances.
And that's when it happened.
Coal black met ocean blue as the sound of a thousand chirping birds howled through the valley, the sky darkening by the brightness of the power that the black-haired teen literally held in his palm. Both boys sprung at each other, with their arms cocked backward. A blue ball of condensed energy formed into the blond boy's hand as the two rapidly approached one another.
"NARUTO!"
"SASUKE!"
They yelled out the other's name like they'd done with every other fight as they thrust their arms forward. Unstoppable force met immovable object, causing a shockwave that shook the earth from the powerful attacks colliding. Lightning and pure chakra moved about wildly, the two boys staring intently into the other's eyes, trying desperately to get past each other, causing the universe itself to contort around them. At the very center of the attacks, a small, white light sparkled, and in the blink of an eye, it engulfed the two boys, the sound of the chirping birds ceasing. The light grew and grew in size, tearing its surroundings to shreds as it grew. Eventually, it dissipated, and the boys were nowhere to be found.
On top of a rooftop, two boys materialized seemingly out of thin air, falling on each other in a heap. The taller one clutched at his left eye, the migraine he was having felt like a church bell was ringing in his head. He had dark, shoulder-length spiky black hair, the backside of his hair resembling a duck's butt. Or at least that's what his friend said.
The friend he was on top of.
"Get off me ya dick!" A muffled, high-pitched voice yelled out angrily, his arms flailing as he pushed the boy off of him. "Fuuuck... I feel like shit..." He said, mimicking the actions of the dark-haired teen as he sat up. His blue eyes looked up, widening in shock, then slitting in confusion. "Why are you fourteen?"
Sasuke was caught off guard by the question, his hate for the blond idiot in front of him had been put aside momentarily in favor of trying (and failing) to get rid of his migraine. "Wha-What do you mean why am I fourteen?" He asked, stuttering at the stupidity of the question. But as he looked down, he realized that the clothes he wore at that moment hadn't fit him in years. A pit started to form in his stomach as his eyes trailed up to Naruto's form, realizing he was wearing that hideous orange jumpsuit. It wasn't hard to deduce what had happened. His hands quickly came together in a ram seal. "RELEASE!" He yelled out, trying to escape from the genjutsu he was trapped in, because that had to be it, right? Right?
"Uh... Sasuke? What are you doing?" Asked the blond, his head tilting to the side. His confusion was evident on his face, a dumb look morphing on it. Sasuke wanted to smack him. "Isn't it obvious? We're in a genjutsu, a very strong one at that..." Naruto still didn't look convinced. "Who could've put us in a genjutsu?" Sasuke's breathing had picked up in pace, and he choked back a laugh. "How come you've decided to be the voice of reason for once, airhead?" The irony wasn't lost on the both of them, but Naruto was pissed off by his friend's comment "Who ya calling an airhead you bastard?" Asked Naruto in irritation, as he tried forming a Rasengan. It however exploded in his face, sending both boys skidding back a few feet.
Sasuke sprung back up and tried slipping into Orochimaru's snake style, but his muscles refused to slip into the style seamlessly, which made the pit in his stomach evolve into a sinkhole. Naruto launched a haymaker, which Sasuke quickly blocked, retaliating with a knee to the blond's stomach. A cough escaped Naruto's mouth as the air was forcefully removed from his body. Sasuke quickly capitalized on it, flipping the other boy over his shoulder. Naruto quickly fell into a roll, getting back up to his feet, and stood a few meters away from the Uchiha.
Sasuke ran over and threw a punch. As it soared towards Naruto's head, he instinctively reached out to block it. Blue eyes widened in horror at the thing behind Sasuke, pausing mid-fight. "Sasuke..." The addressed boy stopped, looking at him in confusion. Naruto pointed a shaky finger over Sasuke's shoulder, his voice trembling as well. "Wh-What the fuck is that?..." Sasuke turned around, his eyes widening at the scene in front of him.
The city of Musutafu was usually quiet, contrary to other parts of the greater Tokyo area. That didn't mean it didn't have its fair share of villainy. On the train tracks just outside a station, there was a giant, shark-like man, that easily cleared the buildings in height. Naruto and Sasuke stared with their jaws hung loose. It's not like they hadn't seen something that big, it was the mutation of the man that surprised them. Just then, a smaller in comparison man made out of wood swung on top of the station, staring down the villain in front of him. Sasuke was the first to snap out of his stupor, his eyes widening in shock. "Impossible... Only Hashirama Senju could use the wood release..." Naruto looked over at him. "Hashi-who?" Sasuke turned back in frustration. "How do you not know the first Hokage?" A look of recognition dawned on the blond's face, but before he could say anything, a giant, shapely woman slammed her foot on the villain's body, sending him flying back.
The two boys instinctively glued their feet to the bottom of the roof, the collision causing the ground to shake, even if it was blocks away. "What... the hell was that?" Asked Naruto, still not completely over the fact that what he saw was indeed real. "Did you sense any chakra?" Asked Sasuke, only receiving a negative shake of the head from the blond as a response. "Never mind that, where are we?" Naruto asked, looking frantically around him. Sasuke quickly followed, realizing that they were nowhere that they could recognize. They'd never even heard of this type of architecture, much less seen it before.
They had been sitting on that rooftop for a few hours now, and the sun was already setting. They made the deduction that yes, they had indeed somehow crossed dimensions, and were somehow back in their 14-year-old selves bodies. Both boys had sent a shadow clone each, and had gathered a very surface level understanding of this world. A hero was a profession here, and a very noble one at that, which they found quite bizarre.
Naruto was sat in a meditative position for a few minutes, eventually letting out a sigh and opening his eyes. Sasuke was sitting up, leaning on the wall of the roof's entrance. "Any luck?" "No..." Responded Naruto in disappointment. "You?"
Sasuke sighed, looking back down to the floor. "Apparently I awakened my mangekyou sharingan during that night..." I still need Itachi's eyes for the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan." Naruto paused. "So you almost killed me for nothing?" Sasuke coughed, quickly changing the subject "So uh, What's up with the fox?" He asked because he genuinely wanted to know, not because he was flustered. Because he wasn't. Sasuke? Flustered? Never.
"I couldn't get to him, I think I'm at the point where I need to have a near-death experience to make contact, or, that's how it happened the first time, at least... and the key is with the toads..." Naruto trailed off, his eyes widening as a hopeful grin. "The toads!" He said in realization. He bit his thumb, drawing a drop of blood. He weaved his hands through hand signs and slammed his palm on the floor. A sealing array spread out from the center of his palm and a cloud of smoke erupted from it. The smoke started to clear, revealing the form of a bright orange toad, roughly as tall as Naruto. Said boy slammed into the toad, wrapping him in a bear hug. "Oh man, you cannot believe how happy I am to see you, Gamakichi!"
The toad tilted his head in confusion as he looked around in confusion... "Hey Naruto... Where are we... I've never heard of anything like this before... Oh, you got snacks?" He seemed to be more focused on the snacks rather than his surroundings. Naruto let out a disappointed sigh... "No buddy, I don't... Wait, why are you so small?" Gamakichi looked at Naruto in confusion. Sasuke's eyes widened, and cut off the toad before he could talk. "Lord Jiraiya, is he alive?" He asked, the urgency in his tone was felt by the both of them, and Gamakichi responded quickly. "Jiraiya? Yeah, of course he's alive, why wouldn't he be?" Naruto's jaw hung loose, looking at Gamakichi in bewilderment. Sasuke felt another migraine coming up, rubbing his temple as he tried to process the implications of the answer.
A loud explosion sounded reverberated around them. Naruto dispelled Gamakichi and rushed to the side of the building, forgetting about his toad companion's words momentarily, as he tried to get a clear view of the situation. Sasuke followed, standing next to Naruto. In the alley below them, there was a... being, made out of a dark green substance. Naruto noticed a blond boy trying desperately to escape the sludge's hold, his eyes were wide in panic due to the sludge going down his throat. "Hey, there's a kid in that!" Sasuke followed Naruto's gaze, his lips slightly shifting into a disgusted expression. "Is it sentient?" He asked, absentmindedly.
An evil chuckle escaped the sludge's lips. "Ya got a powerful quirk, brat! You'll do nicely as a vessel, now, just don't resist, and let me take over..." Naruto had seen Orochimaru regurgitate and swallow himself, and other things, many times before. That didn't mean he was desensitized to seeing it, unlike Sasuke, the sight causing his stomach to churn. A cry of rage and fear echoed through the street.
A young boy with dark green messy hair had thrown his school bag straight into the sludge's eyes. The sludge managed to dodge the supplies that fell out of the bag, only getting hit in one eye. He was pissed, and looked over at the boy that was now on the ground, trembling with fear. "You! You're the brat that almost got me jailed!" He barked out in anger. "I'll kill you now, there's no all might to save you this time, kid... You should've just stayed back, there's no use in playing hero" He said with a twisted smile on his face.
"We gotta help him!" Exclaimed Naruto, rushing to jump off the roof. Sasuke quickly snapped out his hand, wrapping the blond's wrist in a death grip. "Are you crazy? They'll see us!" Sasuke wanted to strangle him out of frustration, but held back. Weirdly, he didn't mind the annoyance that was caused by his friend. Naruto tore his arm out of Sasuke's grip, and glared at him. "Am I crazy, are YOU crazy? They're gonna die!" Sasuke clicked his tongue. "We're not in our world, we don't know how things go around here, for all we know they might apprehend us on sight!" Naruto kept his defiant glare, even as Sasuke was about to pop a blood vessel. "Those dressed up people won't do anything, hell, a teenager jumped in instead of them." He gazed back down at the alley. Two shadow clones appeared beside him, helping him form a rasengan in his hand. "I don't care Sasuke, I'm going in." He said, his voice full of conviction.
Sasuke clicked his tongue again, his resolve crumbling. He knew that there was no point arguing with the blond, so he decided to relent instead. "Tch, Fine... But if we get caught, I won't hesitate to ditch you." Naruto smirked. "You'd have to escape me first, asshole." It was faint, and you'd have to have the perception of a Hyuuga to see it, but Sasuke's lips twitched up at the corners, a ghost of a smile entering his features, as he let out an "Hn".
The sludge villain was happily suffocating the two boys, watching in glee as their struggles started to decrease. Out of nowhere, a fireball soared at his head. The searing hot fire hit him point blank, causing him to scream out in agony. Sasuke was falling, holding Naruto's wrist who was falling a few feet above him. He thrust his arm forward, Sending Naruto down with a grunt. The whiskered blond yelled out his attack. "RASENGAN!"
Once the ball of energy connected with the sludge, it exploded outward. Garbage dumpster-colored liquid flew everywhere, and the two boys who were in the sludge's grasp fell to their knees, heaving and clutching at their throats, trying to force air into their lungs. Sasuke landed with a flip beside Naruto, his Sharingan active as he looked around, scanning every detail. He turned back to Naruto. "Come on, lets go" Naruto hesitated "Sasuke, we have to make sure they-" Sasuke shot him a glare. "They're fine, let's go." Naruto clenched his teeth, But followed after Sasuke, jumping off.
Before they could get any further, two tendrils of wood wrapped around them. Both boys made a shadow clone, slicing at the wood with a chakra-infused kunai. Naruto's cut cleanly through the wood whereas Sasuke's cut was jagged and rough, results of his affinity to lightning. Kamui Woods was standing at the entrance of the Alley. He hissed in pain as he felt his wood limbs being torn. The pain subsided quickly as he regrew them, fixing the boys with a glare. "Stop right there, Vigilantes!"
Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other in confusion. "What'd he call us?" Asked the Jinchuuriki, receiving a shrug from his best friend. They returned their gazes back to their new assailant, readying themselves for a fight. "Or what?" Asked Naruto, his voice filled with bravado. The wood-man only glared, and he extended his tendrils again. The boys leaped over them, sticking to opposite walls, running out to the Hero. Jumping out of the alley, they each redied the signature jutsus, but before they could fully form, a man emerged from the shadows behind them. His bright red eyes shined as he jumped up above them, his long dark hair flowing about in the wind. They sensed him a beat too late, as he slammed a powerful kick to their heads, smashing them into the ground, knocking them out in the process.
As police arrived he looked over his handiwork. He looked up as the wood hero approached her. "Eraser, don't you think you went a bit overboard? They're only just kids."
Shouta Aizawa looked down at the children below him, a slight pang of guilt entering his chest. They looked about the same age as his students, Vigilantes or not. "It was the rational decision, Kamui. What else should I have done?" His red eyes stared intently at the man made of wood, receiving a nod as an answer. "Still... that has to be a concussion at the minimum..." He said, loading them up in the back of an ambulance.
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So, Naruto and Sasuke got isekaid into the MHA verse, with a narutoverse subplot (that I didn't build on in this chapter but I will later I promise), yay!
They're in their bodies right before the first VoTE fight, so their chakra control, jutsu knowledge in the case of Naruto. Sasuke, since their memories transferred, will keep knowledge of the jutsu he copied during the timeskip (And since we know fuck all about what happened I can safely pull shit out of my ass :D) are all where they were pre timeskip. also, no curse mark on sasuke, cuz uh... eh, I'll come up with a reason
Will not update till this gets over 5 reviews
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