I've been working night and day trying to finish a project. Was so close, just needed that last little bit but could not think of how to get over that line. Maybe it was time to stop trying to be sneaky and just swallow my pride. Ugh, just thinking that hurts. FINE I just want to be done with this!
"Jun! I need something from you!" He perks up from our couch with an XXL in hand. I stand across from him and take a deep breath, trying to keep the blush down. "Can you say cock and berserker!" He just deadpans at me rather then speak. "Please!" I swear I'm not going to cry with how embarrassed I am!
"If I do will you stop following me like a creep every time we're home together?" Many nods are had from me. "Fine, cock, berserker. Don't even tell me why you weirdo."
Jun had invited me to lunch a few days later, saying he found a new noodle house he wanted to try. Anything to get the oni off burrito's will make me drop whatever I am doing to help so I agree. It was pretty good, not worse or better but different from our normal spot. Sadly I was not ready for what came next.
"Here is a new song from Ghost in the Shell, enjoy choomers!" Ash's voice, oh no I didn't think it would be this soon! Jun has the biggest smile but...
"My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker"
His smile drops and panic sets in as we hear his voice coming over the air waves. "MOTOKO!" His hair flashes red with flames in his eyes, but for once they are both drowned out with the red in his face.
"Welcome to being a Rockerboy Jun, now you can drop that gangoon biz once and for all!" While saying this I had already started to run tho, no way am I sticking around for an encore!