Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Yep, it's another one of those chapters. I basically combined all of the actual racing footage. Of course, most of you won't notice this until you notice the strange decrease of chapters... but that's another story. And speaking of which, go read any of my other 500 fanfics, they're much better than this shit.
Author's Notes: Nothing important to read here. Just enjoy this chapter I took so long to write!
P.S. Due to the long chapter this was originally contained in being very long, the beginning of the very long chapter has been trailed down to this chapter, and the following 5 parts will reveal what the very long chapter was originally going to be.
Disclaimer: We don't own all of the official characters and all the fan-made characters belong to their owners respectfully. On a side note, all the fan-made members of the original 10 Yoshi Kart racers belong to Yoshizilla. Not like anyone actually cares...
P.P.S. Unfortunately, earlier on September 4th, the great Steve Irwin has passed away, and I'd like to dedicate this chapter in his honor. Thank you and enjoy.
P.P.P.S. "That's funny right there." - Mater
Listing of Racers
"ENOUGH OF THE FUCKING LIST," Yoshi growled in annoyance as he grabbed it and started tearing it to treads, rightfully being pissed off as he went back to the racing action.
Dr. Hoshi sighed in relief as he folded his arms, nodding his head. "Thank God he snapped. Everyone who even remotely cared about this story got sick of it after its second usage."
Heppy Ankylosaurus was speeding behind Donald Trump. He grabbed an item box, and the item was a missile. He fired it at Donald Trump, but the wealthy man manage to avoid it. Heppy gritted his teeth together and he fired another missile. Donald Trump, however, threw a mine behind him, and the missile exploded into the mine. Heppy wasn't caught off guard, but he had to slow down a bit to be able to see in the thick smoke.
Heppy then could see Donald Trump, and he then got blasted by a few fireballs, from Squall. Squall smirked and slipped some banana peels in front of Heppy. Heppy manage to make his car jump above the banana slips and then he landed right ahead of Squall. Squall's eyes widened, but not long did Heppy release electric bolts behind him. Squall, unfortunately, hit the electric bolts and got electrocuted, as well as his SeeD Van. Heppy smirked and continued to zoom after Donald Trump.
Donald Trump turned around to see Heppy again. He growled under his breath, and then he released more mines behind him. Heppy did his best to avoid the explosive objects, but accidentaly hit a mine, it caused one of his tires to explode. Heppy gulped, but he wasn't going to go down without a fight. With or without a tire, Heppy zoomed after Donald Trump using a rocket blaster. He came head-to-head with Donald Trump. Donald Trump smirked and rammed into Heppy. Heppy grinned and rammed right back. The two racers continued to ram each other, passing a few racers as they did.
Shelia the Stegosaurus was trailing Krunch. She picked up a rocket zoomer from a nearby item box and zoomed ahead of Krunch. Krunch, not to be out-done by a yellow female Stegosaurus, grabbed a rocket zoomer from another item box and zoomed to end up next to Shelia. Shelia used her own spike-wielding tail to whack the side of Krunch's car. Krunch sank his teeth into Shelia's car roof. Shelua looked up and gave Krunch a determined look as she once again zoomed ahead. She then grabbed a mine and threw it in front of Jak's group.
Jak placed up a blue shield around him and manage to deflect the mine explosion. Daxter got up and threw several banana peels right at Shelia and Krunch. Shelia simply made the banan peels disappear by revealing flames out of the car's mouth. Krunch turned his car into a plane and flew over the banana peels. Shelia then followed right after Krunch by transforming her car into a plane and flew right after Krunch. Jak's group were also attemtping to follow, but not before the Tyrannoyoshi Rex rammed right into their car, sending the Sony characters crashing off course. Tyrannoyoshi Rex smirked and charged after Shelia and Krunch.
Boshi and Bronto were once again competing each other to keep their positions in the race. They manage to get pass a few racers, and then they resumed to beat up each other. Boshi slammed his tail right into the car's engine. Bronto gritted his teeth and body slammed right onto Boshi. Boshi pushed Bronto off, but only noticed that his car had a huge dent on its hood. Boshi's eyes turned into flames and shlashed up Bronto's car. Bronto bellowed and kicked repeatiately at Boshi's car engine. Ironically, despite beating the crap out of each other's cars, the two dinosaurs manage to pass more racers and eventually claim 3rd place.
Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and May/Misty/Max were speeding alongside each other in the volcano/desert race course, where they then encounter swerving banks.
Max gulped. "Yu-oh. Swerving bank. This is not good."
Misty started to tremble, and she looked at Max with fear in her eyes. "Swerving banks? Is that good or bad?"
"Bad," Max said, "They're every racer's bad nightmare."
Misty gulped. "Oh no."
Dr. Hoshi turned to both Misty and Max. "Don't worry, guys. We'll be able to turn every curve at this swerving banks area."
Max and Misty both smiled, their eyes gleaming. "You think we will, Dr. Hoshi?"
Dr. Hoshi chuckled. "C'mon. What's a few turns going to do to us?"
Max and Misty cheered, and then turned their focus to the swerving banks, with more determination.
May and Yoshi both looked at each other and smiled. They nodded, and then turned their attention to the race-course, which was where the most difficult part of the race was about to take place.
"As part of the fact that we have a new budget," Master Hand stated as he was altered by use of time travel, stretching his fingertips. "And by certain circumstances that I have provoked..." He coughed, receiving suspicious glances from everyone, including Taj. "I'm happy to say that there's actual new racing material in the race! And there's no stupid lists, either!" He then snapped his fingertips. "Enough of me yapping. Back to the race!"
Moe, Lenny, and Carl were riding in a copypasta of Homer Simpson's car, only it was colored yellow instead.
"Finally, we're actually used for once!" Lenny exclaimed as he smiled, stretching his arms.
Carl nodded in agreement, though he frowned in disappointment, turning to Lenny, who was in the middle while Carl himself was on the right. "Yeah! Too bad it's in a chapter that's set way, way back."
"Oh who cares? All that matters is that we're burning rubber, and taking out the losers of the road!" Moe insisted, driving the wheel as he looked at his rear view mirror, spotting the bird trio that were the Babylon Hunters. "In fact, here comes our first batch of suckers. Prepare the items!"
Jet The Hawk was riding on his green hoverboard, with Wave The Swallow and Storm The Albatross by his sides as he jumped on top of Moe's car, grinding on it as he came forward, glancing behind him and sticking out his tongue at Moe, Lenny, and Carl.
"Nye he he! Thanks for the free ride, chumps!" Jet taunted as he tossed a regular bomb at Moe's car, causing the roof to catch on fire.
Lenny and Carl screamed as Moe slapped both of them, pointing at the fire.
"Don't just stand there looking stupid! Contribute!" Moe called out as he had a rather annoyed look on his face.
Lenny tried to find something that could put the fire out, but Wave zipped by and chucked a fake item box it. Lenny grabbed the fake item box, being paralyzed as he dropped to the floor.
Carl panicked as he screamed, placing his hands on his face as Moe sighed, shaking his head as he stopped the car, deciding to douse the flame himself, while Jet, Wave, and Storm pressed on forward, to catch up to the other racers.
Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and May/Misty/Max were now officially in the swerving banks section of the racecourse. The pair of racers looked at each other, nodded, and then zoomed of onto the swerving banks.
"Okay, guys," Yoshi said, "Be very careful here. I heard that numerous racers of the past who went through these swerving banks never made it back."
May gulped. "Uh oh...that doesn't sound good..."
Max rolled his eyes. "Of course it DOESN'T sound good...why would it sound good to you?"
May growled a bit. "Max, shut up."
Misty shook her head. "Guys, can we just concentrate on getting out of here?"
Dr. Hoshi smiled. "Good thinking, Misty."
Misty smiled. "Thanks. I looked over this race course in the past a while ago."
Yoshi nodded. "Okay, then. Me and Dr. Hoshi will go in the western half. You guys go in the eastern half."
May, Max, and Misty saluted. "Got it." And like that, they drafted their car to the eastern half of the race course.
Yoshi turned to Dr. Hoshi. "Ready, doc?"
Dr. Hoshi smirked. "Ready? I was born ready."
Yoshi chuckled. "So was I."
Both of the two dinosaurs nodded at each other, and then turned their focus to the swerving banks of terror.
Yoshi stayed in the middle as he skidded down alongside with his partner Dr. Hoshi in his kart. He the made a sharp right turn, avoiding some of the jagged rocks on the left. Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi sighed of relief, but not before noticing some more jagged rocks ahead. Dr. Hoshi took the wheel and made a sharp left turn, followed by swerving right again to avoid the larger jagged rocks. Some of the lava-rock creatures then appeared and started attacking the car.
Dr. Hoshi looked at Yoshi and nodded. Yoshi nodded back and grabbed some of his eggs, and then started throwing his eggs at the lava-rock creatures. Unfortunately, the eggs seemed to not have worked, and at Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi's dismay, the lava-rock creatures manage to break off a wheel tire of the kart. Yoshi groaned and resorted to using his flutter kicks on the lava-rock creatures.
Dr. Hoshi kept his focus on the road, which had more curves. Making two sharp left turns, Dr. Hoshi then swerved right, and he managed to shake off some of the lava-rock creatures. However, even more of the pesky fire monsters have re-appeared, and it was a much more deadly hazard to Dr. Hoshi. Yoshi had to protect Dr. Hoshi from getting attacked, but also defend the car. This wasn't going to be easy.
May/Misty/Max, on the other hand, had a slightly better chance. May was concentrating on the road, while Max defended his sister by fighting off the pesky lava-rock creatures. Misty manage to protect their car, with some extra help from her and May's Pokemon. The lava-rock creatures helplessly gave up, seeing as how they despised the water they were being squirted by the water Pokemon. Making three sharp turns, May manage to shake off the last of the lava-rock creatures. Misty and Max gave each other high-fives while May smiled confidently and rejoined with Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi on the now-connected road.
Thankfully, with May/Misty/Max alongside, Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi had more confidence. While May kept driving alongside Dr. Hoshi, Misty helped fix Yoshi's kart by grabbing a spare wheel tire and placing it into the kart. May and Misty's Pokemon helped Yoshi drive off the lava-rock creatures, while Max did some repairs for Yoshi's Kart. May and Dr. Hoshi then both noticed a jagged-in path right in front of the pair of racers, and they didn't have time to notice before they crashed right into the jagged rocks. Both of the karts took heavy damage, and the lava-rock creatures were knocked away. Yoshi, Dr. Hoshi, May, Misty, Max, and the Pokemon all groaned in pain as they laid helplessly on the ground, with an evil cackle in the background echoing.
"You foolish racers," The bearer of the evil cackle taunted, "You think you can easily get through MY volcano and desert homeland, do you? Well, think again, because it's NOT happening."
Yoshi looked up at the evil figure, and gasped. "Oh my God…it's…IT'S…!"
The evil figure cackled again. "Yes…it is I…"
Ussop scratched his head. "Why aren't we going anywhere, Luffy?" He asked, as the Straw Hat crew waited, seeing as how their ship was stuck in some deep sand.
Luffy looked around. "The ship's not moving...hey Nami, can you do something about it?' Luffy asked
Nami scratched her head nervously. "Because we're not in water, that's why."
Sanji got an idea. "How about we blast our ship using bombs?"
Ussop frowned. "How's that gonna work?"
Sanji shrugged. "Hey, I was just suggesting, you barely got any idea-"
Luffy, overhearing Sanji's idea, smiled and cheered. "THAT'S IT! ZOLO, GET SOME WATER!" Luffy shouted to the swordsman.
Zolo, though, had already tossed a few bob-ombs behind them, and the ship went flying from the explosion.
"AHH!" Luffy, Nami, and Sanjo all yelled.
"AAAAAIIIIEEE!" Chopper screamed, holding onto Ussop tight.
Ussop screamed. "HOLD On, CHOPPER!"
Zolo grabbed the Merry Go Round's ship pole, managing to get his grip.
Luckily for the Straw Hat crew, the ship manage to land in some water, and started sailing in 25th place.
Master Hand, after looking at the sequence from the huge screen, turned to taj. "Seems as if the Straw Hat crew got back into the race."
Taj nodded. "Yeah, and it's a good thing, too. Otherwise, they would have been stuck for good."
Master Hand nodded. "Yup. Let's go see how the other racers are."
Taj nodded in agreement, and the two announcers once more turned to the huge screen, which showed the next racing sequence.
Peppy Ankylosaurus and Clario were both speeding onwards the racetrack to claim 12th place, but what they didn't realize is that they were about to get transported to another bizarre section.
"All right, Clario?" Peppy asked, looking at the writing pad he was holding, "Seeing how we are going steady, we have to have the right supplies in check. Do we have wrenches?"
Clario checked his bag on the backseat, and there were wrenches, flashlights, and scissors. "Check!"
Peppy looked at his writing pad again. "Do we have any oil?"
Clario took out several small cans containing oil. "Check!"
Peppy glanced up at Clario. "Do we got any extra wheel tires?"
Clario nodded, and he opened the trunk, pointing at the wheel tires placed neatly. "Check, Peppy!"
The yellow Ankylosaurus smiled as he thumbed down the writing pad. "Okay, so we got wrenches, several cans containing oil, and extra wheel tires. Do we need anything else?"
Clario rubbed the back of his head. "I don't know, why?"
Right at that moment, the two characters were suddenly blasted by two rocket missiles.
"WHOA!" Clario said, holding onto his hat.
Peppy growled. "Arghh! What kind of idiot would just blast us with rocket missiles?"
To answer Peppy's question, Barney the Dinosaur drove by, singing happily to himself.
"Huuhuuhuuhuu!" Barney giggled, "I did it! I manage to blast those two guys off the road! Now I'll sing a happy song to myself!" He started singing a preschool song to himself.
Peppy scoffed. "That's what he thinks!" He grabbed the steering wheel and turned to Clario. "Clario!"
Clario saluted. "Yes, sir!"
Peppy grinned. "Unleash the triple pack!"
Clario nodded, and he then grabbed a pack of triple mushrooms. Throwing them into the engine, the car zoomed right ahead of some of the racers, and both Peppy and Clario came up behind Barney.
Barney laughed. "Oh! You guys want to play with me even more?"
"Shut up!" Peppy shouted, as he used his Ankylosaurus Shock Bolt to electrocute Barney's car, causing it to explode.
Barney gasped, but then his magical car, which was made from special LEGO blocks, put itself back together, and Barney laughed as he zoomed next to Peppy/Clario.
"Oh! You two guys are so great!" Barney giggled, as he grabbed a hook-shot and shot it right at Peppy's kart left side, "I'm gonna stick with you for the rest of this race!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Peppy and Clario both cried in horror, and also in Darth Vader's voice.
Darth Vader sighs. "I'm never going to get a break, am I?"
"Nope, not at all," Master Hand and Taj said, as the scene faded to the background, and then to black.
"Faster, Klungo, we must be quick!" Gruntilda Winkybunion exclaimed as she was casting spells at several racers behind them. "The thought of losing a race likes this makes me squick!"
Klungo rubbed the back of his head with his right hand as he steered around the left banks of the grassy mountain, going under several rolling orange boulders. "I don't know, Missstresss Grunty, sssssshouldn't we ssssssslow down and appreciate the ssssssscenery?"
Gruntilda smacked Klungo in the head as she scolded him. "I'll make you appreciate you're life if you don't go! Now come on, we have to put up a show!"
Klungo sighed as he put their vehicle to the metal, going into the dark tunnel before them that lead to a densly populated area consisting of everything made of logs.
Blaze The Cat was using a regular standard purple kart as she swerved around the floating icebergs in the giant river heading west, landing on the yellow sand of the beach as she glanced to her right, to see Krusty The Klown driving in his personal limousine. She gawked as Krusty turned to her, laughing.
"Hey hey, hoohoohoohaahaahee!" Krusty laughed as he wagged his right index finger at Blaze, "What are cats doing driving in a grand prix? Don't you know it's crazy?"
Blaze was about to retort when Krusty rammed into her, pushing her into the salty river as he drove off, laughing his head off. Blaze growled as she was pulled out by a random green shelled Lakitu, landing on the cement paved road as she began blazing purple flames all around her and her kart.
"Oooh, you stupid clown! I'm show you not to mess with a princess!" Blaze growled as she slammed her foot on the pedal, zipping off as she swerved twice around the right bank, heading uphill as she was gaining on Krusty's tail, the two of them entering a dark tunnel within the mountain.
Back to our obvious main heroes and heroines for the ridiculously ridiculous and huge race, the evil figure cackled once more as he revealed himself to be...
"ELMO?" Everyone (or mostly Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and May/Misty/Max) said in disbelief.
Elmo laughed as he revealed himself. "Mwahahaha! I am the great and EVIL Elmo!"
"Shock," Yoshi stated as he turned to the camera, stunned. "And to think, things were getting blander by the second."
Heppy Ankylosaurus was on the left side of the racecourse, fixing up his car. He was turning up his engine in order not to have is engine explode. After a few more minutes, he got it fixed.
"Phew," Heppy said, wiping his forehead with a napkin, "That took me some time. Oh well, at least I was able to fix up my car." He hopped into it, and took off onto the racetrack.
Right in front of Heppy were King Dedede and Escargoon, who were fighting with James Bond for 7th place.
"Escargoon!" King Dedede shouted, "Get the star rod ready!"
Escargoon took out a small wand from his pocket and aimed it at James Bond. "Ready to fire, sire!"
James Bond turned around to see King Dedede and Escargoon. He smirked, and then turned is top tank part around, facing King Dedede and Escargoon.
Escargoon then held the star rod behind him for several seconds, and released an energy ball straight at the tank. The energy ball made contact, and it caused damage to James Bond's tank, causing it to slow down a bit. However, James Bond was able to fire two bombs straight at King Dedede's machine, sending the two Kirby characters flying into the sky.
"Don't mess with the great Bond…James Bond," James Bond coolly said, smiling, as he turned his top part around and sped off.
Heppy, after watching what has happened, quickly followed James Bond, as well as Gruntilda and Klungo.
Pikachu drives carefully around the carefully placed bombs around the snowy area of the Waterwind Valley racecourse while Marth and Roy fend off the other racers. Marth grabs an arrow, and aiming at Crazy Hand, fires. Crazy Hand screams as the arrow pierces through him, and as he lands into the cold snow, he starts to fire random bolts of electricity at random, one of them electrocuting Pikachu, marth, and Roy. As Roy grabs a healing potion from an item box, he pours the potion down the engine tank, recovering the vehicle. Pikachu steers to the right, and presses a button, which allows the vehicle to bounce over some snow, landing back on the road. As Pikachu turns right, he notices a small ramp ahead, and manages to see on the other side the road, separated by the river flowing. Pressing the same button again, the vehicle goes over the ramp and bounces, landing safely on the road and continuing.
Ash Ketchum approaches fast from behind, using a pack of mushrooms to speed forward. He sharply slides down the left bend and orders Torkoal to burn the snow, which he does. Ash bounces over the small ramp and lands on the road, turning rightward and notices a minefield of snowman-bombs. Torkoal uses its ember attacks, which burn the snowmen and cause them to explode upon contact from the burning flames. Ash then slides on some oil leftover by Pikachu, and he crashes into a snowman-bomb, holding onto Torkoal as he goes up and falls back down into the cold snow, shivering as his B-Dasher lands in the snow, burned and damages.
Pikachu receives high-fives from Marth and Roy as he turns sharply on the right bend, going into a small tunnel downwards, turning to the left and noticing the snow fall down towards the ground, via the small windows on both sides of the tunnel walls.
Down the right-bending curves lie ahead a smooth, narrow left curve through a small, green pasture area. It is here that Boggy the Polar Bear is being chased by Tiptup, Team Rocket, and Oscar the Grouch. Going left, Boggy bounces off of his sleigh and falls back down as the sleigh goes down a steep point in the road. Clawing his fingers into the road, Boggy climbs upwards the road, only to get pushed aside into the grass (and thus, being forced back downwards the hill) by Oscar the Grouch, who uses his garbage to propel his car further.
Jessie grabs a grenade, and holds it tightly while James jumps upwards the hill and turns leftward, going after Oscar. Oscar turns around and tosses behind a banana peel, which causes Team Rocket's vehicle to spin around. Tiptup quietly turns his green car into a green plane, and he zooms upwards into the air, going to the left and flying over part of a mountain. Meowth takes out a mechanic arm, and he launches it at the back of Oscar's car, grabbing it. Oscar growls, and as he slams his green foot onto the pedal, the vehicle drags Team Rocket along with him. Sliding to the right, Oscar decides to ram into the mountain, attempting of causing Team Rocket to yield. The three Rockets scream, but they manage to swerve away from the mountain, and they start to approach closer to Oscar's vehicle. Oscar rams into the mountain again, and the collision forces the mechanical arm to break apart. Gasping, James forces the vehicle to go faster, and it appears next to Oscar. Grinning devilishly, Oscar pushes Team Rocket towards the edge of the road, causing part of the vehicle to drive over the grass, which slows the engine own a bit. Jessie grabs Oscar by the back and attempts to joke him, while James and Meowth switch positions. Meowth slams his foot on the brake, and it forces the vehicle to stop, causing Jessie to let go of Oscar. Oscar screams, but he manages to get his hands back on the steering wheel, turning sharply to the left as his car scraps the mountainside. Noting the scratch, Oscar shrugs and continues, sliding downwards to the left and entering a small tunnel carved inside the mountain. James attaches a rocket booster to the vehicle, and setting it, the vehicle zooms back on the road, with Meowth steering the vehicle carefully back to the road. As the rocket power dies down, and the rocket launcher breaks off, Meowth turns the vehicle down the left curve and enters the tunnel, following closely behind Oscar.
Tiptup, still in his plane, continues to fly over the mountain, and he notices the racers in the tunnel. Taking out a bomb, Tiptup throws it out of the plane and steers to the right. The bomb hits the top of the mountain, and explodes, causing rocks from above to fall down into the tunnel, some of the rocks crushing Oscar's car. Oscar gets out of his car, and furiously screams in rage as he pushes the rocks off of his damaged car, while Team Rocket zooms by, laughing as they turn leftward. Tiptup, overhearing what happened in the tunnel, chuckles as he goes downwards towards the road, and turns his green plane into a hoover, sliding down the road downwards and turning right, going through several coniferous trees, on both sides of the road.
Heppy Ankylosaurus, along with his friends Shelia the Stegosaurus, Bronto the Brontosaurus, and Zirdo the Birdosaurus, was speeding alongside a sandy road. Going into the sand, Heppy turned his purple kart into a purple hover, as did respectively Bronto (his hover being blue), Shelia (her hover being yellow), and Zirdo (her hover being green). Turning to the left and heading towards the beach, Heppy pressed a button and bounced over a conveniently-placed garbage can. Zirdo then pressed forwards and pushed aside Shelia. Grabbing a green Koopa shell, she tossed it at Heppy, which caused his hover to bounce up and down.
As Geppy tried to get his hover back in control, Bronto grabbed a mushroom and used it to zoom past the other three Yoshi Kart racers. Chuckling, the blue Brontosaurus ran over a ramp and grabbed an item from the item box, taking out a oil can. Turning around, he released the oil, which spilled all over the sandy path. Shelia swerved towards the water, and her hover bounced as it rode through the watery waves. Looking at the beach, Shelia pressed her handles forward, and the hover went faster.
As all of the Yoshi Kart racers turned inwards to the right, Heppy got back into control and he grabbed a red Koopa shell, aiming it at Bronto. Bronto sees this, and he tosses behind a mine, which Zirdo collides into. Heppy tosses the red Koopa shell, and it hits Bronto on target, causing the blue, burly Brontosaurus to crash into the empty shack. Heppy propels past the empty shack and bounces over several broken pieces of glass, landing back on the sand and sliding towards the right, before turning left and going down a snake-bend.
Zirdo starts up her hover again, but this time she turns her green hover into a green plane, jumping into the cockpit and flying towards the right, flying overhead the empty shack. Bronto crashes through the window, and riding in his heavy blue kart, he slams his foot on the pedal and zooms through the sandy path, the sand blowing into his face. As he turns left, Bronto squints his eyes and bounces over the small railings, going back into the main road. Turning left, and then right, Bronto discovers Heppy and tosses a red Koopa shell at him, striking the purple Ankylosaurus.
Bronto chuckles, and he zooms past Heppy. Heppy growls, and he pushes his handles further, determined to stay forward. Shelia, meanwhile, comes back onto the main road, and she turns her yellow hover into a yellow kart. Zirdo flies overhead the three Yoshi kart racers, and she presses a button on her control pad, releasing tiny jacks down on the ground. As the mines fall onto the road, the tires of Bronto and Shelia's karts pop, causing Bronto and Shelia's karts to stop in the middle of the road. Heppy chuckles as he bounces over the mini jacks in his hover, and turns left downwards, heading towards several windmills. Zirdo swiftly follows going downwards and following Heppy through the windmills, going through the holes within the middle bottom of the tall structures.
Bronto and Shelia both turn their run-down karts into hovers, and they start up again, throwing mushrooms into their engines and sliding down the left bank, going through the holes in the windmills and swiftly following Heppy and Zirdo in front of them.
Waluigi's Group - consisting of Waluigi himself, Princess Daisy, Toad, Toadette, and Stanley the Bugman - was trekking through the overpass of the obscure racecourse. Surrounded my many beautiful plants and flowers, Waluigi turned inwards to the left bend and started going downwards. As the vehicle went down, the speed picked up better, and it was aided by the boost from a mushroom that Toad threw into the engine. After going down the road and sliding outwards on the right bend, Waluigi swerved to the left, avoiding an incoming bus from the other lane. Daisy took out a Heart, and she used it, which made protective hearts surround the vehicle. As Waluigi sharply turned right inwards, he noticed that Tiff and Tuff were right in front of him.
Switching places with Daisy, Waluigi took out a bo-bomb and held it in his right palm, waiting for their vehicle to approach. After turning inwards to the left, Daisy swerved to the right, getting closer to Tiff and Tuff. Waluigi then tossed the bo-bomb into the engine tank of Tiff's vehicle, and it exploded, which caused the Cappy brother and sister to get blown into the air, their vehicle heavily damaged. Waluigi laughed evilly, and he received high fives from Toad, Toadette, and Stanley as well as a smooch from Daisy. Grabbing an oil can from one of the random item boxes, Waluigi sprayed the oil all over the road behind him, as Daisy slid the vehicle down the right bend of the road.
Passing more beautiful flowers, Waluigi then took out a spray and then sprayed it all over the road behind him. He then tossed the spray can down on the road, and chuckled to himself. Daisy turned upwards the left bend, and swerving to the left to avoid an incoming bus, Daisy sped faster, her right foot standing firmly on the pedal. It was then that she spotted Humba Wumba's group right in front of her. shouting to Waluigi and Stanley, Daisy sharply slid inwards the right bend of the road and approached the group of helpful Banjo-Kazooie characters.
Jamjars turned around to notice Waluigi's group approaching, so he took out a couple of grenade eggs and started firing them at the vehicle behind them. One of the tires on Waluigi's vehicle exploded due to contact with the grenade egg, and everyone screamed as Daisy tried to get the vehicle to stay stable, but it went off the mountain, and into the dense woods below. Jamjars laughed as he attached a rocket booster to Humba Wumba's vehicle and set it on, holding on tightly as the rocket caused the vehicle to BLAST right past the other racers/non-racing vehicles. A Lakitu from the sky watching came down and rescued Waluigi's group, all of them covered with dust (from the explosion) and leaves.
Fuming angrily, Waluigi commanded Toad to take the steering wheel. Toad nodded, and switching places with Daisy, the mushroom boy threw a mushroom into the engine tank, slammed his foot on the pedal, and the vehicle started to zoom on the road again, going outwards on the right bend as Waluigi's group were determined to chase Humba Wumba's group (and beat them, of course).
Mario and Luigi go down the sandy beachfront of the Waterwind Valley racecourse. Luigi tosses behind a banana peel while Mario steers left, jumping over a mine. The Red Fire vehicle speeds over a zipper, and the boost propels the Mario brothers forward Barney the Dinosaur, who's using his singing to give his LEGO mobile power.
Luigi moans, and he takes out his hammer, whacking at the front of Barney's LEGO mobile. Barney gasps, and he then summons several blue singing birds to attack the Red Fire, which they do. Mario and Luigi both scream as mario accidentally steers the Red Fire to the right, off the road and into the sandy beach. As Mario turns left sharply and narrowly misses a red pair of Krabby, Luigi manages to grab an item box, and receive a bob-bomb. He holds the bob-bomb and tucks it away while he and Mario try to find a way to get back on the road, the Red Fire going up a small ramp in the sand and jumping over several broken pieces of glass.
Pikachu uses his Thunderbolt attack to zap a few of the racers coming from behind. Tiptup the Turtle is zapped by this and he is sent spinning around in his hovercraft, crashing into a large rock that's popping out from the ground. Pikachu grins as he then uses Iron Tail on Wile E. Coyote, causing the highly intelligent coyote to be hurtled up as his rocket explodes.
Marth turns inwards on the right bend, following a quick turn to the left and then smoothly going outwards, turning on the right again. Roy grabs a mushroom, and hurls it into the engine, causing their vehicle to gain boosted speed. As Marth turns left and the vehicle starts going downhill the cement-paved road, the vehicle zooms over a zipper, which causes the vehicle to go down even faster. As Marth jumps over the breaking point of the road and lands back on the cement-paved road, he turns right and swerves to the left, avoiding a set of tropical palm trees.
Roy quickly glances behind him, to see a Bullet Bill heading for their vehicle. Marth sharply turns left and goes inwards on the road, while Pikachu fires a Thundershock at the Bullet Bill, causing it to explode. Pikachu smirks, but he is then caught by surprise as another Bullet Bill swiftly approaches, hitting the vehicle and explodes. Marth, Roy, and Pikachu are all sent into the air (they, of course, hold onto each other dearly) and then come back crashing down on the soft berry bush on the west side of the berry bush, while their vehicle crashes on top of Sephiroth, flattening the 'One Wing Angel".
Pikachu charges his cheeks, and starts to use his electricity to charge up the vehicle while Marth and Roy take out their swords and start slashing at the other approaching racers, with Roy kicking Cloud Strife and impaling the blond-haired swordsman. Above them in the air is Diddy Kong, who's seen flying in his yellow plane. The monkey chuckles and he takes out one of his peanut guns, holding it in his right hand and firing peanuts down at Tails and Cream, who go spinning around and head off towards the east, crashing into a tall tropical palm tree.
Pikachu then gives his vehicle a powerful WHACK of his Iron Tail attack on the vehicle, which causes it go down the road, picking up speed. Marth and Roy, as well as Pikachu, all run towards the vehicle and manage to hop back in, which Roy grabbing the steering wheel and sharply turning left, the right side of the vehicle scrapping on the tropical palm trees on the east side of the road. Pikachu fires an electric bolt into the engine, and the electricity gives the vehicle a boost, causing it to pass Diddy Kong as the vehicle bumps into a ramp in the opposite direction and goes into the air, landing back on the road with a loud "thump!" and Roy steers it upwards. Marth and Pikachu give each other high fives as Roy makes the vehicle jump up and then turns to the right, catching up to the other racers.
Kirby steered to the right as he ran over a zipper, which caused the TAC to go faster. Meta Knight hung on to the newly planted railings, holding his trusted sword in his other hand. Meta Knight glanced behind him to see King DeDeDe and Escargoon behind him. Meta Knight readied his sword.
King DeDeDe laughed, and he steered to the left, appearing on Kirby's left. He took out his hammer and whacked at TAC, damaging it. Escargoon took the wheel, and he rammed the vehicle into Kirby, trying to push the pink puffball off the road. Kirby retaliated by sucking in Escargoon, and spitting him out at King DeDeDe, causing their vehicle to spin off the road.
Meta Knight took the driving wheel from Kirby, and he slid outwards on the right bend, glancing to his right to see the path turning, several tall palm trees in front. Meta Knight sharply turned, and the TAC hit the edge of the palm trees as it went eastwards, and then it jumped over a small deep point in the road, landing safely on the other side and turning to the right, heading up north.
Kirby poked his head to see the front, and noticed a couple of Waddle Dees walking on the road. Kirby started to suck in the Waddle Dees, and he ate them, licking his lips. Meta Knight turned inwards on the right bend, and then went straight forward on a quick left curve, before turning to the right on the right bend again.
King DeDeDe and Escargoon tried to start their vehicle again, but were having problems. Escargoon then took the driving position while King DeDeDe was in the back, readying his hammer. He took a whack at the tailgate, and the limo went zooming down the path, going faster as it headed downhill. King DeDeDe screamed and ran after Escargoon, who screamed as he tried to steer the limo.
Mario and Luigi were both head-to-head with Barney the Dinosaur, who they tried to get rid of, but utterly failed. Mario switched driving positions with Luigi, and he punched at Barney's LEGO mobile. Barney giggled and he started singing, which caused Mario and Luigi to go off the road, screaming as they crashed into a tall palm tree. Barney steered to the right and went down a steep, narrow path downwards, giggling to himself.
Mario and Luigi both growled, and they started to push the Red Fire away from the palm tree and back onto the road, with Mario grabbing an item box and getting a mushroom. Mario tossed the mushroom into the engine, and the Red Fire went zooming as Luigi sharply turned on the right bend and went down the steep, narrow path.
Heppy Ankylosaurus yelped as he was being attacked by Link and Samus. Samus started to charge her plasma shot, and as the two racers turned on the left curve, Samus fired, causing Heppy's medium-sized purple kart to spin around and crash off course.
Link steered Epona into the dense forest ahead, ducking under the many branches of the plentiful trees around. He then caused Epona to steer left, jumping over a dead tree that has fallen on the ground, while Samus fired some more plasma shots at Cloud Strife, causing the yellow-haired swordsman to fall off his motorcycle and watch in horror as his motorcycle crashed into the tree ahead, while Link steered Epona to the left.
Banjo and Kazooie were trying to get Gruntilda Winkybunion and Klungo off their tails, but they weren't being too successful. Kazooie turned around and fired some grenade eggs at Gruntilda's vehicle, but the green, ugly hag blocked them with her spells. Klungo swerved to the left, and he grabbed a green potion, tossing it at Banjo's vehicle. The brown honeybear turned to the left, and jumped over the green potion, glancing back at Klungo. Klungo followed closely, and he tossed another green potion at Banjo's vehicle. Banjo turned his vehicle to the right, off the road and started going through the bumpy, grassy terrain.
Gruntilda switched driving positions with Klungo, and she then released a bolt of green lighting at Humba Wumba's group, electrocuting them. As the two racers turned inwards on the wide right bend of the cement-paved road, Jamjars started to toss grenade eggs at Gruntilda's vehicle, which caused severe damage.
Klungo attacked at Jamjars with his own hands, knocking the sergeant mole unconscious. With both racing parties turning left and heading downhill, Humba used a magic spell of her own to freeze Gruntilda and Klungo in their traps, but not before Gruntilda rammed her vehicle into Humba's vehicle. Humba screamed as she tried to maintain control of her vehicle, but she and her party of supporters went off course and went down the rough, bumpy green hill.
A few moments passed, before Gruntilda and Klungo eventually broke free of the ice. They now tried to catch up to T.T., who taunted the team and zoomed over a zipper, leaving Gruntilda/Klungo to eat his dust. The analog clock turned to the right, and then turned again to the left, swerving with excellent acceleration.
Banjo and Kazooie were both trying to figure out how to get back on the main course, but the bear and bird both screamed as they suddenly entered a random warp portal and landed back at a pit-stop nearby the dense forest from the start of the racecourse, both caught by surprise.
Blaze The Cat followed Krusty The Klown into a circus themed area of the variety filled track, with a few of the other racers that no one cared about also present. Blaze was firing several hot purple fireballs at Krusty as he ducked and covered, though his vehicle shook with every damage it received.
"Yack! That cat has more problems than Matthew Broderick!" Krusty exclaimed as he took out his random item generator, "Time to put this baby to use!" He then pulled out F.L.U.D.D., activating it as he briefly placed it on himself, popping out of his limousine from the top and firing water at Blaze.
Blaze screamed as she was doused, causing her to spin about and crash into a giant fake cactus as Krusty laughed triumphly, only for him to go onto the tracks of an incoming train. Krusty screamed as he tried to get off, but the incoming train rammed him, sending him and his limousine sky high as the train circled around the amusement park, hitting the other unnamed racers, too.
"What a race this is turning out to be!" Master Hand exclaimed as he moved his fingertips about, pleasantly surprised as he looked at all of the racing action on a huge floating, high definition wide screen television set. "Why, it makes me anxious to see what's set in stone for the remainder of this race! Keep tuning in, folks!"
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: As you can see, I merged several of the chapters together into one big thing while removing the retarded lists. And there's a few bits of new stuff in here too as a bonus, because I love you, my fine fellow readers. That's enough from me. Ciao!