Yoshizilla: Stupid flamers...think they can scare me with their phoney balony threats? PAH! Bring 'em on, I'll take your challenge, wimps. Er, I mean, enjoy the new additional part of the Lethal Lava Volcano race! Ehehehehehe...(sighs) I'm gonna go get a cup of Orange Juice.
Disclaimer: What do I look like, chop liver? I'm suppose to be here for comic relief. COMIC RELIEF. That, and I'm suppose to be the friggin' disclaimer. So we don't own anything. Bleh.
Banjo and Kazooie were zooming down the fiery, hardened path, turning behind them to see Gruntilda/Klungo and Mumbo/Bottles.
"Damn! They're right behind us!" Kazooie exclaimed.
"Then fire the eggs, Kazooie!" Banjo shouted back, swerving right on the sharp curve.
Kazooie screamed as she hung onto the railing of the vehicle, and then when he got back on, she fired two grenade eggs at the front of Mumbo's car.
"Mumbo no think so, birdbrain!" Mumbo shouted, firing the spells at the grenade eggs, before they could explode.
Bottles took the steering wheel and swerved to the right. He grabbed a rocket booster and used it to propel the car's speed next to Banjo and Kazooie. "Sorry, but this is for neglecting me in Banjo-Tooie!" He rammed into Banjo and Kazooie.
Banjo screamed, almost falling out of his chair, and gaining control of the steering wheel as quickly as possible.
Kazooie growled. "Why I outta..." She started pecking at Bottles.
Mumbo fought back by whacking Kazooie with his wand. "Leave mole boy alone!"
"Thank you, Mumbo!" Bottles said, steering away from Banjo and Kazooie and tossed himself another rocket booster, sending him hurdling towards to the right.
Banjo grabbed an ice egg. "I didn't want to do this, but they leave me no choice..." He threw the ice egg at the engine of Mumbo's vehicle, freezing it in its tracks.
"What the?" Bottles and Mumbo exclaimed, looking around in disbelief at their frozen car.
Banjo and Kazooie gave each other high fives, and just like that, they zoomed off.
"Get back here!" Mumbo shouted, before he and Bottles were knocked into the hot lava by Gruntilda and Klungo. "YEOWCH!"
Gruntilda grinned. "Klungo, have you prepared the cannons?"
Klungo chuckled. "Yessssss, misssstresss..." He pressed a button, and three, huge cannons appeared behind Gruntilda's vehicle.
Master Hand observed this. "Say...it looks like Gruntilda and Klungo have a few tricks up their sleeves..."
Taj also turned around to see. "You know, you make a good point, Master Hand...they DO seem like they're planning something for those cannons..."
Heppy Ankylosaurus zoomed by, and he noticed the cannons behind Gruntilda's vehicle. "Uh oh. I wouldn't want to find out what those cannons are for," He said to himself, as he protected himself with a yellow shield.
Flares then started to emit out of the cannons, and the engine roared loudly, before a burst of fire blasted out, sending Gruntilda and KLungo zooming right past Heppy by 150 MPH.
"INCREDIBLE!!" Master Hand shouts, "Gruntilda and Klungo are going at such a fast speed, they're knocking down the other racers!"
Gruntilda and Klungo, as Master Hand has announced, were indeed knocking down the other racers with their vehicle's surprising speed, knocking some of the other racers into the lava to leave them burn. Gruntilda and Klungo were now behind Banjo and Kazooie.
Banjo turned behind him to see Gruntilda and Klungo. He moaned and slapped his forehead. "D'oh! Can we just deal this race without them!?"
Kazooie laughed. "Sorry, Banjo, but we're going to have to fight our way to maintain our position!!" She turned around, and fired a Clockwork Kazooie egg at Gruntilda.
Gruntilda zapped the Clockwork Kazooie into smithereens, and then the green witch resorted to zapping Kazooie. "Hahahaha! How do you like that, smart-mouth?"
Kazooie screamed in pain as she was electrocuted. She shook off the burnt feathers, and growled. "No one messes with me! NO ONE!" She hopped out of Banjo's vehicle and started pounding on Gruntilda and Klungo.
"Whoa!" Taj exclaimed, "Is that even legal?"
"If it is, then I lost 1/5 of my confidence in this race..." Master Hand muttered, watching the brawl between Banjo/Kazooie and Gruntilda/Klungo in disbelief.
Gruntilda swooped Kazooie away, grabbing the red-crested breegull by her leg and throwing her off the vehicle. "This will teach you not to mess with Gruntilda Winkybunion!" She started summoning spells, and firing them at Kazooie.
Banjo slamed on his breakes, and he turned his car around and charged on the pedal, furiously charging towards Gruntilda/Klungo, in which he RAMMED right into them.
"UGH!" Klungo screamed, "Try to knock Klungo off, will you? Take thisss..." Klungo drank a potion, because invisible, and started striking at Banjo from different angles.
Banjo screamed. "GAH!" This was not his day. "Kazooie! I'm coming!" He hid in his backpack, and hopped towards Kazooie, where he swooped her back into the backpack, and then ran towards his car.
Gruntilda used many recovering spells on her vehicle as possible, while Klungo repeatiately fixed the engines to make sure there were no faulty problems.
"It'ssssss all clear, misssstressss Grunty!" Klungo said, saluting and coming back into Gruntilda's vehicle.
Gruntilda nodded. "Good." She saw Banjo and Kazooie zoom away, and the wicked witch slammed her foot on the pedal zooming right after the bear-and-bird, with her loyal henchman by her side.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we may or may have not seen one of the most craziest moments in the entire racing event of the First Annual Yoshi Kart race," Master Hand says, dumbfounded, "Man, who would have thought that Gruntilda and Klungo wouldn't go down without a fight?"
Taj nodded in angreement. "Indeed. It would take a lot of guts and damage to withstain such a difficult trek..."
Master Hand nods. "Right then - we are onto the last part of the Lethal Lava Volcano racecourse, our 5th race in the First Annual Yoshi Kart Grabd Prix - the Third and Final Volcano," He said, as he and Taj teleported to the exit side of the volcano, where they awaited for the other characters.