Yoshizilla: Yep, this is indeed the one hundredth and eightieth chapter of the racing-filled action fanfic that is boldly Yoshi Kart. Only twenty more chapters until we reach the two hundredth chapter, everybody! (hears a loud cheer from the audience and throws confetti) And of course, I won't be doing the recent race, the Turbo Traffic City Race, until I get all of the previous races fully completed, so get used to it and enjoy, because I'm putting as much racing as it is. And also, note how I'm cleverly using the Super Smash Brothers and different Nintendo characters this time around instead of your usual crew (the only exceptions being the Yoshi Kart crew). So enjoy and race your hearts out! (salutes, bows, and leaves)
Disclaimer: (sighs and sips some tea) Finally, he left. I better go play some Mario Kart: Double Dash before he comes back and notices. (gets up and leaves)
The huge, fiery volcanos erupted abruptly, and the poisonous, yellow smog rose up into the red atmosphere. Several balls of fire fell down on the racecourse, and the racers did their best to avoid being burned up...
"All right, you see that volcano up ahead of us?"
"Yeah, what about it?"
"We're going through it, so get that star ready."
"Gotcha. Let's-a go!"
The two characters speaking were Baby Mario and Baby Luigi, who were going fast on the road in their red wagon. Baby Mario was steering, while Baby Luigi handled the items. As Baby Mario slid the wagon outwards the right curve (nearly touching the hot lava), Baby Luigi tossed back a fake Item Box, which Jak's group collided into and tumbled into the burning lava. Cheering, Baby Luigi hung on to Baby Mario by the shoulders as Baby Mario bounced over a small stream lava cutting through the middle of path.
Coming up from behind the baby Mario Brothers was Hector, who attempted to run over the babies. His right foot pressing hard on the pedal, he swerved inwards on the right bend in his Rolls Royce truck, coming closer to the babies. Baby Luigi screamed, and he tapped Baby Mario on the shoulder, before Hector used a mushroom to blast through the road, pushing the babies into the burning lava.
Screaming, Baby Mario and Baby Luigi flailed around in the lava, until a Lakitu arrived and rescued them from the lava. Putting them back on the track and spraying them with water, the Lakitu tossed a mushroom into the wagon's engine tank, sending it propelling through the road. Baby Mario turned left and was following closely behind Hector, who has pushed Duke/Tristan/Serenity off the road and into the lava. Baby Luigi took out a bomb and tossed it at the back of Hector's Roll Royce, watching as part of Hector's truck exploded into pieces. Hector growled as he tried to retain control of his truck, but he was then rammed close into the lava by Baby Mario, who was determined to get back at him.
As the temperatures of the volcanic racecourse got higher, the road started to burn up, and lava started to pour in from the sides slowly. Baby Mario rammed into Hector's truck again, this time kicking with his right foot. Baby Luigi then grabbed a hammer from an item box and slammed the side of Hector's truck with it. Hector screamed as he fell out of the Rolls Royce truck and into the fiery lava, screaming as he jumped up in pain from the intense burn. The Rolls Royce truck he was driving continued going forward, until it went straight into the lava at the right bend.
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi gave each other high fives as they turned around on the right bend and then started to power slide on the huge, left bank of the road. Baby Mario then switched positions with Baby Luigi, who went right and then used a mini turbo on the left, easily snaking through the left bend. Baby Mario grabbed an item box after Baby Luigi turned on the right curve, and he received five small banana peels, tossing them all behind. Baby Luigi jumped over the small ramp, and as the wagon bounced back on the road, the two babies looked up, to see the volcano in their sight.
"This is it, huh?" Baby Luigi asked, gulping as he swerved to the right, easily avoiding a easily placed mine.
Baby Mario nodded, grabbing a mushroom on the right side of the wagon and tossing it into the engine. "We sure are, Baby Luigi. Let's-a go! We can't lose this!" He shouted, holding onto Baby Luigi's shoulders as the wagon was propelled forward into the volcano, turning left instantly and bumping down on the rather rough road.
"Woohoo! Go racers, you rock!" Shouted a random guy, notfromearth7, in the audience, watching the intense and fiery racing from the audience at the finish line of the Lethal Lava Volcano racecourse.
We take a rather quick, but helpful peek at Tiff and Tuff, who aren't doing so well inside the volcano. The brother and sister Cappies are suddenly attacked by the Balloon Dude and Air Tank Man, who fire explosive balloons at them. Both of the pairs turning right and heading upwards, the Balloon Dude tossed a banana peel in front of Tiff's vehicle, causing them to spin out of control. Air Tank Man laughed and inflated a balloon, attaching it to the back of his vehicle and using it as a boost. Their vehicle went over the ramp, and they landed on the road several feet from the edge, their landing bumpy.
Tiff got her vehicle back in control, and she switched positions with Tuff. Tuff attempted a power slide on the left, going faster upwards. As he approached the ramp, Tuff unleashed a mini turbo, giving their vehicle a boost of speed as they landed on the lower part of the road, bumpy as well. Spotting the Balloon Dude and Air Tank Man, Tuff power slid to the right, attempting to catch up to them. As he then crashed into the volcano wall, Tiff switched positions with Tuff and started up the engine, ramming into the back of the Air Tank Man's vehicle. The Air Tank Man turned around and started to slap Tiff several times, causing her vehicle to steer out of control and crash into the volcanic wall. Both the Balloon Dude and the Air Tank Man laughed as they slid downwards the right bend, noticing the hot, red lava pouring slowly down on both sides of the molten-hardened road.