A/N: I don't own TF Comics all rights belong to Mann. Co (Valve) and I also don't own MHA all rights belong to some guy in the future (Kohei Horikoshi) and some Japanese Comic Book Company (Jump Comics and Shueisha) also some animation company in the future (Bones Studio).
Hell, I don't even know what that comic is or that company and apparently it's a cartoon too?! Anyways I was minding my business one day and suddenly a portal appeared, and a big box just came out and hit me! Anyways after getting my bearings, I saw this MHA thing along with its 42 Volumes and started reading it and Thank God that it was translated! It's pretty alright but doesn't beat TF Comics though! Sad that they only made 7 Issues. But hey, I made this Fiction of a Fiction and another Fiction because I must admit this MHA is awesome but TF Comics is also awesome! Enjoy!
Chapter 1: Happy Reunions
June 10, 1983
Teufort, Badlands, New Mexico, USA
Jeremy Willis' (Scout) Home
The Mercs got together once again for a party to celebrate the day of their first assignment while working for one of the Mann brothers. Earlier in the morning Scout was preparing his family for the arrival of his friends, Spy was first to arrive greeted his family and hanging out with his favorite grandchild Tonya as she has taken an interest on being a "Princess Assassin". Soldier (minus his family) and Demoman arrived, Demo arrived drunk while carrying Eyelander in his back, and Soldier is…. Soldier. Heavy and Medic arrived in the afternoon without much anything happening, later Engineer and Pyro arrived and the last to arrive is Sniper. All of them have brought the weapons they used in the Gravel Wars as it brings them great memories and their experiences in the battlefield.
Throughout the day they have celebrated and talked about the good and unpleasant times during their time in New Mexico and they have also talked about what is going on with their lives. Engineer is now working at Pyro's Engineering Company and business is booming. Scout is still raising 4 kids. Sniper still in the Aussie outback. Heavy now is a professor at an unnamed university teaching foreign literature. It is best not to describe what Medic is doing. Spy is doing well, though he is doing nothing as he didn't share what he was doing after they went in their separate ways back then, but everyone knows (minus scout) he still visits his son from time to time. Soldier is Soldier. Demo has 4 jobs now.
"Quite a ride ain't it fellas? Summer of 1968 we all got our first missions some of us were on RED and some were on BLU. From Teufort to Dustbowl, we had our fair share of ups and many horrible downs, but we survived." Scout reminiscing
"Da, most of experience was bad but pays well" Heavy feeling satisfied during his time at America as a merc.
"Mmph mmph mmph, mmph mmph mmph!" No one understood Pyro
Except for the Engineer "Ya, business is booming with me on board Frontier Engineering, and I'm surprised as well that Pyro was able to build a highly successful engineering company, guess my engineering rub off on ya pardner!"
"Yeah, quite the dynamic duo you geniuses are."
"Mmph!"
"Jä, their products are very gut, you all are very bold to sell dispensers, albeit not ze ones we use."
"Ah shucks, we got that idea just to explode in popularity hehe…"
"MMPH!"
"Damn straight, Pyro! YEEEEHAW!"
EPIC HIGH FIVE
"So, Sniper what are you doing these days?"
"Eh, compared to you wankas, it's boring, I'm still in Australia and living in my parents' home taking care of the place."
"Hey, at least it's peaceful on your end. While I got to deal with 4 kids all by myself! Not that I'm complaining those chucklenuts are very precious to me, even if I got 3 deadbeats."
"You maggots didn't ask me what I was doin-"
"Does it involve America, Freedom, Getting Zhana Pregnant, Getting Naked while covered in honey or Snapping people's necks?"
"Yes!"
"Fantastic, you didn't change at all"
"Affirmative!"
Spy sighs
"So, iz zhere also no one here going to bother to ask what I was doing?" Medic questioned.
"Heavy, would not like to know."
"Yeah"
"Same"
"Mmph."
Everyone didn't want to ask what Medic was doing
Awkward silence ensued with looks exchanged to each other while looking back to Medic whilst him doing the same, then followed by Medic breaking the silence by-
Medic Schadenfreudre
Medic pulls out an Accordion from his pants with Mann Co. Infini-Pocket and starts playing a folk song. "How about zis!"
Everyone just went along and laughed wholeheartedly and at the same time relieved that Medic is doing new things other than experimentations.
"It'z alright I'm still doing my usual things I do to you all."
Never mind
"Did he fit an accordion into his pocket?"
"Heavy is confused how doktor fit instrument in pocket"
"Fellas, have you been telling me that you didn't know about the Infini-Pocket?"
"The what pocket?"
Medic stops playing the accordion and says "Jä, zis what given to us ever since Mann Co. hired us"
"Yeah, which is useful to me as I must carry a lotta things, like my PDAs"
"Ohhhhh, so that's what it was I thought they gave us normal pants!"
"Not in this case Scout, it would be hard on you fellas to carry 3 weapons at the minimum and put them somewhere "
Everyone was wondering how the hell they didn't notice that they were carrying 3 weapons easily as if there's no weight around em, though they wouldn't notice it as they were in the heat of battle, and some of their weapons must be carried like the trumpets that Soldier uses, as well as the Darwin's Danger Shield on Sniper. Things are getting interesting but there was something missing….
"Hey, is Demo back with the beer yet-"
"WOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOO! Woooo! wooo… woo" "What?" A confused Demo just got out of a teleporter
"Hey, Demo we were just thinking about ya, pardner." Engineer greeted
"Aye!"
THUD!
Sentry Damage 1 SFX - Sapper SFX
Unbeknownst to them, after Demo was doing his high spirit drinker cheer and clumsily hopped back down, some of the beer spilled on the tele caused strange noises
"What was noise?"
"Not the sound of progress mein friend."
Soldier aggressively grabs Scout "ARGH! WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE!"
Engi breaking it up "Woah woah! We still are not teleporting bread after that stunt of yours, and we will not be anytime soon and neither we will let you be alone with my teleporter."
"But you told me too."
Engineer just annoyingly sighed
"Now, I dunno what was that, but I hope we didn't break anything."
"Mmph mmph"
"I sure hope so cus this is my house!" Scout slightly annoyed yet still in a good mood. "Anyways gotta put them kids to bed before we all get rowdy here outside with them toys."
"Okay, I'll be in yer front lawn now laddie so no more wreckin be potentially caused by me hehah" Demo drunkenly walking in the house.
"Mmph mmph mmph!" no one knew what Pyro said but they understood it once he was coming with Demo
"I'll be raiding your fridge for honey"
"You better not get naked again with honey dumbass!" Scout screaming at Soldier inside the house.
"I'll join up with ya wankers"
Cricket Noise
Cricket Noise
Everyone went their separate ways to the house, which leaves Heavy, Medic, Engineer, and Spy outside.
"So, yall got anything interesting going on other than what we do" Engineer asked
"Heavy, has nothing interesting, other than Soldier annoying Heavy.
"Nein"
Engineers gaze switched on the teleporter noticing something ain't right to the damn thing.
Then suddenly
"Tonya! Don't touch that it's Uncle Spy's sapper! Drop it before you ge-"
CRASH!
FWOOSH!
The 4 Mercs were alerted as they heard a window broke, and they suddenly saw an object fly out of the window. Tonya had suddenly thrown Spy's sapper by accident, and it landed on the:
CLICK
Teleporter
BZZZZTTTTT
ZAP!
CLANK!
BOOM!
Suddenly the sapper was destroyed, yet the teleporter is still operational! Our 4 Mercs are getting worried as sparks and bolts of electricity charged out of the teleporter and the noises grew louder and louder! The Engineer sprang into action as he pulled out his destruction PDA, but he could only destroy the entrance teleporter while the exit teleporter wouldn't self-destruct! He tried to push the button repeatedly, but suddenly it stopped.
HISSSS
WHIR!
The teleporter suddenly started again, this time it glowed white around it instead of the usual red or blue glows on top of the teleporter and it was spinning so fast that it started to pull our mercenaries towards it.
SWOOOOSH!
Heavy managed to grab hold of a pole
"GRAB ON!"
Spy grabbed Heavy's hand and Medic grabbed Spy's legs
"What the sonnaofabitch is that!" Engineer yelled out. "WOAH!" He suddenly gets pulled in
FLOOP!
"HEAVY! ZE ENGINEER GOT PULLED IN!"
"HEAVY KNOWS!"
As the other 3 holding strong the malfunctioning teleporter's pull gets stronger!
"I'M SLIPPING! AHHHHHH!" Spy gets pulled in!
FLOOP!
"SPY!" Both shouted
Suddenly the pole started to get off the ground and Heavy strengthens his grip then suddenly….
"Uh Oh…"
Medic gasped!
SNAP!
It breaks
"DOOOOWOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAH!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
FLOOP!
….
BOOM!
All 4 Mercs got sucked in and at the same time the teleporter exploded!
Authors Note: Well, that was something eh? After reading the seventh comic it was amazing btw, I wanted to make a post 7thcomic story wher-
SMASH!
MY WINDOW! AHHH! IT'S SAX-
NNNNNNNNECK SNAP!
I'M SAXTON HAAAAALE! FORMER CEO OF MANN CO. EH? WHAT IS THIS? WHO ARE YOU?
OH! A WRITER
OK!
RRRRRREVERSE NECK SNAP!
SAXTON HALE! FORMER CEO OF MANN CO!
THAT'S RIGHT PIPSQUEAK! LOOKING AT YOUR DRAFT HERE IT'S PRETTY OK!
I WANT YOU TO KEEP WRITING MORE OF THIS
YES MR. HALE!
ANYWAYS, READING THIS LOOKS LIKE SOME OF MY FORMER MERCS GOT SUCKED IN A PORTAL, COME BACK NEXT TIME DEAR READER FOR YOU TO FIND OUT WHERE THEY ENDED UP IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!
HAHAHA
WHOSE LAUGHING?
ANYWAYS! TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SAXTON'S PREVIEW IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Actual Autor's Note: Yeah, the Mercs are going to the MHA Universe. This is my first fan fic, I've always wanted to make my own fic, and this was inspired by Doctor Wheel's My Fortress Academia, that malfunctioning teleporter part was inspired by Doctor Wheel's fic. Reviews appreciated thanks for reading! See ya next chapter YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!