Yoshizilla: First of all, The Lethal Lava Volcano race has come to an end, and the stuff afterwards is crazier! Plus, a new foe challenges the racers. What will happen? Find out! Now with that said, second of all, to avoid any confusion of all, let me just say that Waluigi's group (Waluigi, Princess Daisy, Toad, Toadette, and Stanley the Bugman) have stumbled behind a bit or so, but what I'm trying to say is that they're not part of the main Nintendo group. So, uh...let there be confusion! And stuffs...but it's for the sake of having good ol' fashioned racing action! WOO-
Disclaimer; Shut up and show us the stupid chapter already.
Yoshizilla: Oh, what do you care?
Disclaimer: I came here for a race, not a debate, fool.
Yoshizilla: (mutters curse words quietly to himself) All right, I'll give you that. But, um, as they said, the show must go on! (chuckles, and then runs off)
Yoshi: Didn't you quite?
Disclaimer: You wish I quit. I wish I quit.
Dr. Hoshi: Good point. Also, the random authors/humans are all represented by Miis. Just for clarification. Yeah.
"So, how do you think the racers are doing?" Arceus suggested to Dry Bowser as the two were still watching the volcanic race at the Grumble Volcano.
"It must be doing well," Dry Bowser remarked to see several clones of him zipping through the Grumble Volcano race course on different vehicles, followed by several Funky Kong uses on Flame Runners. "Because it sure beats watching the races here."
Race course: Lethal Lava Volcano
Time: 7: 23 PM.
Back at the Lethal lava Volcano race course, the temperature is very hot, and the gigantic, heated, red-colored volcanoes erupted abruptly, and as the yellow, poisonous smog rose into the red atmosphere, the racers were all on the road, avoiding the lava that started to cover up the road. They all entered into the main volcano, going through the inside of the gigantic mountain, feeling the intense heat and noticing the red, hot lava pouring down on both sides of the molten-harden road.
" You think we'll be fine?" Toadette asked as she watched the red hot fire bounce around.
"Oh, I know we'll be fine." Princess Daisy reassured as she fanned herself with a fan, sweating. "Phoowee! It's hotter than it should be!"
"No kidding," Stanley remarked as he plugged his nose, smelling how bad Daisy was from her sweaty body.
"We're definitely going to do great now, aren't we?" Toad asked as he was drinking up several bottles of water to keep himself hydrated.
"Sure we will!'" Waluigi exclaimed as he was steering the vehicle. "Just stick to me... and keep your chin up!"
Toad and Toadette gave each other odd looks as Stanley then pumped everyone on the car, including himself, with a spray that cooled them off, allowing Daisy to stop fanning herself. Now cooled off and more focused on driving, Waluigi drove to the left and held on to the steering wheel as the vehicle scrapped a red sharp-pointed rock. on the right side. Daisy tossed behind a green Koopa shell, watching it hit Blaze the Cat. Toad and Toadette were both tossing in as many mushrooms as they could into the vehicle's engine, boosting the speed of the vehicle itself. Sharply going to the right and headed downwards a spiral, Waluigi slid the vehicle inwards, easily getting a good grip on the steering wheel. It was then that Waluigi turned away from the inward part of the spiral and jerked the vehicle down the straight path, jumping over a ramp and landing on the bottom part of the separated road, bumping.
The molten-hardened road then started to get bouncy, and everyone aboard Waluigi's vehicle screamed as Waluigi swerved to the right, before sliding left and using a mini turbo to boost the speed. Stanley the Bugman noticed Marik and Yami Marik on the side, and he kicked at the two Egypt characters.
Marik growled, and he rammed into the side of Waluigi's vehicle. Stanley took out his trust bug spray and started to spray at Marik and Yami Marik with it, causing them to spin out of control. Waluigi slammed his right foot on the pedal, and he bounced over several jacks on the road, landing back on the road and swerving to the left, avoiding a bubble. Watching the Egyptian pairing crash, Stanley received high fives from Toad and Toadette.
Waluigi steered to the right, sliding in the middle part of the road. As he drove down, he crashed in to a fake item box, causing the vehicle to bob up and down. Starting up the vehicle again, Waluigi switched driving positions with Daisy, who turned the vehicle around by the left and droves straight into an opening in the red, heat seeping wall.
Daisy smirked as she drove the vehicle down the bumpy, though stable, road. Daisy then sharply turned left, and started to go downwards. Daisy then turned the vehicle towards the right, and she, as well as her other partners, screamed as she drove off the road and looked out of her vehicle, noticing the lava pouring down below her. She then gulped as the vehicle landed roughly back on the road. Daisy turned the car around, until it faced the western direction, and used a mushroom that was in the engine tank, causing the vehicle to blast down the road.
As Daisy sharply turned to the right, she then ran over a banana peel and started to spin around in the vehicle. Toad snatched a leftover red Koopa shell on the ground, using the hearts to nab it, and he held it. He noticed Eliwood and Lyn approaching, and he tossed the red Koopa shell at them, causing them to bob upside down. He chuckled, but then screamed as Daisy used another mushroom and caused the vehicle to zoom down the wide, right bend.
It was then that Waluigi's group passed by Ash Ketchum, who was trying to get his B-Dasher out of the burning lava (which was already burning up and receiving serious burns). Daisy sharply turned right, and as she used another mushroom in the engine tank to propel the vehicle forward the straight path, the vehicle started to go upwards, and all of the characters in Waluigi's group gasped as they looked upwards, to see the red, oozing lava pouring down from several cliffs on different parts of the volcano. The vehicle then goes soaring off the road, and Daisy, Waluigi, Toad, Toadette, and Stanley all scream and hold onto each other (except Daisy, who holds tightly onto the steering wheel) as the vehicle goes over a great distance over the hot, seeping lava at the bottom. They all sigh of relief - though scream in pain - as the vehicle lands roughly on the molten-hardened path once more, with Daisy turning to the left.
Daisy then drives over a zipper, which boosts the speed of the vehicle. Daisy finally switches positions with Toad, who bounces over a banana peel. Toad looks to the right of him to see a few other racers, including King Dedede/Escargoon and the Star Fox crew, going down the road. The mushroom boy shrugs, and he turns to the right, going inwards and then uses a mini turbo to zoom by faster. Jumping over a small ramp, Toad then slid down the left curve downwards, and then went down the straight path.
The gigantic, heated, red-colored volcanoes continue to erupt, and the red, seeping lava covers the rest of the road outside of the main volcano. The audience cheers loudly as they await the racers at the end of the main volcano, on the other side of the fire-themed Lethal Lava Volcano racecourse, the finish line being placed up by several members of the Camerupt and Magmortar species. Nearby is a warp portal, guarded by many Lakitu guards and Chain Chomps, which leads right back to the Wonder Fields.
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, racing fans of all ages," Master Hand announces vigorously, "This race is indeed heated and teeming with fire and lava from the volcanic mountain of flames! But with the heated rivalry between several of the racers within the volcano, can they all get out in time? Find out...next time!" And with that, the Lakitu recording Master Hand flies off towards the volcano.
Popo sighed as he rested on an ice block, the whole car filled with ice. "Why do we have to go to the hottest places to race?"
"Because we're much appreciated here," Nana explained as she gave the younger cast some icy breeze with one of her smash attacks.
"Now I'm okay with this," Ness stated as he had his arms wide open.
"Yeah, just be sure to take a shower after this," Young Link added as he noticed how sweaty Ness smelled, with Saria giggling.
"I wish we got more action,"Mr. Game-and-Watch stated to Jigglypuff as he was driving the car through several swerves on the burning racecourse.
"Pfft, I wish we got more lines," Jigglypuff stated as she looked through the script, shaking her head in disgust,
"Just keep preaching," Doctor Mario remarked as he pointed at the more underused characters. "Those guys aren't getting much love, either."
"Can't blame them when it's too hot." Princess Zelda stated as she began to take off her clothes.
"Ooh, it is getting hot in here!" Giggled Pichu as she ate up her cheesecake.
Elsewhere on the volcanic racetrack, the one DKR member that no one liked - Diddy Kong himself, the namesake - was speeding along with Conker the Squirrel to catch up with the leaders. He was having a tough time getting Jak's group off of his tail.
"FIRE AT HIM, JAK!" Daxter shouted.
Jak fired a missile at Diddy. "Missile away!"
Diddy avoided the missile and fired some banana peels behind him. Diddy groaned. "Aw man, what could be worse than-"
BOOOOOOOOM! A huge explosion nearly sent Diddy, Conker, and Jak's group into the flowing magma of the second volcano. Jak's group couldn't do anything, so they went spiraling into the flowing magma.
Conker moaned. "Who...who was that?"
"IT WAS US!" Spice shouted from Anna's car.
Anna growled. "It's time for some payback for what you guys did back at the Lava Lake!"
Diddy turned his attention to Anna and challenged her. "BRING IT ON!"
"Uh oh," Taj said, "Anna and Spice are going to compete with Diddy and Conker again."
Master Hand sighed. "This could only end in chaos..."
Back with the Koopa Kids...
"What's taking Lemmy so long?" Bowser Jr. asked, as he impatiently tapped his foot.
Ludwig sighed. "Don't worry, it won't take him long to get back."
"Well, I hope he hurry up, cause we're having a problem here..." Larry said, as he looked at the main computer, which featured the racers in front.
We switch to the corridor, where a confrontation is taking place. Lemmy Koopa looks around in the different corridor that he has entered. As soon as Lemmy turns a corner, the Blue Dry Bone (who's abbreviation from this point will be BDB for those who won't understand later on)immediately throws several bone clubs at him. Lemmy manages to dodge the bone clubs and fires several spells at the BDB, but the spells miss.
BDB can be heard running, and he says, as his voices echoes thought the castle, "You could have joined me, Lemmy Koopa, but you had to side with these pen pushers."
Lemmy Koopa runs after him, hearing BDB's voice echo through the halls.
"Always loyal to yourself AND your pathetic ship, never your friends," The BDB's voice said again.
Lemmy became angrier and muttered, "Grrr…I will get you."
This has made Lemmy Koopa more determined to kill BDB.
The BDB's voice returns and says, "Lemmy Koopa, the youngest and the best of the Koopa Kids. You sicken me."
Lemmy growls and continues to run, when he is hit by a huge explosion from a grenade. He screams in pain, but manages to get back up.
"You never give, do you Lemmy boy? Pathetic, really," The BDB's voice said again.
Lemmy Koopa turns another corner and the Blue Dry Bones throws more blue bone clubs at him with all he's got. Lemmy runs left and right to dodge the bone clubs.
The Blue Dry Bones chuckled evilly and taunted, "You will never win, Lemmy."
Lemmy tries his best to fire spells at the Blue Dry Bones, but he couldn't get in a good clear shot. Eventually, the Blue Dry Bones ran out of bone clubs, and Lemmy uses this as the advantage and fires his most powerful spells at the Blue Dry Bones.
As the BDB staggers, he runs into another dark corridor. Lemmy gives chase and follows the mysterious skeletal Koopa.
"Finish the job, Lemmy Koopa. That is, if you can," The Blue Dry Bones taunted once more.
Lemmy growled and muttered to himself, "I'll show you."
Lemmy follows the blue Dry Bones, from platform to platform being lowered to the bottom corridor of the Koopa Kids' shuttle.
The Blue Dry Bones jumps on the platform and says, "I was always better than you, Lemmy."
Lemmy Koopa got extremely pissed and yelled, "YOUR ASS IS MINE!"
Lemmy then jumps down after the blue Dry Bones. When he lands, the BDB gets as much distance as he can and fires bone clubs straight at Lemmy. The young but healthy Koopa Kid ducked in time and knocks the bone club supplier from the Blue Dry Bones's hand. The supplier fell in front of Lemmy Koopa and he picked it up.
The Blue Dry Bones stood there. "For your friends and your old ship, Lemmy Koopa?" The Blue Dry Bones asked.
Lemmy Koopa looked evilly at the BDB and replied, "No. For me."
Lemmy whacks the Blue Dry Bones in the gut with his wand. Lemmy then kicks the BDB in the chin. The Blue Dry Bones falls down in pain.
"Now, time to end this," Lemmy said, as he yelled out a powerful war cry, and with all his might, fired his most powerful spells altogether at the Blue Dry Bones at full power. It wasn't long before the Blue Dry Bones himself gasped, and suddenly exploded. Lemmy smiled, and then cheered loudly.
"YEAH! I DID IT! I DEFEATED THE BLUE DRY BONES!" Lemmy cheered, as he did a victory dance.
The other three Koopa Kids, who were watching this, were all surprised.
"Did you see THAT?" Ludwig exclaims.
"WOW!" Larry adds.
Bowser Jr. laughs. "Looks like Lemmy isn't a loser after all," He comments.
Lemmy rolled his eyes. "Gee, THANKS guys."
Larry jumped in surprised. "You can HAER us!"
"Nintendo works on many ways," Lemmy said to the three Koopa Kid brothers.
The three Koopa Kid brothers looked at each other and shrugged.
"Guys, we are in 24th place," Iggy announced to them.
Ludwig sighed. "I hope that King Dad manage to make it across the finish line..."
"Uh, guys? Can you help me out here?" Lemmy asked, figuring how to get out of the bottom corridor.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the Nintendo crew are all together in the third volcano. The Sonic crew are trying to get back on track at the Lava Lake, with most of the racers passing them. The Koopa Kids are still having trouble with Team Rocket and the Dry Bones, but it seems that Diddy and Conker might have some trouble with more foes," Master Hand announced.
Diddy was continuing to ram into Anna/Spice. "Beat it, you guys! I can't have you on my tails!"
"EXCUSE US?" Anna shouted, as she threw a pie at Diddy's face.
Diddy screamed as he started to spin, when he heard an ice cream truck suddenly showing up. He gasped. "SWEET TOOTH?"
"SWEET TOOTH?" Master Hand, Taj, Anna, and Spice shouted in unison.
"SWEET TOOTH?" Everyone else shouted in unison.
Sweet Tooth cackled. "That's right, the one and only! I'm here to kill off one of Donkey Kong's friends!"
Diddy growled. "So you want some of this?" Diddy taunted.
Sweet Tooth laughed evilly. "Haha! You're dead, monkey boy! I will kill you and claim my bounty! And I shall have my revenge on that damn Donkey Kong! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Diddy rammed right into Sweet Tooth. "Oh yeah? I'll show you!" He shouts back.
Sonic and the gang, meanwhile were all speeding past the other racers in the Lava Lake area and entering the third and final volcano. They were catching up to the characters on Mushroom Power, trying to at least get neck and neck, while at the same time, Cloud Strife was having some problems with the Fire Emblem crew again, and was having to try super hard not to take a lava bath in the molten magma.
Squall was trying his best to assist cloud in his SeeD Van, as he fired koops shells at the Fire Emblem gang.
"Would you bug off, you lousy RPG rejects!" Cloud yelled and threw a bob-omb at them, making their car fly into the lava.
"Seems as if Blackmage Jr. has gotten a new buddy," Taj announced, pointing to a boy who looked like a cross between Thief and Kingdom Hearts Sora.
Musashi waved. "Hey guys! I'm Musashi, BMjr's new buddy!"
Peppy looked at his map. "Hmmmm...we seem to be 7 miles away from Bowser's group."
Dr. Hoshi sighed. "We don't need that info." He said simply.
"Why not?" Mario asked.
May nodded. "Tell us, Dr. Hoshi."
"Because Bowser's group and the Tyrannoyoshi Rex have already ARRIVED at the finish line," Dr. Hoshi said, pointing to the scoreboard, which said Bowser's Group was in 1st place and the T-Rex 2nd, which covers up the Yoshi Series and the Diddy Kong Racing bosses.
Clario sweatdrops. "Well that explains everything."
The merry goat ship the One Piece gang were riding in was floating on the lava, giving the Straw Hats the advantage. that is until someone fired a cannonball at them, causing them to drown.
"Haha!" Nelson laughed from the viewing rocket.
Sonic and the SEGA crew were now neck and neck with the Nintendo crew, and trying to gain third place.
"Uh...the loser SEGA chumps are back," Clario said, pointing to the Sonic gang.
"Wait, look!" Popo said, pointing to two cars arriving.
Nana gasped. "Could it be? COULD IT REALLY BE?"
"IT'S BANJO/KAZOOIE AND MUMBO/BOTTLES!" May cheerfully shouted.
The Nintendo gang cheered as the characters from Banjo-Kazooie came to help.
"Banjo, let's help the Nintendo characters kick SEGA's butt!" Kazooie shouted, as they came on par with Knuckles/Rouge.
Sora, Cloud, Squall, and even Sephiroth started to come up behind the Nintendo and SEGA teams.
Blackmage Jr., who hasn't been heard from in a while, threw some tacks at Marth, Roy, and Pikachu, making them spin out into the lava
Mumbo looked behind him to see Cloud, Squall, Sephiroth, and Sora. "Oh, those FF characters think they so smart? We kick Squaresoft butt."
"Let's do it!" Bottles cheered, as he fired grenade eggs at Sephiroth.
Rouge used her voice and started sending hypersonic sound blasts at Banjo and Kazooie.
Kazooie covered her ears and started pecking at Rouge's stomach.
Musashi fires his sword beams at Squall and Sephiroth while BMjr blasts Sora multiple times.
Banjo threw his backpack at Knuckles's car, hoping it would cause the car to break.
Sonic and Amy meanwhile used a combination of Sonic Wind and Girl Typhoon, creating a blue and pink whirlwind, and sent it at the Nintendo team.
Dr. Hoshi reflected the Sonic Wind and Girl Typhoon combo with his Magic Mirror.
"Way to go, doc!" Max cheered.
Dr. Hoshi chuckled. "Thanks, Max. Though I couldn't put it in a better way myself..."
Max looked at Sonic and Amy. "But...they're still here. Shouldn't you do something?"
Dr. Hoshi smiled. "Not a problem." He took out a certain item from the Neglected Characters universe. "Eat your heart out, Dr. Donez," He said, as he fired rays from the ice-pick at Sonic, Amy, and Shadow.
The rays were successful, and it caused the car to go a bit slower than usual for Sonic, Amy, and Shadow.
Dr. Hoshi grinned, and Max cheered.
Homer Simpson suddenly came barreling down towards them, suddenly having lost control of his car. "Oh dear God...no! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He screamed as he crashed into everyone.
"I SMELL TOOOOOOOOAST!" Abe Simpson (aka Grampa) shouted, as he crashed into Squall.
Squall's van went spinning out of control as he barreled into the Nintendo gang.
Cloud used Sephiroth's car as a ramp to jump over the huge group of people in front of him. Then he used a sword beam on them all.
"Ay curamba!" Bart yelled as he crashed into Sonic and Amy.
"WHAOHO!" The Roadrunner shouted. He glared at Sonic/Amy. "You! You'll pay!" He shouted, as he started pecking at Sonic's car.
Cloud was right behind the Simpsons, and he used a trick Bart had used a while ago, and grinded off Homer Simpson's car. Then he added a mushroom to the mix and zoomed further up in the race.
"Why you little!" Homer yelled in a tiny voice as he try to catch up.
Diddy Kong meanwhile as having trouble with Anna/Spice. He took out several orange bombs and threw them at their car. "Take that!"
Anna reflected the orange bombs back and tossed some mini-emerald bombs at Diddy, causing him to collide with Sora. "Take that!"
Sora used "Blitz" and fired his Keyblade like a projectile, clobbering the Nintendo guys over the heads.
"WHEE!" Blackmage Jr. shouted as him and Musashi suddenly went flying past the others.
Yoshi ducked and started using his flutter kicks on Sora. Sora countered by fencing with Yoshi with the Keyblade.
Peppy Ankylosaurus used his Ankylosaurus Shockwave on Sonic, Cloud, Sora, Amy, Shadow, Rouge, and Knuckles. It worked to his vision. "Friggin' sweet!"
Cloud took out his sword and started slashing at the Nintendo gang's tires. "Hehe! Take this, you moronic losers!"
Clario pounced on Cloud's head and started punching. "Wehehehe!"
Cloud grabbed Clario and threw him into the road. "Get off of me, pansy!"
The lava creatures from earlier keep on appearing, causing more mayhem on the road. The steams started getting a lot thicker, and more magma poured onto the road.
Sonic started firing more Sonic Winds at the Nintendo crew, hoping to at least knock one or two Nintendo characters off the road.
Diddy kept doing his best to avoid Anna/Spice, but it only got worse when Tails/Cream arrived. "AW COME ON!"
Conker went colliding with BMjr, and Musashi, which sent the two characters over the drawbridge. The lava below went over the bridge, and burned it up.
Conker cursed as he pound the ground. "YOU MANIAC! YOU BIRNED IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" He then started sobbing uncontrollably.
Boshi, Bronto, Pipsy, and Drumstick have all sped on through, and made it to the finish line. The Roadrunner and Bart were right behind them.
"Boshi, Bart, Bronto, the Roadrunner, Drumstick, and Pipsy have all made it over the finish line! And so has BMjr and his new assistant Musashi!" Master Hand announced.
Cream launched Cheese out, and the little chao started bursting through the Nintendo gang's tires.
Max threw his special boomerang at Cheese, sending the Chao back at Tails's car.
Yoshi looked over to see the drawbridge gone. "DOC, THE BRIDGE IS GONE! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?"
Dr. Hoshi thought for a moment, and then he slapped his hands together. "I GOT IT!'
Peppy turned to Dr. Hoshi. "What is it, doc?"
Dr. Hoshi took out a warp portal, causing both Yoshi and Peppy's cars to drive in, and arrive right at the finish line before Cloud.
"AW RIGHT!" Peppy and Clario cheered, as they gave each other high fives.
Cloud meanwhile used all the distractions to blast his way to the finish line on Mushroom power. Cloud was going at such a speed, he went right over the gap and landed on the other side.
"And Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi have made it over the finish line, as well as Peppy/Clario and Cloud Strife!" Master Hand announced.
Abe was rolling along the ground, and he has made it over the finish line. He got up, notice, and cheered. "YEAH! I AM A WINNER! ME AND HOMER RULE!"
Sonic and the SEGA gang managed to make it out of the third volcano and also launched over the gap in the same manner Cloud did.
"The SEGA charas are coming in now." Taj said. "They just want the race to be over with, it seems. Who can blame them after all the crap they put up with." He laughed.
"Abe has passed the finish line, and has claimed him and Homer 11th place!" Master Hand announced.
The SEGA team then crossed the Finish Line right after Homer Simpson.
Right at that moment, Abe crashed into a nearby collection of antiques, and fell down. "Ouch!"
Homer heard what happened, and he ran to Abe. "DAD! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" Homer shouted, picking up a gnome.
"I'M OVER HERE, YOU IDIOT!" Abe shouted.
Homer looked at Abe, and shrugged. "Eh, you're fine."
Mario/Luigi followed, as well as May/Misty/Max, Ash Ketchum, Peach's group, Waluigi's group, and Popo's group.
"The SEGA team has finished 12th place!" Taj announced, "As well as Mario/Luigi, May/Misty/Max, Ash Ketchum, Peach's group, Waluigi's group, and Popo's group."
And, to make things much easier, we'll just say that all of the other racers manage to pass, and they were all walking to the McDonald's.
Yoshi sighed. "PHEW! At least that is over with-"
"EVERYONE, COME OVER HERE QUICK!" Dr. Hoshi shouted.
Yoshi and Peppy ran to Dr. Hoshi.
"What is it, doc?" Peppy asked.
Yoshi scratched his head. "What's with all the trouble?"
Dr. Hoshi pointed to the scoreboard, and it read...Barney the Dinosaur: 3rd place.
Everyone gasped!
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" Yoshi, Peppy, Boshi, Bronto, Pipsy, and Drumstick all shouted in disbelief.
"BARNEY GOT THIRD PLACE?" Dr. Hoshi shouted in disbelief.
Bronto fell to the ground, and shouted in Darth Vader's voice, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Barney cheered. "I'm a winner! I'm a winner! Yeah!" He then started laughing.
Blackmage Jr. then went into thought. "Should i squash him with a meteor then?" he asked Dr. Hoshi.
Dr. Hoshi shook his head. "Nah, leave him. It took guts for Barney to get THIS far." He told B. .
The other racers shrugged, as they went into the hugest McDonald's ever built.
May started walking to McDonald's, when she noticed a Skitty doll. "Ooh! So cute!" She squealed. She grabbed the doll and hugged it.
Gruntilda was holding a crystal. "Remember, Klungo, this crystal is VERY fragile, so don't drop it."
Klungo saluted. "Yessssss, Mistressssss."
As Gruntilda and Klungo started to leave, Klungo placed the gem in May's butt pocket, thinking it would be a safe place.
May took the gem out of her butt pocket and looked at it. Her eyes gleamed. "Ooh! A bright gem!" She squealed gleefully. "Oh boy! A doll AND a gem! This is the happiest day in my life!"
She then placed both in her bag, and she started to walk to the McDonald's, when suddenly a strange feeling went through her mind. May quickly entered into one of the other buildings and dressed up.
A few moments later, May came out in a pink super heroine suit, with a pink cape, pink boots, pink Skitty panties, and a pink mask. "I am…SKITTY WOMAN!"
Yoshi, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi looked strangely at May. "Skitty Woman?"
May nodded. "Yes! I am the defender of all that is good and feline! I stand for Skitties, Skitties, and cute wittle Skitties!" She meowed like a Skitty afterwards. Yoshi, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi rolled their eyes.
Peppy then noticed a crystal in May's bag pocket and pointed at it. "Hey, what's this?"
"That's the Crystal of Dinotop," Dr. Hoshi explained, "I heard that Gruntilda and Klungo have found it and taken it, but I guess May found it."
Yoshi scratched his head. "How long is May gonna stay like this?"
Dr. Hoshi shrugged. "Oh, only 15 minutes, but it could be more or less."
Right at that moment, May snapped back to her old self.
"Wha? What happened?" May asked, as she looked at her costume. "And why am I wearing these funky clothes?"
"I'll explain to ya later, May," Yoshi said, as he, May, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi left for the McDonald's.