Toad steers the vehicle bravely, looking at the map. He turns around to Toadette and gives her a thumbs up sign. Toadette gives Toad a thumbs up sign back, and she grabs a red Koopa shell from the item box on the vehicle. Toad jumps over the small ridge, and he turns to the right, nearly crashing into the wall. Toad spots Yugi and Tea ahead, and he gets an idea. He turns to the right, and approaches slowly behind Yugi and Tea. Toadette then releases the red Koopa shell, and it hits Yugi/Tea, causing them to bob on the dirt-paved road.

Toadette cheers, and Toad rams the pair into the wall, speeding forward on the racecourse. As Toad prepares to turn to the right curve, he slips on a banana peel, and he goes off the course. Waluigi falls into the water, and he gasps, going underwater and trying to push his vehicle upward, causing it to get back upward, but slowly sinking in the water. Waluigi goes above, and he jumps in, pushing Toad to the side as he tries to start the engine. A Lakitu nearby comes by and rescues the racing group, setting them back on the road, with the group watching in dismay as Megaman's group passes by.

Waluigi fumes, and hew slams on the pedals, causing the vehicle to speed down the road, leaving exhaust gas at the Lakitu, who coughs and flies upwards, going after Waluigi. Toadette used this opportunity to split up, dashing away in her pink and white colored standard kart.

"Look! The racers are going into a canyon in the racecourse!" Master Hand loudly announced, watching the race from the announcing booth and looking at the giant projectile screen. "Can they make it to the other side?"

The audience cheered loudly and clapped as they watched the race become more and more intense within the multi-regional racecourse.

Godzilla gasped as he looked forward, to see the canyon ahead. He turned to Anguirus, and winked. Anguirus nodded, and the two monsters turned to the right, jumping over a small canvas. They then started to head downhill, and Godzilla pushed Anguirus from the back, building up more speed. Anguirus then jumped up and curled into a ball, rolling down faster the path and turning, heading rightward.

Godzilla followed, but he was then blasted by Dr. Eggman and his badniks. Godzilla fumed, and he slowed down, allowing Dr. Eggman to go forward. Godzilla then roared, and he fired his atomic breath at the vehicle, bursting it into flames. Eggman gave the steering wheel to Scratch,m and he started looking for water. As the two racers turned to the left and jumped over a small ridge jetting out from the ground, Godzilla whacked Dr. Eggman's group with his powerful tail, and rushed downwards, catching up to Anguirus. Dr. Eggman shook his fist and yelled as he, Scratch, and Grounder crashed into the small river stream nearby.

Turning to the left, Godzilla and Anguirus both entered the canyon. The ridges on both sides of the two reptilian monsters started rising higher and higher, and Godzilla then got an idea. As they turned right and jumped over a bottomless pit, Godzilla turned around and fired his atomic breath at the right ridge, causing explosions and the rocks started to fall down. Approaching quick was Jak's group, but they had no time to retaliate as they were buried under the rocks.

Godzilla grinned, and he faced the front, and resumed running. Turning to the right, Godzilla noticed that there was a cavern ahead, and he ducked inside, following Anguirus, who jumped out of his ball and started running on all four of his legs. Godzilla and Anguirus then split apart and went in different directions, with Anguirus going to the left while Godzilla ran to the right. A Lakitu nearby followed Anguirus, going as fast as he could not to lose pace with the four-legged reptilian monster.

"Looks like the race got more interesting as particular groups are splitting up to have a bigger advantage!" Master Hand announced as he watched the race.

"Good thing I packed this baby into our car!" Toadette exclaimed as she split up from her group, zipping towards the front in her pink and white standard kart. She was then pelted by several hot red fireballs, bouncing in her kart as she tried patting the flames off her butt as she looked up, to see a smaller Koopa Klown Kar flying in front of her. "What the? Bowser, did you toss that?"

The smaller Koopa Klown Kar turned around, revealing the driver in the seat, who was Bowser Junior! "Ha! I may look like my old man, but I got plenty of different tricks up my sleeve!"

"Yeah?" Toadette taunted as she stuck her tongue out, grabbing a regular red and white capped mushroom and chucking it into the engine, using it to get a turbo boost as she dashed down the dirt paved road. "We'll see about that!"

Bowser Jr. chuckled as he pressed on, having split from the Koopalings' giant, brown colored wooden airship, which they had redesigned from their previous vehicle. The Koopalings themselves were in the very back, their airships using up resources as they tried to go fast.

"I hope Bowser Jr. gets far enough to nab us a good place," Ludwig Von Koopa admitted as he was looking at the statistics on one of the many installed computers.

Wendy O' Koopa was counting the plentiful yellow rings she had in the engine room. "We're gonna need more fuel to catch up! But I'm not using my precious rings!"

"Well what else could we use?" Morton Koopa Jr. remarked as he tossed his brown arms in the air. "Yellow coins?"

Roy Koopa pounded Morton on the head. "I'll use you as fuel if you don't shut up!"

Iggy Koopa was in the bathroom, feeling strange as he felt his body being stretched out. "Erk... I don't feel good..." He admitted, feeling his rainbow colored hair turning into an odd shade of yellow green, as well as morphing into a vegetable.

Lemmy Koopa was concerned, pounding on the bathroom door. "Iggy, are you all right?"

Larry Koopa placed his right hand on Lemmy's left shoulder, reassuring him. "Don't worry, Lem, I'm sure he just needs a few moments on the can."

The Koopalings continued bantering with each other, hoping that Bowser Jr. would avenge them for their redesigned airship being ridiculously slower than the rest of the other vehicles.

Shelia the Stegosaurus, Bronto the Brontosaurus, and Zirdo the Birdosaurus were all traveling together, deemed to make it through the Waterwind Valley racecourse. As they entered into the wide canyon, they noticed the ridges rising high on both of their sides, and looked to their right to see Jak's group moaning in pain. Shrugging, the three Yoshi Kart racers zoomed forward.

As they turned to the right, Bronto zoomed over a zipper, and his burly, blue kart went zooming forward. Shelia growled, and as she reached out for an item box, Zirdo rammed into her. Shelia screamed as her strong, yellow kart went spinning, but she managed to regain control and zoomed after Zirdo. Zirdo turned around and giggled, and turning to the left, Zirdo tossed back a fake item box, which Shelia crashed into and went bobbing.

As Bronto entered the cavern, he quickly glanced behind him, to see Zirdo approaching. Grinning, Bronto grabbed an oil can and spilled oil behind him as he turned to the right and zoomed down that direction, swerving to the left and avoiding a few crystals from the ceiling. Zirdo attempt to follow, but instead, she spun around on the slippery oil and crashed into the crystals jetting out from the icy, cold ground. Moaning, Zirdo tried to turn her light, pink kart, but instead of following Bronto, the green female Birdosaurus headed down the left direction. Zirdo screamed as she drove nearby the wall, sliding down the left spiral that went smoother and smoother. Zirdo then turned to the right and used a mini turbo, gaining a slight boost of speed, which she used to catch up to Anguirus.

Shelia was coming towards the cavern. She looked down at the screen on her kart, showing the race positions. Grinning, Shelia jumped over the puddle of oil and thrusted her strong, yellow kart into the crystals, breaking them. She landed on the light-blue road, bumping up and down a few times, before catching up to Bronto. As the two Yoshi Kart racers turned to the left and then skid to the right, Shelia rammed into Bronto, crushing his burly blue kart. Bronto growled, and he grabbed a red spiny shell and hurled it at Shelia, causing her to spin around and crash into several crystals jetting out of the ground. Bronto chuckled, and he turned left, zooming after going over a zipper.

Zirdo squealed as he sped under Anguirus. Anguirus looked down, and then upward as Zirdo zoomed forward. Growling, Anguirus bellowed, and he curled up into a ball again, going after Zirdo. Zirdo turned around and screamed, sliding inwards the left curve as she avoided Anguirus. Zirdo then grabbed a banana peel from an item box and tossed it ahead of Anguirus, watching the curled up reptilian monster crash into the ceiling and falling back down on the icy cold ground, moaning in pain. Zirdo cheered, and as she turned right on the smooth curve, she jumped over the ridge, and landed rough on the other side of the road, feeling the bump. Zirdo then turned to the right again, but she instantly followed the left curve, though she went spinning after accidentally running over a red spiny monster.

Toadette and Bowser Jr. were still playing cat and mouse with each other, with Toadette using her kart's acceleration to get back right up as Bowser Jr. continued firing objects at her, from fireballs to yellow banana peels to green Koopa shells. They came across a giant stairway, with Toadette sneaking her way upwards as she used a yellow star she hid underneath her panties.

"Bet you didn't see this coming!" Toadette giggled as she blew a kiss at Bowser Jr., performing a trick in the air as she twirled about, landing safely back in her kart as the course was completely covered in giant, colorful boxes.

Bowser Jr. growled as he summoned a gun that fired out bananas, firing them at Toadette, causing bananas to splat all around the rainbow colored cement paved road. "Grrr! I won't let you get away from me, mushroom head!" Bowser Jr. snarled as he shook his head, following Toadette like a great white shark.

Peppy Ankylosaurus and Clario the Mario lookalike were facing some bit of trouble from Boggy the goddamn cheating polar bear from Freezeezy Peak that was a terrible father figure. Peppy hands the steering wheel to Clario, who turns the character-modeled kart to the right, going downwards. Boggy jumps above the two, and he lands in front, sliding down and turning to the left. Clario growls, and he turns to the left, going after Boggy. Peppy starts to charge up electricity.

Boggy turns around, and he gives Clario the middle finger. "Suckers! You won't beat me! Wahay!" With that said, he turns around and slides into the cavern within the right wall.

Clario fumes, but Peppy manages to calm him down. Sighing, Clario nods in agreement, and he heads forwards on the road, turning to the right.

"Jessie! Look out! He has a bo-"

"I SEE it, James."

"Oh."

"Damn it, we've been hit! Hold on, guys!"

"I-I-I can't get the vehicle to steer right! We're gonna crash!"

"AHHHHH!"

"Wobba!"

"Chime chime!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOM! A huge explosion is caused in the tunnel burrowed deep in the green hill, with Team Rocket's vehicle bursting through the hill and going upwards, with Jessie, James, Meowth, Wobbuffett, and Chimecho being hurled into the air, screaming.

The audience gasps as they watch in horror, watching Team Rocket crash on top of Brock's group, causing a giant crash. Tails and Cream try to avoid it, but as Tails steers to the left, he crashes into a large oak tree, causing the Tornado vehicle to break into pieces.

"This is what I get for wanting to be part of the action..." Brock moaned as he coughed, feeling some of his stone hard bones crack.

Big The Cat and his pet frog Froggy are trying to steer past Rob Sweere, but are having no luck as Rob kicks their vehicle, causing the pair to crash off the course and fall into the water reservoir.

"Froggy...!" Big shouted as he landed head first into the water reservoir, with Froggy swimming away towards the nearest exit.

Pipsy growls as she rams Diddy into the wall. Diddy slaps Pipsy, and as he turns left, he releases exhaust gas from his yellow car. Pipsy coughs, and she spins out of control, going into the soft green grass, which greatly affects her pink car's acceleration.

Godzilla and Anguirus were continue to running, passing by the other racers who were previously in the lead. Things were going smoothly until a missile from nowhere impacted Godzilla in the left shoulder. Godzilla moaned in pain and fell down.

"Argh!" Godzilla moaned in pain as he held his left shoulder in pain, "Who fired a missile at me?"

Anguirus turned around to see the character responsible. He gasped when he saw King K. Rool coming close. "Godzilla! It was from King K. Rool!"

Godzilla growled. "King K. Rool? Oh, that crocodile will pay!"

King K. Rool laughed. "Oh, is that so, Godzilla?" He pressed a button on his machine controls, and suddenly lighting bolts from the machine fired at Godzilla's left side.

Godzilla screamed in pain, and then he fell down to the ground.

Anguirus gasped. "Godzilla!" He stopped and went back to pick up Godzilla and placed him on his back. He frowned. "Godzilla…are you all right?"

Godzilla moaned weakly. "Anguirus…you must…defeat King K. Rool…" He fainted shortly.

Anguirus sniffled, and then he growled. Seeing King K. Rool laughing ahead of them, Anguirus roared in a war cry and started chasing towards the King of the Kremlings.

King K. Rool turned around to see Anguirus chasing him, and started to grit his teeth in anger. "They just don't quit, do they?" He turned his gun part at Anguirus, and started firing small missiles at Anguirus.

Anguirus manage to take the small missiles. He was now more aggravated, and wanted to teach King K. Rool a lesson.

King K. Rool fumed. "Ughh! How much does it take to take you out!" He then released icy mist at Anguirus.

Anguirus manage to shake off the cold fog, but had a bit of a hard time trying to keep his balance on the now icy-covered ground. However, despite his hard time trying to keep balance, his care for Godzilla burned higher, and he manage to jump into the air and whack part of King K. Rool's machine off with his tail.

King K. Rool growled, having part of his gun part gone. He then got an idea and smirked. "My gun part may be gone, but I can be able to do this!" He grabbed several orange grenades and threw them at Anguirus.

Anguirus, unfortunately enough, got hit with the orange grenades, and then fell down in pain. King K. Rool laughed.

"Hahaha! When will you B-rated movie monsters just give it up?" King K. Rool taunted, "Do you think you'd actually have a chance at beating me? King K. Rool, proud leader of the great Kremlings?"

However, King K. Rool was suddenly blasted by an unknown missile, completely thrown off unaware.

The character responsible for the rocket missile was none other than…James Bond!

King K. Rool gasped in surprised, then growled. "Rargh! James Bond!"

James Bond grinned. "Surprised to see me?"

King K. Rool shook his fist in anger. "No, I am quite not! You manage to get away with firing a missile at me, but you're not going to beat me at this race!"

James Bond chuckled. "We will see." He then started firing bullets from his tank at King K. Rool.

King K. Rool placed a magic shield around him, preventing the bullets to make contact, and then he threw his own orange grenades at James Bond's tank.

Anguirus, despite having some injuries, got back up and sneaked passed James Bond and King K. Rool while the two characters were fighting. He turned his head to Godzilla and whispered, "Godzilla, ca you hear me?"

Godzilla moaned weakly. "An…An…Anguirus…thank…you…"

Anguirus smiled. "Don't worry, Godzilla. I'll carry you until you get better."

Godzilla groaned weakly, but he smiled upon hearing Anguirus's promise. "Anguirus…thank…you…"

Anguirus smiled. "No problem, old buddy. Now let's win the race." He started running ahead again, leaving the others behind.

Banjo and Kazooie were trying to pass by the babies Mario and Luigi while they used a Chain Chomp to keep ahead of the bear and bird.

"Oh boy, I can't WAIT to reuse old material!" Kazooie the red crested sarcastically exclaimed as she waved her red wings in an 'excited' matter.

Banjo the brown, humanoid honey bear shook his head at Kazooie. "Do you always have to accumulate the negative?" He remarked as he rolled his right, brown furry hand around.

"...Yes." Kazooie pinpointed bluntly in response as Banjo drove around the sharp rocky edges, going around the left bends as they tried to stay on the cement paved road.

"Go faster, Chain Chomp!" Baby Mario said, trying to avoid Banjo and Kazooie. "I know it's recycled garbage that I already said, but Mario Kart always reuses voice clips, so it's okay!"

"Damn Banjo, how are we gonna pass these two diaper heads?" Kazooie asked as she fired grenade eggs at the babies.

"Get ready to launch the chain chomp!" Baby Mario yelled as Baby Luigi picked up a pocket Chomp capsule.

Baby Luigi nodded, and looked back. "Here they come!" He exclaimed in a higher pitch voice.

Banjo and Kazooie were zooming right towards the baby Mario Brothers, and at high speed.

Baby Mario turned to baby Luigi. "Baby Luigi?"

Baby Luigi saluted. "Yes, sir!"

"Launch the chain chomp as soon as these two pass us." Baby Mario told Baby Luigi.

Baby Luigi gave Baby Mario a thumbs up. "You got it, bro."

Banjo and Kazooie passed by the babies easily after.

"Sweet, they were easy to pass." Kazooie told Banjo as they passed by Baby Mario and Baby Luigi.

Just as Kazooie said that, Babies Mario and Luigi came flying at them and sent them flying off the track with their Chain Chomp.

"YAHOO!" Baby Mario and Baby Luigi cheered as they zoomed by the bear and bid duo.

"Well crap." Banjo said as they managed to stop. "I guess we missed the dough."

Kazooie smirked. "Don't worry, Banjo. I have a secret weapon." She stated with a sly chuckle.

Banjo scratched his head in confusion. "Wha? Secret weapon?"

Kazooie chuckled as she tapped her feathers together. "Yes…it just so happens that I installed a speed booster to this car, and we can zoom past just about every racer on this racecourse."

Banjo smiled. "Well in that case, let's go!" He exclaimed as he pumped his left arm into the air.

Kazooie nodded. "I thought so." She placed a green glowbo into the engine, and the bear and bird duo zoomed onwards the racecourse, passing Baby Mario and Baby Luigi.

Baby Mario was completely unaware. "What the? How did they get back onto the race track?"

Baby Luigi gasped. "It looks like they installed a speed booster!"

Banjo and Kazooie both cheered as they gave each other high fives and concentrated their attention on the racecourse.

"1st place, here we come!" They said in unison.

Baby Luigi turned to Baby Mario. "Baby Mario, what do we do now?"

Baby Mario growled as he summoned the Chain Chomp back. "Baby Luigi, hold on tight, because we're going after Banjo and Kazooie!" He threw in a triple-mushroom pack into the car engine, and suddenly a few seconds later, the two baby Mario Brothers went rocketing towards Banjo and Kazooie, redeeming to get ahead.

Anguirus and Godzilla were at a seemingly deserted yet peaceful part of the race track. Godzilla was laying down on the grass, with several items Anguirus has found from the race courses earlier and items he purchased at the Yoshi Kart Grand Prix Shop Outlet.

"Godzilla," Anguirus said, handing Godzilla a handful of fresh herbs, "I got some herbs from the Yoshi Island race. You want to have some?"

Godzilla moaned weakly and turned his head to Anguirus. "Anguirus…urgh…do you have any berry juice?"

Anguirus made a quirky face. "Berry juice?"

Godzilla smiled weakly. "Yeah…King Kong gave me some a few months ago, and now I'm hooked on the juice…so, may I ask again, do you have any berry juice?'

"You still owe me!" King Kong shouted in a megaphone, far behind the others. "That stuff doesn't come cheap!"

"I know, you oversized coat hanger!" Godzilla shouted back as he shook his head. "What a maroon." He turned to Anguirus. "Now, about that juice..."

Anguirus slowly nodded. "Yeah…I'll check to see if I have any…in the meantime…" He handed Godzilla and herbs and placed them in his mouth for him to chew, "You munch down on these healthy herbs. They're suppose to make you feel a lot better."

Godzilla smiled as he slowly chewed on the delicious and healthy herbs. "Anguirus…thank you…I don't know what I would do without you…"

Anguirus nodded, and then he looked at the several items he neatly placed. "Now let's see…berry juice, berry juice, berry juice…" He picked up a guidebook to making several special food ingredients. "Hey Godzilla, maybe I can make you a couple of great vegetables, how about it?"

Godzilla nodded weakly. "Anything…to…feel…better…and….to…get…back…in…the…race…"

Anguirus smiled, and then the gigantic spiked Ankylosaurus went to work on preparing some vegetarian foods for Godzilla.

Anna and Spice were speeding towards Tails and Cream using rocket power. They then came up next to the two mammals.

Anna smiled. "It's time to show them our special tactic!" She took out a boxing glove and put it on her right hand.

Spice nodded, and he took out a flamethrower. "Ready to strike, Anna!"

Cream noticed Anna/Spice and turned to Tails. "Tails, we got trouble!"

Tails noticed them and threw banana peels in front of Anna's car. However, Spice saw this and burned the banana peels away using his flamethrower.

Anna drove close enough to Tails's car, and then she punched a hole into its side with her boxing glove. Tails, Cream, and Cheese all exclaimed as Anna punched into their car again, and the second punch caused the three Sonic characters to crash on the racecourse.

"Awesome job, Anna!" Spice cheered joyfully.

Anna smiled and gave Spice a high five. "No problem, Spice! Let's go win a race!"

Spice nodded, and the two characters zoomed ahead of Tails/Cream/Cheese. "You know, I wonder how we will be used in that other certain fanfic guest starring us...?" She mumbled to herself.

James Bond and King K. Rool both gave each other competitive looks. James Bond grinned while King K. Rool only chuckled. James Bond got out his arsenal gun ready while King K. Rool took out his own special green lightsaber, because King K. Rool totally had a friggin' lightsaber in the fucking DKC games. They both gave each other more competetive looks, until they finally attacked each other.

King K. Rool shruck back James Bond's firing bullets by blocking them with his light saber. James Bond growled as his bullets kept getting repelled easily, but then felt himself being slashed at the body by the lightsaber.

King K. Rool laughed, as he slashed part of James Bond's tank. James Bond, however, wouldn't simply let King K. Rool slash his tank, and in return, he started firing bullets at King K. Rool's gun controls, which started malfunctioning due to the rapid bullets hitting it.

King K. Rool knew that James Bond was doing the same thing he was doing, and he put his lightsaber away. He then whacked James Bond in the jaw using his tail. James Bond, taking the hint, struck back by kicking King K. Rool in the stomach. Both of the characters started brawling in the tank James Bond was driving. But they were both unaware that they weren't cntrolling their cars, and they were left stranded in the racecourse, with several racers zooming by.

Peppy Ankylosaurus and Clario were zooming past the snowy paths of the winter section and heading back into the beach area. Barney the Dinosaur was also with them, singing merrily.

"You guys are so fun!" Barney says, taking out some beach balls, "I'm going to play catch with you!" He threw the beach balls in front of Peppy's car.

"ACK!" Peppy and Clario both screamed. Peppy grabbed the wheel and made a right swerve to avoid the beach ball. Unfortunately, this maneuver cost a tire.

Clario gulped. "Uh oh…Peppy, I think we lost a wheel!'

Peppy growled. "Damn it! We'll have to go to offensive!" He grumbled. The yellow Ankylosaurus then got an idea, and turned to Clario. "Clario?"

Clario looked at Peppy. "Yeah?"

"How about we switch places?" Peppy suggested.

Clario gave Peppy a thumbs up. "You got it!"

Peppy smiled. He switched positions with Clario and then got out balls of electricity.

Barney laughed, and then he placed a blue shield around him. "Huuhuuhuu! This magical blue shield will protect me from your attacks!"

Peppy smirked. "Is that so, purple boy?" He threw the electrical bolt at Barney's car, electrocuting it and causing Barney to slow down.

Barney gasped. "Oh no! You ruined my beautiful car! I'll have to sing my car song!" He started singing his stupid song.

Peppy and Clario both covered their ears, but unfortunately, since Clario took his hands off the wheel, the car went crashing into a tropical tree.

Barney, despite his car slowing down after being electrocuted, laughed and sang another happy tune to himself as he drove past Peppy and Clario.

Peppy sighed. "Looks like we'll have to fix up the car…"

Clario nodded. "Indeed." He handed Peppy a wrench.

Peppy gave Clario a weird look. "Why are you giving me this?"

Clario waved his hand at Peppy. "Wait a minute…ah, here they come!' He threw a barrage of red-and-yellow fireballs at Knuckles the Echidna/Rouge the Bat, causing the SEGA mammal duo to crash into the shoreline.

Peppy gasped, then smiled. "Clario! All right! You manage to take down Knuckles and Rouge easy!'

Clario smiled and nodded. "Yup. I can attack the other racers while you fix our car!"

Peppy chuckled. "Clario, that's a brilliant idea!" He started working on the car. "I'll be finished in just a few minutes!"

Clario grinned, taking out two bo-bombs. "Okay, Peppy. I'll ambush the others while you fix up our car." And just as Tails/Cream were going to zoom past, Clario threw the bo-bombs at them, sending the two SEGA mammals to crash into Knuckles/Rouge.

Peppy gave Clario a thumbs up. "Great shot, Clario!" The yellow Ankylosaurus complimented.

Clario smiled. "Thanks. All those years throwing fireballs and wrenches at generic Koopa Troopas finally paid off." He grabbed another red-and-yellow fireball, aiming it at the next racer coming.

Cloud Strife zoomed across the road in his motorcycle, trying to overtake Lyn and Eliwood. "I'll be damned if those Fire Emblem morons overtake ME! The great Cloud Strife of Final Fantasy!" He launched a banana peel at them.

"Look, Eliwood!" shouted Lyn as she pointed to the banana peel.

"Don't worry about that, Lyn," replied Eliwood calmly as he moved the car out of the way, "I'd say, using such prehistorical ways of winning, for shame."

"Oh is that so, pretty boy?" Cloud launched a Koopa shell directly at their wheels.

"Nooooo!" shouted Eliwood as he did a sharp turn on his car and crashed into Cloud.

"ACK!" Cloud tried to regain control of his cycle. "Idiot!" He shouted. He tossed up a mushroom giving him an extra burst of speed. "So long suckers!" He sped away at high speed.

"Oh, we'll show him!" shouted Lyn as she quickly fixed the car in no time flat.

"I got a lovely red shell for Cloud," spoke Eliwood as he picked up the shell.

Cloud had had enough of this as his Limit meter filled to capacity. He then launched a triple pack of Mushrooms, blasting him forward. He also took one last look at Lyn and Eliwood, before giving them the finger. "Eat my shorts!"

"Hehe, gotcha!" shouted Eliwood as he threw the red shell at Cloud's wheel.

"Okay, prepare for full speed!" spoke Lyn as she got a mushroom and zipped through.

"WHOA!" Cloud started to swerve all around. "Must-control-bike..." He kicked his bike with both feet, causing it to straighten up. He then gave himself a mushroom and blasted away, catching up with Lyn and Eliwood. When he pulled up beside them he whipped out his Materia Blade again. "No more Mr. Nice Guy!" He started slashing at their car. "Final Fantasy can beat Fire Emblem any day!"

"I don't think so!" Eliwood said, throwing a bo-bomb into Cloud's motorcycle exhaust tank, which caused it to blow up.

Cloud went flying through the air again, but he managed to keep his cycle level as he sailed through the air.

"Oh...that Cloud has really pissed me off!" shouted Lyn, "First he attacks us then he goes swiftly back on the racecourse! That tears it!" All around Lyn, fire began to grow.

"Um...fire is my job..." let out Eliwood with a shy smile.

Cloud looked down on Lyn as his cycle landed. "Fire Emblem sucks! Final Fantasy is better!" He screamed at her.

"Roar!" shouted Lyn as she lifted her Mani Kati in the air and jumped on Cloud. She then began to pound the hilt of her sword into his head, rending him helpless. She then dragged him off the back and landed on the ground with him while the back kept on going off.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" Cloud made a grab for his Materia Blade and tried to fight back. "Get off of me you wench!" He launched a Fire 3 spell at her.

"Hah!" Lyn said as she dodged the attacks then kicked Cloud on his chin.

"Bahamut!" Cloud summoned the King of all Dragons to the field. "Use your Mega Flare on them!" Bahamut did just that and launched his Mega Flare attack at Lyn. He smirked. "How would she avoid this attack?"

Lyn suddenly appeared behind Cloud. "Heh, that was easy to dodge," She spoke, "You see, my statics on avoiding attacks are high due to my Sacean nature. So your attacks completely miss. Now it's my turn. Hyahh!" Lyn took out her sword and slashed at both Cloud's arms.

"OW! OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!" Cloud cursed. "Cure 3! Cure 3!" He started to cast healing spells on himself as fast as he could while making a run for his bike.

"Not so fast!" shouted Lyn as she ran after Cloud and jumped on him.

Cloud has had enough. Grabbing his materia blade, he screamed. "FINISHING TOUCH!" He slashed out a tornado that blew Lyn off of him. "Final Fantasy rules, and Fire Emblem drools!" He hopped on his bike and gave himself one last mushroom, before speeding away. "Must escape that psycho bitch..." He said to himself, with fear.

"Oh, you think I'll let you get off like that?" said Lyn as she knocked off a random guy off from his motorcycle and went off towards Cloud. She held her sword tightly in her grasp then used a mushroom to catch up to him.

Cloud scrambled back up, Omni slashing his way out of the rubble, jumping back on the bike, and heading back on the road.

"Heh... I won't let them..." Cloud said to himself. "And... I'M NOT LETTING THOSE FIRE EMBLEM PANSIES BEAT ME! FINAL FANTASY FOREVER!" He gave himself a mushroom and sped off.

"Oh, you're gonna die today, mister!" shouted Lyn as she caught up to Cloud and slashed at his tires.

Cloud started casting Cure 3 on his tires, restoring them. "From me to you!" He slashed at HER tires.

"Bah!" Lyn let out as she jumped on Cloud's motorcycle then threw him off and rode off.

Cloud immediately summoned ANOTHER cycle and sped off after Lyn.

Cloud managed to pull up right beside Lyn. He grabbed a hold of the back flap of Lyn's dress. "Young lady... You're grounded!" He said jokingly, as he tried to pull her off, but instead, just ripped her dress off. "Uh oh... I'm dead..." He said as he gave himself a mushroom and sped off, from the underwear-clad, irate woman.

"Wha...!" Let out Lyn as she was left in a shock. It was then when it had registered in her mind, she then felt nothing but rage. The entire rode was now on fire from what she was leaving behind. A loud scream emerged as she jumped off her bike and ran at full speed. She surpassed anyone that was on the road and headed towards Cloud.

In one swoop, she then jumped high into the air, dropped kicked, Cloud, broke his nose then landed on him. She then began to literally mutilate Cloud in her all her rage. She punched, kicked, bit, and kicked Cloud in the groin.

Cloud screamed in pain as he was assaulted. "AAAAAAAAAH! POLICE! POLICE! RAPE!"

"DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!" shouted Lyn as she bit into his arm.

Cloud started to kick and slash back with his boots and his Materia Blade. "Get off of me!"

Team Rocket were plowing along the shoreline in their Rocket Car, and they were currently behind Shelia the Stegosaurus and Bronto the Brontosaurus.

Meowth took out his race-information device. "Hmmm…let's see if I can get a good description of these guys."

Jessie looked over Meowth's shoulder. "What are you doing, Meowth?"

Meowth quickly looked up to Jessie. "I'm trying to get some information on da racers in front of us."

James nodded. "Sounds interesting."

Meowth turned back to his device, where it beeped and showed two images and lots of information about Shelia and Bronto. "Hey, I got da two dinosaurs on here."

Jessie and James plumped onto Meowth. "What does it say?" They both asked.

Meowth read the information, and smirked. "These guys can be knocked off da race track with a bazooka?"

James smirked. "A bazooka, eh?" He started chuckling.

Jessie also started to chuckle. "That sounds like a plan," She said, as James took out a bazooka.

Meowth pointed at Bronto. "Aim it at the big, blue Brontosaurus guy! It appears as if that yellow Stegosaurus gal has da hots for 'im."

James nodded. "Right!" He fired the missile from the bazooka, and it was heading towards Shelia and Bronto.

Shelia turned around, and gasped. "EEK! Bronto, watch out!" She cried, as she turned her wheel and pushed Bronto out of the way. Luckily for them, the missile from the bazooka missed.

Bronto sighed of relief. "Phew…thanks, Shelia-chan."

Shelia giggled. "No problem, Bronto-kun."

Jessie growled. "Grrr…they think they can get away with that?"

Meowth pointed again. "Fire da bazooka!"

James nodded. "Right!" he aimed his bazooka and fired again.

Bronto turned to see Team Rocket as the other missile from James's bazooka hit Bronto's car.

"WHOA!" Bronto screamed, as he crashed into Shelia.

"EEEI!" Shelia screeched as she and Bronto went crashing into the sand.

Jessie, James, and Meowth gave each other high-fives and laughed victoriously as they zoomed past Shelia and Bronto.

Cloud was speeding back on the track, looking bloodied, bruised, banged up, and black eyed., after being beaten up by Lyn "That no-good Lyn's gonna pay for this... NO ONE BEATS UP THE GREAT CLOUD STRIFE! NO ONE!"

He tossed up a mushroom to give himself more speed. "88 MILES PER-HOUR!" He said in a Doc Brown voice.

Of course, Doctor Emmett Brown himself (played by Christopher Llyod by no doubt) was not amused, as he was watching in the audience, refusing to comment. Marty McFly was sitting next to him.

Squall suddenly pulled up to the side of Cloud in his SeeD Van. "How goes the race?"

"Yeesh... Ran into some trouble from this Fire Emblem psycho bitch..." Cloud told him.

Squall shook his head. "When will they learn, not to mess with us Final Fantasy bishies?"

Waluigi was steering the vehiclewhile Stanley The Bugman fixed the car engines all by himself. Toadette was ahead of the group, going along in her standard kart as she tried her best to secure them a good rank. Princess Daisy and Toad continued to throw items, until they felt a hook shot. Waluigi looked over to see Espio's group. "HEY! What the hell do ya think you're doin'?"

"Lead us out of here!" Espio The Chameleon shouts as he glares at Waluigi.

"No way! Do it yourself!" Waluigi shouts back, as he tries to pull off the hook, but it won't come off, so he pulls out a saw and tries to cut it, but still no use. Espio chuckles.

"It's useless," Vector added, as he threw a Koopa shell behind him. "There is no way you can cut through the hardness of this chain!"

"Grrrrr!" Waluigi growls angrily.

"Leave them alone," Daisy tells her designated boyfriend not named Luigi. "This isn't a big problem."

"Yeah," Toad added, "They are still behind us, so we will reach the finish line first anyway."

Waluigi thought about it, and then he smiled. "Now that you said it, you're right! Even if these guys are following us, they cannot get pass us in that fashion!"

"Oh yeah?" Charmy Bee annoyingly asks.

"Oh yeah!" Waluigi barks back.

Darth Fade-R chuckles. "We'll see about that later."

Waluigi falls down on his back. He gets back up and shouts, "You idiot! You should reply, 'Oh yeah?' instead! You just broke the fad!"

"Fad, smad," Darth Fade-R said to Waluigi. Waluigi sighed and turned back to steering.

The Kool-Aid Guy could be seen in the audience, fuming that his material was being stolen yet again, with Goofy comforting him.

Ness is throwing several mines behind him at the other racers. The boosters attached to the engine of Popo's car emits a powerful flame that makes the car travel really fast.

"Wow! It's as fast as a motorcycle!" Ness exclaimed.

Popo smirked. "Well, what did ya expect? Thanks to Mr. Game-And-Watch, we got the best car there was!"

Ness looked at Mr. Game-And-Watch. "Really? Where did you get it?"

Before Mr. Game-And-Watch could speak, Team Rocket came next to them.

"Hahaha! Look at your measly, pathetic car, brats!" Jessie laughs.

James chuckled. "What can it do?"

Ness rolled his eyes. "Can't you see that it travels faster than ordinary cars?"

Popo added, "Yeah, and THIS one happens to drive well in sand as well as ice!"

"So? Can it do anything cooler than THAT?" Meowth taunted.

"We will crush you!" Jessie and James shouted at the same time, as Meowth steers the Rocket mobile towards Popo's car.

"HEY!" Nana screamed, "What are you doin'?"

"Hehehehe...so this thing can do great on the sandy path, huh?" Meowth asked, as he rammed the Team Rocket car into Popo's car. Meowth plans to push Popo's group off the track.

"Hey! Cut that out! Get away from us!" Ness shouted angrily at the cat-like Pokemon.

Meowth smirked. "You're finished! HAHAHAHA!"

"I'm not! PK Flash!" Ness shouted, as he snaps his fingers and a bright flash engulfs the scene, blinding Team Rocket.

"AHHHH! I CAN'T SEE! STOP THE CAR!" Jessie, James, and Meowth shout at several times, as they crash into the sand.

Fortunately for Popo and his friends, they are able to stay on the sandy, tropical race track.

"Phew… Got rid of them crooks." Ness said, as he sighed relieved.

Popo gasped, and then went back to steering. "Thank God...I thought that we were done for..."

Ness turned to Mr. Game-And-Watch. "So, what were you gonna say again, Mr. Game-And-Watch?"

Mr. Game and Watch cleared his throat as he began to speak. "Well, personally-"