Author's Note: Phew, that recap pooped me out. Anyway, we got the race startin' up in this chap, so you betta NOT go anywhere if you MISS this one. We got the actual LAST racers joining to make the race exciting and heart pumping, and the next course is probably the craziest of them all. It's a hell lot crazier than ya think, so, well...read at your OWN risk. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: We own nothing official and all fan-made characters belong to their respectful owners. Man, I cn't believed that I am paid only .2 cents to just say the same line for every damn chapter...
"So tell us, doc," Peppy Ankylosaurus said, "How did you get here in the first place?"
Dr. Hoshi chuckled. "Well, it might not be accurate, but it was something along the lines of this."
The scene then faded to a flashback, with Peppy, Heppy, and the rest of the original Yoshi Kart crew listening.
Dr. Hoshi walked towards Yoshi. "Hey Yoshi," The purple Yoshisaurus said. He squinted to make sure that the green Yoshisaurus was Yoshi.
"Hey doc," Yoshi replied.
Dr. Hoshi continued to squint. "You ARE Yoshi, right?"
Yoshi nodded. "Yes sir, the one and only."
Dr. Hoshi sighed of relive. "Good. I just heard that you're entering in that new Yoshi Kart grand prix."
Yoshi smiled as he continued to add the finishing touches to his car. "You heard right, doc," Yoshi commented.
Dr. Hoshi looked at the car. "So, are you going to enter in this thing?"
"Yep," Yoshi said. He then thought of something. "Oh! Doc, doc!"
"Yes, Yoshi?" Dr. Hoshi asked.
"Watch this," Yoshi said, as he got into the car. "When I sit in this car, I become my own eyeball."
"Freaky…" Dr. Hoshi commented, surprised by the size of Yoshi's head being on a car.
"What's wrong with the car, doc?" Yoshi asked.
Dr. Hoshi waved his hands in apologized. "No! It's not that, it's just…seeing you in your own head is just…well, freaky."
"Oh." Yoshi mused.
Dr. Hoshi chuckled, and then he started to head off in another direction. "Well, good luck, Yoshi. I'll be looking forward to seeing you again."
"Okay, doc!" Yoshi shouted, as Dr. Hoshi left and Yoshi continued to fix his car for the Grand prix.
And we are seen back at the hotel room, where the Yoshi Kart characters have finished listening.
"So that's how it happened?" Peppy asked.
"Yep," Dr. Hoshi nodded.
Heppy yawned. "Well, we better get some sleep for tomorrow's race in the Lethal lava Volcano areas. After all, we're going to have to be fresh and cold to survive the heatd."
"Yeah," Yoshi said, as he and the others went into their beds.
"Good night, everyone," Birdo said, as the scene faded to black.
The next morning...
"MORNING, EVERYONE!" Master Hand shouted to everyone. They all came out of their hotel rooms, and they all gathered outside, as the next race was about to start at the hottest and probably one of the most hellish places in Dinosaur Land: Lethal Lava Volcano.
"We're ready to go when you are, Master Hand," Yoshi said, as the original 10 Yoshi Kart racers looked at each other and nodded.
"Good. Okay, everyone, we're going to have the last ACTUAL races come here. Now, reveal yourselves for the race." Master Hand announced.
Suddenly, a car full of familiar authors comes up.
"Hi, everyone! I'm Yugiohfreak!" The girl, who was in Yu-gi-oh clothes, shouted.
"I'm Gamer21!" Gamer21 said, as he waved.
"I'm Blazing Fool!" The man in fire clothes said.
"I'm Urby!" The guy next to Blazing Fool said.
"I'm Mr. Lefty!" The other man said, who was next to Yugiohfreak.
"I'm the great Eternal Smasher." The older man of the group said, as he bowed.
"You may all know me as Game2002." The 18-year-old added.
Finally, a weird looking man waved to the crowd. "And I'm Joebthegreat...and you all are sick fetishes... and you all have herpies..."
"..." Everyone silentely said, as they all looked at Job strangely.
"...Forgive Joeb. He's an idiot..." Yugiohfreak mused.
Master Hand sweatdropped. "Riiiight...moving right along..."
Suddenly, a huge green tank drove up, and a stuffed bear came out of it.
"Hello, everyone. I'm Snuggles." The stuffed animal said.
"Snuggles?" Everyone said in confusion.
Snuggles nodded. "That's right. You may remember me from the Battletanks commercial."
"Oh yeah." Everyone said at the same time.
"Right." Yoshi, Birdo, Peppy, Chad, and Shelia said.
"Hmph," Boshi mumbled.
"Gotcha." Heppy, Dr. Hoshi, Zirdo, and Bronto added.
"Well, I don't appreciate gettin' my arm fired, my body squashed, and one of my eyes blown out!" Snuggles yelled angrily.
"Yikes." Birdo said.
"Well, let's see how YOU all like it!" Snuggles angrily shouted, as he slammed the door on top of his tank.
"Oooookaay..." Master Hand said, as another car, being brown and yellow, came.
"Hi, everyone! I'm Dixie Kong!" Dixie Kong announced.
"And I'm Tooty!" Tooty shouted.
"We're just a couple of girls who want the competition." Dixie explained.
"Yep." Tooty added.
"Well, good luck to you two." Master Hand told them.
"Thanks." The two girls said.
Suddenly, the car with the Killer Instinct characters in it appeared.
"Okay, who are you?" Master Hand asked.
"What do you mean?" Black Orchid said.
"You don't know us?" Combo said.
"Nope." Birdo said.
"Not a clue." Shelia added.
Baby Mario rubbed his chin. "I think I know."
May nodded. "Good, cuz I don't."
"Neither do I." Kirby added.
"All right, who are we?" Glacius asked.
Baby Mario tried to say it, but he was stumped. "You're...um...er...hrmm..."
"Sheesh." Glacius moaned.
Combo stood up. "We are the-"
"NO! No, I'll get it...you're...um..." Baby Mario interrupted, as he tried to guess agaiin, but suddenly went back into confusion again.
"I don't think we know you." Yoshi said.
"WHAT?" Black Orchid shouted.
Max walked up to them. "Can ya give us a hint, perhaps?"
"Are you video-game characters?" Misty asked.
"WHAT?" Combo shouted in disbelief.
"I'M INSULTED!" Cinder angrily barked.
Misty frowned. "I guess that means yes."
"Oh! You're from Darkstalkers!" Pikachu shouts.
"I can't believe I'm hearing this..." Jago said, as he placed his hand on his forehead.
"WE ARE NOT DARKSTALKERS!" Cindo angrily shouted.
Diddy Kong placed his hands on his hips. "Then WHO the HELL are you?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The Killer Instinct characters screamed.
"Ooh! Ooh! You're from Street Fighter!" Bowser blabbered.
"We're from Rareware!" Riptor shaid.
"Mortal Kombat?" Homer asked.
"NO!" Black Orchid remarked.
Donkey Kong jumped up and down. "OOH! MACE: THE DARK AGES!"
Cinder's vein was about to explode. "Did we NOT just SAY that we're from RAREWARE?"
"Oh yeah." Donkey Kong said.
Spongebob shouted in encouragement. "Ooh! Ooh! You're from U-Pick Live!"
"ARE YOU DEAF?" Riptor yelled.
"For the third time, we're from Rareware!" Black Orchid corrected.
Spongebob frowned. "Oh."
Master Hand sighed. "We're wasting time."
Suddenly, right on the spot, Gruntilda and Klungo appeared in a Honda sportswagon.
"Hello, everyone! I'm Gruntilda Winkybunion! Ahahahahahaha!" Gruntilda cackled.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Banjo and Kazooie, as well as several of the other racers, shouted.
Gruntilda glared at them. "Shut up. And this green golbin friend of mine is Klungo." She said, pointing to Klungo.
Klungo waved to the audience. "Hello, huge audience. Me Klungo. Me and Misssstreesss going to win the race."
Mumbo rolled his eyes. "You have got to be kidding Mumbo."
"We're going to win the race." Gruntilda and Klungo said in unison.
"Good luck to you two." Master Hand told them.
"Thanks." The two said.
Suddenly, King Dedede came out, all alone.
"Hi, everyone! I'm King Dedede!" He said to the crowd.
Master Hand looked at King Dedede with shock. "Where's YOUR car?"
Baby Mario slapped his forehead. "God, please don't tell us that you don't HAVE one."
"Oh, I got one, all right. Wait here." King Dedede said, as his left eye twinkle, and he ran somewhere else.
"Hey, where is he goin'?" Master Hand asked.
Kirby shrugged. "Even I don't know."
"Let's continue," Master Hand said, as another car, with the Milleniumn items on it, appeared.
"Hello, everyone! I'm Marik!" Marik shouted, as he waved to the audience.
Yami Marik did the same thing Marik did, as he chuckled. "And I'm his psycho Yami, Yami Marik!"
"Oh great." Yami Yugi, Bakura, and Seto Kaiba moaned.
"You gotta be kiddin' me." Joey said in disbelief.
"We're going to BLOW away the competition!" Marik and yami Marik shouted, as they gave each other high fives.
Master Hand rolled his eyes, or rather his hand in his case. "That's nice to know."
Baby Mario nodded. "Yeah, it sure is...WHAT THE?"
Everyone looked up to see a HUGE machine coming down.
"It's a bird!" Yoshi said.
"It's a plane!" May shouted.
"It's a frog-a!" Mario said.
Everyone stared blankly at mario. "A frog?"
Suddenly, Underdog came flying through. "No, it's just little ol' me-"
Before he could finish, the huge machine bumped into him, thus killing him as well.
Birdo examed it a bit closer, to see who it was. "It's...KING DEDEDE AND ESCARGOON?"
"Hello, everybody!" Escargoon said, as he waved. The huge machine came down at a slow distance, and then finally landed.
"Damn it, I'm late!" Superman, with the audience wacthing him, cursed.
King Dedede chuckled. "Heh, what'cha think about THIS baby?"
Wizpig was in awe. "Dawg, Dedede. That's awesome!"
"You went all out!" King Kong, excited, shouted.
"Thanks." King Dedede commented.
"We're gong to win this race with ease." Escargoon said.
"Well, good luck to you," Master Hand said to them.
King Dedede smiled, when he saw the Killer Instinct crew. "What's Darkstalkers doin' here?"
"THAT'S IT! WE'RE KILLER INSTINCT!" The Killer Instinct characters all shouted at the same time.
Heppy stared at them blankly. "...No, that's not right."
"YES IT IS!" The KI crew shouted once more.
"Remember that commercial where the guy was chainsawin' the arcade?" Combo told them.
"And where those kids were swearin' about the game, but they were censored?" Riptor added.
"OH!" Everyone xcept the KI crew said.
"DAMN, what the hell happened to you guys?" Pikachu asked.
"Yeah, three games and you're leased for life." Peppy Ankylosaurus pointed out.
Yoshi nodded. "It's been some time, hasn't it?"
Cinder rubbed the back of his head. "Yeah, but our contract with Rareware didn't go well."
Master Hand sighed. "That's nice, but we got a race to get onto. And we're runnin' outta time here."
Suddenly, a familiar man that people who play the Legend of Zelda should know about appears, without a car. "Hello."
Link gasped. "OH GOD NO! NOT HIM AGAIN!"
"State your name." Master Hand asked.
"I go by many names, but you may call me Steve." The wandering man said.
Master Hand looked at him suspiciously. "All right...Steve."
Suddenly, right at that minute, Dora the Explorer and Boots appeared.
"Hola! I'm Dora the Explorer!" Fora shouted.
"And I'm her assistant, Boots!" Boots added.
"That's nice to know." Master Hand sarcasticly said.
Right at that moment, both Tiff and Tuff from the Kirby cartoon showed up on a wheelie.
Tiff waved. "Hi everyone! I'm Tiff!"
"And I'm Tuff!" Tuff said, as he also waved.
"We wanted to join so that we can help Kirby!" Tiff saud.
Tuff nodded. "Yeah, and you never leave your buddies behind!"
Kirby blushed. "Aw...thanks, guys."
At that moment, Humba Wumba arrived, with Brentilda and Jamjars.
"Me Humba Wumba. Me best shaman in race." Humba said.
Mumbo jumped in surprise. "WHAT? Mumbo kick Humba butt."
"Mumbo is Lumbo." Humba taunted.
"Humba is DUMBA." Mumbo retorted.
"Quite! Can't you see that we're in a race?" Jamjars shouted.
"Jamjars?" Bottles said, looking at his brother in awe.
Jamjars nodded. "That's right, Sergeant Bottles, and I also brought another friend of mine."
Jamkjars pointed to Brentilda, Gruntilda's nicer sister.
"Hi, everyone. I'm Brentilda." Brentilda said calmly to the audience.
Master Hand smiled. "My, do you look lovely."
"Thank you, Master Hand." Brentilda replied.
Taj chuckled. "What are you doing AFTER this race?"
"TAJ!" Everyone else except Brentilda, Taj, and master Hand shouted.
"What?" Taj replied.
"Can you get your mack on later? I wanna race." Baby Mario said.
"Yeah, me too." Tails said.
"Okay, okay," Taj apoligized.
"Hey, do you hear that?" Heppy said, as everyone heard a 'wahay'.
"Oh no..." Banjo moaned. 'Don't tell me that's..."
Before Banjo could finish, Boggy the Polar Bear showed up on his sleigh.
"Oh no," banjo groaned.
'Wahay! I'm Boggy! And I'm gonna whup y'all and tkae that trophy," Boggy said.
"Interesting," Master Hand and Taj complimented.
Suddenly, a car made out of pipes appeared, and the two characters in it were Pete Piranha and King Boo.
"Hello, everyone! I'm Petey Piranha!" Petey Piranha announced, as he waved.
King Boo also waved to the audience, who were cheering for them. "And I am King Boo! We're here for the competition."
"That's perfect." Master Hand said.
Rodan then came down next to Godzilla and Anguirus, tired after his loooong trip. "Huff...puff...I finally found you two here. Thank God."
"Rodan?" Godzilla said in disbelief.
"You came all the way here, just for us?" Anguirus asked.
Rodan nodded. "Yes, that's right."
"And it seems as if you got company."Anguirus said, pointing to a few cars coming up from nowhere.
"What?" Rodan said, turning around to see a few cars behind him.
Mothra came out and waved the the huge audience. She smiled. "Hi, everyone! I'm Mothra, and me and my pals, including Rodan, are joining the race!"
"Oh lord..." Rodan moaned, as he just wanted to get Godzilla and Anguirus to come back, not be a part of the race itself.
Battra came up, next to Mothra. "I'm Battra, Mothra's new boyfriend."
Mothra giggled. "Aw, Battra, you don't have to tell them."
Battra blushed. "yeah, but at least they know..."
Destroyah came up. "And I an Destroyah. And we're going to win with ease!"
"Congratulations. You guys are the last ones here. Now the race can begin!" Master Hand announced.
"YEAH!" Everyone shouted happily.
"But first, the rules." Master Hand said.
"WHAT?" Everyone shouted in disbelief.
Master Hand took out a small card. "The rules are simple. The winner will be determined by the number of points they obtain. In each stage, the first place winner will get the highest number of points depending on how many racers there are in this race, 2nd place gets the second highest number of points, 3rd place gets the third highest number of points, and so forth. Each stage will have their own way of stopping you from winning. If you're car is destroyed or for some reason you cannot race anymore, you are officially eliminated. In between each stage there will be three Chance Times (From Mario Party). This will help any last place people catch up in points. If you are caught cheating, you will be disqualified. Those are the rules." Master Hand finished, as he threw the card away.
"Cool," Peppy Ankylosaurus said.
"And now, the race can begin." Master Hand said.
"YEAH!" Everyone shouted.
Master Hand announced, "The race shall be in the hottest area known in Dinosaur land: Lethal lava Volcano."
"Oooh." The audience gushed.
Yoshi shuddered. "Gulp...that volcano brings back many terrible memories..."
Sonic too shuddered a bit. "Seems like it's not a place to mess around."
Master Hand floated on top of the floating platfrom and started to announce. "The racers shall race through the entrance to the 1st volcano, then travl around Lava Lake, then go into the 2nd volcano, travel downwards to the Magma Falls, and finally enter the 3rd and travel upwards and across the huge bridge to reach Seaside Mountain, which is where the finish line will be."
"Racers, you got 15 minutes to prepare yourselves." Taj said to the racers.
"Which starts right now." Both Taj and Master Hand announced.
Peppy was fixing up his engine, as he looked at Yoshi. "Hey Yoshi, are you prepared to face sudden ambushes?" The yellow Ankylosaurus asked.
Yoshi turned to Peppy and replied, "Yep. Let's just hope there isn't TOO many ambushes..."
"I bet Eggman might have a few traps in store for us..." Sonic said, as he looked under his car.
Peppy laughed and headed back to his car.
Yoshi finished checking his engine and closed it.
"Well, let's get ready to reach the top," Dr. Hoshi said.
Yoshi nodded. "Yep."
"We're officially ready!" Clario shouted.
Peppy nodded. "Yeah, we're going to win with ease.
"Oh, is that so?" Boshi taunted.
"Don't count your heads yet," Heppy said.
Sonic chuckled. "You'll probably be jealous of what I can do."
"Oh really, faker?" Shadow smirked.
Sonic growled. 'Shut up, Shadow!"
Knuckles chuckled. "I sense trouble."
"Yeah! It's time to race!" Rocky shouted.
"Um..Rocky...why haven't we got as much screen time as the others?" Twilight asked.
"Don't worry, Twilight, we'll be the ones to win this race!" Rocky said back. Twilight smiled.
"All ready, Spice?" Anna asked.
Spice smiled, as he gave Anna a thumbs up and hopped into the driver's seat.
"I'm ready, Anna," Spice said, "Are you ready?"
Anna chuckled. "I was born ready, baby."
"Well so have I, and you don't see ME complaining!" Nevis shouted at Anna.
The Yu-gi-oh gang were doing some pretty crazy stuff, and you don't know crazy until you see several characters do, well, crazy stuff.
Yami Yugi is juggling his glass eyes, giggling like a little child.
Mewlon screams in horror as she watches.
Tea gulps. "Does that mean...Yugi's eyes are glass too?"
"Yep." Yugi simply says, as he juggles his glass eyes.
Joey shakes his head in disbelief. "Jeeze lousise."
Mai nodded in agreement. "I'm so glad that Joey doesn't have any glass eyes."
Serenity rubbed her head in confusion. "But...how can they see their cards and the people around them?"
"AHA! Yugi's secret is out!" Seto shouted, as he laughed his butt off.
Yugi frowned at Seto's discovery. "Aw man."
Serenity just watched in horror. "I...can't take this anymore..." She said, as she faints.
Mewlon and Tea faint as well, which brings the attention of Yugiohfreak and Gamer21.
"What do you think is goin' on over there?" Yugiohfreak asked.
Gamer21 shrugged. "Beats the living crap outta me."
"Oh! Oh! Maybe they're doing a circus act!" Caliban unintelligentelly blabbered.
Yugiohfreak and Gamer21 stared blankely at Caliban.
Mai moaned at the sight of the Yamis and Hikaris juggling their glass eyes. "Ugh! I think I'm going to be sick..."
Seto just watched in disbelief. "Now THIS is getting wierd..."
Mokuba nodded, also in disbelief. He then thought of something. "Uh...didn't you used to wear glass eyes too, Seto?"
Seto shuddered. "Please don't remind me about that, Mokuba."
"Oh geeze," Master Hand moaned.
Rebecca in the audience, cries in horror. "Yugi has glass eyes!"
Master Hand sighed. "Okay, time's up!" He shouted.
"What?" Everyone except the Yu-gi-oh characters said.
"You didn't even get to the others characters yet!" Cream squealed.
"Ah well," Master Hand shrugged.
Taj held up a shotgun. "Ready... set... GO!" Taj announced, as he fired the shotgun, and all of the racers zoomed/ran out of the stadium and headed into a warp portal that led to the entrance to the Lethal Lava Volcano area.
Author's Note: What'cha think, huh? An interesting beginnning to the next race. Yep. S those are OFFICIALLY the last racers. I mean it. I wanted them to be in the race too, so I quickly did this chap. Thank you for appreciating it. Now, if you excuse me, I got a race to write!