So, this is a bit of a follow-up of the previously posted one-shot title "Facts Too Random."
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Prompt: "Now that I made it weird, I'm going to make my exit."
"Australia is wider than the moon in diameter. Did you know that?"
Luna and Thorn both looked up from where they were sitting on the mats in the hanger's gym to see Jacoba hanging by her knees fro the pull-up bar, watching them. They heard Gunnar chuckle from behind them as Toll spoke up. "Really, Amazon?"
"Yep! By almost six hundred kilometers. Did you know that the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland? It was apparently chosen because of its connection with dominance and chivalry as well as purity and innocence in Celtic mythology."
Toll shook his head as the two who had been meditating on the mats gave him confused looks. "Don't mind her. She starts spouting off random facts when she's nervous or something like that."
"What does she have to be nervous about here in the gym?"
"Well, actually, I will randomly blurt out random facts at random times; I don't even have to be nervous. Did you know that the Japanese have a word for the act of eating when you're not hungry, but just because your mouth is lonely? It's 'kuchi zamishi'!"
By now, Gunnar was almost doubled over with laughter as the other three occupants of the gym were all staring at Jacoba as though she had grown another head. Starting to smirk, she swung herself up so that she could easily dismount and turned to face them all as she did so. "Also, human teeth are the only parts of the human body that cannot heal themselves as they are coated with enamel, which is not a living tissue."
"Jacoba?"
"Yes, brother?"
"This is getting a bit weird."
Jacoba grinned wide as she walked over to Gunnar, who had finally pulled himself together. "Well then, now that I've made it weird, I'm going to make my exit." She bowed, causing Gunnar to start chuckling while the others just sighed and rolled their eyes. As she turned to leave, however, Jacoba said one more thing over her shoulder. "Did you know that a flock of ravens is called an 'unkindness' or a 'conspiracy?' I wonder if Barney knows that."
As she hastely made her way into the locker room, she heard all of them burst out laughing and just grinned. She was definitely going to have to tell Barney that one.