Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Yep, nothing new here, except taking out that annoying list. Who thought it was a good idea to spam perfectly fine chapters with that shit? ...Oh yeah.

Author's Notes: Gasp! Here it is! the long-awaited (well, not so long) May vs. Elmo match! Hope you'll enjoy!

Disclaimer: We don't own all of the official characters and all the fan-made characters belong to their owners respectfully. On a side note, all the fan-made members of the original 10 Yoshi Kart racers belong to Yoshizilla.

Listing of Racers:

"Nobody cares about this fucking list!" Yoshi shouted in annoyance as he tossed Yoshi Eggs at Yoshizilla and the Disclaimer.

May vs. Elmo: The Brawl

Elmo laughed evilly, and then took out a special wand. "See this? This is my special wand! And when I shake it, it'll make all of my dreams come true!"

Max rolled his eyes. "Like…"

"Like turning you into a cat!" Elmo shouted, as he shot electric magic bolts at Max, turning him into a green cat with blue hair and glasses.

"AHHH!" Everyone, including Max himself, screamed in horror.

May gasped. "NO! MY BROTHER!" She sobbed loudly. "HOW COULD YOU?"

"YOU FIEND!" Misty fumed.

Yoshi's jaw dropped. "Max got turned…into a CAT? OH MAN!"

Dr. Hoshi shook his head. "Of all the things, why would Elmo want to turn Max into a cat?"

"Cuz," Elmo simply stated, "It makes sense if he's a popular pet who's liked by all. And now…" He aimed his wand at Misty. "You're NEXT!

Misty, May, and Yoshi all screamed while Dr. Hoshi searched through the trunk of Yoshi's kart. He got out a boomerang, and threw it right at Elmo, whacking away the rod and causing it to break.

Elmo was in shock. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" By the way, he used the overused Darth Vader no.

"Typical." Darth Vader growled as he was munching on a Big Mac behind some red desert rocks on the highest point of the volcanic desert. Because Darth Vader is somehow capable of eating.

Dr. Hoshi sighed and then shouted, "Elmo, can't you think of anything better to do than annoy us?"

Elmo shook his head. "No. In fact, my real purpose in this grand prix is to absolutely annoy some racers, and seeing as you…"

Yoshi, Misty, Dr. Hoshi, and Max (who's still in a cat form) all took out their Nintendo DS consoles and started playing Mario Kart DS with each other while May sneaked quietly behind Elmo.

Elmo continued his long, annoying speech, until May appeared right behind him. "And now that I go- UURRRGGHH!"

May started choking Elmo in a tight grip, which eventually made the others below cheer for her.

"YEAH MAY! GO MAY! GIVE ELMO A LESSON OR TWO, I SAY! BEAT THAT PUNK UP!" They all shouted randomly.

Elmo manage to get May's grip off and started wrestling on the ground with May, pinning her down several times.

May forced Elmo to release his grip, and the red muppet did. May then gave Elmo a big kick in the stomach.

Elmo, laying down on the ground in pain, switfly got back up and bit into May's arm. May let out a scream of pain, but then he bit Elmo on the arm, causing Elmo to scream louder and let go. May then released her grip and started slapping Elmo in th face many times.

Yoshi, Misty, and Max all cheered May on even more, while during the same time, Dr. Hoshi was making some experiments to help booster up their cars and help get them back onto the race track.

Back in the brawl, Elmo pinned May down, and then he popped up a Mr. Saturn and threw it at May. "Take that!"

May, however, wasn't damaged by the comletely weak Mr. Saturn, and she then popped out a ray gun.

Elmo sweatdropped. "Oh poopie..."

May started repeatiately shoot Elmo with the ray gun, each shot blowing the furry red muppet's health away.

"OOH... OH...UOHHT...HM...HMMM...HOOAH...HUU...HUA...HAAHHHOOOAH...WIT…WHIT...OOH...HUIT!" These were all the screams that Elmo let out while being shot.

May stopped firing, and gave Elmo a weird look. Yoshi, Misty, and Max also looked up at Elmo strangely.

Elmo shrugged. "What? All males say that in Goldeneye."

May sweatdropped. "Uh huh..."

Elmo then took out a fire flower and started pweing flames out at May. Unfortunately, the fire flowers proved to be useful, as May let out painful screams, trying to get the flames off.

Misty and Max gasped. "Oh no! May!"

Max paniced. "We have to help her, or who knows what would happen to her!"

Misty whimpered in agreement, but then noticed that Yoshi wasn't with them. "hey! Wher's Yoshi?"

"Up there," Dr. Hoshi said, pointing to Yoshi, who was behind Elmo and taking out some of his Yoshi eggs.

Elmo,not aware of Yoshi sneaking up fom behind, threw away the fireflower and started throwing the weakened May up and down like a rag doll. He was then hit by two eggs, right in the face. "Yeouch! Who threw that?" He asked, looking around to find an angry Yoshi.

"Elmo, you met your match," He growled, as he replaced the Yoshi eggs with ice eggs and started throwing them at Elmo's feet.

Elmo paniced, but laughed when he noticed that only his feet and hands were being frozen. "Ha! You only got my feet and hands! What are you going to do now, huh?"

However, Yoshi planned this, for he then replaced his ice eggs with grenade eggs.

Elmo gasped, realizing finally what Yoshi intended. "No...NO!"

Yoshi smriked, and then with yelling a war cry, threw all of his grenade eggs at Elmo, with made contact.

Elmo screamed as he was exploded to bits seconds afterwards, leaving nothing behind. His hands and feet, which were still frozen in solid ice, broke like pieces of glasses everywhere.

Misty and Max looked at each other, then hugged and cried tears off happiness. "YES! WE DID IT! WE WON!"

Dr. Hoshi smiled and gave Yoshi a thumbs up. "Great job, Yoshi. You defeated that furry red menace."

Yoshi smiled and gave Dr. Hoshi a thumbs up back, when he noticed that May was on the ground, gasping. He gasped in horror. "MAY!" He ran towards her and sheld her hand. "Oh...no...it can't be true..."

Misty and Max stopped crying tears of happiness, and looked up with suspense in their eyes. "Yoshi...is May..."

Yoshi picked up May, and headed back down to his friends. "Guys...I don't think May's okay...she'll have to rest up before she could drive again..."

Misty gulped, then nodded. "Right. I guess I'll have to drive for her, then."

Max frowned. 'Will she be all right?"

Yoshi lowered his head in shame. 'Well...I don't know, but..."

Dr. Hoshi examined May, then placed his hand on her forehead. He looked at the others. 'She'll be fine. All she need is rest."

Yoshi, Misty, and Max sighed of relief.

"Phew..." Misty said.

"Thank God..." Yoshi added.

Max crawled into May's car, and looked at his sister again. "May, I hope you feel better."

Dr. Hoshi took his hand off of May's forehead and looked at the others. "I was already making experiments while My was fighting Elmo. Perhaps I can make a potion to make May feel better."

Max gasped. "Really, doc?"

Dr. Hoshi smiled. "Really."

Max hugged Dr. Hoshi tightly. "Oh, thank you, Dr. Hoshi!"

Dr. Hoshi gasped. "Too tight...too tight..."

Yoshi and Misty giggled, then got in their driver's positions and took off passed the jagged rocks, continung their racing trek down the volcano/desert racecourse.

Well, there it was, the long-awaited (okay, so not too long) May vs. Elmo match. Will May be all right? Yes, but she won't be active for quite a bit. After all, I'm adding suspense and drama to this story, you know. Now that I cleared up Yoshi/May's group part, I'm going to go back to the other racers to focus on the 2 remaining parts of the 6th part race. But do not fret, for this race will end with the grand closure after Part 6, so be sure to stay tuned!

To Be Continued!