A/n- The joke with this one is that back when I was RPing on Tumblr there wasn't a lot of Mark art to make icons of so I used Kazuma icons as his face claim. So since then I've had the saying 'Mark is Kazuma if he wasn't an asshole.' and I figured something like this would be funny. Also this doesn't mean I ship Kazuma and Darkness, I really don't have a preferred ship there, I just figured Darkness would be the one out of the girls more likely to go along with Mark and Lyn's swinger antics. Enjoy!
The Commission Files- File #a1582 Meeting a Skewed Reflection
Characters: Mark, Lyn, Kazuma (Konosuba), Darkness (Konosuba)
Based on: a commission by Az_exn on Twitter/X
"Well, if this isn't a case of deja vu I don't know what is." Lyn commented to Mark as she looked down towards two people passed out on the grassy plains of Sacae.
"Is this how I looked to you when we first met?" Mark wondered. "Because this guy kind of looks like me. His hair is a bit darker brown, but he's wearing a green cape and everything. Oooh, you think he's a version of me from another Outrealm?"
"I'm not to sure about that." Lyn noted. "Maybe if he was alone, but this blonde woman with him doesn't looks like anyone we know. Either way, we shouldn't leave them out here like this, I can smell rain coming soon and I'd hate for them to get sick after getting knocked out like this."
"I'll take the guy and you take the woman, he looks light enough for me to carry." Mark said before bending down to pick the guy up. "Hm, a bit heavier than expected, but nothing I can't handle."
"I hope they don't mind us putting them in the same bed since we only have the one spare in the guest room." Lyn commented. So they brought the unconscious duo back to the ger and laid them gently on the bed in their guest room.
"They'll probably be hungry when they wake up, we should make them some food." Mark suggested.
"Of course you would think of food at a time like this." Lyn teased him.
"Hey, the smell of that stew you made me when you found me helped me wake up, it could do the same for them." Mark replied with a chuckle as they left the guest room. So they went to go make some food, leaving their two guests to rest. They were in fact from another world, two different ones actually, and not ones they had ever heard of or experienced before. The guy was Kazuma, from the land of Japan and his companion went by the name Darkness and hailed from the Kingdom of Belzerg. Kazuma had ended up in her realm with a few more of his friends after he had died in an embarrassing accident in his home world and reincarnated. Either way the were both knocked out from a fall stemming from Kazuma testing out a new teleportation spell he was trying to master.
About 20 minutes after Mark and Lyn left the pair to rest Kazuma began to stir and move around in the bed. Slowly but surely his head moved over and started laying on Darkness' chest. Her breastplate had been lost in the accident so his head sunk down into her breasts comfortably as he snuggled closer to her, his dreams taking a nice and comfortable turn because of that. But because of the feeling of his head on her chest, Darkness wrapped her arms around his head in her sleep and started squeezing it farther and farther into her body. Now she might not have been able to hit the broadside of a barn with her sword, but she was still as strong as a bull so eventually Kazuma was practically getting drowned in her chest, which finally broke him out of his trance.
"Hey! AH! Darkness! Let me go!" He tried to yell as he also tried to squirm away from her grasp. But she wasn't budging and he was still getting squished into her chest. He tried for a few more moments to get away, but eventually he figured it was useless. "Well, if I'm gonna die again, I guess getting my head crushed in between a hot girls breasts is one of the better ways to go." He was resigned to his fate, but luckily for him Mark and Lyn had heard his yelling and came in to help him. Lyn took one of Darkness' arms and Mark took the other and Kazuma was able to slip out of her grasp.
"Pretty strong grip she has." Mark commented as he saw some marks on Kazuma's face.
"If only she could hand onto her sword like that." Kazuma noted before getting closer to Darkness again and pinching her nose closed. "Hey! If I'm waking up somewhere strange then so are you!" A few moments later Darkness coughed awake and shot up in the bed, flinging Kazuma off and onto his back. Mark and Lyn couldn't help but laugh at the slapstick of it all.
"Something tells me that's not the first time that's happened." Lyn said offering her hand for Kazuma to help himself up with.
"No, it's not." Kazuma answered as he brushed himself off and got a good look at Lyn. "Have we met before, you look really familiar."
"I don't remember meeting anyone that looks like you before, and I'm pretty good at remembering faces." Lyn noted.
"Fair enough." Kazuma shrugged before turning to Darkness. "Are you okay?"
"Physically yes, but where are we? The last thing I remember was you testing out that teleportation spell and then hitting my head." Darkness answered, rubbing the spot that she got knocked out on. "And who are these people? Have we been captured?! What kind of nasty things do you think they have planned for us?! You think they'll make us strip and search our possessions?" There was a very obvious excitement in her voice, at least from Kazuma's point of view, but Mark and Lyn were a little taken aback by the assumption. Kazuma saw their faces and sighed as he shook his head.
"Don't mind her, she's just a pervert that gets off on masochism and roleplaying questionable consent." He told the two like it was the 50th time he had to explain it.
"Ah, that makes a bit more sense." Mark noted. "But hey, as long as it's not harmful or illegal, kinks are kinks."
"I used to think like that, but then I met Darkness." Kazuma replied with a small smile.
"I heard that!" Darkness commented, though it sounded like she enjoyed the barb more than being annoyed by it.
"Good! I wanted you to!" Kazuma retorted back. "I kid though, Darkness and I are actually really good friends, even if we bicker a lot."
"Reminds me of a few people we know, right Mark?" Lyn chuckled.
"A few." Mark agreed. "Well, now that you two are awake you must be hungry. Why don't you tell us the full story about what happened and where you're from over a nice hot bowl of deer meat stew?"
"That sounds lovely!" Darkness replied as she got out of the bed and stood up. Mark and Lyn finally got a good look at her fully and could tell she was quite strong and athletic. "Come on Kazuma, let's get some food!"
"I'm sure it'll be better than some of the slop they sell near the Adventurer's Guild." Kazuma commented. So the four got some stew together and Mark and Lyn decided it would be more comfortable for their guests to talk if they just sat around the living area in the ger and not at the dining table. As they ate Kazuma explained about the spell experiment that had sent them here and a little about the adventuring group he and Darkness were a part of and what their goals were. Mark and Lyn were very engrossed in the story, finding it to be pretty funny with how Kazuma told it. They got a good sense of who he and Darkness were and realized they were good people at heart, even if Kazuma did kind of come off as an arrogant asshole at some points.
"Well, it should be easy for me to get you two back to your world, I'm kind of a master of our land's teleportation magic myself, I just need a strand of hair as a focus and it shouldn't take more than 12 hours for my equipment to attune to it." Mark noted as he was scribbling away in his notebook between bites of his stew.
"Yeah, so if you two want to spend the night here, we'd be happy to house you. The nearest town is about 3 hours away by horse." Lyn added.
"I did notice we are pretty much in the middle of nowhere, no offense of course." Kazuma replied. "I'm okay with staying here, are you Darkness?"
"I don't see a problem with that. I do wonder if bandits roam these plains though, if they would break in and steal us away in the night." Darkness mused.
"As much as you might like that, we've taken care of that issue, at least in our parts." Lyn explained. "Though I'm sure we could get up to some fun tonight that you might enjoy."
"Come on Lyn, you have to steal my thunder like that?" Mark chuckled. "I wanted to flirt with her first." When Mark finally said the name 'Lyn' out loud, that's what finally got Kazuma's mind to click as to why Lyn looked so familiar.
"Wait, you're Lyn?" He asked in wonder. "Like, 'the' Lyn?"
"I think you have a fan." Mark chuckled once again. "I mean, Lyn is pretty famous in our friend group, but I wouldn't think that news would travel to other realms."
"No, no, it's not something like that." Kazuma noted. "I need to ask you a few questions to make sure my assumptions are right, is that okay Lyn?"
"Um, sure." Lyn answered a bit confused.
"Is the name of this land were in right now Elibe?" Kazuma asked.
"Yes, that's the name of the continent." Lyn confirmed, though both her and Mark were wondering how he knew that since they didn't tell him.
"And did you go on a big adventure and slay a dragon with two men named Eliwood and Hector?" Kazuma continued questioning.
"Hector and Eliwood are some of our closest friends." Lyn noted. "Without them we wouldn't be enjoying this peaceful time together because the dragons would have taken over." Kazuma fell a bit back in his sitting position from the answer because he couldn't quite believe it.
"What's going on here, how do you know about all this stuff?" Mark wondered. "You said you've only been here a day and you were knocked out for most of it."
"Yeah, it's a little strange that you know all this stuff, I sure don't." Darkness added. Kazuma sat back up and put his hands on his mouth to ponder how he would explain this.
"Alright, this is going to sound crazy, but stick with me towards the end and it might make sense." Kazuma started. "So, you have magic tomes and books here in Elibe right?"
"All different sorts." Mark confirmed.
"Okay. So in my original world we had, and this is a gross simplification, basically tomes that instead of reading them they showed you pictures when you activated them. Like you could watch stage plays and all other sorts of stories, but like they didn't have all the restrictions with actors and backgrounds that stage plays have, it was like you were looking through someone else's eyes as the stories unfolded."
"That sounds like something Anna would come up with." Lyn noted. "Like an extension of her music playing tome."
"Yeah, actually, that's how it worked in my world too, first came the music then the pictures." Kazuma said, glad that Lyn was understanding where he was coming from. "Well eventually people came up with a way where the person viewing the story could interact with it from outside the device, kind of like a board game with story attached. That's where I know you from Lyn. In my world your adventures with Eliwood and Hector are an interactive story you can play when you have free time. It actually plays a lot like chess, if you have that here in Elibe."
"We do actually." Mark confirmed as some gears in his head churned. "So I would assume that our allies were the 'pieces' of the game. Like Erk, Lucius, Kent, all of them?"
"Exactly!" Kazuma confirmed. "And if you played bad enough you could accidentally get them killed and it would change the story slightly. Not that I ever did that though, on purpose at least."
"Wow, so we got teleported into a world adjacent to your old one?" Darkness summed it up. "That's a bit ironic, I wonder why we couldn't just get sent to it directly?" Kazuma just shrugged because he didn't know.
"Well, what about me? What's my role in this game?" Mark wondered. Kazuma turned to look at him to see if he could tell, but he was drawing a blank.
"I'm not sure, what did you say your name was again?" Kazuma asked.
"Mark." Mark replied.
"Mark, Mark, where was there a Mark in the game?" Kazuma mused for a bit before it came to him. "Ah, that's who you are! You're the player avatar!"
"The what?" Mark asked confused.
"Okay, so, when you first start the game it asks you if you want to create an avatar of yourself to act as a tactician." Kazuma explained. "Later games in your series would expand on it a bit, but for your game you could choose your name, gender, and blood type. You must be the default because if you don't choose anything the avatar is a male with the name of Mark. Is your birthday in January and do you have an Ice affinity?"
"Yeah, both of those are right on the money." Mark replied impressed that Kazuma could tell that about him. "Hm, that might explain why when Lyn and I travel to other Elibes our friends can all recognize Lyn but they don't know who I am."
"That very much could be the case. Though I would think it would just be your name or gender that would be different, because your general look isn't able to be changed. Brown hair, green cloak, yellow undershirt. Like I said, they hadn't expanded the avatar system when your game was made."
"You keep saying 'our game' like there is more than one story." Lyn noted.
"There is." Kazuma confirmed. "They are categorized as 'Fire Emblem' games because each story has an object or symbol in them called the Fire Emblem. I think the one here is a jewel in possession of the Bern royal family if I remember correctly."
"Yeah, we had to recover it so the Queen would tell us some information." Mark confirmed. "Hm, makes me wonder something. Is there a character named Joshua in one of these games, from a desert nation? That's the name of one of the friends we've made from other worlds in our travels."
"Likes to gamble and wears a cool hat?" Kazuma asked and Mark nodded. "Yeah, the game he's in was the one after yours."
"That might explain why it's easier to get there than other places." Lyn noted. "Wait, do you two have a Fire Emblem in your world?"
"Not that I know of, I think we would have come across it already if we did." Darkness wondered as she looked at Kazuma.
"I don't think so, but can't really count it out either." Kazuma commented. "But if we do, it's not a story that had ever been turned into a game in my world. It would have been kind of weird actually playing as myself in a game if that was the case."
"Imagine accidentally getting yourself killed." Mark joked and that got everyone to laugh. "Still got it."
"Yeah, sorry for bogging down the mood with all the metatextual stuff, but I just wanted to know that I was talking to who I thought I was talking to." Kazuma apologized.
"Hey, no worries, if your questions got you to understand us better then they were well worth it." Lyn assured him. "Plus now you know more about us without us have to explain and we know a bit more about you as well."
"I may not know what's going on as much as you do Kazuma, but it's quite the change to have you talking about your home like this." Darkness added. "You don't really talk about it much with us."
"Not usually a lot to talk about honestly." Kazuma noted. After that the four continued to eat and Kazuma got to ask questions about how Mark and Lyn's story went for things he didn't get to see when playing the game for himself.
"So you say that people like Lyn can have multiple different endings, which one is the real one?" Mark wondered eventually.
"All of them I'm pretty sure." Kazuma answered. "You said that you can travel to other Elibes so I'd figure each different combination of endings is just a different version of events. One of the later games practically confirms it too when they introduced Outrealms."
"Ah, so the stories call them that as well." Lyn noted. "That's funny in a cosmic sort of way."
"I have another question though, what have you been writing in that notebook that whole time Mark?" Darkness wondered.
"Oh, I like to take notes and draw little sketches of people we meet, it's a bit of a hold over from my tactician days." Mark answered. "Want to see?"
"Sure!" Darkness replied before Mark handed her the notebook. She moved closer to Kazuma so he could see it as well. "Wow, you're a really good artist Mark, you made us look really tough and imposing."
"These numbers next to our sketches, how did you come up with them?" Kazuma wondered as he saw the sketches and numbers looked just like a stat screen inside the game.
"Something of a 6th sense I have when it comes to combat ability." Mark explained. "I can't really explain how I know them, but they are usually spot on. Honestly you and Darkness seem to be reflections of me and Lyn in some ways. Other than me and you looking similar of course."
"How so?" Darkness wondered.
"Well, if you look at your numbers, it says that you are very strong and durable, but you have a horrible time hitting things." Mark noted. "Is that true to your combat style?"
"Wellllll..." Darkness trailed off.
"She couldn't hit a tree on purpose if the wind wasn't blowing, but she's accidently cut boulders in half with a sword before." Kazuma cut in.
"Lyn is kind of the opposite, she's very fast and nimble, able to hit any target with her sword or bow, but she struggles to actually do damage sometimes unless she can hit a weak spot on an enemy." Mark noted.
"I wish I could accidentally cut a boulder in half." Lyn agreed. "Sounds like something Hector could do easily though."
"And what about us?" Kazuma wondered. "How are we different?"
"Well, it seems like while I'm a bit better at magic, you're stronger than I am. Other than that our stats are pretty much the same, though mine seem a bit higher, but I assume that's because my adventure is over. I'm actually surprised to see someone with a Luck stat anywhere even near mine, you actually have me beat even."
"I am a pretty lucky guy." Kazuma joked. "But it really helps with some of my spells."
"That's the one thing I was wondering about." Mark noted. "I can also sense what kind of spells people can cast and one of them caught my eye. The 'Steal' spell. Are you some sort of thief or something?"
"I'd say I'm more of a Trickster if I would put myself in a class from one of your games, but yeah I can magically steal things from people." Kazuma confirmed.
"Can we see how it works?" Lyn wondered.
"Sure, but I have to warn you, it can have some pretty...unexpected effects." Kazuma commented. "Because I'm so lucky I can basically steal anything, but it's random based on what the person I'm using on thinks is the most valuable thing on their person at the time, clothes included."
"He's stolen the underwear off many woman in the past, that's what he's alluding to." Darkness teased.
"HEY! I didn't want to tell them that! Now they probably think I'm a pervert too!" Kazuma responded, but Mark and Lyn just laughed it off since they were perverts too and it took one to know one.
"Don't worry about it, it's not like we're in public or anything." Lyn noted. "Let's do it!"
"Yeah, sounds like fun." Mark agreed. So Kazuma gave Mark his notebook back and then had everybody stand up so he could do the spell properly.
"Alright, I'll try and steal from Mark first." Kazuma explained. "Honestly, I wonder if it's actually going to work that well since you're so lucky as well."
"Only one way to find out right?" Mark smirked. "Do your worst." So Kazuma reached his hand out towards Mark and started casting his spell. As he had wondered, it actually was a bit harder to steal something from Mark with his high luck, but eventually Mark's notebook materialized in his hand out of the pocket in his robes he had put it in. "Yeah, that makes sense, that notebook has a lot of sentimental value to me."
"Me next! Me next!" Lyn said excitedly as she wanted to know what Kazuma would steal off of her.
"Well, don't say I didn't warn you." Kazuma stated before putting Mark's notebook down and casting the spell on Lyn. As he had expected he got what he got from most women, a pair of underwear. He almost didn't want to show them, knowing how strong and prideful Lyn could be, but he figured he might as well be honest as he unveiled them.
"Ha! He got your underwear!" Mark teased with a silly smile.
"Well, that's certainly one way to steal the pants off a woman." Lyn joked as well, letting Kazuma know she wasn't upset or anything.
"She took that pretty well, better than most women do." Darkness commented.
"Lucky me." Kazuma shrugged.
"Well, I think that leads me to an interesting question." Mark noted with a bit of a smirk. "What happens when you try to steal something off someone who's naked and not holding anything?
"Ooh, that's a good one." Lyn agreed. "You can't steal body parts can you?"
"No, it's just objects." Kazuma confirmed. "And I wouldn't know, I've never thought to use the spell on someone who was naked."
"Well, it looks like you've got something to test out." Mark commented. "We'd be happy to be test subjects, wouldn't we Lyn?"
"Of course! Only testing in on one person probably wouldn't be enough!" Lyn teased. "Let's do it!" And with that they both started to undress in front of their guests. Darkness was kind of into it but Kazuma had his concerns.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, you two are just gonna get naked, just like that?" He asked, making them stop for a bit. "In front of two people you just met a few hours ago?"
"Heh, there is one thing your information about us probably left out that you should know." Mark smirked at him. "We're kind of perverts as well, that's why it didn't take much of an explanation for us to accept what you said about Darkness' kinks."
"Yeah, we love getting intimate with people we know, we've been having an open relationship for years. So getting naked on the spot really isn't much these days." Lyn added. "In fact, I see that look you're giving us Darkness, why don't you strip down as well, make sure that Kazuma has enough test subjects to make a reasonable conclusion?"
"Mmm, I'd love to see what else is under that armor of yours." Mark agreed. Their words got Darkness to start blushing and speaking in that tone that told you she was getting turned on.
"Ohhhh, noooo, I'm getting peer pressured into stripping down naked in front of strangers in their own house." She said as she started to slowly take her armor off. "Well, I guess I will if I have to, don't want to be a bad guest and get thrown out to the bandits that might be out there. How could I as a paladin get tricked into doing something so shameful as baring myself for a magical experiment? I do hope that nothing strange happens during it, like Mark losing his senses and pinning me to the ground or Lyn having to tightly restrain me from knocking this tent house over."
"Who knows, if you got teleported here with Kazuma's magic, anything could happen." Mark said playing along.
"Guess we'll just have to find out together." Lyn added.
"God, they are enabling her so much right now." Kazuma sighed, shaking his head. Eventually though the three were all completely naked and standing in front of Kazuma ready for him to try and steal something from them. He was having a bit of an issue concentrating though, for obvious reasons. He'd seen Darkness like this before, kind of, because of that whole deal with the dreams and the succubus, but with Lyn it was a bit different. Like yeah, he'd seen the sexy fanart and porn with her in it, but here she was in the flesh completely naked and actually enjoying it. It was a lot for him to take in, though of course Mark and Lyn could tell and tease him about it.
"Does your magic not work when your brain has less blood flowing through it?" Mark asked with a teasing tone. "Or maybe seeing such a handsome guy like me naked has you losing concentration?"
"Maybe he's embarrassed because he sees that his shaft is smaller than yours." Lyn added.
"No, I don't think that's it." Darkness commented, not really intending to tease but doing it anyways. "I've seen it before and it's about the same size as Mark's, not huge but I'm sure most women would enjoy it."
"Will you three shut up and let me think!" Kazuma snipped and the other three just chuckled.
"Maybe it'll help if you get naked too." Lyn suggested.
"Yeah, I always feel more free in my mind without my clothes on." Mark agreed.
"Oh no, they're peer pressuring you as well Kazuma." Darkness added. "You don't want to feel left out or be a bad guest do you?" Now that was her teasing him.
"Fine, if it'll get you three to close your traps." Kazuma sighed before stripping down as well. It was very obvious to the other three that he was quite aroused when he slipped his underwear off.
"Talk about a magic wand." Mark teased some more.
"I thought you were gonna be quiet now." Kazuma noted with a glare. But he knew better than to expect them all to be quiet for too long. So he did his best to clear out his horny thoughts and focus on his spell. He reached his hand out and started to cast it, but it was a bit harder than usual, kind of like when he attempted it on Mark. It was as if there wasn't much in each of the three's inventory and he had to rustle around to find something. He even reached his other hand out to try and help, and eventually he did come up with two items, two hair bands, one from Lyn and one from Darkness.
"Hmm, yeah, I guess that makes sense." Kazuma noted as he showed the other three. "This is pretty much the only things I could steal. I assume you don't have any piercings on your body Mark?"
"Nope, I'm as naked as the day I was born." Mark answered.
"That settles it then, you can't steal from a naked opponent." Lyn noted with a sense of accomplishment since she felt she helped out.
"No idea when that would have ever come up, but I guess it's good to know I really can't steal body parts of humans." Kazuma commented. "Before you wonder, I did steal a head off a magical suit of living armor before, so it was a concern of mine."
"He did." Darkness confirmed. "And then we all kicked it around to damage it's ego."
"The armor actually sounded a lot like Hector when I think back to it." Kazuma noted. "Either way, that was interesting. Might as well get dressed now."
"Orrrrr..." Mark rolled out looking at Lyn as he did so to confirm it was okay to suggest. She gave him a confirming look so he continued, "we could all just stay like this and have a foursome together."
"What!" Was the first thing that came into Kazuma's mind and out of his mouth. "You have to be kidding me!"
"No, not at all." Lyn replied. "We weren't joking when we said we're kind of perverts ourselves. I think we've gotten to know you well enough over the last couple hours, and if something feels off, well we probably won't ever see you again once you get back to where you're from, so no loss there." Kazuma was at a bit of a loss for words before he turned to Darkness and his eyes lit up.
"Darkness, you certainly can't be into this idea, right? Back me up here." He almost pleaded. It wasn't that he didn't like the idea of having a foursome, it was the consequences afterwards with Aqua and Megumin that he didn't want to have to deal with. But he was a little out of luck if he was planning on Darkness saving him out of this.
"Are you kidding me?! Roleplaying having a hot couple keeping me in their house and pressuring me into having rough sex with them is one of my top 10 fantasies!" She replied. "You can stay out of it if you want Kazuma, but I'm not passing this opportunity up!"
"Of course it is." Kazuma said handing his head.
"If I may ask Kazuma, why are you so against the idea?" Mark wondered.
"I'm not, really." Kazuma noted. "I just know if me and Darkness do this and it gets out to our other friends that I'm not gonna have a good time dealing with it."
"Oh, is that all?" Darkness said with a chuckle. "If that's the issue I have no problem not telling Aqua or Megumin about this. And it's not like we almost already did something like this before, remember the night of the succubus attack?"
"Yeah, but I wasn't acting like myself that night, you remember." Kazuma replied, turning his head so Darkness couldn't see his face and tell he was lying.
"Perhaps, but that wasn't because of the succubus." Darkness teased him. "You thought you were in a dream sure, but if you were willing to do it in a dream I've always felt you'd be willing to do it for real if given a good opportunity. I guess I was wrong though." She added with a fake sigh as she walked towards what she assumed was Mark and Lyn's bedroom. "Looks like the only people willing to share in the pleasure of my fantasies are Mark and Lyn. By the way Mark, you can be as rough as you want and finish as you please, I'm in a safe part of my cycle today."
"With pleasure!" Mark commented with a devious grin as he rubbed his hands together. "Well, no time like the present! Let's get to it!" And with that the three left Kazuma in the living area with his thoughts.
"Damn her and her perverted fantasies!" He said to himself, almost kind of kicking himself mentally. "I mean she knows something like this will throw the dynamics of the team off. If I start showing her more favor than the others because of this they are totally gonna notice sooner rather than later. It's better this way, for sure." He wasn't very confident in that statement of course, and it didn't help when he started hearing moaning coming from the bedroom. He was still torn, but eventually his horny thoughts ended up winning. What kind of idiot would pass up a hot night of sex with a woman as good looking as Darkness and one that was specifically designed to be pretty? So he burst through the curtain of the bedroom to find Mark, Lyn, and Darkness just sitting on the edge of the bed waiting for him.
"Three minutes, not two, you owe me one." Lyn commented to Mark with a smirk.
"Sure, fair is fair." Mark smirked back.
"Kazuma, we've been expecting you." Darkness teased him.
"Alright, I'll do this on two conditions, both for Darkness." Kazuma stated. "You can't tell the others about this and if I get a chance like this with the other two you can't get upset about it. This is a casual thing and doesn't mean we're together or anything like that. Got it?"
"Understood!" Darkness replied with a nod. "Now come on, I've been waiting too long for this."
"And same goes for you as it does Mark, I'm safe today as well." Lyn added.
"Hell yeah!" And with that they finally got going. Kazuma was surprised at first at how quickly things moved, but then he remembered that Mark and Lyn have been probably doing this for a while and Darkness was a big pervert, so he probably should have expected their wouldn't be a lot of foreplay. And who needed it either when their were so many different positions you could try with four people? Out of the four of them it seemed Kazuma had the least stamina though, so every now and then he had to back off for some water and food as he watched Mark and Lyn give Darkness what she was looking for. He'd honestly never seen her so happy, and it was in a moment like this of all times. But he was happy for her, she was one of his best friends after all.
Eventually though it was getting towards the end of the night and everyone's stamina, but they had enough for one last push. They got into a position where Mark and Kazuma had their respective partner from behind, holding their arms back for more leverage, but close enough that Lyn and Darkness' chests could touch and they could kiss as well if they wanted to, which they did aggressively.
"So Darkness, was this everything you were looking for?" Lyn asked through some moans as they broke apart once, able to hold hands because Mark and Kazuma were giving each other a high five.
"Oh yes Lyn! This was wonderful, I've really enjoyed myself!" Darkness confirmed through her moans. "Thank you for indulging in my fantasy, and for getting Kazuma to join us, I've actually been wanting to do something like this with him for a while."
"Hey, I heard that you loose tongued bimbo!" Kazuma commented as he proceeded to thrust just a bit harder into Darkness to emphasize his point. He knew she enjoyed it when he snapped at her like that, so it was all in good fun. And it worked because when he did that she tightened up around him in pleasure.
"Well it's true!" Darkness moaned in more pleasure.
"In my book, giving a friend a gift they've really been wanting is one of the best things you can do for them." Mark commented with a smirk. "But you haven't given her everything just yet."
"Meaning what?" Kazuma asked a bit confused.
"Oh, don't be so dense." Darkness teased him. "You already gave it to Lyn, now I want some! I want you to take advantage of our friendship and fill my womb full of your seed! I want you to defile me like you would a common whore, fill me to the brim and make me feel it!" As she said that she started pushing back against Kazuma's thrusts and shaking her hips back and forth to make it feel even better.
"God, I can't hold on much longer!" Kazuma moaned as he could feel himself reaching his limit again.
"Come on! Give it to me! I can feel your dirty cock kissing the entrance of my womb with every thrust, it digging into my sensitive spots with each movement! Do it Kazuma! Cum for me!" Darkness practically begged him. Her dirty talk was so good that it was even getting Mark and Lyn close to finishing. She continued to push her hips back onto him faster and faster and eventually she couldn't take it any more and had her orgasm, tightening up as much as she could around Kazuma's dick, which did just the trick for him.
"Darkness!" He moaned loudly as he thrusted as deeply as he could inside her and started shooting some long, thick, and sticky ropes of cum into her womb. At this point his mind didn't even care if she might have been lying about it being a safe day, his instincts were taking over and making him do what they wanted him to do so he could. To this fact he pulled her body back away from Lyn's and wrapped his arms around her stomach as he continued to pump her womb full of seed.
"Kazuma!" Darkness moaned almost as loudly as he did as his actions caused her to orgasm again from the surprise and his willingness to finally give her what she truly wanted from him. Off in the background Mark and Lyn finished up as well, obviously not as dramatically, and they were able to get all the towels and water and such to clean up as Kazuma and Darkness came down from their highs.
"That was a bit more intense than I was expecting." Lyn commented as she took a drink of water. "But that was really fun. You're really inventive with your dirty talk Darkness."
"Well, I have had a ton of practice doing it." Darkness admitted with a tired smile. "So, what now? Should Kazuma and I go back to your guest room to get ready for bed or do we need to help clean up more?"
"I mean, we usually offer for couples who do this with us to cuddle and sleep together with us." Mark noted. "If that's something you'd be willing to do."
"Oooh, that reminds me! Waking up in a strange house to someone ravishing me is another one of my top 10 fantasies!" Darkness noted. "Maybe you and Kazuma could do that if you wake up before me!"
"What do you say Kazuma, should we indulge Darkness one more time?" Mark asked with a smirk.
"Why the hell not at this point?"