It was a remarkably quiet evening in the Loud House. At least much more quiet than normal. The Loud House had become less and less populated with each passing year. But the noise still seemed to remain as strong as ever. Except for tonight that is.

"Come on, Lincy! Stand still!" Lola said as she tried to brush his white locks.

"Lola, we're not going to anywhere fancy. This really isn't necessary." The lone brother said.

"Hush, Lincoln. A gentleman has to look his best for a woman! Now stand still already!" The 12 years old pageant queen said. Lincoln let out a dejected sigh and let the pink loud continue her contribution. At 17 Lincoln was now the oldest sibling in the Loud house. Most of his older sisters having moved out years ago. with the one closest in age to him, Lynn Loud Jr, having moved out about 6 months ago. The years have been kind to Lincoln. He grew in height remarkably quickly, to the point where Lynn and Luan (Mostly Lynn) were feeling jealous. He had also gained some mass due to years of having to keep up with his sisters. He was by no means Rip Hardcore, nor did he have the body of a gym member. But he kept his shape and it was better than the scrawny comic book body he had when he was in his pre-teens.

Lola put down her brush and sashayed towards Lincolns' closet. She hummed and hissed as she dug through his clothes.

"Lincoln, What are these? None of these clothes look suitable for a date." Lola complained.

"Lola, I'm not gonna wear anything fancy. I'm going like this." Lincoln said as he pointed at his current duds. An orange hooded jacket with black stripes. zipped up halfway to reveal the black shirt with a white Ace Savvy Logo underneath. He wore a pair of slightly baggy jeans with the legs folded. and under those folds were a pair or orange and black sneakers. To complete the look, he had some Spade earrings. courtesy of Leni.

"Nuh-uh! Mister! Those look almost no different than what you usually wear. You need something with more...pizzazz." Lola responded as she looked back at his closet. "You have plenty of suits here right? what about the blue one. that's bound to impress your girlfriend!"

"Lola. We're going for a day around town. not at a fancy sophisticated party. Come on now." Lincoln muttered to his sister as he walked over and closed the closet. The door to his room busted open and Lana barged in.

"Lincoln! She is outside!" Lana announced. Lincoln took one last look in the mirror before exiting his room. As he descended down the stairs he let out a sigh. He's been incredibly busy keeping his family in order ever since Luan moved out. Yes, since LUAN moved out. Lynn was the oldest in the house then, But most of the time it felt like Lincoln had to pick up the slack. Suffice to say, the pale haired loud hasn't had a moment of rest to himself. If there's anything he's taken away from the past few years is that Lori really didn't have it easy as the oldest.

And with his sisters taking up most of his time, he barely got to see his girlfriend in recent months. But today? He's gonna to spend some much needed time with her. he's been planning for this all week and thankfully his sisters were eager to help him out. Though in the case of some siblings like Lola, they were a little TOO eager.

"Have a nice date, Lincy!" Lily chirped. the 7 year old hugging her brothers leg with a smile on her face that never failed to put a smile on HIS face. Lincoln approached the door where Lucy and Lisa were waiting.

"Enjoy the break from the Chaos, Big Brother. I'm sure it'll do you some good." Lucy's quiet voice said.

"I concur. Though i would also hope you and your girlfriend don't get to intimate. Our maternal parental unit still regularly worries you might return as a teenage father." Lisa explained. A bead of sweat rolled down Lincoln's face.

"Yeah, Yeah." Lincoln muttered. Everything in the family that was old enough to understand would always, without fails, say this any time he went out with his girlfriend. Or at least every time since his 16th birthday. He was pretty sure his mother would've given him this warning if she wasn't holed up in her room right now for her latest article. Lincoln exited the house and looked at Lucy. they didn't say a word. Lucy knew he trusted her not to let the house fall apart while he was gone.

His eyes landed on an 73' Impala. A sight he was very much familiar with by now. He smiled as he saw the driver open her the door. A voluptuous brunette woman was waiting for him, beckoning him to come closer. Lincoln blushed as he looked at her. Her current outfit wasn't different from what she usually wore. a black jacket with yellow tube dress underneath that really accentuated her hourglass figure. black, high heeled boots and a pair of white sunglasses resting on top of her curly brown hair. There were some adjustments this time however. She was wearing black belt with a silver buckle and she had also decided to put on some light blue eye shadow. Lincoln's face heated up as he got closer to the woman. She always looked so beautiful. Her name? Quinlan Timber

He sat down and was about to put on his seatbelt, when his girlfriend suddenly pulled him closer and planted his face in her ample bosom.

"Ohhh, My sweet Snow Bunny. how i missed you~" She whispered in his ear. following it up with a peck to his forehead. her arms still warped around him.

"How have you been doing, Honey Bee?" Lincoln's muffled voice said as he tried to break free from the bear hug.

"Fine, Baby. But it's been so lonely without you." She said.

"Heh. Well, i finally managed to a break from my sisters. Let's make the most of it, shall we?" Lincoln said with a peck on his girlfriend's cheek. The QT giggled as she started the car. in a matter of minutes, the two sped out of Franklin Avenue. Ready to spend the evening together.

After finding a parking spot, Lincoln and Quinlan exited the Vehicle and began making their way through the park. Lincoln warped his arms around his girlfriend's waist, his new height finally allowing it to happen without it looking weird. He was almost the same height as his girlfriend, but she was still a few inches taller. Maybe that was due to the boots, but Lincoln didn't know that.

You see. Right now the two just look like your average couple in Royal Woods. But a few years ago that wouldn't have been the case. And that's because Quin was 5 years older than Lincoln. Him and the curvy QT started dating back when she was 16 and he was 11 and in Elementary. Of course, the fact that an Elementary student was going out with a high schooler did cause a massive stir to the Loud family and everyone who knew. A lot of mishaps and chaos happened during the first few months of it, to the point where an entire fanfic could've been made out of it.

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*Ahem*

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But in the end, the two were able to come out on top unharmed and their relationship has been going as strong as ever. Granted, Lincoln's been very buys. but that's what this day out was supposed to rectify. Lincoln approached a bench and sat down next to his bodacious girlfriend. Two Flippees of different flavors in hand.

"Boy, this feels nice." Lincoln exhaled as he took a sip from his ice cold beverage.

"Aww. They've really been keeping you busy, huh?" Quinlan cooed as she sipped from her drink.

"Yeah. Starting to understand how Lori felt when she was still in the house." Lincoln responded.

"Don't worry. I'll make sure you won't be TOO drained of your energy when we return." Quin said with a wink. Lincoln blushed fiercely at the implications. He wasn't against it, but he wasn't willing to deal with another meltdown from his mother.

"Oh uhh...what flavor did you get?" She asked as she eyed his Flippee.

"Cherry and Blue Bonanza." Lincoln replied.

"I thought watermelon-lime was your favorite." Quin asked.

"It still is." Lincoln said as he continued sipping. "But i like this too."

"Can i have a taste?" Quin asked. Lincoln shrugged and held the cup in front of her. But rather than taking it, she instead took the straw out of her own cup and placed it in Lincoln's. She winked at him as she did. A blush once more creeping on Lincoln's face, picking up on what she was trying to do. He placed his lips on his straw. and as if someone had shouted "action" both of them begin slurping down the Flippee. Quin starred at her young boyfriend with Lover struck eyes. Crazy to think that out of every man she met, A boy 5 years younger than her is who captured her heart.

Soon the cup was empty. They decided to repeat the process with Quin's own cup. She decided to go for the purple flavor. Quin grabbed the Loud's hand and the two got up from the bench.

"Shall we continue?" Lincoln smiled. Quinlan giggled. The age-gaped couple trekked down the park, enjoying the quiet atmosphere. Lincoln eyes couldn't help but land on QT however. specifically, her enormous Gluteus Maximus. (Street name: Bubble butt.) Quin was walking with a particular sway, one that further served to emphasize her hips.

Lincoln always tried to avoid peeking at those areas. But every now and again he would slip up. He couldn't help it. His girlfriend was an absolute bombshell. A fact that became increasingly more obvious once he started going through puberty. He did a good job of not coming across as a pervert. but it seems he couldn't avoid looking at his girlfriend's curves. Quin turned around and the eye contact immediately made him realize what he was doing. He looked at the park, the fountain. anything other than his girlfriends hourglass figure. Quinlan giggled.

"W-What's so funny?" Lincoln asked nervously.

"Nothing~" Quin teased as she continued swaying her hips with her walk. She knew full well what she was doing. She knew Lincoln was starring. And contrary to what Lincoln was assuming, she was loving every second of it.

Their next stop was Flip's Food and Fuel. Hardly the perfect spot for a date, But Quin's car needed to refuel.

"Kind of a shame Flip had to ruin it. I feel like "The World's largest Flippee" would've still been a pretty cool sight." Lincoln said as he eyed the empty roof of the Gas Station.

"I'm still amazed you managed to save our town." Quin purred as she warped her arms around her Snow Bunny.

"T-The entire town helped." Lincoln blushed.

"Maybe so. But you're the one that gave them the motivation. You're the one that kickstarted and came up with the plans. There's no denying that you played a big part there." Quin said as she leaned closer.

"You're our hero, Lincy. You're MY hero~" She purred in his ear. Lincoln blushed. Her soft breath in his ears along with the softness of her breasts pressed against his back was causing the hairs on his body to stand up. Along with another area of his body.

"H-Hey. Only my sisters call me that. " Lincoln said with a blush. Crossing his legs in a poor attempt to conceal his body's reaction to what Quin was doing.

"I seem to recall you saying that whoever got married to your would have that privilege too." She purred.

"W-we aren't married yet!" Lincoln stammered.

"...Yet?"

Lincoln broke free from his girlfriend and stumbled towards the entrance.

"H-Hey! I need to uhh..How about we um. Buy some snacks? We could have ourselves a movie night?" Lincoln stammered as he quickly tried to change the subject. Quin giggled as she watched him hastily enter the building.

"God, he's so cute~"

"You know. there's used to be a counter there that kept track of costumers. Me and Clyde managed to be the Millionth!" Lincoln said as he browsed the aisles.

"Uh huh..."

"Well, Technically we not really. I've told you about Chandler before right? i kinda screwed us over." Lincoln said with a bit of dryness.

"Mhhhh hmmm..."

"But we help drive more costumers so Flip gave us another chance. Me and Clyde managed to empty the store in 10 seconds. and we were able to walk away with it for free!" Lincoln gloated.

"Uh huh..."

Lincoln raised an eyebrow. He looked back at his girlfriend and finally noticed something was up with her. He turned around and saw his girlfriend bouncing, like she was doing a dance. The movements was causing her breasts and butt to jiggle slightly. A very noticeable sight, but not one that served to distract Lincoln to badly from being concerned.

"Honey Bee? is everything alright?" Lincoln questioned.

"I'm fine. i just... those Flippees REALLY go through you. i need to make a quick stop." Quin admitted.

"Well, I'm not seeing any line right now." Lincoln said, trying to ignore his bouncing girlfriend and the specific parts that were bouncing. Quin approached the vacant restroom door when suddenly.

"'Ey! What do you think ye doing?!" A gruff voice came from behind the counter. It was Flip, Manning the counter of his establishment like usual. Despite the fact that he was at the park earlier selling Flippees. How he got here so quickly is anyone's guess. but if Lincoln had to wager, it probably involved ignoring the red lights.

"I just need to use your restroom real quick." Quin replied.

"Uh-uh! Don't think so. You've been here before haven't ya? You know my policy!" Flip retorted. Quin groaned. Lincoln sighed and approached the counter. Quin was about to stop him. But Lincoln gave her a look. "It's fine. I've got this."

He eyed the counter looking for something to buy. whatever was cheap. Flip was known for hiking up prices for products that were by all accounts, not that great. Between the spoiled milk and the pickled eggs, Lincoln wondered how this place was still open. His eyes landed on the product near the counter. a box of condoms. He blushed as he eyed the box. He glanced at Quin, who was still bouncing. Lincoln bit his lip and pointed at the box.

"Heh. ye planning to get freaky with that broad?"

"N-Not so loud!" Lincoln hushed. He looked back at Quinlan. praying she didn't hear that.

"Whatevah. Who you choose to stick yer sausage in ain't Flip's business." Flip said as he rung up Lincoln. Lincoln nearly hid his face in his hoodie with how flip was wording everything. Lincoln quickly snatched the box and returned to his girlfriend.

"What did you buy?" Quinlan wondered.

"Nothing important, Babe." Lincoln responded.

"Aww, come on now. I'm curious." She replied.

"Hey! Honey bee! Get moving before i change my mind and make the boy buy something again!" Flip shouted. Quin gritted her teeth. Not liking the fact that the old cheapskate was using Lincoln's nickname for her so condescendingly, But she had more important matters to take care off.

As she entered the restroom, Lincoln eyed the box of condoms. Would he be needing these? he thought about it for a second. the idea sounded tempting. But he wasn't sure Quin would be up for it.

Not only that, But he knew there would be a headache coming if he went through with this.

Aaaaand not only, But these condoms came from Flip. Most of Flip's products were incredibly faulty or nasty. These condoms could've had holes in them for all he knew.

Upon hearing the restroom door open, Lincoln decided to push those thoughts down. They needed to continue their day.

"Why are we here again?" Lincoln questioned his girlfriend. They were in a store right now. The store in question? Reininger's.

"I've been wanting to try out a few new clothes. And i could use a second opinion." Quin said as She went through different aisles, with Lincoln following right behind. Which meant he had a good view of her booty as she bent over to grab clothes. At one point, she leaned a little too close and nearly bumped her butt into him. Lincoln barely managed to back away before contact could be made. With the current way his body was reacting...

"Oh! It's you!"

Lincoln and Quinlan looked away to see a blonde haired woman with big curly hair approaching them.

"Hey Whitney. How are you doing?"

"I'm fine, Sweetie. I'm just here for the discounts." She said with a smile. The woman eyed Lincoln with half-lidded eyes. Quinlan squinted her eyes. If staring at someone could bore holes in that person, the way she was starring at Whitney definitely would've resulted in her face looking like she got shot twice.

Whitney dug into her bag and pulled out a swimsuit. The pattern causing Lincoln to blush.

"Your sister is gonna be throwing a pool party soon, so i'm looking for a swimsuit to wear. Would you say this one looks good?" Whitney asked with a seductive smile. Quin rolled her eyes. One thing she realized early in her relationship with Lincoln is that a shocking amount of women in Royal Woods seemed to be charmed by Lincoln. Not that she didn't see why, but he was HER snow bunny for crying out loud!

Lincoln was stammering while Whitney was leaning closer to the younger male, Almost thrusting her chest out. Deciding she's had enough, Quin got in front of the blonde and glared at her.

"He's currently helping ME shop. so if you don't mind. We're kinda busy." Quin quipped. Barely able to hide the slight venom in her words. A bead of sweat rolled down Whitney's neck. taking the hint. She put the swimsuit back in her bag and looked at Lincoln.

"You know. My shoulders have been feeling pretty stiff as of late? would you be willing to help me again some other time? Your massages are absolutely amazing~" Whitney purred. remembering the first time she payed for a massage from him. she was in heaven that day. Lincoln simply nodded, which seemed to satisfy Whitney. With that, she quickly left before the Honey Bee decided to inflict her wrath upon her.

Quin warped her arms around Lincoln's upper arm. Her boobs squishing against his arm. "C'mon! I too have a few clothes i want to show you!" Quin said as she dragged her white haired sweetheart away.

"H-Hey! I can walk on my own, Honey bee!" Lincoln stuttered. Lincoln looked around. catching glimpses of a few other women starring at him. One of them was Fiona. a long time worker there. And unlike most of the stares, hers seemed a lot more...unamused.

"Okay, Are you ready?" Quin said from behind the curtain. "Cause this Thicc QT is about to give you the show of your life."

Lincoln waited for the curtains to open. Lincoln was never really a fan of coming to clothing stores. his sisters usually took forever. But there 10 of them and only 1 of Quin. So it shouldn't take as long for her too...

"Buh...Buh...Buh..." Lincoln stammered. the curtain had opened, revealing Quin in a new dress. a yellow tube dress just like her usual one. But with black stripes across it. And she wasn't wearing her jacket, So Lincoln got a perfect view of her bare shoulders. along with the fact that she didn't seem to be wearing a bra. His blush only got more intense as QT closed in one him. She grabbed his chin and lifted his face. the way she was bent over giving him a good view of her cleavage. Her hand seemed to pause there for a few seconds before she made eye contact.

"Like what you see, Linky?" She purred. Lincoln didn't respond. his face was beet red. Quinlan giggled. "I'll take that as a yes." She whispered and let go of his chin. she turned around and strutted back to the changing room. She gave her hips and extra sway. While walking, she turned and looked at Lincoln, fluttering her eyelashes at him while covering her mouth. Lincoln was still unresponsive. She winked at him and closed the curtain. Despite the fact that his brain was practically blue-screening, he could still hear the sound of her unzipping the dress. and from under the stall, he could see the dress falling down on her feet.

"Lord have Mercy..." Lincoln whispered to himself.

_After about 15 minutes of Quinlan changing into varying outfits. each one seemingly more revealing than the last. The two went to the check out. Lincoln's face was beet red. his body was pretty much fighting for it's life after everything he just saw. Once Quin finished paying, she turned to the younger boy and smiled.

"Do you want to get going?" Quin asked.

"Y-Yes please." Lincoln said. Quin giggled and held out her hand. Lincoln complied and warped it around his back. Then he warped his hand around her waist. The two began walking out of the store. as they did, they noticed more women once more starring at the two. Quin looked at how nervous Lincoln was and smirked. She looked at where his hand was placed and got an idea. using her free hand, she grabbed his hand and lowered it.

"Huh?" Lincoln looked down and his irises shrunk. He felt like he had broken a record for how red his face had turned in the past hour. His hand was located right on Quin's sizable derrière. He stretched his mouth and looked at Quin, who seemed unbothered by it. She was smilling. She glanced at him, Lincoln didn't look away this time. but he had a blush on his face. The two continued walking. Lincoln didn't bother to remove his hand.

The Impala continued driving down the streets of Royal Woods. the sun was starting to set and Quin had parked her car near the entrance of Tall Timbers once more. Quin turned to Lincoln and grabbed his hand.

"So, how was today?" she enquired.

"Well it was...a break from the chaos of home." Lincoln said with a sheepish smile. Quin giggled and unbuckled her seatbelt.

"Good to know. You've looked very stressed during our phone calls. I'm happy to see i was able to help you unwind." She told her boy friend. She let out a sigh as she slipped off her jacked. showing off more of the yellow tube dress that hugged her bodacious figure.

"It's not been easy for me either. Cristina has been having trouble with her tests as of late and I've been finding myself having to stay up to help her. Not to mention the job." Quinlan said. She looked at her boyfriend, whom had a blush on his face. The sunset lighting was creating a beautiful picture of the honey bee in front of him.

Quinlan raised an eyebrow. "What's wrong? do i have something on my face?"

"No i just...have i ever told you how beautiful you look?" Lincoln said with a nervous smile. Quin blushed too, but maintained her smirk.

"Many times. But it never seems to get old." Quin said. and it was true. No matter how many times he said it, Lincoln's words always seemed to make her blush.

"I mean. i know it's gonna sound cheesy. but it's true. You're very beautiful and i feel so lucky to have you as my girlfriend." Lincoln said. Quinlan had a hand on her chest as she leaned in. Lincoln's breath hitched as he watched her inch closer.

"Aww, You're gonna make me swoon~" Quin said as she grabbed his cheeks. The two remained still, just starring at each other's eyes. Quin getting lost in the blue ocean of Lincoln's and Lincoln unable to look away from the Ambers of Quin. Both of them continued breathing heavily before Quin closed the distance and locked their lips together. Lincoln leaned back and warped his arms around his Honey Bee. The two continued to lock lips. Both of them feeling like they were slowly ascending into another world. Subconsciously, Lincoln's hands began to drift downwards. They were back on Quin's booty again. Only this time, his hands were moving on their own. But quin didn't say anything. She seemed to get deeper into the kiss, poking with her tongue. Lincoln allowed access and the two's tongues soon began wrestling. Lincoln seemed to hold onto Quin tighter as they got deeper into the kiss.

Soon, the broke the kiss. a string of saliva connecting the two for a brief moment. Quin and Lincoln booth took a moment to catch their breath. Quin could feel something poking her. and she had a pretty good idea of what it was. Meanwhile, Lincoln was in a dazed state. He wondered what was gonna happen. Are they gonna do it? they've done it before. with no consequence (barring the scolding he got from Rita) but Quin had protection that time and the protection Lincoln had on hand was from Flip.

The two continued to gaze into each other's eyes. contemplating their next move.

*BBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTT* *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

Lincoln snapped out of his trance at the vibration, as did quin. Lincoln dug into his pocket. His phone was going off. Him and quin looked at each other. both looking very disappointed. Quin quickly got off Lincoln and put her jacket back on. Lincoln waited for a bit before answering.

"Greetings,Big Brother. Did i ever tell you how much i love you?" Lucy asked with a strained smile. Lincoln wasn't a fool. He's had years to recognize when his sisters were trying to soften the blow for something.

"What's going on?" Lincoln asked. Lucy looked around nervously. He heard a screeching noise in the background.

"I'm afraid one of Lisa's Chimeras got loose." Lucy responded.

"I thought i told Lisa not to conduct any experiments while i'm gone." Lincoln groaned.

"I swear on Einstein i wasn't responsible for this one. Lana somehow got into the bunker and let it loose." Lisa's voice could be heard in the distance.

"Somehow? Lisa, you password is your bir...WOAH!" Lana shouted as she flew right above Lucy and crashed into the sofa.

"I'm sorry, Lincoln. I know your were supposed to take a break tonight. But i need some back up here." Lucy dejectedly said.

'Where's mom and dad?" Lincoln asked. His mother was in her room when he left and his dad should've gotten home by now.

"No! Don't destroy those! I've been working on those all day!" Rita's voice could be heard in the background. Another scream could be heard in the background. it someone somewhat feminine. But Lincoln knew it didn't belong to any of the women in the house. Lincoln sighed. "I'm on my way!"

He hung up and looked at QT. "I'm sorry, Honey Bee." He apologized.

"It's fine. Besides, I'm sure they would've found out somehow if he had gone through with it." Quin remarked sheepishly. Quin started up her car again and two drove off. eventually, they arrived back at the Loud House. Lincoln turned back and looked at Quin.

"I'll see if my sisters are willing to give me another day of breathing room like this." Lincoln promised Quinlan.

"I know you'll do it. You're the man with the plan after all." Quin said. The two smiled at each other. Quin Leaned in once more. the two locked lips for a few seconds before breaking it.

"Will you keep those lips warm for me?" Lincoln asked with a blush.

"These lips are just for your use only. Use them however you want." Quin purred. She had told him that exact same line a few years ago. But this time, judging by his reaction. he understood the implications very well.

A loud crash broke through the atmosphere. Lincoln excused himself and made a beeline towards the houses entrance. Quin shook her head and entered her Impala. The engines roared to life as she drove off. She ran her fingers through her lips. Maybe next time. they could take things a step further once more.