Dance Battle
(Ayla's POV)
*Currently, we were in Siberia, trying to make our way through a snowstorm*
Sonic: I absolutely cannot find my way. We are completely, totally, unequivocally lost!
Ayla: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Why would they hide the compass in Siberia of all places!?
Tails: Sonic, in this weather, there's no way we're gonna get any readings on this thing! Should we go back!?
Sonic: No, no, no. There's a light up ahead. Maybe we can take shelter in there.
*Ahead of us was a cabin. The lights were on, so there no doubt there was someone inside. But something about this place made me nervous*
Ayla: Sonic! Have you already forgotten what happens at the bar!?
Sonic: Don't worry, this is different! *we made our way there & found snow gear hanging outside* Ahh, perfect.
Tails: Are you sure about this? We don't know who's inside.
Ayla: Yeah. I'm with Tails. This is a bad idea.
Sonic: Don't worry. On Earth, people are very welcoming, and love taking complete strangers into their homes.
*I rolled my eyes*
Ayla: This isn't going to end well.
*We all put on some of the snow gear (look up "Ayla - Movie Version (Snow Gear)" by "SwanGirl24" on "DeviantArt") & entered the building, which was actually another bar (surprise, surprise). Everyone stopped what they were doing & looked at us. One of them turned to, revealing he only had one eye, & glared at us. Another one stabbed the table with a knife. Sitting next to the fireplace was an old lady, knitting. The boys sighed in relief, until revealed a skull & cross-bones in her knitting. The boys screamed. The chef in the bar then uses a butcher's knife to chop off a fish's head. The fish head lands in front of us*
Fish: Run . . .
*Tails fainted. But I caught him before he hit the floor*
Sonic: Table for four, please!
*We sat down at a table & a waitress came up to us, giving us menus*
Tatiana:*in Russian* What would you like to order?
*Tails was about to take out his Miles Electric, so he could translate, but I beat in to it*
Ayla:*in Russia* We'll have three bowls of the beef stew, please.
*Tatiana nodded & left*
Sonic: Since when do you speak Russian?
Ayla: Learned it on Babble. Along with multiple languages.
Tails: Wow. Only Ayla the Hedgehog could pull that off.
Ayla: Thanks. So, Tails. Where did you get those cool gadgets?
Tails: I invented 'em. That's . . . Kinda my thing. In fact, my inventions are how I discovered you. Sonic, remember that night at the baseball field? Your energy blast reached all the way to my home planet. I saw you both save your whole village from that crazy mustache guy.
Sonic: Wait, so you've been watching us this whole time?
Ayla: Even in the shower?
Tails: Ah, that's a trick question, Sonic the Hedgehog prefers bubble baths.
Sonic: Man, you're good!
Tails: And don't worry, I've only watched Sonic take his baths. Not you.
Ayla: Good to know. So, what do you got on me?
Tails: Well, I know that you like manga, anime, any kind of music, dogs, hot cocoa, and barbecue pork buns. Your favorite hobbies are skateboarding, dancing writing songs, singing, photography, bird watching, playing video games and just recently, baking. You're afraid of thunder. You have your own radio show called "Radio Rebal." Oh, and when no one's around, you like to dance to music from the Doodlebops.
*I felt my cheeks turn red when I heard that*
Sonic: Wait, you actually like that stuff?
Ayla: It's catchy music, okay!?
Tails: Anyway, when I learned Knuckles was on your trail, I knew I couldn't just sit back and watch anymore. I had to come warn you.
*Just then, we heard a beeping sound. It was Sonic's phone*
Sonic: Oh, what? Hang on one sec.
*He answered it & saw that it was a message from Tom*
How's it going?
Sonic:
*He answered the text, which I knew was going to be a lie*
(Third-Person POV)
*Meanwhile, in the secret lab underneath the Mean Bean Cafe, Robotnik, Stone, & Knuckles were reading Sonic's texts*
Knuckles: Just chilling. Watching TV.' *Tom starts to write a reply* Dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot.
*Stone & Robotnik look at him & then back at the screen*
Stone:*whispering* Doctor, why are we working with this imbecile?
Dr. Robotnik:*whispering* Because that simple-minded space trash is the key to something extraordinary.
Stone:*whispering* Something to help you get revenge on the hedgehogs.
Dr. Robotnik:*whispering* Think bigger, Stone. The Emerald he seeks could power my wildest designs. My genius wouldn't just be recognized on Earth. It would spread virally to every corner of the galaxy, allowing me to harness all the negative forces of the universe and commune with darkness itself.
Stone:*whispering* Wow. That sounds big.
Dr. Robotnik:*whispering* It's been on my vision board for years. It's the law of attraction. Didn't you see The Secret? Poof. Kaplooey!
Stone:*whispering* Kaplooey.
*The message appeared on the screen*
Knuckles: Another boring night at home.' The hedgehogs have returned home!
Dr. Robotnik: Falsa. Which is Latin for 'wrong-o. *he pressed a few buttons & a holographic image appeared* According to my worldwide network cell tower triangulation, he's lying, all the way . . . From the majestic hinterlands of eastern Siberia. *a holographic image of Sonic & Ayla appeared* He's a long-distance liar! *he attacked the image* Yeah, there's more where that came from.
*Knuckles crushed the image with his fist*
Knuckles: Tiny magic hedgehogs destroyed. Now let's begin our quest. *he & Robotnik started to leave without Stone* Wait. What about your minion? The goat milker.
*Behind them, Stone was sweeping up the broken image*
Dr. Robotnik: There's no room on the ship for Stone. I say we ditch him, ghost him, blow him off.
Knuckles: Dishonor!
Dr. Robotnik: Dis' is how I roll.
*They left the room*
(Ayla's POV)
*A little while later, the waitress brought us back three bowls of beef stew*
Ayla:*in Russian* Thank you.
Tatiana:*in Russian* You're welcome.
*Tails pulled out his Miles Electric & typed something*
Miles Electric: Your breath smells like goat poop.
*I flinched & face-palmed. He was probably trying to say thank you, but it came out wrong. Tatiana looked offended*
Tatiana:*in Russian* What did you say?
*Everyone started to gather around us*
Sonic: Uh, what's going on?
Tails: Maybe they think it's my birthday?
Ayla: Uh, no. It's your translator said the wrong thing.
Tails: Oh.
Sonic: Don't worry, I'll take care of this. *he stood up on the table* Okay, everybody, take it easy. I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for whatever my friend said or did.
*I was about to translate what he said, but the Miles Electric
Miles Electric: Stand back. I just farted.
*Everyone looked disgusted & I face-palmed again. Suddenly, the crowd ripped off our disguises*
Sonic: Uh . . . Meow.
Russian Man:*in Russian* Throw these monsters in the fire!
*He picked all three of us up & started to drag us towards the fireplace*
Sonic: Oh, no, no. Come on, guys. Take it easy. Let's talk this through. Let's talk this through!
Ayla: Let go of me!?
*Tails started fiddling with his Miles Electric*
Tails: Oh, come on, come on! Scanning Siberian customs. There's got to be something in here.
Sonic: Tails, whatever you're doing, do it fast!
Ayla: Hurry!
Tails: Ooh! I think I got it! Pivonka! Pivonka! PIVONKA!
*The crowd stopped*
?:*off-screen* Pivonka?
*The crowd put us down & then parted to give way to a burly man wearing an ornate red robe with the word, 'Champion' on its back in Russian. He got up from his seat & came up to us*
Champion: Da. Pivonka!
Sonic: Tails, what's a 'pivonka'?
Ayla: I'm not sure.
Tails: It's a Siberian custom to resolve disputes. If we win, they let us go. If we lose . . .
*The flames in the fireplace flared up. Everyone started moving the furniture to make room for something*
Sonic: Okay, we have to grab the map and get out of here. Where's the map?
Tails: Oh no! I left it on the table!
*We turned to see the chef grab the map & put it on the plate with the other objects. Then the champion rook off his robe, revealing a tattoo of himself with his arms spread open*
Sonic: What?
Ayla: What kind of custom is Pivonka?
*Just then, the champion calls in the crowd as the band started playing music. He started to dance to a Siberian tune. The crowd clapped as they finish their first round of dancing with a flourish*
Sonic: Oh, my god, it's a dance fight
Tails: Uhh . . . Guys, what do we do?
Ayla: I guess we have to dance if we want our stuff back.
*The crowd turned to us*
Sonic: Here we go.
*He started to dance with Tails, following the Champion's moves, but stepped on his tails*
Tails: OW!
*The crowd wasn't impressed as they tried again*
Sonic: Okay, now let's do. No, we're gonna go . . . *they collided with one another & fell over. Soon, the Siberians started to dance again. Sonic & Tails tried to mimic their moves, but they couldn't keep up. I was starting to get worried. Just then, the chef noticed the map stuck under the bottom of his cup [ & tosses it without a second thought* Okay, this is not going well. Channing Tatum makes it look so easy.
Tails: Wait, guys. Look!
*We saw that the map was now stuck under the Champion's boot*
Crowd: Pivonka! Pivonka! Pivonka! Pivonka!
Sonic: The map!
Ayla: I got it!
*I went to grab the map, but the champion picked it up & held it over it head*
Champion: You want? Come get. *he put the map on his belt* Freaks!
Crowd: Freaks! Freaks! Freaks! Freaks! Freaks! Freaks! Freaks! Freaks! Freaks! Freaks! Freaks! Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!
*Tails started to panic, seeing everyone mocking us, even the old lady was laughing at them*
Sonic: What's wrong, Tails?
Ayla: Are you okay?
Tails: I can't do this, guys. I'm not brave like you. My gadget got us in this mess, and I lost your map, and we're gonna get tossed into a fire!
*Just then, Sonic noticed the device playing the music & got an idea*
Sonic: Ah! New DJ coming in!
*He went to the play system & plugged in his phone. Uptown Funk started to play. the crowd looked confused by the new song. then he went up to me*
Ayla: Oh. I see what you're doing?
Sonic: Yeah. Ready to rock, sis?
Ayla: Ready to roll, bro.
*We did our secret handshake (the same one from Sonic SatAm) & did a pose*
(Dancing Siblings Perform and Get Their Minds Blown! (2:03 - 3:04) by TheEllenShow on YouTube)
Sonic: They called us freaks, so let's get freaky. Just follow my moves. You'll be fine.
Ayla: Let's go, Tails.
*Sonic & I extended our hands to Tails. He then grabbed both of our hands. We both started to dance in synchronization following the beat to the music. Soon, the crowd began to applaud our dancing. Tails then brought out his Miles Electric & used it to create holographic images of himself dancing with us*
Sonic: All right! Backup dancers!
*The Champion started to look nervous watching us dance & tried to keep up with us*
Sonic: Here we go!
*He & I then jumped up & struck a poses. Tails then took flights & lifted us into the air. Then holograms of me & Sonic appeared, being lifted by the hologram Tails*
Sonic: There's a lot of us up here!
*The Champion tried desperately to outdo us with his own dance. Tails tossed us onto a chandelier & we both begin to swing on it..
Ayla: This is awesome!
Sonic: Yeah!
*Soon, the Champion started to get tired & couldn't keep up with us anymore*
Sonic: And big dismount!
*All three of us landed on the ground as all the holograms disappeared into glimmering 'fireworks.' Finally, the Champion fell over & the crowd cheers. We finished our dance with a pose*
Sonic: Kay, sis. You're up.
*He put a spotlight on me, I gave him a thumbs up, & I started to do a solo number*
(Miley Cyrus - Hoedown Throws (From Hannah Montana: The Movie by Disney ¡Fan! on YouTube)
*Ayla singing*
Boom clap, boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap, boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap, boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap, boom de clap de clap
Try with me, here we go
Boom boom clap, boom de clap de clap
(Whoa oh oh)
(That's right!)
Boom boom clap, boom de clap de clap
(Whoa oh oh)
One, Two, Three!
Everybody come on, off your seats
I'm gonna tell you about a beat
That's gonna make you move your feet
I'll give the barbeque
Show and tell you how to move
If you're five or 82
This is something you can do
Pop it, lock it, polka dot it
Country fivin', hip hop hip
Put your hawk in the sky, move side to side
Jump to the left, stick it, glide
*The crowd looked confused by my dance, but Sonic & Tails followed along*
Zig zag 'cross the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
When the drum hits hands on your hips
One-footed 180 twist
And then a zig zag, step'n, slide
Lean in left to clap, three times
Shake it out, head to toe
Throw it all together, that's how we roll
Do the hoedown
Crowd:*in Russian* Throwdown!
Do the hoedown
Crowd:*in Russian* Throwdown!
Do the hoedown
Crowd:*in Russian* Throwdown!
Throw it all together, that's how we roll
We get to four, five, six
And you're feelin' busted
But it's not time to quit
Practice makes you perfect
*Everyone started to dance along with me*
Pop it, lock it, polka dot it
Country fivin', hip hop hip
Put your hawk in the sky, move side to side
Jump to the left, stick it, glide
Zig zag 'cross the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
When the drum hits hands on your hips
One-footed 180 twist
And then a zig zag, step'n, slide
Lean in left to clap, three times
Shake it out, head to toe
Throw it all together, that's how we roll
Do the hoedown
Crowd:*in Russian* Throwdown!
Do the hoedown
Crowd:*in Russian* Throwdown!
Do the hoedown
Crowd:*in Russian* Throwdown!
Throw it all together, that's how we roll
Boom de clap de clap, boom boom clap
Come on, here we go!
Boom boom clap, boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap, boom de clap
Pop it, lock it, polka dot it
Country fivin', hip hop hip
Put your hawk in the sky, move side to side
Jump to the left, stick it, glide
Zig zag 'cross the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
When the drum hits hands on your hips
One-footed 180 twist
And then a zig zag, step'n, slide
Lean in left to clap, three times
Shake it out, head to toe
Throw it all together, that's how we roll
Do the hoedown
Crowd:*in Russian* Throwdown!
Do the hoedown
Crowd:*in Russian* Throwdown!
Do the hoedown
Crowd:*in Russian* Throwdown!
Throw it all together, that's how we roll
Do the hoedown
Crowd:*in Russian* Throwdown!
Do the hoedown
Crowd:*in Russian* Throwdown!
Do the hoedown
Crowd:*in Russian* Throwdown!
Throw it all together, that's how we roll
Boom dap clap, b-boom de clap clap clap
Boom dap clap, b-boom de clap clap
Boom de clap, boom de clap de clap
Throw it all together, that's how we roll
*The crowd cheered again & Sonic took the map from the Champion's belt*
Sonic: Yeah! I'll take that
*The crowd picked us up as the winners of the Pivonka*
Tails: Woohoo! We did it!
Sonic: That was amazing! Way to go, Tails!
Ayla: You're wonderful!
*Later, Sonic, Tails, & I were resting on a table while everyone else in the bar was fast asleep*
Tails: Ha! Wow. Only Sonic and Ayla the Hedgehog could win a dance battle that epic.
Sonic: Well, stick with us, pal. Earth can be a scary place, but we know everything about this old pale blue dot.
Ayla: There's a lot to see and do.
Tails: Do you really mean that?
Sonic: Well, not everything. But I watch a lot of Discovery Channel and Ayla reads a lot of books, so -
Tails: I meant about me being your pal.
Sonic: Of course, buddy.
Ayla: Yeah. You're the smartest, most adorable fox I've ever met. Not to mention, your twin-tails are really cool.
*Tails blushed at all the praise. Then he hugged both of us*
Sonic: Whoa! Coming in hot!
*He let go of us*
Ayla: You're so sweet.
Tails: Growing up, I didn't have any friends. Everyone in my village thought my two tails were weird.
Ayla: We know how that feels
Sonic: Yeah.
Tails: But then I saw you, the fastest and one of the smartest creatures in the galaxy. You were weird too. But you were legends. That made me think, maybe being weird isn't so bad. You inspired me to leave my village, to find you and help you in your mission.
Sonic: I'm really glad you're here, Tails.
Ayla: Me too.
Tails: I'm glad I'm here too, guys.
*We all jumped off the table & went up to the fireplace*
Sonic:*yawn* Well, might as well get some sleep. This feels like a good place to spend the night.
*He got a blanket off a chair & I got some pillows*
Ayla: You should be able to get a clear reading on your Miles Electric once the storm stops. So we -
*I stopped when I saw that Tails had fallen asleep. I curled up his tails & Sonic put the blanket over him. I lay down in-between both of them & we fell asleep*
Sonic: Night, sis. Night, Tails.
Ayla: Night, guys.
*His tails then fell over both of us*
(Sonic's POV)
*The next morning, I woke up to find the old lady hugging me in her sleep*
Sonic: Ayla. Tails. We have a situation.
Hoedown Throwdown - Hannah Montana