Sonic & Ayla Drone Home

*It's been a few weeks since we defeated Robotnik. Right now, me, Sonic, Tails, & Knuckles were walking through the woods. Knuckles had three books under his arm*

Sonic: The town of Green Hills; a nice, quiet place. Too quiet.

*I looked around*

Ayla: No such thing as too quiet.

Tails: This isn't the way to the library.

Knuckles: I swore an oath to return these sacred tomes or Maddie would be dishonored with late fees.

Ayla: Well then, we'd better hurry.

Sonic: This is just a detour. *he turned to the audience* Knuckles, Tails, and Ayla didn't know something mysterious was going on at the junkyard.

Tails: Who are you talking to?

Ayla: He's narrating.

Sonic: Cool heroes do it in detective movies all the time.

Knuckles: I wish to narrate, too. Knuckles was very handsome and strong, much stronger than Sonic.

Tails: Tails was just excited to be included.

Knuckles: Tails' narration was weak and sad.

Ayla: Guys, please stop. You're giving me a headache.

Tails: Sorry, Ayla.

*We arrived at the Green Hills junkyard*

Sonic: We're actually on an investigation. Wade told me and Ayla there had been some weird noises up here at night.

Ayla: And he wants us to find out what it is.

*Just then, we heard some sounds. Knuckles moved in closer & Tails hid behind me & Sonic. We took cover behind an old fridge as we saw some of the junk moving. Suddenly, one Robotnik's Drones came out of the junk, with parts made if junk*

Drone: UPGRADE. UPGRADE. NEED TO UPGRADE. UNIT MUST UPGRADE AND CONQUER THE WORLD.

Sonic: It's one of Robotnik's drones!

Ayla: No way! I thought we destroyed them all!

Tails: It's been upgrading itself!

Knuckles: Ha! No match for me!

*The Drone turned to us*

Drone: BIOLOGICALS DETECTED.

*It started firing lasers from a traffic light. We dodged them, but one them knocked Knuckles back, but another one went through Maddie's books*

Knuckles: The scared tomes!

Ayla: There go Maddie's late fees.

Sonic: Guys, we need a plan. Tails, you take up a flanking position. Knuckles -

Knuckles: Knuckles pretended he was listening, but he readied his attack.

Ayla: Knuckles, please don't start that again!

*He ignored me & got ready to attack*

Sonic: Wait!

Ayla: Knuckles, don't!

*He ignored us & charged*

Knuckles: Time for a Knuckles Sandwich!

*The Drone started firing lasers again. Knuckles blocked them with a Stop sign & jumped up. He went in for an attack, but the Drone caught him inside another old fridge & sent it flying into the air. I don't know where it landed but I heard a loud distant crash*

Ayla: Ooh! That's going to leave a mark.

*The Drone was coming towards me, Sonic, & Tails, picking up an old truck & throwing it at us*

Sonic: Ooh, let's go! Let's see how fast you are! *he grabbed both me & Tails by the hand & zoomed out of the way* *he zoomed through the junk yard, dodging lasers as he went. then we went through a tunnel in a junk pile & came out, with the lasers on our tails* Oh, I'm above you! *he hit the drone with multiple spin dashes* Boing! Over here! Over here! Ooooh, gotcha! Boing! *he eventually knocked a part out of the robot* I hope this wasn't doing anything important!

Drone: NOT YET.

*The part sprayed Sonic in the face with pink paint*

Sonic: Ah! My eyes!

*The Drone got back up*

Tails: Don't worry, Sonic! Tails to the rescue!

*He fired a pistol at the Drone & a bolo rope came out. But the Drone blocked it. It bounced off it & tied around Sonic's legs, tripping him*

Ayla: Sonic!

Tails: Oops.

*The Drone was coming towards Sonic. I ran up to him & shielded him*

Drone: DOCTOR ROBOTNIK PROGRAMMED UNIT TO THINK FOR ITSELF. *it lifted it's claw hand & slammed it on the ground. luckily, Tails was able to get both of us out of the way in time* MOST INTERESTING. YOUR SPEED IS NO MATCH FOR THIS UNIT'S PROCESSING POWER.

*Helicopter blades came out of it's back & it started following us*

Sonic: Go left, go left, go left! Your left, not my left! Your left!

Ayla: Sonic! Quit backseat flying!

Sonic: It's right under us, it's right under us!

*Suddenly the Drone grabbed Sonic's feet & sent all four of us crashing to the ground*

Drone: UNIT IS VICTORIOUS!

Tails: Sonic, Ayla, do something!

Sonic: I would, but somebody tied my legs together!

Ayla: Sonic! It was an accident!

Tails: You can still talk.

*The Drone came up to me & I helped Sonic stand up*

Sonic: How you're doing? Before you blow us up, can I ask you a question?

Drone: NO ONE HAS EVER ASKED UNIT A QUESTION BEFORE. MOST INTERESTING.

Sonic: Just curious, why are you doing this?

Drone: UNIT'S PROGRAMMING IS TO CONQUER THE WORLD.

*Hearing that, I decided to join in*

Ayla: That sounds more like Robotnik. You told us that you can think for yourself, right?

Drone: THAT IS CORRECT?

Ayla: So, is there anything else you're more interested in besides taking over the world?

Drone: TRUTHFULLY, UNIT'S PASSION IS . . . POETRY.

Ayla: Poetry. Huh? Didn't see that coming.

Sonic: So why don't you conquer the world with poetry?

Tails: We would love to hear one of your poems.

Ayla: I bet they're really beautiful.

Drone: NO, I COULDN'T POSSIBLY . . . IT'S TOO PERSONAL. BUT IF YOU INSIST! *he put on a pair of glasses & started to read one of his poems off a piece of paper* IT'S UNIT'S AMBITION TO CRUSH ALL OPPOSITION.

*A few hours later, it was now evening & the Drone was still reading his poems*

Drone: UNIT: CALIPHATE SHALL FALL SUDDEN FROM THE HEAVEN LIKE A WEAPON. CLOUD. POETIC PHRASE NUMBER 73.

*Suddenly, Knuckles came flying in, landed on the Drone, & started punching it*

Tails: Don't hurt him!

Sonic: Knuckles, no! Stop!

Knuckles: I cannot hear you over the sound of my mighty punches!

*I ran in & grabbed him*

Ayla: Knuckles stop! Not everything requires punching!

Knuckles: But I'm so good at punching!

Ayla: I know. But but we already have everything under control.

*Tails started rummaging through the junk, looking for something*

Tails: Poor guy. He wasn't trying to kill us anymore. He was reciting a poem.

*He took out the Drone's core unit*

Drone: THAT POEM WAS NOT MY BEST. THANK YOU FOR THE DESTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.

Tails: You're okay! Sonic, Ayla, can we keep him?

Ayla: I don't think so. Tom and Maddie might not like that.

Sonic: She's right.

Tails: He's not bad anymore.

*He gave us the puppy dog eyes. Sonic & I looked at each other & sighed*

Sonic: He'd be your responsibility, Tails. You gotta clean up after him and change his batteries.

Ayla: And make sure he doesn't destroy anything.

*Sonic started hopping away. I summoned one of my Ring Blades & used it to cut the ropes around his ankles*

Sonic: Thanks, sis.

Ayla: No big.

Drone: MY BATTERY WILL LAST ONE BILLION YEARS.

Ayla: Some how, I'm not surprised.

Knuckles: I do not trust this trash bot.

Tails: He's an artist now. He's okay.

*The Drone close to Knuckles' face*

Drone: SOON, UNIT WILL MASTER THE POETIC FORM AND THE WORLD WILL COWER. YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO FALL BEFORE THIS UNIT'S SUPERIOR PROSE, RED MEAT THING.

*He flew away with his helicopter blades. Knuckles started growling*

Knuckles: Did you hear that? It's still evil! I demand justice for Maddie's books! Wait there!

Ayla: Take it easy, Knuckles. Don't let him get to you.

*Tails picked up Sonic & me & we flew away. Knuckles ran on the ground*

Sonic: Thus ends one adventure for Team Sonic. But their greatest adventure was just beginning. The quest of picking up some chili dogs on the way home! *I elbowed him* OW!

Ayla: Sonic, enough with the narrating already!

The End . . . For now.