Author's Note: Well, here you folks go! It took me 3 days to figure out the first part of this, but what the hey. I hope you enjoy it! And let's see... this making 5 races? Only 2 more races to go before the final race! Too much 4 you to handle, like the 6 or so things I planned out of 7 grand memes? Well 8 that just a problem, yes? 9 it isn't as harmful like 1. Or maybe there's 0 logic to this to go and 10 to. Lol, anyway just to get the word count up, here's even more! So, uh, well, it's time to start the next part of the Lethal Lava Volcano race! Don't worry, this part is way bigger and better than the intro to it. Let's see how the racers will do against each other. And just to let you know, this chap will mostly focus on the Yoshi Kart racers, the Diddy Kong Racers, the Spongebob Squarepants characters, and some of the other racers as well. But mostly the redundant bunch that I just listed. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: (Sigh) Why must I always explain to morons like you? Oh yeah. Because you have no brains. Why haven't I figured that out. Here we go. We own nothing except the name and the made up characters.
P.S. Oh yeah, and Silver Horror? We already have enough announcers, as Taj from DKR is too an announcer. And Gin is also a racer. Plus, Yoshi Kart has a theme song already, but thanks for the feedback, though.
Disclaimer: On that additional note, since I get an extra bit to say something, today is officially my last day here, so I'm going to sign off with one last sentence. We own nothing official and all fan-made characters/authors/miscellaneous belong to their rightful owners. And the Yoshi Kart racers belong to some guy no one cares about and Nintendo. Why because they said so. See ya! (Takes a taxi cab and zooms off)
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Humph. Well that was rude. He didn't even say goodbye to me.
"You know, I think they could spice this while race up," Arceus asked Dry Bowser as they were watching the Lethal Lava Volcano race from the top of the Grumble Volcano, the crater being filled to the brim with red molten magma.
"Yeah, with actual racing bits and less useless shit like the author note's above us," Dry Bowser pointed out as he adjusted the television screen, with it being a wide screen high definition television set that was on a metallic stick somehow.
Meanwhile, back in Dinosaur Land where the fiery racing action actually was, everyone has successfully made it through the warp portal and have made it onto the entrance of the fiery path to the first volcano of Lethal Lava Volcano. All the racers have to do is go through the drawbridge, with hangs above 100 feet of lava.
"You're saying like that is a bad thing," Heppy Ankylosaurus said to the anonymous voice (AKA me.).
Yeah, I know. Anyway, the leaders of the race are the Yoshi Series/Diddy Kong Racing bosses as usual, with Rocky/Twilight and Peppy/Clario behind.
"Gotta think how we can knock down these losers," Peppy said to himself.
Clario took out a balloon full of takes. He looked at Peppy. "Does a balloon with tacks sound like a pretty sweet idea, Peppy?"
Peppy scratched his head. "Maybe. Why?" Peppy asked.
"Watch and learn, my fine yellow Ankylosaurus friend," Clario said, as he threw the balloon behind him, and the balloon busted. Rocky/Twilight came into contact with the balloon, and they were unfortunately sent crashing.
"Owie!" Rocky said. "Quick! We gotta fix this car!"
"Got it!" Twilight shouted, as they started to fix up the car in a matter of a few minutes.
Clario looked at Peppy and grinned. "You see? Peace of cake."
"Sweet," Peppy said, as hey sped off after the bosses.
Boshi was riding behind King Dedede/Escargoon and Snuuggles. he wouldn't let them pass. "Hey chumps, have you ever seen a huge machine or tank soar flying before?"
Snuggles turned around. "Yes! No. Why?"
Boshi chuckled as he took out a mine and threw it into Snuggles's tank. "Well, happy landings!" Boshi said, as he laughed and zoomed away.
Snuggles screamed as his tank exploded, and sent the stuff animal flying. Unfortunately, King Dedede and Escargoon were also caught in the explosion, and were also tossed up into the air in the process.
Sonic meanwhile was zooming along behind Boshi. He took out a mushroom.
"Let's speed!" Sonic said to Amy, as he tossed the mushroom into the engine, and caused their car to pass Boshi.
Amy waved at Boshi. "How does it feel to be behind a pair of hedgehogs?"
Boshi growled, but noticed that the Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses have stopped because of something. Boshi smirked. "Hey hedgehogs!" Boshi shouted to them, "You better stop where you are!"
"Why?" Sonic said back, confused at what Boshi meant.
To answer Sonic's question, the car the hedgehogs were in suddenly fell down 100 feet into the lava, and started to burn severely by the lava.
"AHHH!" Sonic and Amy shrieked in horror.
Boshi laughed. "Those fools," Boshi said, "Can't they tell that you gotta stop once you reach the drawbridge? After all, the drawbridge is waaay high up the lethal firish liquid below."
"Yeah, I can't believe you didn't know that," Tyrannoyoshi Rex taunted.
Alec Trevylan was running along to catch up. He noticed Sonic and Amy doing nothing but watch in horror was they sank. Trevelyan chuckled. "Great," He said to himself, "With those hedgehogs gone, I can take the competition with ease."
Shadow meanwhile was coasting along behind Trevelyan. He saw what happened to Sonic/Amy, and he did not want to get in the same incident.
"I'll pass right by this guy," Shadow said, taking out a Chaos Emerald. "CHAOS CONTROL!" He then sped pass Alec Trevelyan and ended up speeding away.
Trevelyan growled in anger. "YOU DAMN HEDGEHOG!"
"SEE YA, SUCKAHS!" Shadow cackled. Suddenly, Shadow bumped into Ultra Brachio, which caused major damage for his car.
"Ouch..." Shadow moaned in pain.
The other bosses and Boshi turned around to see a flattened Shadow, pointed, and then laugh.
Alec Trevelyan arrived right at the moment, and he did the same thing Boshi and the Yoshi Series/Diddy Kong Racing bosses did. "Heh. That's what happens when you mess with a man with an AR33."
Snuggles and King Dedede/Escargoon came crashing down on top of Shadow at the same time, which completed the incident that Shadow hardly had time to avoid.
"Looks like the drawbridge is in very weak condidtion," Master Hand said. "The racers better find a way to get across."
"Get across? We can't even drive on that drawbridge," Bronto pointed out, since he was heavy enough.
"Just use a mushroom or a rocket," Yoshi told Bronto, as he and Dr. Hoshi used a few rockets and zoomed on the bridge. They have made it into the cave entrance to the first volcano.
Bronto tosses a mushroom into his engine and followed, as well as Boshi. Birdo, Zirdo, Shelia, and Heppy all did the same, plus Peppy and Clario too.
"All of the Yoshi Kart racers have manage to pass on through, but the bosses are just standing there," Master Hand said in shock, as he looked at the bosses, curious on why they weren't going.
"We don't need the drawbridge," Ultra Brachosaurus told Master Hand, as all of the YS/DKR bosses turned around and started running backwards. Then they went underground.
Master Hand sweatdropped. 'What are those guys thinking? They're going to lose."
All of the other rcaers noticed the huge hole that the bosses made, shrugged, and continued.
Godzilla studied the hole. "hey guys," He told his monster friends.
Mothra was curious and came up to Godzilla. "What is it, Godzilla?"
"We can barely go over the bridge, so we'll have to improvise," Godzilla told them.
Rodan nodded. "I see what Godzilla means. We'll fly over while you guys dig underground."
"Got it," Anguirus said, as both he and Godzilla went underground. The other 5 monsters (Mothra, Rodan, Varan, Destroyah, and Battra) opened their wings, placed their cars into orbs, and then flew over the drawbridge.
Master Hand watched as the monsters flew above the bridge and headed into the cave 50 above the drawbridge cave. "All right, all of the racers have manage to make it into the volcano, or at least MOST of the racers, anyway. Now, they shall go through the first volcano." Master Hand announced, as he and the Flying Audience Rocket (FAR) went into the same cave the flying monsters went into earlier.
"Doc," Yoshi remarked as he had his hands on his face, his elbows on the railings of the Turbo Yoshi, shaking his head. "It happened again, I can feel it in my tail."
Dr. Hoshi, who was currently driving and driving the Turbo Yoshi into the first Lethal Lava Volcano, sighed as he turned his head to Yoshi. "What is it this time, Yoshi?"
"Not only do I feel like something tinkered with this story again," Yoshi remarked as he let out a sigh. "But it feels like they're not as much racing action. Not to mention, we didn't even originally appear in this chapter."
And then Birdo zipped right past Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi, with Dr. Hoshi narrowing his eyes at Yoshi.
"Is that enough to shut you up?" Dr. Hoshi commented as he had an annoyed look on his face.
Yoshi sighed as he shrugged. "Yeah... it is."
Birdo murmured as she turned her head around, shrugging as she kept racing on the magma hardened path within the active red volcano. "Hmm... something is up with poor Yoshi... maybe I should ask him about it later..."
"Or you can ask me now," Yoshi suggested as he pulled up to Birdo, winking in a certain way.
"Seriously." Birdo said in disappointment.
"Uh... meow?" Yoshi shrugged while accidentally creating several spotted eggs, chuckling like an idiot.
Feeling disgusted by Yoshi's behavior, Birdo shoved a pink Birdo egg into Yoshi's face, taking off as Yoshi slowed down the car, with Dr. Hoshi wincing.
"Or maybe she could ask you later without you being a fucking creep," Dr. Hoshi pointed out as he folded his arms together, shaking his head in response to Yoshi's actions.
"All of the racers except for a few who shall not be named have made it into the first volcano, and shall proceed from there," Master Hand announced, as the camera zoomed in on Rocky and Twilight, who were trying to get the Babylon Hunters off their tails.
"You're going down!" Jet The Hawk shouted, as he tossed a bo-bomb fun pack at Twilight. "No one messes with the Babylon Rogues, the fastest birds in the sky!"
Twilight avoided the bobomb funpack as it exploded. Twilight sticked her eye and tounge out at the Babylon Hunters. "You guys missed! Nanunahnenehnau!" Twilight sang.
Wave growled. "We'll get pass you brats no matter what happens!"
"Heh, give us your best shot!" Rocky shouted, tossing a mushroom into the car engine and both Rocky/Twilight zoomed after Tails/Cream.
Tails turned around to see who it was. "Who in the- oh that's it." The fox turned to his rabbit girlfriend. "Fire the Koopa shells, Cream."
"Okay, Tails!" Cream said, as she tossed a few green shells back at Rocky's car. Rocky swerved around to avoid the green Koopa shells, but didn't have much luck with the guys behind her.
"Get ready... now!" Jet commanded, as the Babylon Hunters got together and whooshed on through the road, knocking Rocky/Twilight and Tails/Cream out onto the side track.
"Aw man," Twilight whined.
Tails held Cream protectively, as Cream cried, along with Cheese.
"Grrr... don't worry, Twilight," Rocky said, "Well get back at those no good birds."
Jet, Wave, and Storm laughed in unison as they approached Haru Glory and Oscar the Grouch.
Boshi and Bronto were once again competing against each other to see who was the best Yoshi Kart racer.
"Let's do this thing," Bronto said, as he rammed into Boshi.
Boshi rammed back and growled. "It would be my pleasure."
Boshi and Bronto sped ahead of Knuckles/Rouge as they compete against each other in a raging battle. Boshi takes out a mine and throws it into Bronto's car. Bronto kicks the mine out and rams hard into Boshi. Boshi snarls, as he takes out a few pins.
"Time for your car to pop," Boshi said, as he threw the pins at one of Bronto's tires, which caused it to deflate.
Bronto noticed this, and he wasn't too happy about it. "HEY!" He said, as he took out a Klaptrap and threw it into Boshi's engine.
The Klaptrap started biting into some wires, which made the car go slower. Boshi yelled in anger as Knuckles/Rouge passed.
"Touche," Knuckles said, looking at the intense battle.
"Shall we do the honors?" Rouge asked, as Shadow approached behind them.
Knuckles nodded. "It would be my pleasure, Rouge." He then threw several green Koopa shells at Shadow, which made him crash into the volcanic lava.
"AHHH!" Shadow shrieked, as Knuckles and Rouge laughed at Shadow's unfortunate incident.
Trevelyan was running behind Steve. He wouldn't be outdone.
"Hey Steve," Trevelyan called out, "You know what's the best thing to have at hand when you're running?"
Steve turned around. "What?" He replied.
Trevelyan laughed as he aimed his AR33 at Steve and started firing. "A gun! Especially an AR33!" Trevelyan taunted, as he laughed his way passed the injured Steve.
Steve grumbled to himself as he tried to recover his wounds.
Kirby and Banjo/Kazooie, who are coming up behind Trevelyan, are also engaged in a battle, much like Boshi and Bronto before. They clash at each other from the sides violently, setting sparks on loose.
"Calm down, Kazooie!" Banjo shouts as his feathered companion. "Someone is gonna get injured!"
Kazooie scoffed. "That's what I'm wanting to do, you dumbnut!" She said, as she fired grenade eggs at Kirby's car.
Kirby tried his best to avoid the grenade eggs, but one of them hit his engine, and Kirby's car started to slow down a bit.
"No way am I gonna lose to you two! First place is mines!" Kirby barks back, as he crashes his TAC against the side of Banjo's car.
Banjo and Kazooie ram back into Kirby's car, and Kirby does the same. But after a couple more of clashing, Kazooie decides to go ahead and not waste time here.
"Forget this crap! It's a waste of time for us dealing with a stupid puffball like you! We're going after Trevelyan!" Kazooie shouts.
Banjo decided to agree with Kazooie on this one. "Yeah, we already got enough problems, thank you very much!" He says to Kirby, as they zoom off.
Kirby growls as he sees Banjo/Kazooie zooming towards Trevelyan. "You're not getting away!" He shouts.
Kirby then presses a button and TAC begins firing laser beams at Banjo/Kazooie, who are able to dodge them by moving left to right.
"All right, no more Mrs. Nice Guy!" Kazooie shouts, as she fires Clockwork Eggs at Kirby.
Kirby screams as he gets bombarded by the powerful element eggs. Banjo, however, doesn't like Kazooie's aggressive behavior, and he ushes her to stop.
"Kazooie! Please stop! Kirby's going to get more than burn injuries if he gets hit!" Banjo retorts.
Kazooie hits Banjo on the head with the backpack on the car's floor. "You shut up and let me do the hard stuff!" Kazooie shouts back.
Banjo growls as he rubs his head. "I won't let you destroy Kirby!" Banjo shouts.
He then grabs the eggs and tries to steal it from Kazooie. Kazooie is surprised by this, as she tries to hang on to her eggs.
"Hey! What the hell are you doing? Let go!" Kazoie shouts.
"No!" Banjo rejects. "I won't let you hurt Kirby!"
Because the two drivers inside are fighting, the movement of Banjo's car becomes awkward and it eventually crashes off the course and tumbles along the ground.
Kirby smiles as he sees Banjo/Kazooie eliminated, but before too long, he eventually crashed into James Bond's tank. "Ouch..." Kirby moans.
Birdo sees this, and she also stops. She looks at James Bond. "Mr. Bnd, what's going on?" She asks.
James Bond turns to Birdo, as he is also pointing to a sign nearby. "All of the others have stopped because of the sign there."
"Why?" Birdo asked again.
"Because that sign says to watch for hot lava monsters," James Bond tells her.
Heppy sweatdrops. "Hot lava monsters?"
At that moment, hot lava monsters come out, and they run all over the race track. James Bond, Birdo, and Heppy all drive carefully as they try to avoid the monsters.
"I see what you mean," Heppy said.
Birdo sighed. "Well, it's a good thing that we drove carefully."
"Yep," James Bond said, as he got back into his tank.
But ironically, right at that moment, tapping came be heard on the top of his tank door.
"Guh?" Birdo says, surprised at Trevelyan, who's sitting on top of James Bond's tank.
"What the hell?" Heppy says in disbelief.
James Bond looks around, when he notices that someone is on top of his tank. "This is making me remember something that happened before."
"Because it has happened in a race we've had, James," Alec Trevelyan replied.
"Alec, you're trying this stunt again?" James says in disbelief.
Trevelyan jumps to the gun part of the tank and chuckles. "That's right, Bond. I'm tanking here until we get ahead."
"Oh no you're not, Trevelyan, not like before." Bond said, raising the gun part of the tank and sending Trevelyan into the sky.
Trevelyan chuckles and says, "My plan worked like a charm. Now if I can just reach the wing..." But suddenly, he bumps into the windshield of the Flying Krock, since it was in front of the Star Fox.
"...Oh for fuck's sakes, not again..." King K. Rool groaned while slapping his forehead.
Baron sighed while piloting the copter. "Looks like someone will have to get him down from there..."
"...I'll do it," Kaptain volunteered, as he used his teleportation gun and appeared on the windshield of the Flying Krock, picked up Trevelyan, and teleported back.
Birdo just shook her head after adjusting her red bow on her pink dinosaur head. "Well, there goes one odd thing after another."
"Yep," Heppy adds while nodding in agreement.
"Well, we better speed up and catch up to the leaders," James suggests, as he, Birdo, and Heppy pass by under the Flying Krock and try to catch up.
Megaman/Gin/Protoman, Diddy Kong, and Conker are a good distance behind the Mario brothers. Diddy slams the side of his car against Megaman's robotic car.
"Take that!" Diddy shouts. "This is for Rareware!"
Megaman growls. "How dare you!" He shouts, as he aims his cannon at Diddy and starts firing.
"Take this!" Gin shouts, as she presses a button on the controls and the side of the robotic car opens, revealing guns.
As Diddy slows down to refresh his car after being hit, Diddy sees the guns and quickly slows down even more, but then he goes behind the robotic car to avoid the gunshots.
"Hey! Your opponent isn't only him!" Protoman says to Gin and Megaman, pointing to Conker.
Conker laughs as he taunts then. "Hey losers, you got a flat tire!"
"We do?" Gin says, looking around.
Conker takes out a pin and throws it at one of the Robotic car's tires.
POP!
The wheel bursts open and the robotic car's movement becomes awkward.
"Gah! What do you think you're doing!" Protoman shouts.
"You're pay!" Megaman shouts also, as he, Gin, and Protoman quickly start fixing their car.
Diddy, who is now behind Conker, turns around to see Anna/Spice. Diddy slowly stops his car to let Anna/Spice catch up, and then he delivers a powerful tailwhip against the side of Anna's car, creating a dent on it.
"GAH!" Anna shrieks, as he looks at Diddy. "That wasn't nice!"
"Anna, we gotta do something about him! That monkey is gonna mess us up!" Spice shouts.
Anna growls. "We'll see that it is HE who gets messed up!" She shouts, as she takes out a balloon and pops it, revealing a button. She presses the button and suddenly, the back of the caropens, and several bombs roll out towards Diddy.
"ACK!" Diddy cries. He has no time to avoid the bomb, as they came so suddenly, and the bombs all hit him and explode.
BANG! BLAM! BOOM! NUKE! EXPLODE! DESTROY!
"AHH!" Diddy screams, as he is sent into the lava, and a few lava monsters start trashing up the car and beating up Diddy.
Conker gasps in horror, of seeing his friend being beaten up. "NO! NOT DIDDY!"
"HAHEAHAWHAUHAEA! HE GOT BLASTED!" Spice laughes, as she watches Diddy Kong being pushed about by the hot lava monsters.
"It serves him right!" Anna shouts, "Now it's that ugly squirrel's turn!"
Upon hearing that remark, Conker glares at Anna and Spice fiercely. "HOW DARE YOU HURT MY FRIEND AND CALL ME UGLY!" Conker shouts, as Anna/Spice pass him.
Conker approaches behind the car. He reaches his hand to the back of the car door and tears it off!
"WHAT THE!" Spice shouts in disbelief.
Anna screams. "How on earth did you tear off the door so easily?"
Conker chuckles in a sinister manner. "I'll show you the power of the dragon genes within my body!"
Anna looks strangely at Conker. "What in God's name are you talking about?"
Conker takes out a Max Revive with a Magic potion and throws it behind him. In a few matter of minutes, Diddy Kong returns, all clean and healthy! Even his car is in top notch condition!
"I'M BAAACK!" Diddy shouts, as he waves at Anna and Spice.
Anna growls. "Oh is that so, pretty boy?" She says, as she throws a mine into Diddy's car, causing it to explode.
Diddy moans as he gets back up and zooms towards Anna. The wooden covering of his car has been burned off, revealing the engines underneath, yet the car is still running, but not for long…
"Are you okay, bro?" Conker asks.
"I'm all right, bruh!" Diddy shouts out, as he gives Conker a thumbs up.
Conker smiles as he also gives Diddy a thumbs up. He is glad to see his best friend alive and well. "Diddy! Thank God, you're safe! You had me worried!" Conker shouted.
Right at that moment, Diddy, Conker, and even Anna/Spice see another person on a skateboard, riding besides Diddy.
"I knew something like this would happen soon!" Shouted the person, who appears to be a certain yellow spiky haired jackass.
"BART SIMPSON?" Anna, Spice, Conker, and Diddy shout in unison and disbelief.
Bart nodded. "Yep, that's me, the one and only! I had Prof. Frink prepared this skateboard to fly beforehand for me, in case something happened to my special speeder! Now I can still go on with the race!"
"It appears that Bart Simpson is still in the race, but this time on a fast-moving skateboard! And now, they all travel behind the Mario brothers, who are behind the Flying Krock, Birdo, Heppy, and James Bond!" Taj announces, who is announcing while Master Hand is recording down everything on his little notebook.
Because the car is starting to fail, Diddy hops off his wrecked car and onto the back of Anna's car. He reaches for the wires that help support the engine, and with all his strength and might, rips all of the wires out with his tailwhip!
"Hiya! Not so much of a racer, huh?" Diddy says, as he does it again. And then he takes out his Peanut Gun and starts firing peanuts at it directly on the engine, causing the engine to sputter and explode!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"YAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Anna and Spice scream.
"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Spice blurts out.
"WHAT'S HAPPENING!" Anna shrieks, shocked by the sudden outburst on the engine behind her and several metal pieces and wires thrown at her and Spice.
Spice looks back and sees the back of the car, completely devastated!
"YOU GUYS ARE WRECKING AND RUINING OUR CAR!" Spice angrily shouts.
"CURSE YOU ALL!" Anna adds, as the car starts approaching the lava.
Boshi and Bronto, who are back in the race, appear behind the group. They are still trying to overpass each other.
"Whatever you can do, I can do better!" Boshi said, as he slashed the side of Bronto's car.
Bronto gasped. "You monster!" He shouts, as he takes out a truckload of donuts. He then throws them into Boshi's car engine, which causes it to sputter and the car start malfunctioning.
Boshi snarls. "I'll show you!"
"Bring it!" Bronto taunts. The two dinosaurs then proceed to ram into each other, as they pass Diddy, Anna/Spice, Bart Simpson, and Conker.
"I'm stronger," Boshi growls.
"As likely as a pile of hay," Bronto remarks back.
Bronto then took out a small stick and threw it in the engine of Boshi's car. The stick caused the engine to explode, and Boshi ended up behind as the other racers passed him. However, Boshi took out a star and put it in his engine. A few seconds later, the engine recovers and Boshi's car zooms passed other racers. Eventually, Boshi is face-to-face with Bronto.
"You're not going to win that easily," Boshi says.
"You think so?" Bronto asks.
"OH YEAH!" Boshi shouts back.
The Kool-Aid guy, who's with the audience inside the Viewing Rocket, jumps to the top of the screen and yells, "STOP STEALING MY TRADEMARK PHRASE!"
"Now you know how I feel," Goofy grumbled.
Boshi and Bronto continue to proceed as the hot lava monsters reappear and wreck havoc.
"Take this! And that! Beat it, you hot lava losers!" Conker taunts, as he tries to get rid of as many lava monsters as possible.
Sonic, meanwhile, was quickly rocketing to front of the race, after a few mushroom pick me ups from Amy.
"I can see them!" Amy shouts, pointing at the battle in front of them.
"I can see it too," Sonic agreed. Sonic then pushed a button on his dashboard and the floor opened up near his feet.
"Hang on," Amy," Sonic said.
"You got it!" Amy said, as she held onto a grabbable object.
Sonic then turned around to the front. "Eat your heart out, Fred Flinstone." He put his feet through and started to run on the road. His super speed gave his car a HUGE boost.
Fred Flintstone, who happened to be in the audience, watched with shock. His trademark thing was used. "Hey, how come I can't do that?"
"Cause you're slow, Fred," Barney Rubble teased, as he laughed.
"Go Homer!" Barney Gumble said, as he drank beer and burped afterwards.
Homer Simpson, who was coasting behind Sonic and Amy the whole time, waved to the Viewing Rocket. "You got it, Barney!
"Let's win this race!' Abe said, as Homer sped towards the other racers in front of him.
The Koopa Kids were also behind Sonic/Amy, and they prepared to fire.
"All right, guys, get into the battleships!" Ludwig instructed.
Bowser Junior took one of the most powerful battleships in the ship as Morton Jr. also jumped in. "We're ready to go," Bowser Jr. said.
Morton nodded. "Yeah. Time to whup some butt."
The Koopa Kids then exited their ship and started to go after the others in their battleships. Ludwig was the only Koopaling to look after the ship.
"ROB 79, can you give us a perspective look on the status of the race?" Ludwig asked.
"Yes, Master Ludwig," The computer said, as it showed different screens about the race. "Right now, we are all in the front. the leaders are the Yoshi Series Bosses and Diddy Kong Racing bosses. Right behind them are Bowser's group, Wizpig, and King Kong. We are behind Sonic/Amy, and approaching us is Godzilla and Anguirus, followed by Shadow the Hedgehog."
"Thanks, Rob," Ludwig commented, as he ran into the machinery room and uploaded some ammo into the cannons. He then started firing at the racers in front of him, as well as the walls of the volcano and the hot lava creatures. The lava creatures growled as they got much more bigger and more powerful. The volcano itself started to shake in rage as steam started to pour in.
"It's hard to see with this steam in front of us," Larry said. "
Yes it is. let's just get out of here and win the race," Roy said, as the Battleships zoomed ahead of the racers below to catch up.
Lemmy, however, slowed down a bit, and let the S. S. Koopa pass by. Lemmy was to hold off any other problems, in case things went wrong.
Diddy hops inside Anna's car and grabs the wheel, trying to take it from Anna.
"Gimme the wheel and let me drive!" Diddy shouts.
"WHAT?" Spice screams.
"Why should I?" Anna replies. "This is my car!"
Anna then smacked Diddy in the face. Diddy growled, and he bit Anna's hand. Spice couldn't take it and jumped on top of Diddy. She started to beat down Diddy's skull with a gem. Diddy grabbed Spice and stretched her. Anna jumped on Diddy, and a brawl ensued. The three of them fight for the wheel, steering it left to right, thus, causing the car to sway around in a wavy path. Both Conker and Bart quickly drive ahead to avoid getting hit by the mad car.
"This is getting INTENSE now..." Conker said.
Bart nodded. "Yeah. At least it couldn't be worse."
Suddenly, the volcano that everyone was in erupted, and hot lava started to seap from the walls.
"Oh great," Conker moaned.
Bart slapped his forehead and groaned. "Me and my big mouth."
Charture, Amanda, and Silver were right behind Marik and Yami Marik. "Okay, let me handle these clowns," Amanda said, as he took out a red Koopa shell. She threw it at the Tomb Keeper's car, which caused it to pummel into the air.
"GAH!" Marik shrieked.
"See ya later, suckahs!" Charter taunted.
"YAH!" Yami Marik screamed, as their car crashed into a nearby wall.
Amanda cheered, and Silver said, "Way to go, Amanda! You sure showed them who's boss!"
Amanda turned to Silver and she kissed him. "Awww! Thanks, Silvie!" Amanda squealed, as Silver blushed a deep red. Charture said nothing and the car sped off into 23rd place.
Knuckles/Rouge were fighting to move past the other racers with Rouge launching koopa shells at the racers ahead.
"Damn it, these guys never give up!" Rouge moaned.
Knuckles growled, as he saw Birdo catch up. "Then maybe we have to turn the heat on..." He launched a couple of more green shells back of him, and thye were heading towards Birdo.
Birdo saw this just in time. She easily avoided the Koopa shells and threw her Birdo eggs at Knuckles's car. The impact of the eggs caused the car to combust.
"Yes! Now only three more racers to go!" Birdo cheered, as she passed by them, followed closely by Heppy Ankylosaurus and James Bond.
Knuckles ended up face first in Rouge's cleavage when he came back down. "Oh yeah...this is the life..." he said to himself.
"Knuckles!" Rouge shouted, blushing madly, as Knux landed in between her breasts.
The Chaotix was coming in from behind. They have noticed Knuckles and Rouge, who were both down on the race track. They shrugged, and spotted Mumbo and Bottles.
"Hey guys, look's like we have a couple of easy targets," Charmy announced.
"Check out the witch doctor and four-eyed mole!" Espio jeered. "Let's blow them off of the road!"
Vector started launching a stream of koopa shells at Mumbo/Bottles.
"Eat this!" Vector shouted at the pair.
Bottles overheard Espio's comment, and this pissed him off. "Nearsighted, eh? Take this!" Bottles shouted, as he threw missiles at the Chaotix.
Mumbo used his magic to revert the Koopa shells back at the Chaotix. "Chaotix have no knowledge of Mumbo's skills," Mumbo said triumphally.
Espio started swerving the car around to avoid the shells and missiles. "Woah! What the hell?" Espio exclaimed.
Mumbo fired several more spells at the Chaotix. Their car was hit, and the Chaotix crashed into a nearby tree.
"Haha! Mumbo kick Chaotix ass," Mumbo said, as he and Bottles sped off.
Charmy weakly opened his eyes, and he said, "Woah...am I in heaven?"
"No..." Vector groaned. "Our car just go trashed...and look at our driver." He pointed to a dazed Espio.
Tomo-Chan ran to Espio and slapped him hard. "Wake up, Espio! This is no time to be sleeping!" Tomo-Chan yelled.
Espio snapped out of the daze immediately. "WOAH!" He exclaimed, as he ran towards the damaged car.
His speed kicked in and he stated to repair the car. He finished in 9 seconds due to his ninja speed.
"Thank God for Espio," Charmy said, as he smiled.
"No time for that. We have to win ourselves a race!" Darth Fade-R barked at Charmy.
Charmy lowered his head.
Espio quickly hustled Vector, Charmy, Tomo-Chan, and Darth Fade-R into the car as he started it up, and pulled back onto the road. "Mushrooms! I need mushrooms!"
Vector started supplying Espio with Mushrooms, that boost the car's speed, allowing them to catch up.
Bowser turned around to see Birdo, Heppy, and James Bond. "Oh geeze..."
"You have GOT to be kidding me," Wario said in disbelief as he was picking his nose.
"Time to give them a whuppin'!" Donkey Kong and Ganondorf shouted in unison as they both flexed their muscles, with Ganondorf looking ridiculous.
Mewtwo prepared a Shadow Ball. "This will take them out permanently," He said, as he threw it a Birdo.
Birdo avoided the Shadow Ball, but unfortunately, it hit James Bond. "Oh no! Mr. Bond!"
"YAAAH!" James Bond shouted, as he crashed into the lava.
"Oh no! He's going to burn!" Heppy said.
"Ouch," King Kong commented, as he started running again.
Wizpig also felt it was painful and started to catch up to King Kong. "Wouldn't want to be THAT guy."
Birdo and Heppy stopped their cars to help James Bond out.
"I'll go get as many aid kits as possible!" Heppy shouted, as the purple Ankylosaurus started to search for aid kits.
Birdo turned to James Bond. "Don't worry, Mr. Bond! We'll get you out as soon as possible!"
James Bond smiled. "Thank you two. I owe you one," he said.
"Save it for later, James, we gotta get you and your car out before you're BOTH charbroiled!" Heppy said, as tried to carry as much aid kits as he could.
"I wish we got invited to these races," Lanky Kong said while trying to make a funny face.
Chunky Kong shrugged. "Guess we should be thankful to have a cameo in the 1st place."
Mario and Luigi were coasting along, being able to win the race. Suddenly, due to the seaming lava, the hot steam, the lava on both sides of the track, AND the hot lava monsters, Mario's car suddenly caught fire.
"MAMMA MIA!" Mario shouted, trying to put out the fire.
"IT ISN'T WORKING!" Luigi shouted, as he tried to doused the flames with warm water.
Just then, F.L.U.D.D. from Super Mario Sunshine appeared in Mario's car and put out the fire. "I am here to assist you, Mario." FLUDD said in his normal robotic voice.
Mario breathed a sigh of relief. He smiled, turning to the yellow colored water spraying device. "Fludd... Thank GOD you came at the right time."
Luigi nodded, holding a bunch of banana peels. "Indeed." He said, as he threw them all at Conker.
Conker avoided the banana peels and rammed into Mario's car. "C'mon! Give me your best shot! You think you can hit me with banana peels. Ha!"
"And shells!" Luigi fired green and red Koopa shells in Conker's face and under his wheels. "AHH!" Conker shrieked, as he spun around and CRASHED into Bart.
"AY CURAMBA!" Bart yelled, as both racers tumbled towards the lava, but luckily manage to stay on the ridge.
"Let's-a go!" Mario and Luigi cheered, as they threw themselves a mushroom and blasted away from Conker, Bart, and the rest of the racers behind them.
Meanwhile below, Godzilla and Anguirus was tunneling along, preparing to surface.
"Are you ready, Anguirus?" Godzilla asked.
Anguirus nodded. "I'm ready, Godzilla."
The two monsters continued to dig their way ahead of the racers, preparing to appear out of the ground any moment...
Watching this from high in the sky, Rodan scoffed as he sighed in disappointment, having not been invited to the race. "I wish Godzilla came to be instead of picking that loser Anguirus... I wanted to take part of this story, too..."
"Something tells me that this volcano isn't what it all seems," Pikachu remarked as he was driving the vehicle that he was part of.
Marth, who was taking a glance at the map, turned his head to Pikachu. "Why is that? Do you have a funny feeling in your tail, Pika?"
"...Something like that. Yeah." Pikachu remarked as he avoided the jumping red fireballs that were coming from both sides of the fiery lake of magma.
"I just love this place. It burns with a passion..." Roy stated as he held his right hand up to his chest. "Just like me!"
Pikachu and Marth simply exchanged glances with each other as they knew that their red headed swordsman buddy was a bit too burned up in the head.
Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi were watching the intense action from behind. They were careful about the volcano.
"So doc, what part is this?" Yoshi asked. "I sort of forgot."
Dr. Hoshi took out a map and looked at it. "Well...according to this map of Lethal Lava Volcano, we should be arriving at Lava Lake by now."
"Lava Lake?" Yoshi said. he suddenly remembered the place for where he has encountered the unoriginality inspired named Firesaurus. "Oh yeah...Lava LAKE...I remember it."
"We better drive carefully," Dr. Hoshi said, as they passed by some racers.
Right at that moment, Godzilla and Anguirus busted out from the ground and started running.
"How did you manage to find a great spot, Godzilla?" Anguirus asked.
Godzilla smiled. "Because I used the force to notify me on where to pop up at, that's why."
Anguirus smiled. 'Sweet. That means we can take the competition by storm."
"Hey guys!" Yoshi shouted, waving at Godzilla and Anguirus.
"Long time, long see!" Dr. Hoshi said.
Godzilla smiled as he waved back. "Hey Yoshi!"
"What a pleasant surprise to see you guys here!" Anguirus said.
Dr. Hoshi chuckled. "Heh, thanks. All we need is-"
"WAHAY!" Both Peppy Ankylosaurus and Clario shouted, as they appeared alongside Godziila and Anguirus.
"You wouldn't be forgetting us, by any chance?" Peppy asked.
Yoshi smiled. "Cool. You guys made it, too?"
"Yep," Peppy simply said with a smile.
"We had some trouble with the others, so it took us a while," Clario explained.
Godzilla could see a light up ahead of him. 'Well, let's not waste the moment by just standing here. Let's get to the lead!"
"Right!" Yoshi, Peppy, Dr. Hoshi, Clario, and Anguirus shouted triumphally in unison, as the group of racers ran towards the volcanic exit and ended up outside, in front of a lake made out of lava.
"Now the racers are officially in Lava Lake," Taj announced, "They'll have to go around the lake to make it to the next part."
"And they must also avoid the enemies that inhabit the fiery lake, or else they'll face certain doom," Master Hand added, as the screens switched to the leaders.
The Yoshi Series/Diddy Kong Racing bosses were easily running ahead of the others. The only racers behind them were Bowser's group, King Kong, and Wizpig, but they didn't worry much about them.
"This race is TOO easy," The DKR Dragon said.
"Yeah," Ultra Brachio said. "We need someone to damage them racers."
Lord Genzor and The DKR Triceratops, who was really Tricky in terms, looked at each other and then back at the YS/DKR bosses. "We'll handle those dumb racers," They siad together, as the two Triceratops stopped and let the other racers pass them.
"It seems that Lord Genzor and Tricky have something up their sleeves," Master Hand said.
"Wonder what it could be?" Taj added.
It wasn't too long before after Donald Trump passed, the two Triceratops started running again.
"I'm really rich," Donald said as he focused on driving, because Trump does what he wants. "Time to make this race great again."
"We'll let this guy continue on without trouble," Lord Genzor said.
"Why?" Tricky asked.
"Because Donald Trump won't really cause trouble for us. He just wants to race for the sport of it."
Tricky nodded. "Ah, I get you."
With that, the two Triceratops ran pass by Donald Trump, leaving the richest man in the world in peace.
The Yu-Gi-Oh characters were raging on a war themselves, with the Sonic crew caught in the middle of it all.
"The Yu-Gi-Oh gang and some of the Sonic crew are in a war of their own, while Captain Falcon is temporarily out thanks to Skinner and Otto. Snuggles and King Dedede/Escargoon are coming up from behind," Master Hand announces.
"The others better get here soon if they want to win," Taj adds.
Snuggles turns around to see King Dedede and Escargoon coming up from behind. "What's that behind me? it looks like a cross between a garbage can, a toilet, a skyscraper, and the Energizer Bunny."
"HEY!" King Dedede angrily shouts.
"We resent that remark!" Escargoon shouts, as he fires a few bombs at Snuggles.
"WHOA!" Snuggles cries out, as he avoids the bombs. he growls. "So you like that!" He taunts. He then turns his tank.
"Hey, what's he doin'?" King Dedede asked.
Escargoon squinted. "Looks like he's gonna..."
"FIRE ONE!" Snuggles shouts, as he fires a missile at King Dedede's car.
"NO!" King Dedede and Escargoon shout.
"WE'RE DONE FOR!" Escargoon adds.
"KLUNGO, FIRE!" Gruntilda commands.
"Yes, mistress," Klungo says, as he presses a button, and several bombs hit the missile, exploding it.
King Dedede and Escargoon breathe a sigh of relieve.
"Oh thank God you guys came," Escargoon said.
Gruntilda grinned. "No problem...now as for you..."
She then controls the car and sends it into a nearby quicksand area. King Dedede and Escargoon scream in horro as they fall into the quicksand. She and Klungo laugh as they catch up to Snuggles.
Dedede growls. "Damn it...first Snuggles, and now that green witch..."
"Don't worry, sire," Escargoon said, "We'll get out of here soon."
Right at that moment, T.T. comes up.
"Help us, we're stuck." Dedede says.
"UNLUCKY!" T.T. shouts, as he speeds off. Dedede and Escargoon grumble to themselves.
"So, you want some of this," Snuggles says, spilling oil behind him.
Gruntilda and Klungo gasp for help as they crash into several trees.
"Ouch...Klungo...has...back...pains..." Klungo groaned.
Gruntilda growled. "No more miss nice gal..." She then mumbles to herself a spell, and then she fires a huge lighting spell at Snuggles, which sends him crashing into some of the racers in front of him.
"Haha!" Nelson Muntz, in the audience with everyone watching, laughs.
"It seems as if Gruntilda had a plan of action," Master Hand commented.
Taj winced after the battle scene. "That's got to hurt."
"Well we will have more action from Lava Lake later. It's time for a commercial break," Master Hand said, as the scene faded to black.
Old Author's Notes: Well, hope that you enjoyed that part of the race! It was a lot of action-packed, much like the new Mission Impossible 3 movie. Which I hope to see, by the way. Anyway, don't worry about the other racers, they'll manage to catch up in the next part of Lethal Lava Volcano: Lava Lake. So, go eat some popcorn, read a book, watch baseball, play Sonic and SEGA All Stars Racing, do whatever you please as you await the next exciting chapter of Yoshi Kart!
New Author's Notes: It says something on how old this story is when it considers Mission Impossible 3 a new movie. Jesus Christ.
Yoshi: No kidding. This story is a literal dinosaur like me.