Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ...Dear God, this whole chapter is a fucking mess. Quite embarrassing, actually. I apologize in advance. Just read the damn thing.
Author's Notes: Before I begin, I'd like to thank EVERYONE (mostly my friends who are authors and non-authors) who reviewed, even though this wasn't updated in a month. This is because I am also working on my first fanfic (Yoshi's First Adventure), which has been neglected for quite some time, and it's 1st anniversary is today, July 29th. So, to all who have read the 40 previous chapters, I thank you, and I hope you enjoy the sixth and final race of Yoshi Kart!
Disclaimer: Blahblahblah, blahblah blahblah blah, blah blah. (We own nothing official and all fan-made characters belong to their respectful owners. And also, most of the Yoshi Kart crew belong to (ISHIGGY DIGGY) and Nintendo. Thank you.)
Yoshizilla: The following chapter has been editted to make sense with the actual racecourse's name, Waterwind Valley. Let me assure you that this racecourse is -HOPEFULLY- the only racecourse with more different sections, rather than one themed section. You can blame Black Mage Junior, Milleniumon the Sonamy Freak (now Heartless Nobody), and Musashi the Master for this strange mix-up of this gigantic racecourse. (leaves)
Yoshi Kart
It has been five days since the Lethal Lava Volcano race ended. Everyone was anxious, espeicially the top racers. Let's check up on them now...
"Wow, it's taking the hands forever to get the next world ready," B.M jr. said, as he leaned against a wall in the McDonald's.
"Yeah." Musashi sighed as he ate another burger.
Bottles raced off to the bathroom.
Kazooie watched Bottles running towards the bathroom, and she turned to Banjo. "What's Goggles's problem?" Kazooie asked Banjo.
"Oh brother," Mumbo said, looking at a picture of himself and his car he and Bottles rode in. "Me and Bottles come on top of every race in 15th place."
Banjo shrugged. "Oh he ate too much and has to go to the bathroom." Banjo replied.
Kazooie rolled her eyes. "That's what he gets for eating too much corn on the cobs." She started laughing.
Dr. Hoshi was sipping coffee, chatting with Birdo and Shelia about the race. Zirdo and Heppy were in another corner, talking to each other friendly.
The K. Rools were doing some fixing to the Flying Krock, a few of the Kremlings lending hands. Donkey Kong and Diddy both sat in hammocks and ate bananas as they watched the Kremlings work.
Pikachu, Roy, Marth, and Link were all having intruiging chats with each other on who was more popular, with the three swordsmen in shock to hear that people prefer a yellow electric mouse Pokemon more than them.
Mario and Luigi were both playing pomg inside, with Mario doing better than Luigi.
May was watching Yoshi and Peppy Ankylosaurus, who were having a staring contest.
"You gotta blink sometime..." Peppy growled, trying not to blink.
Yoshi kept glaring. "Oh, you're going down, boy."
May rubbed the back of her head. "Gee, you guys are really good at staring contests," May said, smiling.
Dr. Hoshi waved to Birdo and Shelia, and he then approached the three characters. "Hey guys. What in the name of God is going on?" He asked, looking stangely at Yoshi and Peppy.
"Staring contest," May, Yoshi, and Peppy said in unison.
Peppy smirked, but not before he accidentaly dropped his Pepsi. He cursed, "Damn!"
Yoshi and May both laughed at Peppy's misfortune.
"Looks like I win!" Yoshi said, taking the money he and Peppy betted on.
Peppy growled. "Agh! That was so gay! I can't believe I dropped my soda!"
Dr. Hoshi just shook his head. "Typical," He said, walking off to get more coffee.
"Anyone feel like seeing something interesting?" B.M. jr asked. He didn't bother waiting for an answer, and made some rocks fall on the Koopa Kids.
"Wait a minute," Tails said, as he looked up at the ceiling. "Why aren't there holes in the ceiling from where the rocks came down?"
B.M. jr just slapped his forehead as the rocks dissapeared. The Koopa Kids looked like chibi versions of Pikachus.
"Looks like I win!" Ash laughed, grabbing all of the poker coins from Brock and Max.
Brock slammed his fist on the table. "Damn it, Ash! How come you always win every time we play poker!"
"Yeah!" Max protested as well, glaring at Ash. "I think you're cheating..."
"WHAT!" Ash shouted, waving his hands aimlessly in the air, "I am not! I'm just more skilled than you two!"
Pikachu scoffed and rolled his eyes. "As if..." He muttered quietly to himself.
"Why is it taking Master Hand and Taj so long to decide on the next track?" B.M jr. asked as he sipped a McDonald's milkshake and leaned against the seat.
Max shrugged. "I don't know, maybe they're searchin' for one?"
"They better start, cause I'm getting bored." Musashi said as he wipes his swords.
Kazooie looked at Musashi in disbelief. "For five days, kid?" Kazooie said. "That's a while just to look for a stage."
"I just want to beat Barney the Dinosaur, and he'll pay for getting first place!" Musashi said angrilly.
"Actually," Bowser corrected, "Barney got in third place. We got in first place."
Mewtwo nodded. "Indeed, we have."
Ganondorf laughed. "We're the champions!"
"We're-a number one!" Wario added, as he laughed with Ganondorf.
Donkey Kong simply ate his bananas with Diddy Kong. "Mmm...these bananas are great!"
Diddy nodded. "Yeah! They're imported from Timber's Island!"
Timber popped up in front of Diddy. "Someone called me?"
"No," Donkey Kong and Diddy said at the same time, throwing their empty banana peels at Timber.
Timber frowned, and he sulked away. "No one seems to need me anymore..."
"I do," Conker said, trying to open a bottle of mustard, but failing, "Darn it! Why can't I open this stupid bottle of mustard?"
Peach walked towards Cpnker. "Because you're doing it wrong." She simply took off the cap, and handed the bottle to Conker, smiling. "There you go!" She hummed merrily to herself as she walked back to her table.
Conker only had is jaw dropped, staring in disbelief at the now opened bottle of mustard. "What...the..."
B.M jr. suddely realized something. "Hey guys, does anyone remember if I turned the Koopa Kids back after the monkey incident?"
"Uh..." Musashi said.
"Nope," Pikachu replied, as he started pumping some electricity into his car.
"Aww shit, man..." B.M jr. said as he made himself scarce with a teleport spell.
Meanwhile, you could hear someone talking about swords from behind the doors, and it was slowly getting louder.
"Swords? Who could that be?" Musashi said.
"Who else but..." Falco started, but didn't need to finish as the Final Fantasy 1 crew came into the resteraunt.
"Hey, Final Fantasy 1 crew." Musashi said.
As usual, Fighter was yapping about swords to Black Mage, who was busy hitting on White Mage, while Red Mage checked his stats, and Thief...Thief wasn't with them for some reason.
"Gah! When is the next race going to start!" Sonic yelled.
"Attention everyone," Master Hand said, "The next race shall begin in the Waterwind Valley. Get ready to race."
"Nice!" Sonic said with a grin.
"WOOHOO!" Jigglypuff shouted as she made a dash outside.
"So where are we going this time, I wonder," Tails said, as everyone filed out of McDonald's.
Spongebob and Patrick gave each other high-fives as they went into their car. They looked at Timber and Conker, who in their own cars looked at Spongebob and Patrick with competitive eyes.
"About frickin' time!" Musashi said excitedly.
Mr. Burns tapped his fingers. "Excellent..."
Waylon Smithers carried Mr. Burns. "Come on, Mr. Burns! Let's get to your car!" He said, hoping into the limo, with Smithers in the back and Mr. Burns in the front.
"No way, we're going to lose to Burns and Smithers!" Musashi said, fist in the air.
"Mr. Burns, I'm going to win and beat you!" Homer shouted at Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns chuckled. "Well see about that, Simpson. It will be a pleasure to race against you."
Smithers nodded. "Yes, Simpson, so you better watch yourself, because this race is not going to be a walk in the park."
"And Barney's not gonna win this time!" Musashi shouted while posing a victory stance.
B.M jr. sighed and prepared for a long race just as the hands appeared in the center of the group of cars.
"Wait a minute," Tails said from his car with Cream. "Where the heck are Taj and Master Hand?"
Master Hand floated in front of the racers. "A-herm. Racers, I-"
Very suddenly, Mr. Pants fell out of nowhere and hit Master Hand
"WTF?" Master Hand exclaimed.
"HEY!" Crazy Hand shouted, firing beams at Mr. Pants, "GET OUTTA HERE! I'M THE CRAZY ONE!"
Mr. Pants went screaming into the background as he disappeared in the horizon.
Master Hand shuddred and used a recovery spell on himself. "Urgh...that was unpleasent..." He moaned, shuddering in disgust.
"...I hate cameos..." Mewtwo muttered to himself while Ganondorf started playing the world's smallest violin.
Taj sweatdropped. "What the hell was that?" He said in a funny voice.
Yoshi, Peppy, May, Ash, Dr. Hoshi, Birdo, Peach, Luigi, Mario, Bowser, Pikachu, Kirby, Donkey Kong, and even Diddy Kong all started to laugh/chuckle/giggle after Taj said that.
"Attention," Master Hand said, "Me and Taj have come up with a good racecourse for you to race in."
"So, where are we going, Master Hand and Taj?" Falco asked.
"Well..." Master Hand said. He turned to Taj. "Maybe you can explain, Taj."
Taj spoke up. "It'll be my pleasu-"
"WOULD YOU JUST TELL US ALREADY!" Black Mage Junior yelled.
Musashi nodded angrilly.
"ALL RIGHT, JEEZE!" Taj shouted, making everyone shut up. "You're gonna be racing in an all-out wacky raceway. Starting in...uh..."
Crickets chirped.
"Errrr..." Taj moaned again, knocking his head.
Crickets started to sing in harmony.
"Umm..." Taj continued to delay, annoying everyone else.
Crickets sighed and they all fluttered off.
Master Hand groaned. "Oh great. He FORGOT where you're racing." He sighed, shaking his head.
Yoshi sweatdropped. "You have GOT to be kiddin' me..." He moaned, looking down at his shoes in disappointment.
"Damn you, Taj!" Homer yelled angrilly.
Tails groaned. "Ugh. this is really annoying," Tails said. No one noticed as B.M jr. started charging up a spell.
Suddenly, a huge bolt of lightning hit taj, jogging his memory
Master Hand looked at Taj. "Hey elephant boy, you okay?"
Taj shook his head. "Am I ever!" He coughed. "You will all start in Windmill Plains, followed by Treasure Trove Cove, then a forest full of Sonic michaps, and finally you will all go through a snow wonder land."
"That doesn't make sense." Dr. Hoshi explained, walking up to Taj, "And besides, NONE of those are in Dinosaur Land AT ALL!"
Master Hand slapped Taj in the back of the head. "Forgive him. He's been too focused on eating pizza and getting drunk off his ass. Where you are going IS the Waterwind Valley, and it has several themed areas that are similar to the ones Taj inadventurely as spoken for." He explained well enough.
"About freaking time!" Bart shouted.
Yoshi and Peppy's eyes lit up. "Wow..."
Dr. Hoshi sweatdropped. "It took you that long to say it?"
Taj chuckled nervously. "Well..."
"Frickin' sweet, a four part race. This oughta be interesting" Black Mage Junior said as he gunned the engine and put in a cd with a couple various songs on it.
"Sweet!" Musashi said happily.
"BUT..." Master Hand started.
May looked at Master Hand. "But what?"
"There's one more stage, and let me assure you, it's a mixure between a volcano and a desert," Master Hand said, "And if you can find it, then you'll be able to progress without going through one of the stages."
Pikachu grinned. "Now that's what I'm talking about."
"Sort of like a bonus stage!" Tails said. "Cool, man!"
"Cool!" Musashi grinned.
"I'm ready for the race!" Yoshi shouted.
Dr. Hoshi nodded. "Yup. We must have been resting for..." He checked the calander. "5 days? DAMN!"
Peppy Ankylosaurus sweatdropped. "We must have really been neglecting this race..."
Chad the Charmander nodded. "You got that right."
"A-herm," Master Hand said, "The sixth and final race will begin in a few minutes. Get ready to race."
"WOOT!" Pikachu cheered, hoping into his car.
"Ya know what? Pichu said, "We should add music to this race."
Mario smiled. "What-a great idea-a, Pichu!"
"Porquoles!" Mr. Game-and-Watch shouted, setting Misty's clothes on fire.
Misty shrieked as she hopped into her car to cover herself. "GAH! You pervert!"
Mr. Game-and-Watch sweatdropped and chuckled nervously. "Whoops. My bad."
"So, are we starting the race, or what?" B.M jr. asked, definitely at least a litte ticked off.
"Let's do this." Musashi griinned as he hope in the back of B.M jr.'s car.
"On your marks...get set..." Master Hand said.
Yoshi, Peppy, Birdo, Boshi, Shelia, Heppy, Zirdo, and Bronto all zoomed up at the starting line, next to Mario/Luigi and May/Misty/Max.
"GO!" Master Hand announced, everyone zooming away except...
"Barney?" Master Hand said in disbelief. "What are you doing?"
Barney the Dinosaur laughed. "Oh, I'm letting the others get a head start."
"Why?" Taj demanded to know.
Master Hand scoffed. "Fool, you're gonna lose."
Barney shrugged as he then layed down on a blanket. "Go right ahead. I'll catch up."
Master Hand shrugged whatever shoulders he had. "Whatever." He disappeared to the front of the race.
"YEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Musashi shouted happily as he and b.m jr drive.
B.M Jr. was humming the choco mountain theme for no apparent reason as musashi and him tried to hold their ground.
Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi were coming swiftly through the first part of the Waterwind Valley racecourse, surpassing some of the others. They then noticed Dr. Mario/Zelda/Pichu.
"Okay, Yoshi," Dr. Hoshi told, "There are our first targets."
Yoshi nodded. "Gotcha, Dr. Hoshi!" He grabbed a red balloon and fired the missile at Dr. Mario's car.
Dr. Mario, Zelda, and Pichu screamed as they were hit. They looked around to see how fired it.
"Hey!" Pichu cried, pointing at Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi, "They're the ones who fired at us!"
Dr. Mario smirked. "It's-a payback-a time-a!" He started throwing his pills at Yoshi's car, which caused it to go sideways.
Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi screamed, but then they noticed a draw bridge.
"Hey, isn't that a drawbridge?" Yoshi asked Dr. Hoshi.
Dr. Hoshi nodded. "Indeed it is. Let's go through it."
Yoshi smiled. "Okay!" He turned his car around and headed towards the drawbridge, which turned out to be a secret route.
Sonic/Shadow/Amy were burning up the track behind them, their extreme gear burning up with rocket power.
Baby Mario scoffed. "Oh, so those hedgehogs think THEY'RE gonna win, eh?" He took out a cannon. "Fire the bo-bombs!"
Baby Luigi saluted. "Yes sir!" He took several cannonballs into the cannon, and fired them right at Sonic/Shadow/Amy.
"Seems as if Baby Mario and Baby Luigi are striking Sonic/Shadow/Amy down with cannonballs," Master Hand announced, "And it seems as if they're succeeding."
Master Hand was right. The cannonballs were doing damage to Sonic/Shadow/Amy's car, and it seemed as if it was still coming at them.
Sonic/Shadow/Amy made a breaking formation with their extreme gears and let the cannonballs pass right through them.
"Wow!" Baby Luigi exclaimed, "They're good."
Baby Mario rolled their eyes. "Yeah, but not as good as THIS!" He took out a ghost item, and suddenly, both Baby Mario and Baby Luigi became invisible, as well as thier car. Using this technique, they grabbed a yellow balloon, took the rocket, and zoomed way ahead of Sonic/Amy/Shadow to catch up with Captain Falcon.
"Huh?" Captain Falcon said, looking around. He then saw the now visible Baby Mario and Baby Luigi. "Oh, it's you guys!"
"What's cookin' Falcon?" Baby Mario joked.
Sonic/Amy/Shadow however clacked their boards together, generating an energy surge that propelled them forward, right after the Baby Marios.
Captain Falcon scoffed. "I'll show you!" He then stopped and rammed back into Sonic/Shadow/Amy. He then rammed into Baby Mario/Baby Luigi's sides.
"AHH!" Baby Luigi screamed.
Baby Mario growled. "Damn you, Captain Falcon! You haven't even improved in skills of racing one bit!"
Captain Falcon laughed. "Oh, trash talk from a baby version of a fat plumber!"
"You decreased in racing so much!" Baby Mario jeers, "You're a loser! You can't race against us anymore!"
"Oh yeah?" Captain Falcon taunts, ramming Baby Mario's car into a tree.
"Damn!" Baby Luigi shouted, "Thanks a lot, Baby Mario!"
"Shut up," Baby Mario mumbled.
Sonic/Shadow/Amy broke apart once more and they all closed in on Captain Falcon, crushing him in a vice grip.
Suddenly, right before Sonic/Shadow/Amy could do anything else, Alec Trevelyan started shooting at them while running. He shot at the tires, and laughed as he ran off. "See ya suckahs!"
"Oh brother!" Captain Falcon says, "You can't even race in a car!"
Trevelyan smirked. "I don't need a car to do...THIS!" He threw a grenade into Captain Falcon's car.
Captain Falcon managed to get out the grenade and grinned at Trevelyan. "Nice job trying to get rid of me."
Trevelyan growled. "Damn! I can't believe you manage to avoid that!"
Captain Falcon nodded. "Yeah, I'm good. But damn, you can't throw well!" He started nagging, "You can't throw a bo-bomb or a grenade!"
"He can't throw PERIOD," A Lakitu added, while another Lakitu was helping Sonic/Shadow/Amy get back on the road.
Trevelyan growled. "Oh, just shut it, you two!" He started running off again, to claim 23rd place.
Koopa and Paratroopa were doing their best to get towards the front. They noticed that they were hacing someone tracking them.
"Go check out who's behind us, you guys," Paratroopa said to Goombella and Goombario.
Goombella nodded. "Okay." She turned around to see Knuckles/Rouge coming. "Uh oh! It's Knuckles and Rouge!"
Knuckles smirked. "Take some of this!" He started ramming into Koopa and Paratroopa's car.
Koopa growled. "Oh yeah?" He started throwing green Koopa shells behind him.
Knuckles and Rouge screamed as they started spinning around and crashed into one of the treasure chest of Treasure Trove Cove.
Paratroopa and Koopa gave each other high fives. "WOOT! We did it!"
Goombella and Goombario cheered as they gave each other high fives with their feet.
"I bet ifI use some magic, I could." B.M jr. said as he noticed the windmills and got an idea.
A few minutes later, several racers were getting zapped by lighting caused by the windmills.
B.M jr. smiled. "I love the way windmills make lighting so easy to aim around," He said to Musashi as his partner fought off some people behind them.
"Yeah!" Musashi said with a grin.
"Let us through, damn it!" Homer yelled as he lock swords with Musashi.
"Eat my dust!" Musashi shouted as he hit Homer's car making it spin out of control.
"Ahh...I love this place," B.M jr. said, as he used the water to make some ice pillars behind him and Musashi's car to stop anyone behind them.
"Oh... DEAR... GOD... NO! ARGHHHHH!" Homer screamed as he crashed into Mr. Burns' car.
"AHH!" Mr. Burns cried, "Smithers! Take care of this unintelligent buffoon!"
Smithers took out a flamethrower. "Will do, sir!" he started torching Homer's car with flames.
But the flames were too much as both cars exploded.
Master Hand grimaced. "Ooh! What a way to go!"
Taj nodded. "Looks like Homer/Abe and Mr. Burns/Smithers will have to work together to get their cars back up."
In the front, it's rather strange since the bosses aren't usually there. In fact, the only character in the front is...
"Taking out the trash, taking out the trash, taking out the trash," Oscar the Grouch says, as he throws his filth away. "There. Now I can focus on winnin' this race!"
One of the Lakitus then noticed a pair of racers together coming up. "Hey, will ya look at that?" He flashed his camera at the two racers, who turned out to be Mumbo the skull-faced shaman and Bottles the near-sighted mole.
Mumbo grabbed a blue balloon, which had a shield. "Mumbo take good care of us while being protected by this shield," Mumbo said.
Bottles nodded, and then took out a rocket launcher. "Steady...steady..." He fired a energy blast, which hit Oscar's car.
Oscar turned around to see who fired at him. "Who the-" He saw Mumbo/Bottles. "Damn...it's the Banjo-Kazooie pair-up."
Mumbo nodded. "That right, and we give you trouble BIG time."
"It has been a wonderful start in the race, but the bosses are nowhere in sight. Oscar the Grouch is currentely in the lead, with Mumbo Jumbo the Skull-faced shaman and Bottles the near-sighyted mole behind him," Master Hand announced. "Prett whacked up, huh Taj?"
Taj nodded. "It sure is. I can't help but wonder how this race will turn out in the end."
"Bring it on, you stupid Banjo/Kazooie characters!" Oscar shouted, throwing filth at Mumbo/Bottles.
Mumbo used his magic to summon several stone-like creatures, and then have them attack Oscar rapidly.
"AHHH! WHAT THE HELL?" Oscar shouted, as he crashed into a tree.
Bottles also threw a mine at Oscar's car, which caused it to explode. Bottles smiled. "Yeah. We're number one."
"Nice job, glasses boy," Mumbo said, "We claim first place with ease."
Bottles nodded. "Goes to show you NOT to mess with moles and shamans."
"And now, Mumbo and Bottles have claimed first place, and are away from the others," Master Hand announces, "Looks like these two characters will have a good winning streak."
"Yup." A Lakitu recording Mumbo/Bottles added.
"Let's check out how the characters in 15th-25th places are doing again," Master Hand announced, changing the scene.
Sonic/Amy/Shadow, meanwhile, had blasted right past Captain Falcon and were fighting the racers to make it into the lead.
Pikachu watched as Sonic/Amy/Shadow approached, and then he turned to his teammates. "Let's give those stupid hedgehogs some copyrighto!" Pikachu shouted.
Marth nodded, as he grabbed a Mr. Saturn. "Let's bombard them with Mr. Saturns!"
"Great idea, Marth!" Roy shouted, also taking out a Mr. Saturn.
Sonic/Amy/Shadow, however, anticipated an attack from the Super Smash Brothers, who never fully accepted SEGA charas being on Nintendo.
"Steady...steady..." Pikachu said, waiting for the perfect moment.
The three hedgeogs started spinning around in a circle with their spin attacks, generating a tri-colored tornado and sent it right at Pikachu, Marth, and Roy.
"NOW!" Pikachu shouted.
Roy and Marth activated a blue sheild they have planned from the start of the race, and it worked to potential, which meant that the attacks Sonic, Amy, and Shadow were using only attacked the shield instead of the car.
Pikachu smiled. "Good cover up, guys."
"Thanks," Marth said.
The tornado, however, was acting as an ACTUAL tornado, as it began to lift the Nintendo characters into the air.
"Hey, what the!" Roy exclaimed, as he saw the Mr. Saturns go up in the air.
Marth's jaw dropped. "How can we be flying, unless..." He noticed Sheeda and Lillian holding on to each other.
Marth and Roy looked at each other, and screamed.
Pikachu growled. "I'll handle this." He then churned out an all-powerful thunderbolt, that eventually stroke the tornado and wiped it out. Pikachu, Marth, Roy, Sheeda, and Lillian all fell back down onto the race course, and the shield that was protecting them was gone. But so was the tornado attack Sonic/Amy/Shadow used.
"WHOA!" Master Hand announced, after seeing the huge devestating attack, "Sonic, Amy, and Shadow teamed up to use a multi-colred tornado attack, but Pikachu cancelled it with one hell of a thunderbolt!"
Pikachu smiled. "Don't mess with the night of lighting, yo." He said, chuckling.
Sonic/Amy/Shadow, however, were still spinning around, enough to launch another tornado right behind the first one.
Pikachu saw this, and he used another all-powerful thunderbolt to take care of the second tornado. "I'm the night, I'm the night, I'm the night, I'm the night..." He sang cheerfully.
Roy sighed of relief. "That was TOO close." He said.
Marth came up with an idea."Hey, we can knock out those two freakazoids!" He pointed to Air Tank Man and Balloon Dude. "They are always trying to cause trouble!"
However, the counter generated a THIRD tornado right below their car, that sent Pikachu, Marth, and Roy crashing into Air Tank Man and Balloon Dude.
Although the third tornado manage to knock out Marth/Roy/Pikachu, Pikachu manage to strike Sonic/Amy/Shadow with one more thunderbolt that sent them crashing into Haru Glory.
"Marth, Roy, and Pikachu have been struck back into Air Tank Man and Balloon Dude by Sonic/Amy/Shadow, but Pikachu got back at the hedgehogs by electrocuting them straight into Haru Glory!" Master Hand announces, "Oh my! What an exciting dual strike!"
"Okay, let's get back into action," Pikachu said. He turned to Roy. "Pass me a gas tank."
Roy nodded. "You got it." He handed Pikachu a gas tank.
Pikachu attatched the wires of the gas tank to his cheeks, and started pumping up electricity.
"Seems as if Pikachu is using his electricity to get their car back up," Master Hand says, "I wonder how Sonic, Amy, and Shadow will fare with this."
Sonic/Amy/Shadow were hauling ass away on mushroom rocket power, trying to get as far away from Pikachu and his FE teamatesas possible, as well as an irate Haru Glory.
Pikachu finally got the car enough power, and with a thunderbolt to the engine, Pikachu/Marth/Roy went zooming past ALL of the racers, including Sonic/Amy/Shadow and Haru Glory.
"Pikachu, once more, has used another great thunderbolt attack, and has sent him, Marth, Roy, and the other two FE girls into the lead!" Master Hand announced, "But is there anyone who will give them a chance? After all, they are in 10th place now, behind the following racers."
"Who, Master Hand?" A Lakitu asked.
Master Hand looked at his list. "First is Mumbo/Bottles, second is the Star Fox, third is the Flying Krock, fourth is Team Rocket, fifth is Grunty/Klungo, sixth is Eggman's group, seven is Blaze the Cat, eight is Ash Ketchum, and ninth is Snuggles." Master Hand said, looking down. "Let's check on the others."
"Gotcha," Lakitu said, as he floated to another section of the race track. He aimed his cameras at the racers who were in 1st-9th place. "There we go. A smaller cast to record." He said.
The Star Fox crew, at that moment, were steadily overtaking Bottles and Mumbo.
The Flying Krock, who was on par with the Star Fox, were also passing Mumbo/Bottles.
"Arrr, should we attack the Star Fox?" Kaptain K. Rool asked.
King K. Rool nodded. "Yes. Prepare the cannons."
"What about Team Rocket?" Baron K. Roolenstein added.
King looked at Baron. "Team Rocket?"
At that moment, Team Rocket came in between the Flying Krock and the Star Fox.
"It's show time," Meowth said, as he started throwing bombs down at Mumbo and Bottles.
Mumbo repelled the bombs with his magic. "Cat-like Pokemon not taking first place from Mumbo," Mumbo shouted.
Bottles placed up another shield, which this time instead of blue, was green. "I got us covered, Mumbo!"
"Oh yeah?" Meowth jeered, "Repel this!" He spilled oil down from the Team Rocket balloon, which landed behind Mumbo/Bottles.
Mumbo laughed. "Meowth need eye glasses, because your oil miss Mumbo and near-sighted mole."
The Star Fox started to move right above the Team Rocket Balloon, and started to drop bombs on Team Rocket.
The Flying Krock took this opportunity to attack the Star Fox, and started damaging the left side of the Great Fox by ramming into them.
"Excellent ramming, Kaptain," King said.
Kaptain smiled. "No problem, brudda. Let's beat these fools." he then started firing cannonballs at Team Rocket.
The Star Fox suddenly opened its cannon doors and fired like hell at the Flying Krock.
Team Rocket countered back at the Star Fox by throwing a hell of bombs right at the bottom base of the Star Fox.
The Flying Krock continued to ram into the Star Fox while firing cannonballs at Team Rocket.
"Holy hell!" Lakitu exclaimed, "These three teams are attacking each other like lions, tigers, and bears! I gotta get this on camera!" He started taking pictures of the aerial dog fights.
Meowth hopped out from the Team Rocket balloon and hopped aboard the Flying Krock. He started setting Motion Censor Bombs across it. "Hehehe...this'll make those Krocks go out in a boom..." He chuckled to himself.
The Star Fox crew got wise to what Meowth was doing and slowly began to move away from the Flying Krock.
"Hey..." Kaptain said, observing the Star Fox. "What're they doin'?"
Baron rubbed his chin. "I don't know, but..." he looked at the Team Rocket balloon and only noticed Jessie and James. "Seems as if those Team Rocket guys are up to something..."
"Then send a Kremling to go check," King said.
A few minutes later, as Meowth continued to set up the motion censor time bombs, three Kremlings checked the outside of the Flying Krock, trying to find out where Meowth was.
"You go over there, you go over there, and I will check over there," One of the Kremlings said, a they split up.
While Team Rocket, the Star Fox, and the Flying Krock were fighting, Mumbo and Bottles sped away, maintaining their lead.
Meowth chuckled as he placed another Motion Censor Bomb on the Flying Krock. "Here's to a great blasting." He laughed.
Meowth was about to place another Motion Censor Bomb, when he saw a Kremling. He gulped. "Aww crap. It's the crocodile goonies." He got an idea and hid in the top bunker.
Kaptain K. Rool rubbed the back of his head. "Arrrr, why do i feel as though much pain is going to befall us soon?" Kaptain asked.
Suddenly several giant pillars of ice formed in front of the racers.
"Damn you, Homer Simpson! Now I lost my chance to win the race!" Mr. Burns yell at Homer.
"Gasp! You remember my first name!" Homer gasped.
"Oh put a cork in it!" Abe shouted back.
Smithers was too busy fixing Mr. Burns limo. "Don't worry, Mr. Burns! I'll fix our car!"
"Bonzai!" Bart Simpson shouted as he jumped over the group.
Pikachu/Marth/Roy zoomed past several racers as they avoided the traps.
Sonic/Amy/Shadow blasted right through the track in tornado power, mowing down EVERYTHING in their path.
"Uh, when will the bob-omb jump going to happen?" Musashi asked b.m jr.
"NOW!" b.m jr shouted, and the two went flying into the lead.
Peppy Ankylosaurus and Clario went through the water part of Treasure Trove Cove and then grabbed a balloon transformer than turned their car into a plane.
"It's very risky, but worth it." b.m jr said as the two entered a large and long log tunnel.
"YAAAAAAAHOOOO!" Clario cheered, wacing his hands in the air.
Peppy looked down below. "Sweet! We're beating the other racers in the air!"
The Triple Hedgehog Tornado was throwing racers into the air, when they began to close in on Peppy and the others.
"I don't think so!" Musashi yelled as he and b.m went passed the two.
Pikachu used his amazing thunderbolt attack, which countered back at the tornado.
Peppy noticed the thunderbolt and tornado. He sighed of relieve. "Okay, it's time we go offensive," Peppy said, as he started churning thunderbolt sof his own down at the racers below.
Clario did the same, but used fire balls instead.
. then made a choice. "ULTIMA ARMAGEDDON!" He shouted, and launched another giant blue wave of magic behind the car, rocketing it ahead of the others, including Sonic/Shadow/Amy.
But the thunderbolt had little to no effect this time, and the tornado kept on coming, knocking away any attacks coming at it.
"Hey, that's not fair," Said a random child in the audience, as the entire audience started to boo, hiss, and jeer at Sonic/Amy/Shadow.
"Finally, people understand..." A Lakitu said to himself as he steered away from the tornado.
"PORQUOLEY!" Mr. Game-And-Watch shouted, as Popo's group rammed right into Sonic/Amy/Shadow.
"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Musashi yelled victorious.
"It's go time!" Popo said, as he and Nana teamed up and started wahcking Sonic's car which their hammer attacks.
The audience started to cheer loudly for the Super Smash Brothers as more Lakitus fluttered over to the Waterwind Valley racecourse.
Ness used his PK fire on Pikachu/Marth/Roy, which sent their engine on fire.
"AHHH!" Roy shouted, trying to put out the fire.
Marth growled. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, NESS?"
"Musashi, get ready, we're about to go over a cliff!" b.m jr said as they reached the end of the log tunnel into a huge pit. the car then became a plane and took off into the air.
Ness rubbed the back of his head. "Well...we ARE attacking each other in the race, so why not?"
"WHOOOOHOOOOOOO!" Musashi yelled excitedly.
"Banjo, why don't we just use wonderwing to break ahead?" Kazooie asked the bear, who was trying not to get hit by bob-ombs being thrown by the others ahead of them.
"Uh...Peppy..." Clario said, pointing at the huge tornado that's still coming.
Peppy slapped his forehead. "Aw great-"
Before Peppy Ankylosaurus could finish, the tornado Sonic/Amy/Shadow used started twirling the pair into the air.
"AHHHH!" Peppy and Clario screamed.
"A-herm. Everyone are inside the log tunnel, and it seems as if Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi are still in last, with May/Max/Misty following them," Master Hand announced.
Several people had passed b.m jr and musashi already, but they were keeping up in front with little problems.
At that very moment, Sonic/Amy/Shadow broke off, cancelling the tornado, and leaving the other racers plumetting to the ground.
Peppy managed to regain control of the plane, and he flew ahead of Sonic/Amy/Shadow, releasing exaust gas from the engine tank.
At the same time, Dr. Mario's group was approaching next to Pikachu's group.
"It's go time, baby!" Dr. Mario said, throwing pills at Marth and Roy.
Marth and Roy repelled by using their sword attacks on Dr. Mario's car.
Zelda used Din's fire on Lillian and Sheeda, who were only there to cheer Marth and Roy on.
Babies Mario and Luigi were chasing Captain Falcon, who was chasing Trevelyan, who altogether was chasing James Bond.
James Bond sighed. "Jeeze, how many people are going to be chasing me?"
Captain Falcon drove up next to James Bond. "Hmmm...I don't know, maybe a lot."
James Bond sighed. "I might have known, then."
"Mumbo and Bottles, as well as B.M jr. and Musashi, are still retaining their lead while a few other racers, including the Star Fox, Team Rocket, and the Flying Krock, chasing them." Master Hand announced, as several Lakitus were recording Mumbo/Bottles and B.M jr/Musashi.
Unbeknownst to Sonic/Amy/Shadow, the Chaotix were slowly tailing behind on their own extreme gears, waiting for the right moment.
Charmy suddenly cracked and pulled out two railguns, then started firing at sonics wheels
"Uh oh, Star Fox team coming up to us!" Musashi shouted as he saw the Star Fox team catching up.
"Well, I need to recharge after my ultima armageddon, so what inventory do we have with us?" b.m jr asked.
"Hmm, I don't know." Musashi scratch his head.
"Ah, here we go, the Shirk Bolt!" Musashi shouted pulling out the Shirk Bolt.
B. sighed. "Fine. Throw the bolt, Musashi." b.m jr said as he barrel rolled away from a giant tree root.
Musashi laugh as he throw the bolt, shrinking the racers, excpet for him and b.m jr.
In the drawbridge castle, Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi were looking at the others outside Treasure Trove Cove.
"Well what do you know," Dr. Hoshi said, examing the others.
Yoshi then saw May pull up next to him. "Hiya May!"
May waved. "Hiya Yoshi! Kinda weird being last, huh?"
Yoshi nodded. "Yeah. I never knew that we would actually be in last."
"Speaking of which," Misty added, looking at an upcoming tunnel. "This path seems to be leading into that tunnel."
Max scratched his head. "I wonder where it leads to."
Dr. Hoshi checked his map. "It seems to lead to the Volcano/Desert stage Master Hand mentioned," He explained.
Yoshi, May, Misty, and Max all looked at Dr. Hoshi in surprise. "Really?"
Dr. Hoshi sweatdropped. "Yes, really."
"WOOT!" Yoshi cheered, "We're gonna get back into the race!"
May cheered. "Yay! Let's go!" She started up her car again, and then she and Yoshi started zooming towards the tunnel.
"Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and May/Misty/Max have seem to taken a tunnel that should take them towards the bonus Volcano/Desert stage I mentioned," Master Hand said, looking at the screen of the Lakitu that was recording the two pairs.
Mumbo looked at Bottles. "Mumbo need more ammo. Is there anything to use?"
Bottles checked his items box. "Hmmm...let's see, now..." He started sorting through it. "Rockets, glowblos, wands, stones, grenade eggs, fire eggs, ice eggs..."
Banjo and Kazooie were using an infinite gold feathers cheat to help them get ahead of the others. but now they were having problems getting by Sonic/Amy/Shadow.
Meowth sweatdropped. "Awww man...I can't stay up here forever..." He said. His claws then lost their grip, and he fell off the Flying Krock and landed on and Musashi.
The Kremlings looked down at the injured Meowth, then at each other. "Eh," they said, shrugging, as they went back inside.
"What the?" Musashi shouted.
Suddenly b.m jr and musashi's engine stopped.
"Great, looks like the bob-omb damaged the engine" b.m jr said as the two plummeted.
"Holy crap!" Musashi yelled.
"Do something!" Musashi yelled.
"I can't," Black Mage Junior started to explain, "I really have no spells for this sort of thing."
"Take this!" Dr. Mario shouted, punching into Marth's car.
Marth pinned Dr. Mario's car wheels. "You dent my cars, and I'll take out your tires!" He shouted.
Dr. Mario sweatdropped. "What the?"
"Are we attacking now?" Pichu asked.
Pikachu grabbed Pichu. "You are, and you're about to get smacked up by your father!"
Pichu gasped. "No! Don't touch me, you womanizing...slut!" He cried out.
Pikachu smirked. "Pichu, did you know how I felt when I screwed your Chansey of a mother?"
Pichu gasped again. "No! It's not true!"
Pikachu nodded. "Yes, Pichu, I am your father. Now come ove rhere and spread your legs like a good boy."
Pichu sobbed. "No! It's not true!"
A mega mushroom then hit Pichu, and the mini-rat gotten bigger.
"Ha-ha!" Pichu laughed, attacking Pikachu's car. "I am giant! Who's your daddy?"
"I am!" Pikachu said, smiling, "I'm my own daddy!"
Roy sweatdropped as Pichu went back to his normal size. "That's messed up, dude."
Pichu laughed. "I'm my own daddy..."
Zelda shook her head. "Not for the 21st Century..."
"CHANSEY!" Roy shouted, pointing at Clefairy.
"Clefairy!" Clefary shouted, as she started oing metronome.
Pichu screamed. "AHH! IT'S A CLEFAIRY!"
Clefairy then started using metronome, and it caused Dr. Mario/Pichu/Zelda, Marth/Roy/Pikachu, Banjo/Kazooie, and Sonic/Shadow/Amy to go swerving.
"AHHH! AHHH!" Pichu cried out.
"Porquoles!" Mr. Game-And-Watch shouted in a Spanish accent. He then did a victory pose. "Copyright."
"Whoooei!" Master Hand announced, "It seems as if this part of the race is getting more chaotic!" He chuckled. "Get it? Chaotic? Chaotix?" He sighed. "Fine, don't laugh. I don't care."
"PORQUOLES!" Mr. Game-and-Watch shouted randomly again.
"Ice, ice baby," Popo said, throwing ice at Zelda.
"NO!" Zelda shouted, "Leave me alone!'
"Here comes the arrow!" Young Link shouted, aiming at the Chaotix's car.
Ness tried not to snicker. "You have no crotch, Young Link."
Young Link sweatdropped. "Uh...uh..."
Jigglypuff giggled. "It was erased by Nintendo. They're like 'Oh, we're being sensitest! We can't let children know they have private parts!"
"Splee!" Yelled a really tall cat as he fell onto Ness' head.
"Damn. And here we thought we were going to take first place." Musashi pouted.
"I might be able to do something," Black Mage Junior conjured with a smirk as he cast a teleport spell to rocket them ahead to the halfway mark, where a garage is.
Banjo and Kazooie suddenly came up beside Sonic, Amy, and Shadow.
"Hey guys, do you know how far it is to the half way pit stop area?" Kazooie asked the hedgehogs
"About 10 more miles, I think." Sonic said, answering Kazooie's question.
Lakitu had his mind get so boggled up, he fell onto the tall cat, dazzed.
The really tall cat on Ness's head was soon followed by a small, square shaped white and orange cat with a giant ball of fluff for a tail and a medium black cat with long, pointed up ears.
"What the?" The black cat, Mr. Blik, exclaimed. He slapped his forehead. "ARGH! WAFFLES, I TOLD YOU NOT TO MESS WITH THE VIDEOGAME MACHINE!'
"But the leprechaun under my bed told me to," Waffle replied. "Sometimes he tells me to burn things."
Banjo and Kazooie burst into laughter at the cats stupid comment.
"We'll be right back to this sixth Yoshi Kart race after a word from our commercials," Master Hand said, which some racers stopping at the pit stop.
The Next Part of This Wacky Race will Appear soon, so stayed tuned!