The Life of a Samurai with Godly Powers in a Nutshell

by theshadowking7723

Chapter 1: A Boring Battle Samurai Sammy: DANG IT! WHY DO YOU KEEP USING YOUR GOSH DARN RELICS! Theodore Swords: because you can literally kill me with a slash, I'm storing your powers for stronger enemies! Samurai Sammy: THERE IS NO STRONGER ENEMIES! I AM LITERALLY THE STRONGEST IN THIS GALAXY! Theodore Swords: fine, I'll go back to my kingdom, ONLY! If you can defeat me in an

2. Chapter 2: SUMMONED THE FATE OF SAMURAIS

Chapter 2: SUMMONED THE FATE OF THE SAMURAI

Theodore Swords: THE SWORD LORD, I SHALL SUMMON YOU TO APPEAR IN THE GREAT BATTLE OF TWO STRONG SAMURAIS! ME BEING THE STRONG-

Samurai Sammy: You're not stronger, you know that right? Neither is sword-lord.

Theodore Swords: liar, I have proof!

Samurai Sammy: what? What's the proof, your imagination?

Sword-Lord: No, I am the proof.

Samurai Sammy: And you're not the proof.

Sword-Lord: ARE YOU DISRESPECTING THE SWORD-LORD?!

Samurai Sammy: Yeah, I am.

: How did I end up here?! Is there money?! Is this from plankton?!

Samurai Sammy: Who are you?!

: Wow, I really thought the whole world knew me!

Sword-Lord: perfect! A crab with a whole different art style to grant godly powers to end this universe and send me to the afterlife!

: oh really? Will I get money?

(suddenly the creator of every universe theshadowking7723 teleports in front of the battle wearing a cloak and holding "The Sword of Destiny")

Theshadowking7723: no one will get money, this battle could end every universe if your swords collide, has accidentally entered this multiverse, and if he interacts in this battle, we could all die.

Sword-Lord: So I can't fight them?

Theshadowking7723: no! You can't! It will cause our universe to be known as dysfunctional and then we will all die! The Twinkie God will literally just blow us up! I don't want to die! I'm not even 30 yet!

Sword-Lord: fine fine, what universe should we teleport to then?

: maybe to my universe?

Theshadowking7723: no, we have to teleport to a city or world which is habitable for EVERYONE.

Samurai Sammy: Quahog?

Theshadowking7723: w-n-what in the heck is quahog?

Samurai Sammy: like, Peter's universe?

Theshadowking7723: Griffin, or Parker?

Samurai Sammy: yeah, yeah, the first one.

Narrator: then! Sword-Lord opens a red portal! Leading straight to the city, QUAHOG!

Quahog…

(Sadly, Samurai Sammy disappeared in the portal, and was probably sent to a whole different universe and half of his body was turned into just nothing)

Theshadowking7723: weird, we might see him again anyways, who is that?

Goob: I'm goob, I'm also tired.

Theshadowking7723: what multiverse are you from?

Goob: meet the robinsons.

Theshadowking7723: oh, I remember when I had an epic battle with Lewis, but he didn't last long and evaporated into the sunset.

TO BE CONTINUED….