I do not own any of the characters except for Arabella.
~Arabella's POV~
I dropped my hairband in Jack's duffel bag and we were looking inside of it. "Ah, here it is Mika. This is the place where I got my black belt and beat down Jack." Jerry announced as he walked in, he don't notice us behind him. We got up, looking at Jerry with 'Oh really' look. "Oh, hey Jack." He greeted then realized that we heard what he said. "Uh, we should probably go, Mika."
"No, no, no, no. Tell her how you beat down Jack." I said to him.
"Yeah, Why don't you show her how you beat me down?" Jack stopped him by pushing him away from Mika.
"Uh, see, I... the thing is I don't... I don't really remember." Jerry nervously laughed.
"Oh, I do. First, he got me in an arm lock. Like this." Jack put Jerry in armlock. Jerry yelped.
"Then he gave you a front snap kick." I said as Jack does a front snap kick towards Jerry.
"And then he flipped you." Eddie added, as Jack flipped him.
"Wow, you're very excellent fighter, Jerry." Mika clapped in excitement. Jerry gave her a thumbs up.
"Oh yeah, very excellent fighter." I said sarcastically.
"Hey, Bobby's on his way over here." Rudy informed us, causing us all to rush at the door.
"What is this Bobby?" Mika asked.
"Oh, he's the rich guy who owns the dojo." Jerry answered. "Whenever he visits, he makes the
most insane over-the-top entrances." Bobby approached the dojo, he looked down then he usually looked. Bobby walked to the mats and shoving his face into it. "Okay, not one of his best." Jerry said.
"Bobby? What's the matter?" Eddie asked him.
"I'm lonely!" Bobby bluntly answered.
"But why are you lonely? Do you not have a girlfriend?" Mika asked.
"Excuse me! I am... Bobby Wasabi. And no, I have no girlfriend." Bobby chocked out as he sat down behind me and Jack who was sitting on the bench.
"Wait, well, that's it. That's what you need." Rudy told him, "I'm gonna help you find a girlfriend."
I look at Rudy with a look on disbelief expression at him and look at him up and down, "You don't have a girlfriend, and very much single, and also you have a better chance on getting a girlfriend then him."
"Shut up, Bella." Rudy snapped, "Trust me, Bobby. I got your back. Because if there's one thing I know... It's how to deal with the crushing blow of loneliness."
"That is so sad..."
"It is Tuesday. Come to Falafel Phil's. It is singles' night." Mika offered.
"Ohh...Falafel." Bobby chuckled, nodding.
"Forget falafel! We are gonna find you a lady." Jack said, as he slide to patting Bobby's shoulder, "And how hard could it be? You're smart, an ex-movie star and really really..."
"Handsome." Bobby cut off Jack.
"I was gonna say rich." Jack corrected.
"Rich and handsome it is!" Bobby decided.
Don't you get all tough with me, I'm saying won't you come kick it with me? and we can have a ball, run up the wall, this is how we do, and no matter how much, I chop and punch, it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
Here we go, let's start the party, chop it up like it's karate.
everybody, don't you get all tough with me, I'm saying won't you come kick it with me? and we can have a ball, run up the wall, this is how we do, and no matter how much I chop and punch, it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
Jack and I rushed over to Falafel's Phil to tell Bobby, the exciting news. Someone wants to meet him. "Guys, great news! This woman Leona came into the dojo and she's a huge martial arts fan. She insisted on meeting you right away, Bobby."
"Really?!" Bobby said excitedly.
"You're gonna love her. She even has her own ninjas." I added.
"Oh!" Bobby looked excited to meet her, just now, the doors open, Leona walked in with her ninjas.
"Hello, Bobby." Leona greeted flirty, "I'm Leona."
"What it do, Leona?" Bobby replied, giddily.
"You're what it do, Bobby." Leona flirted back.
"You hear that?! Apparently I am what it do." Bobby said to the lady across who was sitting, I assume that he flirt to her but failed.
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"You lock the wrist..." Rudy said he was showing Milton but was interrupted by a people screaming outside. He let go of Jack's arm to see what is happening outside. And wings were fluttering outside as well.
"What is that noise?" Rudy said as we all looked outside as we all migrated toward the door.
"It's a giant flock of doves lowering Bobby into the courtyard." Eddie replied.
"That sounds about right." I sighed, leaning into Jack's arm. He had his arm around my shoulders lazily as we watched the doves lower Bobby down.
"Lower, my doves!" Bobby ordered while seated in a chair that was sinking down, "Lower."
"There like a thousand doves up there." Jack said as we both crouched down trying to see all the doves.
"Oh, actually, it's 1500. I haven't been a thousand
doves since high school." Bobby corrected.
"I take it the date went well." Rudy guessed.
"Oh... you might say that." Bobby said as he walked in the dojo, "In two days, I am... Getting married!"
"What?!" We all exclaimed in shock and disbelief.
"Bobby, this is crazy." Rudy said, "You can't just jump into something like this."
"Yeah, you can marry someone that you just met, there is time and get to know the person before marriage." I said.
"Absolutely not." Milton agreed, "There are a lot of decisions to make... the music, the invitations."
"The flowers, the food." Mika added.
"Where to sit that crazy aunt that smells like ham." Milton continued.
"Excuse me, I do not have an aunt that smells like ham." Bobby stated.
"Yeah, you do." I countered.
"Well, Milton, Mika... you will plan my wedding." Bobby said to them.
"And I can sing. Hey, I've done a lot of..." Eddie said excitedly.
"Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah." Milton interrupted him, "Not gonna happen, Eddie. We're hiring a professional."
"Come on, Milton. Who do you really..." Eddie begged.
"Don't make me "bah, bah, bah" you again." Milton warned him.
"Bobby, you can't just marry the first woman who gives you any attention. I mean, I haven't even met her." Rudy tried to talk some sense into him.
"I agree with Rudy, you don't even know the woman longer." I chimed in.
"Oh well, that's a shame because I was going to ask if you'd be my best man." Bobby said causally.
"I accept!" Rudy clapped, "We're getting married!"
"Yay!" Bobby said excitedly as him and Rudy cheered in excitement and clapping each other hand like a girl does with their best friend like squealing.
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I was helping Jack to get ready for the wedding, adjusting his jacket and button up shirt. "You know, I was wondering what you would wear for your own wedding?" Jack asked me, I was wearing a purple lace cold shoulder ruffle dress, and silver ankle shoes.
"Well, you have to wait when we get married one day, then you will what I will wear." I replied as Jack pouted at me. I pocked his cheek and he groaned at me, so I popped the first two buttons on his shirt, "What are you doing?" He asked.
"I like it this way." I said, "It makes you look hot." He smirked at me, "Oh, yeah."
"Definitely." I bat my eyelashes at him, and smiled smugly. Jack as well gave me an amused smile, lean down to kiss me, I kissed back.
"What's up, my peebs! Ugh, can you guys not be so lovey-dovey in front of me." Jerry said then scoffed at us, Jack and I separated from our kiss, I giggled.
"Sorry, Jerry." I stepped back from Jack. Later, we walked into a room where they were a lot of prompts of items in, with chairs in our hands.
"Let's put these chairs over here." Jack said as we placed the chairs down, "Hey, look at all this cool stuff from Bobby's movies." We all looked around the room.
"Hey, what movie did Bobby wear a wedding dress in?" Jerry asked pointing at a wedding dress on a standing rail.
"Those aren't his. They must be Leona's." I said to him.
"Whoa!" Jack said walked over to a glove and put it up, "Guys, check this out! This is the glove Bobby wore in his movie A fistful of glove." He put on the glove.
"What?!"
"When he put this on, his whole hand became weaponized. This button shot out numbing darts." Jack said as he accidentally darted Jerry, "Um, Jack..."
"I know this is just a prop, but wouldn't it be awesome if this thing really worked?" Jack continued not noticing that he shoot a dart at Jerry.
"I think it does work, Jack." Jerry mumbled at his words.
"What are you talking about?" Jack asked oblivious at what he did.
"I can't feel my legs." Jerry said, as he stumble on his feet, I helped him before he fall.
"Dude, are you okay?" Jack asked worried.
"Oh yeah. I'm good." Jerry replied as he stood up from my help but end up falling to the standing rail that was knocked over as we help him.
"Once Bobby Wasabi and I are married, I'll eliminate him and all his money will be mine." I heard Leona say as she walked in with her ninjas.
"Not so fast!" Jerry spoke as his voice was still mumbled after the folding screen fall over, as Jack held him up.
"Come on." Jack dragged Jerry up to Leona as I followed.
"Don't move or I'll let you have..."
"Ow!" Leona cut off Jerry as he accidentally shot a numbing dart at her face, I snorted but cover it up.
"My bad." He apologized.
"I just got stuck with something!" Leona said as she took off the dart from her face.
"It's a numbing dart." Jack corrected.
"Yeah. Yeah, I got hit too." Jerry pointed at his mouth.
"This is why we don't touch mysterious items in Bobby's house, Jack." I scolded him.
"We heard about your evil plan." Jack changed the subject.
"Forget about that for a second." Leona spoke as her voice was now mumbled as well, "How long will my mouth be like this?! I'm getting married today!"
"Oh no. I'm hoping it's not too long. Just about an hour or so." Jerry responded with a mumbled voice.
"Get them!" Leona ordered but her numbed mouth made it sound weird, "I said get them!" We were about to fight when Jack accidentally dropped Jerry, making me and Jack try to help him back up, just be caught by the ninjas. They tied us up and sat us down in the center of the room. I sat in the different chair while the boys were tried together.
"You're not marrying Bobby because you love him. You're marrying him to get to his money." Jack accused.
"Which I love." Leona deadpanned, "Some girls scrapbook. Others marry then eliminate
martial-arts millionaires. Don't get me wrong, I scrapbook too."
"Well, I don't." I trailed off.
"Then you ain't a real girl." Leona yelled at me.
"At least I don't look like a poor old lady." I argued back sassy, "Yeah, that's right, I see them wrinkles."
"How dare you!" Leona glared, "My wrinkles aren't bad." She looked at her face in the mirror, she scoffed, clearing her throat, then clapped her hands, grabbing the ring from the ninja, "Once Bobby puts this ring on, the black-widow venom will soak into his skin and tonight, he will go to the big dojo in the sky."
"Oh wait... You're the black-belt widow." Jerry realized, "I've seen you on that show, America's Worst People."
"What makes you think Bobby would wear such a tacky piece..."
"Do you see the ring." I asked, cutting off Jack.
"Can I see that for a second?" Jack requested. Leona showed him the ring. "Oh, he's a goner."
"Wait a minute. Why would you tell us all the details of your evil plan?" Jerry asked.
"Because it doesn't matter. Once I take care of Bobby, My ninjas will take care of you." Leona replied. Leona started her evil laugh which consisted of restricted giggles and snort.
I give her a look of disbelief, "Was that your evil laugh?"
"I know. It's not good, is it?" Leona sighed.
"Well, no. A good evil laugh starts from your diaphragm. Try this." Jerry instructed then showed her how to evil laugh, I kicked his leg. "Ow! Bella!"
Leona repeated the evil laugh, "Ah! That's better.
Thank you."
"You see?" Jerry said.
"Jerry!" Me and Jack exclaimed.
"What? Just trying to help her. It's the woman's wedding day." Jerry defended himself.
...
"Yo, Jack. Bella, I'm tied up, so you guys have to go warn Bobby." Jerry whispered to us.
"Jack is tied to you, you lug nut." I whispered back. My bracelet
"I've got it! We'll do what Bobby did when he was tied to Tommy Tsunami in his movie, Samurai Fist Party." Jack suggested.
"Ohh.. I didn't see the movie."
"Just stand up." Jack ordered Jerry, meanwhile I was cutting my belts tried on me, while Jack and Jerry just finished defeating the ninja, and Jack cut the belts on them.
"Yo, we took out that guy, but Leona's ninjas are everywhere. How are we gonna get to Bobby?" Jerry asked. Jack smirked, looking at the bride's dresses.
"There might be one way." He spoke suggesting. Wait, where did his jacket went, I swear he was wearing it before we got tried up. "Would you be willing to wear this dress?" He asked.
"I don't know. Think I've got the goods to pull it off?" Jerry asked. I grabbed the dress, sizing it up to him.
"Maybe." I nodded.
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"Bobby, it's not true!" Leona immediately said as she entered the venue. Jack and I were undercover as her 'ninjas'. "Don't listen to them."
"Leona." Bobby breathed, "What is Jerry talking about?"
"Bobby, I love you with all my heart." Leona promised lying through her teeth, "Now quick, put this ring on." Jack kicked the ring upwards, letting it land in my hands as I threw in into the plant, it killed it immediately. "What did you do, you fool?!" Me and Jack took off our hoods, revealing our identities.
"It's called saving our friend's life." Jack answered.
"Jack! Bella! You have ruined everything!" Leona exclaimed angrily, "Get him!" The ninjas came at us, making most of the guests evacuate. Jack and I fought off the ninjas from left to right.
Hey, Jack, Bella be ninja! 3:00. Eddie sang causing us to kick the ninja down together. We high-fived. I watched as Bobby threw Leona across the room and into the cake. The cops came in, grabbing Leona from the cake.
"Oh, Leona. The dreams I had for us..." Bobby said, "The places we were going to go. The things we were going to do. Why? Why would you do this to me?"
"Because I'm a very very bad girl." Leona responded flirting.
"Oh, Leona... marry me!" Bobby gave in as everyone pulled him back with word and force.
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"Well, I am embarrassed." Bobby said as we sat all around in a circle while everyone left. "I was so afraid of being alone, I was ready to marry the first homicidal maniac that looked my way."
"I knew she was trouble from the moment I saw her." Rudy said.
"Yeah right, you fall for her too, and practically beg her to love her." I scoffed.
"Bobby, you don't ever have to worry about being alone." Jack assured, "Man, you'll always have us."
"You're right." Bobby nodded, "I may have lost a wife today, but... I have a family. And that is reason to celebrate. Eddie, hit it!" Eddie started to sing, as everyone started to dance.
