"Is this really necessary?" Fiddleford asked, being tied to a column with the rest. Zim was gagged with a tape and yet despite that he continued to speak nonstop.
"MMMMUFFF! MUFF! MUUUUF!" If he wasn't gagged instead of muffled sounds he would in typical Zim fashion went on a full blown boisterous rant like a casanova that had a stick in his ass.
"Because he wouldn't stop yapping!" Tak hissed in frustration, honesty the way Zim was talking when she captured him and the rest the first few minutes he kept yapping on and on like he was a cartoon villain not even giving her a chance for her to speak which made things awkward. So she resorted to gagging him while moving to the place of her operation which to McGucket's dismay was familiar. It was under Gravity Falls' Museum the same place the Society of Blind Eye made home. "And don't think of using your Pak, I hacked your nanites, you can no longer use its weapons and if I want I can stop every vital organ from working." She hissed a warning at Zim.
What was odd was that they walked past civilians and yet no one bat an eye to the insectoid alien, the robot cat and the monstrous cat and no matter how many times they shouted no one batted an eye as if they didn't even exist.
Somehow Tak messed with their perception to make them invisible. To make matters worse, she just by a nod of her head ordered the Snarl Beast and Mimi to roll out, likely not to anything good.
Finally the Invader stopped yapping only glaring daggers at the purple eyed Irken.
"Oh finally! I thought you'd never shut up." Tak then snapped her fingers. From behind the captured group a figure shows up with a dagger which made them tense as the figure brought his dagger slowly toward Zim making him reel back. The dagger came and removed the tape from his mouth.
The figure wore a familiar red hood, well familiar to McGucket and after un-gaging Zim stood near Zim and removed his hood with a familiar voice "It seems
McGucket's eyes went saucer, recognizing who this was "Blind Ivan!?" he blurted out in shock to see who that was.
"Greetings, traitorous founder." Ivan greeted with bitterness.
"Who? What? Whose the bald guy with tattoos on his head?" Dib asked in confusion.
"The leader of the Society of the Blind Eye. Which I founded." Fiddleford grimly replied.
"Eh? They blind people?" Zim raised an eyebrow.
"Erase their minds of anything weird."
"Why would you find a cult that erases people's minds!?" Dib flabbergasted. inquired.
"It's a long story."
"You could say." Ivan chimed in "We of the Society Of Blind Eye had kept this town free of the knowledge of what lurks in the dark, yet our founder with the meddling Pines had put us down and had my mind wiped and turned into a run of the mill joe!" He hissed particularly the part of mentioning Fiddleford "But thanks to Tak, I had my memories regained, you may have betrayed your own ideology, but I did not and with Tak's help I will resurrect the Society of Blind Eye even more outreaching!"
"Wha- Tak is an alien invader! Don't the insectoid humanoid near you!? Don't you get it that you are allying with someone who wants to subjugate our planet!?" The Membrane boy befuddled and pointed his face at Tak. "And before you call me insane- !"
"I already know that boy."
"I knew you would say- WAIT WHAT!?" The big headed boy exclaimed loudly at that response.
"She promised when conquering Earth, Society of Blind Eye would serve as police force to keep the population comfortable and away from whatever that would disrupt their lives, I don't care who would end up rule the Earth as long as the Society being able to enforce the teachings of our Founder on a global scale."
"But but- DON'T YOU CARE THAT YOU'RE AIDING IN ENSLAVEMENT OF OUR SPECIES!?!" Dib barely contained his outrage and disbelief roared and moved his head over glaring at him.
"THIS IS MADNESS!" McGucket also shared Dib's feelings and cried out.
"It takes one to know one dear Founder." Ivan retorted back which made Fiddleford look like he was physically slapped.
Zim began mockingly chuckling and sneered at Blind Ivan "Hehehe, foolish deformed Bald Uakari Monkey! Tak would have you replaced the moment you cease being useful! Your feeble brain matter amuses me that you think Tak would give a dookie about your stupid inane cause!"
Ivan for a moment seemed to contemplate that as he looked a bit unsure until Tak intervened and ordered him "Go ready the device, ignore their pathetic attempt in tempting you to betray me. And oh, some friendly advice Ivan? I re-made your mind and if you cross me I can unmake your very psyche." She menacingly gave Ivan the 'friendly advice' which made him sweat a little in fear until he complied and went to work. She then glanced back at the captured particularly on the defective Invader "As for you Defective? I'm almost tempted to order Snarl Beast rip you apart or let you live long enough to see my triumphant after costing me so much from my future as an Invader to wasting so much time as a Janitor on a planet literally called Dirt and imprisoned on Moo-Ping10 for my perceived failures, but nooo I have something better in mind for you!" both Irkens in a glaring contest hissed at each other with their worm-like tongues like vipers.
"Moo-Ping 10? That alien prison? How did you get out??" Dib recalling the alien prison where his father got imprisoned during the Florpus event pondered.
"You and your sibling blew up a hole at the prison when you were saving your gene donor, with my ship AND CRASH LANDING IT!" She growled at Dib who looked a bit sheepish remembering that he used Tak's ship which crashed hard and damaged badly "Don't worry about you, you're gonna share Zim's fate for daring to steal my ship and wrecking it!"
"Hey! I didn't steal it! It crashed down near my house! I just…borrowed it! yeah that's the correct term!" Dib failed to defend himself which made Zim roll his eyes, that is if he had pupils. "Wait a minute…" The Membrane then had a thought crept in his mind, How did Snarl Beast even end up on Earth? Can't be Tak since she had no way of knowing it unless…
"ZIM! YOU HAD THE SNARL BEAST IN YOUR LAB!?"
"ZIM WAS TRYING TO ONLY WEAPONIZE THE BEAST!" Zim defended his actions.
"THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER!"
He opened his mouth but stopped and changed his mind and said otherwise "Oh…You have a point there, I don't know why I'm even trying to justify my action to you." Zim was genuinely baffled that he was trying to defend his action, not the fact that he used THAT as a defense.
Dib's right eye twitched.
Tak then turned back to Fiddleford and smirked "By the way, I have to give my thanks to you for giving me the means for my revenge and conquering this sad pathetic world."
"Whot…?" he gasped in terrible realization.
"I thank you, if it were not for your ingenuity creating the base tech albeit inferior but nothing Irken knowledge can't improve upon and creating the cult, I wouldn't be so close in conquering this cesspool you call a civilization to regain my honor." She smirked evilly, enjoying the look of shame on McGucket's face. "I will send a signal using every radio wave and communication devices and what you call 'Social Media' you monkeys are so addicted to and have the masses brainwashed, all I needed was a power source which I have now."
"So THAT'S WHY you kidnapped Minimoose! You needed a power source!" Dib concluded accusingly.
She admitted that "Oh I needed energy for my machine to work and when I fled and crash landed on Earth my stolen ship got damaged beyond repair and what remained confiscated by Earth's government, but then I found about your pet you call Minimoose. A robot which is basically a walking Dark Energy generator powerful enough that in the right circumstance could transport the entirety of this wretched planet." She then pointed to her visible implant on her head "While using my tech combined with updating the baseline tech of the ex-homeless whelp, my used to be limited mind-altering implant to new highs even be able to manipulate perception and even controlling Snarl Beast and most inhabitants of this backwater urban era specially thanks to their minds already malleable after so many exposures to the mind-wiping by the cultists…" She noticed Zim wasn't even paying attention and looked bored. "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING!?"
Zim snapped back "Eh? Yeah. perception or whatever." he said boredly.
She gritted her teeths and continued to elaborate further not wanting to take his bait "As for Gir? That defective trash can was too much of a wild card to let loose." She shuddered at the memory of Mimi being controlled by the deranged SIR unit "How fitting a defective food drone would have a defective SIR unit."
Zim protested with his typical over the top tone "HEY! Only I get to insult Gir with such labels! And HA! Zim is the greatest Invader in Irken Empire, you should worship the very ground that Zim walks on!"
Tak lost her cool and roared "YOU ARE NO INVADER!" with an Irken leg with a sharp blade coming down just inches away from Zim's face which was enough to cease any boasts. She inhaled deep to stop herself from eviscerating him on spot "No…death would be too good for you. Be not snappy, be vindictive. Ivan. is the machine ready?" She retracted her extra limb and asked Ivan who responded positively while she massaged her temples.
"It is." The machine which he worked on had buttons and there was a big disk connected to the machine with wires that looked to be designed to put on someone's head as the machine hummed to life with glows on random buttons.
"So I was thinking…" Tak now calmed herself and faux like she just had a novel idea with an index on her chin "What do you two idiots value the most…and I realized, it was your mind." She smirked evilly "So I'm gonna drain all your brain and leave you as drooling drones, starting with the big headed smeet."
Dib gulped in fear as Ivan came with the mind draining disk to put on his head until beeping sounds came, Tak frowned and looked at the screen device on her arm, upon seeing that she gritted her teeth in frustration.
"Grrr, now!?" she turned to Ivan "Make sure to record it for me to enjoy seeing, I have pests to deal with." she with a huff activated her mini-jetpacks and flew away.
"MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!" Dib moaned loud in despair.
"Ya, the boy's head is too small." Fiddleford noted and supported Dib's claim which made him conflicted.
Zim tsked with an expected tone "Not surprising your humongous head would be the first to be sacrificed."
"I DO NOT HAVE A HUMONGOUS HEAD! IT'S ONLY SLIGHTLY LARGER!" Dib snapped back.
"If by slightly larger you mean slightly larger than the butt of that really large sea creature that eats krills then, yes," Zim quipped. "It is slightly larger!"
"It's called a whale and it doesn't have a butt! EVERYBODY ON EARTH KNOWS THAT!" Dib yelled.
"OBVIOUSLY NOT EVERYBODY!" Zim retorted back.
"YES EVERYBODY!"
"Boys…" McGucket exasperated tried to stop them with no avail while the Cultist was looking at this in annoyance.
"NOT EVERYBODY!"
"YES EVERYBODY!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NOOO!/YEEES!"
Suddenly they both jumped, got freed from their captivity and tackled the unexpected cultist.
"GET THIS RACE TRAITOR!" The Membrane boy roared holding his legs while Zim held his upper body as he struggled and then grabbed the disk having an insidious idea apparent from his malicious expression.
"Hey! Yo- what are you doing!?" Ivan shouted as Zim tackled him.
"HA! Zim has thwarted your plan to drain Dib's brain! Only Zim gets to do that to his archenemy and now there is only one thing to do! DRAIN THE BRAIN!" He punched the button and activated the device.
"HEY! GET THIS OFF ME YOU- YARRRRGGGLEEEEE!" Ivan flopped around, occasionally being zapped by electricity as if he got stuck inside a washing machine.
"Full power! FULL POWER! BWAHAHAHA!" Zim cackled maniacally as he brought the Oven-like button up to the highest degree.
"YARRGLEEGE! GAGGGGLE! YAGGGLEEE! SWEEEEEET! WWEEEOOP!"
The group winced at what they were seeing.
"I'm so glad I'm not there." Dib found a newfound appreciation for his brain.
"What a way to go..." McGucket muttered. By this point he was sure making that damn eraser gun was the worst mistake he ever made in his life, second only to marrying a Raccoon.
The degree was too much causing the machine to overload and fry with smoke coming as the machine malfunctioned and stopped working. When it was over, Zim took the disc off his head, after which Ivan got up looking with a happy and dumb expression.
"I wanna become a professional cloud sculptor!"
"Ooooh I think we messed up his brain up to Fiddleford-degree." Zim commented.
"HEY!" Fiddleford objected.
Big headed boy objected to that "Woah woah there is no 'We' in it! I didn't- !"
"Then why didn't you stop me?" Zim rhetorically asked which he had no answer for.
"Touche," he conceded.
McGucket, who was free now asked "Good job boys, how did you free us?"
Zim boasted about this "Simple old caterpillar! I took a sample of Snarl Beast's eroding silvia and used it to melt the ropes!"
"Wait, if its saliva is that bad then how come it carried us with its maw without being melted?" Dib with an eyebrow asked.
Zim shook his head "It doesn't take immediate effect and takes time, but thanks to my superior Irken Knowledge in biology and chemistry I accelerated the silvia to act faster in my Pak before Tak hacked my shackling nanobots!"
McGucket nodded "Good good, now let's stop the bug girl before messing us all in the head like me!" He told them which they agreed so they went. "The brainwashed minions had the jump on us, I don't reckon if Fordsy and his twin got free before things turned dark, but there's also a chance Dipper and Mabel aren't safe either!"
Dib gasped "I'm not letting Tak waterboard my bff's brain! ZIM, let's go!"
"Wait, we need a plan- " the old man tried to reason but he got cut off.
"Zim only comes to blow Tak's plan in her face, not save your clones." Zim snorted.
"The nanites- "
The Membrane boy absentmindedly shook his head "Yeah whatever, COME!" Both boys began running.
"Oh why am I even trying…." McGucket sighed and followed them.
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"Your conductivity is unusually high." Tak in curiosity added as she looked at the monitor monitoring Mabel's brain pattern.
Despite the Irken Technology upgrade her mind controlling machines weren't perfect as it takes lot of energy to fully mind control thanks to the energy source problem and a few like the subject in front of her so as the other the red one called Wendy and the twin of the subject proved hard to mind control so she wanted to experiment upon them to maximize the effectiveness of her mind altering tech. Subject Mabel and Dipper proven special, Wendy despite also being mind wiped before by the Cult like the inhabitants of this blasted little village she showed greater mental capability than those brutes she called brothers and father, she also mind controlled a few of the Skoolmates who never been exposed to mind wiping but again they were hardly a bright bunch saved for the Dib. As she learned from Dib and Gaz before and now, humans are like herds most are just stupid herds but a few exceptions are the alphas who rise up either through grit or intelligence, amusingly a Irken-like mentality at least in this case as much a heresy it would be comparing her superior species to such lower life forms that are yet to invent FTL. Once she cracked down Minimoose she would have a limitless source of energy to give her complete control over people and not even the Pines and the Red one would be able to resist.
Despite all the fascinations, this was not the reason she came here.
As she found out from her comms she has underestimated the nearly expired old humans as they managed to evade capture or destruction from Mimi and Snarl Beast and she has lost contact with them.
Dipper was held by a brainwashed Smacky with a hand over his mouth looking in dismay at Mabel who tensely was trapped on what looked like being an electric chair while Wendy was also held by a mind controlled Manotaur on both of her hands with her mouth gagged by tapes muffling angry sounds and Gaz unconscious was held by Robbie. Mabel learnt about the Stanford Experiment by her ironically named Great Uncle Stanford after he put a stop to Zim's experiment on her and also telling her about Electrocution so this time she wasn't blissfully ignorant hence her anxiety and fear.
There are also a few mind controlled beings including: Shmebulock, Multi-Bear, Tad Strange, Nate, Lee, Poonchy, Keef, Sara, Letter M, Jessica, Gretchen, Zita, Celestabellebethabelle, Chunk, Smacky, Jeff and Manly Dan and his sons. Though other than that there were cultists of the Society Of the Blind Eye as well.
Gir was deactivated, stood in his robot appearance near a side the only reason he was not scraped by now is because Tak got an idea of transmitting his insanity as like a madness broadcast against those who somehow manage to resist mind control and a form of sanity breaking wave. Minimoose looking slightly uncomfortable was attached with all manners of wires and unable to move. Annoyingly to Tak, Zim was smart enough to put security on Minimoose in case of being captured so she had ro bypass it but it wouldn't be impossible or hard, just would take a few more minutes.
SLAM!
Suddenly the door violently opened "TAK!" Dib and Zim at the same time.
"GET ME OUTTA HERE!" Mabel vocalized in distress "MY Hair…is…tingling!?!" indeed her hair looked like it was spiking.
"What on my Raccoon ex-wife is this?!" Fiddleford exclaimed in aghast.
"Mind your tone! My Taser is sensitive!" Tak told them with a hand caressing the device as if her invention was a baby.
"It looks like your recreation of the Stanford Experiment." Dib took notice, recalling that experiment Zim tried to do with Mabel until Ford put a stop to that.
"That's not a Stanford Experiment! It's an Irken Interrogation Torture Device!" The Defective Irken corrected him.
Tak grunted in annoyance "I should have known that bald freak would mess it up, MINIONS!" Her mind-controlled horde turned and glanced at her "Capture them alive! I wanna see by myself as their brains are drained into mindless husks!" Tak, being still very spiteful toward Zin, didn't activate the kill switch in killing Zim as she wanted to see him suffer.
The slaves began moving toward them as the group took half a step back. But then McGucket shoved the boys away with a pipe he found and he wildly moved it around as he warned "STAY BACK! I'm a crazed hillbilly with a pipe and I ain't afraid of using it!"
"Seize them!" Tak ordered her slaves and they jumped on them.
"CHEEZ IT!" McGucket announced so he and the boys spread out. They were spread out using hit and run tactics as they were overwhelmed, Dib on his way kicked an old gnome and Zim slipped away from the grasp of a Manotaur. Dipper seeing this with one final struggle hitting the minion with both elbows and Wendy bit one of the Manotaur's hand making it growl in pain while she freed herself despite having her mouth gagged she bit very hard with her teeths tearing through the tape, she began tearing off the tapes wholly fighting off the minions and cultists and also dodge and move whereas the Pines boy immediately run toward Mabel to get her out but when he touched he yelped from the building volts with his hair spiked.
"Ah! She's a livewire!" Dipper exclaimed.
Tak joining the fight took him by an extra robotic limb and held him to the wall "We call the 'Taser', an Irken Interrogation device that sends volts of electricity and just increases until the victim says the truth and if not…hehe well I hope you like roasted human meat." Tak with a devious smirk.
Mabel soundly announced a truth wasting no time "ROBBIE'S FACE LOOKS LIKE A SICKLY PALED LONG-NOSED MONKEY!" that stupefied the controlled Robbie at that retort while Mabel, no longer on constant stress by the electricity, dropped down with a loud ping. She, on her chair in pure relief, fell back while everyone momentarily stopped befuddled by that sudden declaration "Ooooh sweet release!"
Zim cackled while pointing at the Valentine teen in mocking.
"HAHAHA! IT'S TRUE! HIS NOSE IS BIG AS DIB'S HEAD!"
Surprisingly, that seemed to be enough to snap the emo out of his trance as he then frowned and outraged "What- HEY! MY NOSE IS NOT THAT- !" but Robbie being the one who held Gaz didn't get to finish as Gaz upon waking up from her unconsciousness she with her freakish strength got herself free and punched his face so hard that he fell back and spat silvia while Wendy lunged at Tak thus freeing Dipper from her grasp. That was when the fight continued.
"Dib! Zim!"
"Gaz! You're alright!?" Dib came near her to check on her in worry.
"What did you two idiots bring us to this time!" Gaz came to Dib and Zim with a growl demanding what was going on which was more a statement than a question.
"It's not our fault! Blame Tak!" Dib pointed at Tak and Wendy fighting.
"Look out!" Gaz shouted and pushed herself and Dib away from the coming mind controlled unicorn from the road killing them and Zim too jumped off. The Unicorn turned back and was coming toward them again but then it shrieked with horse cries as something jumped on its back.
"WEE HORSIE! PONY LET'S PLAY!" That was Gir on the back of the thrashing Unicorn holding its hair from its back like a mad cowboy trying to tame a wild horse.
"Gir?" Dib said in surprise and when he turned back he saw McGucket fighting with a pipe who then shouted.
"I reckon' was I activated the tin fellow!"
"You…understood alien robotics by just a glance!?" Dib, both in admiration of his genius and shock, asked until the Skoolmate surrounded Dib and Gaz with Gaz of course being the one more experienced fighter held them off. Fidds must be as smart as Professor Membrane to understand alien tech with just a glance.
"IMPOSSIBLE! Gir is a sophisticated SIR union gifted to me by the Tallests themselves!" Zim hissed at not being able to believe that a human managed to understand Irken Technology enough to reactivate Gir in such a short time. Tak huffed unimpressed while fighting against the Corduroy as she did looked into Gir and could tell there wasn't anything sophisticated in Gir looking like it was made by random deficient and outdated spare parts, she got a very good idea on what the G in the deranged SIR unit stand for. Oh sure it was more advanced than anything on this mudball but she was sure even a human with basic primitive engineering could decipher where the on and off button was.
"Heh? There wasn't anything too complicated about the little fella, it looks like as if it was made with trash parts so not even a challenge and I have ya know green boy, I made mechas and once a giant loch ness rip-off just to get attention in this town while I was nuts, WITH SCRAPS!" Fiddleford informed him as he was beginning to be overwhelmed so he then threw his pipe one of the cultists right in the head and jumped toward the machine that was fueling Mabel's electric chair but unluckily to him all buttons were in Irken Language "Uh shucks!" He grumbled and then yelped when controlled Nate and Lee with Thompson jumped on him and tackled him.
Robbie regaining his consciousness was hiding under a table away from the anarchy "Can SOMEONE Tell me what the hell is going!?!"
Wendy ran fast dodging blasts from Tak and then ducking behind a column "Well duh! You were being brainwashed, you slow long-nosed monkey emo!"
The Valentino boy roared in denial "I'M NOT LIKE A LONG-NOSED MONKEY! whatever that thing is…"
"Welcome to the club buddy." Dib sarcastically noted that even he was conscious about his appearance and denied his big head enough to see the irony. He yelped and moved his head away from Chunk's coming punch and Gaz in response gave a knockout move on his chin and made him gasp a breath by hitting his stomach with a knee and pushed him into hitting Poonchy.
Zim was busy running circles over a Manotaur using his Invader training to evade it's attack instead making it hitting other minions and cultists unintentionally including Manly Dan though he was quick to recover.
"Fiddling Bearded Caterpillar! How did you regain your sanity?" He asked out loud as by this point he was connecting dots with the cultists, mind eraser, mind altering, Fiddleford's connection to it and apparently damaged his own mind so much that he was for a period a homeless hillbilly which would explain why the Fallers reacted negatively when he commented that he looked like a homeless.
"A LITTLE YER!" Fiddleford struggling could only answer that. Dipper by this point who was running and dived down from the coming attack of the Multi-Bear thanks to his training by Manotaurs answers "He regained by remembering! And since these guys are still fresh in being mind altered and the mind altering tech is not powered enough to completely control them they can be snapped back by remembering things or trigger their personality quirks!"
That made them realize why Robbie managed to snap back.
The table got turned over by Manly Dan and his boys so that was when Robbie ran and panicked "SOMEBODY SAVE ME!" which everyone either ignored or simply were too busy to help.
"Whiner." Gaz grunted unimpressed at Robbie and her head butt Letter M, she won't deny she was feeling satisfied kicking her Skoolmates' asses who saw her and Dib as freaks while Dib winced.
"Uhm, Gaz? Don't you think it's better to try to make them remember?" he winced at every hit Gaz gave them. He was sure his vindictive sister was enjoying this.
Gaz looked back "Oh? Like this?" She sarcastically commented and then roared at the Skoolmates "WHO TOOK MY GAME SLAYER!?" She made sure she roared with her typical intimidating tone.
That alone was enough to snap half of them.
"THAT WASN'T ME!" Zita exclaimed with hands up.
"ME NEITHER!" Letter M shielded his face.
IT WAS HIM/HER!" Melvin and Sara pointed accusingly at each other.
The purple Membrane snorted "Works like a charm."
Dipper was cornered and Multi-Bear was coming for him.
"I can't believe I'm doing this…" He muttered with himself as the feral multi-headed bear began charging toward him. He didn't want to do it but the creature left him no choice.
"Disco girl coming through that girl is you!" He sang hastily which immediately made the beast stop charging though on the way making a paved way on the earth.
Dipper closed his eyes in reaction and when he got up he saw Multi-Bear now engaging himself back looking puzzled "Huh? What happened? Dipper?"
Meanwhile, the Skoolmated seeing the chaos around underground and paranormal creatures were freaking out.
"WHAT THE FUDGE IS GOING ON!?" Jessica shrieked.
"Don't worry, it's Allllll just figments of your imagination, you're all just going mad in tight jackets drooling in an insane asylum for crazy kids!" Dib snarked on his Skoolmates with such dripping sarcasm that Gaz nearly snorted.
Well, every Skoolmate except Keef were freaking out who long before that regained himself by just seeing his obsession with his 'Best Friend' Zim but Zim did not wanted another headache so secretly hit his head with a wrench to knock him unconscious and whistles innocent until he had to struggle against a mind control Tad Strange though being an trained Invader he quickly overpowered him.
"WEEE PONY IS FUN!" Gir riding the shrieking Unicorn announced gleefully. The said Pony has snapped back from the mind controlling due to having unpleasant flashbacks to when Mabel, Wendy, Candy and Grenda were beaten up for being massive jerks though Gir didn't care and still wanted to rid his pony.
"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Celestabellebethabelle shrieked rather high pitched as she kept thrashing and running over on her way hitting a few cultists. She has snapped back thanks to having flashbacks to when Mabel and her friends beat her and her gonnes' sparkly butts yet this metallic gremlin she found even worse.
"Was…that a robot riding a talking unicorn?" Zita muttered in disbelief, muttered.
Robbie was definitely not screaming slightly high pitch running away from the male Corduroys.
"WHY IS NOBODY SAVING ME!?"
It appears even while brainwashed the Corduroy boys and Patriarch still have their hatred toward Robbie for being a crappy boyfriend to Wendy.
"Oh shut up you whining disgrace to goths!" Membrane told him to shut up while punching away a few Gnomes.
Dipper riding on Multi-Bear fought off a few Manotaurs which every non-mind controlled human thought was freaking cool which ironically caused Pacifica to snap back due to her not-so-subtle crush on him.
"Huh? What…?" She blinked repeatedly and then yelped and ducked down.
To be fair, she wasn't the only one as the Skool girls other than Gretchen and Gaz gave him awed flustered looks.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!" Mabel, despite now feeling the electricity, whined seeing her inexperienced brother once again being better than her in attracting the opposite gender this time without even trying. Fidds meanwhile was looking at the device that was connected to Mabel's chair knowing that if he was not careful she would be electrified.
"YA! COVER ME!" He called out to Dipper and his mutated bear friend to come and cover him away from cultists and minions while he was looking over the device carefully so they did and covered for him with Dipper jumping off the bear and tackled a cultist down while Multi-Bear with a roar pushed a bunch of cultists away with one paw attack.
"Wait…where is Tak and Wendy?" Dipper comprehended that she and the purple Irken no longer were on sight.
"And where's Zim?" Dib questioned as well while swatting gnomes using his own Paranormal Bag as a swatting tool.
There was indeed no sight of Zim, Tak or Wendy.