Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Once again, not really much new parts. Just a combination to make this fanfic not as much as a spam filled mess. Also, some of the old author notes are gone, but it's no big lose. They weren't good, anyway.
"This race is really going on for quite long," Master Hand commented as he turned to Taj. "You think we'll get in enough ratings to get more coverage?"
"Oh, most definitely!" Taj exclaimed as he raised a glass of wine to Master Hand. "Let's keep watching! I'm sure the action is increasing!"
Kirby and Meta Knight are speeding down the sandy path, leaving behind a few of the one hundred-numbered racers in their dusts as the TAC smoothly moves with no trouble. Kirby turns around the left bend, and then he inhales a coconut from a tall palm tree, gulping it down with delight. Meta Knight stands in the back, preparing to slash at any incoming foes with his Galaxia sword. It was when the TAC turned to the right and entered into the rocky mountain's interior that things started to get pumped up as the two puffballs approached Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star.
"Spongebob! We got two more!" Patrick cried out as he swerved to the left, avoiding the tumbling boulders dropping from the walls.
Spongebob noticed this, and he placed his Krusty Krew hat on and prepared the grill, cooking up delicious Krabby Patties. "Then we'll just have to lose them, Krabby Patty style!" Doing strange, yet hilarious poses and shouts, the yellow sponge started to toss the cooked Krabby Patties at Kirby and Meta Knight.
Much to his delight, Kirby switched driving positions with Meta Knight and happily inhaled the incoming burgers while Meta Knight slashed at the Krabby Patties that were going at TAC lower. The two pairs of racers turned around the left bend and headed upwards, swerving left and right as they avoided the tumbling boulders. Upon turning to the right, Meta Knight managed to have the TAC zoom past the Patty Wagon, and Kirby waved hi to Patrick and Spongebob.
Patrick became infuriated. He swerved to the left and pressed his foot hard on the pedal, driving next to the TAC. The pink starfish then rammed into Meta Knight and Kirby, forcing them to collide into the rocky left wall. Meta Knight's eyes turned from yellow to blue, and he slashed rapidly at the Patty Wagon, the TAC pushing it off its side as he then swerved ahead of Patrick, allowing Kirby to inhale any projectiles. Spongebob flung his Krabby Patties at Kirby (who inhaled every one with delight and clamored for more), while Patrick reached his arm out to the right and grabbed one of the rainbow-colored item boxes, getting a red-colored punching glove. Chuckling sinisterly, Patrick managed to swerve to the left and appeared next to the TAC, placing the boxing glove on his right hand. He then jabbed Meta Knight in the face, nearly knocking the blue-colored, sword-wielding puffball off the TAC's driver seat as Spongebob grabbed his trusty spatula and smacked Kirby several times on the head with it.
As the two pairs of racers approached a wide, right bend ahead of them that snaked towards the left, Meta Knight noticed a wooden ramp on the right side. Kicking at the Patty Wagon, Meta Knight swerved the TAC towards the right and went upwards on the ramp, going over the large rock jetting out from the wall and managing to land back on the dirty ground, snaking towards the left. Patrick was fuming, and he used his punching glove to jab through the hard rock, making it through and snaking on the left curve as well, following Kirby and Meta Knight's trail. However, before they knew it, Spongebob and Patrick slipped on a yellow banana peel, and the pair screamed as the Patty Wagon spun around and crashed into the rocky wall, while Meta Knight and Kirby laughed as they turned around the left bend and exited the rocky mountain's interior.
Waluigi, Daisy, Toad, Toadette, and Stanley the Bugman were zooming away in Waluigi's mini-van style vehicle, leaving behind the likes of racers like Joey/Mai and Moe/Lenny/Carl. The five-character group all traveled vigorously past the tall deciduous trees, heading out into the wide, open plains of the Waterwind Valley.
"Waluigi, when can I drive?" Asked Toad impatiently as Toadette grabbed a frying pan and prepared to cook some food in her mini kitchen, while Stanley and Daisy were forming a game board to play as Waluigi swerved to the left and avoided colliding with a spiky obstacle.
"In a minute, Toad!" Waluigi snapped, sighing and shaking his head. "The things I do to win a race with my friends..." He then turned sharply to the right, nearly causing everyone to fall off, but they all hung on as the vehicle went over several small bumps. It was then that when Waluigi turned to the left and then slid to the right that they approached a small village, which was home to several species of Shunosaurus.
"Careful, Waluigi. I've heard pretty weird tales about these kinds of animals," Stanley warned as he watched the tail-clubbed Shunosaurus go on with their business, "If you make one false move, they'll wham you into oblivion..."
Waluigi merely scoffed, rolling his eyes. "Please. They're stupid long necks. What are they gonna do?" He then stopped the vehicle, and hopped out.
Daisy gasped, holding her hands together. "Waluigi! Be careful! You don't know what you're up against!"
Waluigi laughed, and he walked towards a green-colored Shunosaurus. Examining it, he gave the Shunosaurus a kick in its right hind leg. The ten-meter long sauropod bellowed angrily, and then it angrily glared at Waluigi, whacking him in the stomach with a powerful whack to the stomach. Waluigi screamed as he went crashing into another, blue-colored Shunosaurus, which stomped on Waluigi instead.
Daisy, Stanley, and Toadette all screamed, while Toad cheered as he got into the driver seat. "Woohoo! Now I can finally drive!" Starting the engine, the mushroom boy drove the mini-van sized vehicle out of the Shunosaurus inhabited village, with Stanley grabbing the flattened Waluigi before leaving. Much to the disbelief and dismay of everyone - except Toad, of course - the Shunosaurus started to follow the group, enraged after what has occurred. Turning to the right and riding the rough bumps along the dirt-paved path, Toad cheered as he shouted with glee, "Yee-haw! This is better than playing football with the guys back at the princess's castle!"
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi were coasting with ease as they rode in their bright red wagon. Jumping over a small ramp, baby Mario steered the light-weight wagon to the right, rolling in a small muddy puddle. As the two baby Mario Brothers gained steady speed, they swerved to the left to avoid several spiky obstacles, and jumped over another spiky obstacle in front of them as they turned to the right and headed up the ramp. Going over the ramp, the baby Mario Brothers appeared right behind Cloud Strife.
"Your call, Baby Luigi," Baby Mario said with glee as he turned to the left and then swerved right next to the blonde swordsman on the right.
Baby Mario cheered, and he pulled out his wooden hammer, whacking Cloud and his motorcycle into the sky with one powerful whack, laughing as the wagon zoomed off and went into the small tunnel within the green, grassy hill.
Captain Falcon was racing fast in his Blue Falcon vehicle, passing by a few unnoticeable racers. Turning to the right, the F-ZERO champion zoomed fast, and he zoomed over a small ramp, landing on the other side. Captain Falcon then slid the Blue Falcon around the right bend, and followed with an extra boost of speed on a booster. As he continued to zip through the brushy leaves of the different plant life of the tropical jungle, he slowly slid towards the left and approached Ash Ketchum, who was using Corphish to wear out any opponents.
Glancing at his rear view mirror, Ash swerved to the right and ordered Corphish to fire an array of bubbles, which hit the Blue Falcon. Captain Falcon, regardless of the bubbles, continued to drive forward, swerving to the left and appearing next to Ash. As the two racers zoomed under an overpass and then turned around the right bend and reemerged on a suspension bridge, Captain Falcon rammed into Ash, trying to push him off. Corphish smacked the Blue Falcon back with a crabhammer attack, followed by a blast of water.
Captain Falcon merely smirked, and he used the boost in the Blue Falcon's tank, gaining more speed as he slowly passed Ash. Ash fumed, and he ordered Corphish to grab the item box ahead as he turned to the right on the suspension bridge, which the lobster-like Pokemon did. Corphish then grabbed a motion sensor bomb and launched it seventy hundred feet ahead, which landed right on the exit. Captain Falcon performed another boost from the Blue Falcon's engine tank, and he jumped over the edge of the suspension bridge as it turned to the right, landing roughly back onto the bridge. Ash, however, only chuckled sinisterly as he predicted that Captain Falcon would drive into the bomb as he followed the track and turned to the right, followed with sliding to the left and heading straight.
Captain Falcon swerved to the left, but as he drove faster in his Blue Falcon vehicle, he could sense danger. He looked at the engine tank, and it was significantly lower than before. He realized that this came from the bubble attacks that Corphish kept using, with Ash riding right behind the Blue Falcon. Captain Falcon jumped up, and then it smacked back onto the bridge, causing it to shake a bit. Captain Falcon then looked ahead and noticed the motion sensor bomb. He stopped, and watched as Ash zoomed by, only to be sent into the air along his obliterated B-Dasher, which was blown up by the fiery explosion of the motion sensor bomb. Corphish landed head first into the dirt, and Ash came next, with the broken, burning remains of the B-Dasher smashing onto a bush and catching fire as Captain Falcon zoomed by, laughing off his head with victory as he turned to the left and zoomed over another booster, gaining more speed.
Heppy Ankylosaurus, Shelia the Stegosaurus, Zirdo the Birdosaurus, and Bronto the Brontosaurus are all zooming through the sandy path on the beach, passing by the tall, pale-colored tropical palm trees. The four reptilian Yoshi Kart racers try to get ahead of one another as they all turn around the wide right bend and head into the tunnel underneath the yellow-colored sand.
Heppy grabs a rainbow-colored item box, and gets a spike obstacle as an item. He decides to save it for later as he swerves to the right and appears next to Bronto. Bronto notices this, and he rams himself into Heppy's lighter purple kart, pushing forward and jumping over a set of spiked obstacles in his path. Shelia follows behind, jumping over Heppy and landing roughly ahead in her buffed, yellow-colored kart. Zirdo zooms close to Heppy, but she doesn't seem to bother attacking him, and simply goes ahead. Heppy then grabs the spiked obstacle he saved in his item tank and tosses it ahead, watching Shelia bob up and down from colliding into it.
As the four Yoshi Kart racers turn to the left and snake towards the right, several purple-colored Octoroks watching from the right side start to fire their rocks at them. Heppy picks up a set of green-colored Koopa shells and tosses them at the Octoroks, forcing them to hide while Bronto steers close to the right side of the wall, avoiding getting hit by the hard rocks. Shelia and Zirdo swerve carefully to the left and right, covering their heads as the rocks hit them and their karts. Turning to the right and then sliding downwards to the left, Bronto pushes forward through several hard-as-brick blocks and goes into the cannon, being launched several hundred feet into the air!
Heppy, Shelia, and Zirdo all follow as they are launched into the atmosphere, and all look down to see the entire Waterwind Valley racecourse, as well as nearly one/fitfth of the entire land-mass of Dinosaur Land. The four Yoshi Kart racers then come back down onto the grassy meadows with a big thumps, and they zoom off towards the northwestern direction, back towards the main road that leads to the racecourse. Of course, Shelia starts to spin around, and she whacks her three fellow friends with her spiky tail, sending them crashing into the fungi on the right side while she turns to the left and zips over a zipper, speeding downhill. Bronto, Heppy, and Zirdo eventually recover, and using some extra boost in their karts' engines, they all zip over the zipper and speed downhill, following closely to Shelia.
Kirby and Meta Knight were zooming away at fast speed within TAC, leaving behind Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star as they headed up the snow-capped mountain. The pair of puffballs then realized that they were entering the snowy region of the Waterwind Valley, for the snow has started to cover the bright green grass and the sides of the mountains. Meta Knight steered carefully, the TAC managing to drive over the now snow-covered road as Kirby squealed with joy in the back, looking around him and then upwards to see snow falling from the now cloudy skies above the gigantic racecourse.
As the puffball pair traveled upwards toward the right and sticked close to the mountain's rocky outer wall, they could hear the mountain rumble. Meta Knight glanced up, and he swerved to the left, nearly on the edge of the snow-covered oath. Kirby screamed, holding on tightly as Meta Knight swerved to the right and turned to the left, sliding towards the bend to the right and then turning left again. Meta Knight then switched the TAC's wheels off and allowed it to hover above the many small ramps on the path. Kirby looked behind, and he tried to pick up the snow, but he accidentally fell off the TAC. Turning around, Kirby screamed and started waddling towards Meta Knight and TAC as the yellow-colored, warp star-shaped vehicle turned to the left. Before Kirby could turn, however...
BAM! The little pink puffball was knocked off the mountain and fell hundreds of feet down into the soft, fluffy snow, with King DeDeDe and Escargoon laughing as they drove by in the penguin monarch's white-colored limousine and turned around the left bend.
"That will teach the little fluff not to mess with you, sire," Escargoon said with a chuckle as he steered the limousine, "We'll surely catch up to Meta Knight, no doubt!"
King DeDeDe grinned sinisterly, holding up his new, mechanical hammer. "Good, because I'm ready to test this baby out..." He chuckled and held his mechanized hammer behind him, as he and Escargoon turned to the right and went around the bend, approaching Meta Knight.
Meta Knight glanced behind him, not only noticing that Kirby was gone, but that King DeDeDe and Escargoon were coming from behind! His eyes turning blue, Meta Knight steered TAC upwards, and they went over the edge peak of the snow-capped mountain, hovering downwards off the snow-covered road. King DeDeDe and Escargoon chuckled as they simply drove by, with DeDeDe preparing to whack anyone in his way with his mechanized hammer. Meta Knight, however, turned to the left and swerved smoothly through the tall, snow-covered coniferous trees, searching for Kirby. TAC sensed that Kirby was several feet towards the east, and Meta Knight turned the vehicle around, heading back.
Kirby tried to move out of the snow, but he gave up as he knew he couldn't do it. Meta Knight then arrived and slashed the snow off with his yellow-colored Galaxia sword, placing Kirby back onto the TAC. Feeling a cold, Kirby received a hot chocolate drink as Meta Knight turned the TAC around and steered it upwards once more, the hovering helping benefit both him and Kirby, while the other racers on the snow-covered road on the snow-capped mountain watched as the two puffballs flew into the air on the yellow-colored, warp star-shaped vehicle.
Captain Falcon is speeding through the grassy meadows in his Blue Falcon machine. He turns to the right and goes over a ramp, landing roughly on the dirt-paved path but managing to pick up speed as he passes by Wizpig, who slips on a puddle of oil. Captain Falcon glances ahead to see T.T. the Analog Clock ahead.
"Let's see you handle a taste of my FALCON..." Captain Falcon muttered as he slid towards the right and swerved to the left, opening the cockpit of the Blue Falcon and turning to T.T., punching him with a fiery falcon aura appearing around his hard fist and shouting, "PAAAAAAAUNCH!"
T.T. screamed as he was punched out of his red-and-yellow striped car, and he fell flat on his face as Captain Falcon zoomed by, placing the cockpit down and turning to the left, exhaust dust left behind. The Blue Falcon zoomed over the dirt-paved road, and it then jumped over the small canvas ahead, landing on the smooth green grass as it turned to the right and headed downwards. It then swerved to the left and zoomed over a zipper, turning to the left and heading upwards before later turning to the right. The Blue Falcon then turned to the left again and jumped over a few ramps, landing back on the dirt-paved road which then became part of the hard concrete road again. Captain Falcon glanced to his left to see that railings started to follow alongside the road, and to his right, he could see wooden, white-painted fences, several red-colored barns in the distance. Captain Falcon zoomed forward in his speedy, blue-colored Blue Falcon machine as the grazing cows on the grassy fields watched the F-ZERO driver zoom off, followed by a few over racers.
Captain Falcon glanced in his rear-view mirror to see three, scaly-skinned Dodongos chasing after him. Simply grinning, Captain Falcon stopped the Blue Falcon in its tracks, and allowed one of the Dodongos to ram the vehicle upward, but then Captain Falcon jumped out of the cockpit and used Falcon Punch downwards on the Dodongo, breaking through the reptilian creature as the Blue Falco crashed onto the two other Dodongos. Grinning, Captain Falcon returned to his vehicle, but not before performing a Falcon Kick to Ryou/Miho/Bakura, sending them spinning off course and breaking through the railing. Captain Falcon grinned as he drove towards the right and zoomed forwards to victory in his Blue Falcon, turning to the right and zooming over a ramp rather than jumping over it.
Waluigi and his friends still continue to scream in fright and hold on to their vehicle in peril as Toad maneuvers left and right to avoid the large, angry stampede of Shunosauruses. Toad, however, is having the time of his live as he steers wildly to the left and right, running over several green-colored, thorn-infested cacti as he somehow manages to lose the rampaging sauropods. Toad then goes over a rather long ramp and lands harshly on the thick ground, the vehicle suddenly getting stuck. Trying to use the vehicle to drive out of the mud, Toad shuts out to Waluigi and Stanley. Stanley nods and jumps out, while Waluigi ignores the command and simply folds his arms, mumbling to himself.
Stanley, with his faithful bug-spray in hand, aims at the back of the vehicle and starts to spray as fast as he can. This, however, does nothing unfortunately, and it causes the others to cough out the bug-spray in disgust. Stanley frowns, and he places away his bug-spray in his right pocket, rolling up his sleeves and pushing the vehicle with both of his hands, struggling. Toad starts up the engine again, and he tries to speed out of the mud. Daisy, getting sick of Waluigi's arrogance, jumps out of the vehicle and lands in the mud, getting a bit dirty but not caring about it. She appears next to Stanley and helps him push the vehicle out of the mud, succeeding a tiny bit as the vehicle starts moving and within a few more minutes, the vehicle zooms out, leaving Daisy and Stanley behind as they are fully covered in mud. Toad looks at the rear-view mirror, and he turns around, zooming back towards his two forgotten members. He then stops the vehicle and allows Daisy and Stanley to come back in. Toad then glances to his right and shockingly senses water, and he turns the vehicle around, heading towards the eastern direction.
Going through the bumpy bumps with no problem, Toad steers to the left and then makes a wide bend around the right, jumping over a ramp and turning to the left again, noticing the air becoming a bit cooler as Toad clearly sees the plentiful clean water springs around. Getting an idea, Toad swerves around to the left and then turns to the right, stopping at a rather large spring and then, holding his breath, going right into the spring, with his friends in tow! Several seconds later, Toad drives out of the spring, the entire vehicle -and Daisy and Stanley, as well - being entirely clean. Grinning, Toad looks around all of the directions, and he pauses to hear some of the vehicles zooming towards the southern direction. Looking at the direction of the sun, which is north, Toad turns to the left and starts the vehicle again, going towards the southern direction back to the road with his friends in tow, while swerving left and right around the springs. Toadette others several delicious, warm sugar cookies to Daisy and Stanley, who oblige while Waluigi takes out his purple-colored Nintendo DS and plays some Brain Age.
Master Hand and Taj are both sipping some herbal tea as they look at the wide-screen, high-definition television set atop the stadium, where the plentiful thousands upon thousands of audience members watch with enthusiasm as the Waterwind Valley race continues on. Suddenly, a green phone right by Master Hand rings.
"I'll get it," Master Hand stated to Taj as he picked up the phone and answered, "Hello?"
"Yes, is Master Hand there?" Said a rather robotic voice.
Master Hand paused for several seconds, looking at Taj, and then answering the phone curiously, "Yes... and why would you want to call me?"
"Well, I just got news for you. Nintendo found out about this grand prix you and elephant boy are running, and I would be careful if I were you, because rumor has it that there are plentiful of enemies from Nintendo that would likely pop out of nowhere and torment the racers."
Master Hand chuckled, replying, "Don't worry. Most of the racers are from Nintendo, anyway. I'm sure they can deal with this-" Before he could actually finish, the phone suddenly lost connection. Master Hand looked at Taj strangely. "Wha-"
Taj simply shook his head. "Don't worry about it. I'm sure it was nothing." He resumed drinking his herbal tea, while Master Hand became a bit cautious as he continued watching the Waterwind Valley race on the wide-screen, high-definition television screen.
"Mario and Luigi are steadily zooming as fast as they can in the Red Fire. Mario steers towards the left around the wide bend, zooming under the thick brushes of plants throughout the large, tropical jungle. Luigi grabs a green Koopa shell and chucks it at Sora, who bobbles and then falls through a small canvas within the dirt-paved road. As the Mario Brothers drive away on the road, Mario turns to the right and drives through the rather bumpy bumps on the road, feeling a bit shaky. Luigi feeling a bit weird, and he throws up on the right side of the car, his face all green and pale. Mario grabs a red fireball from one of the rainbow-colored item boxes and chucks them at the bushes in front of him, burning them so that the Red Fire can drive through with ease.
As Mario turns to the right and the Red Fire starts picking up more speed as it heads downhill, a blue winged Spiny Shell zips by and explodes right above them, causing the Red Fire and the Mario Brothers to be hurdled into the air. Mario and Luigi land in a thorn-infested bush, and come back into the air screaming in pain as they hold their rear ends, while the Red Fire crashes down on its right side. After picking out the sharp thorns from his bottom, Mario quickly picks up the Red Fire and tunes it up, making it back to normal. With Luigi hoping onto the back and tossing a mushroom into the engine, Mario starts up the Red Fire, and the vehicle is immediately boosted by the mushroom's power.
Going at fast speeds past the tall tropical trees and the exotic plants, Mario and Luigi turn to the right and then zip around the left bend, going over the small ramp and landing on the lower part of the path with a thump. Luigi grabs a bo-bomb from another rainbow-colored Item Box and chucks it towards the western direction, hearing the explosion and several people screaming shortly afterwards. Hearing this, Mario steers the Red Fire to the left, and the two Italian plumber brothers continue driving, determined to get to the top of the race.
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi were both driving smoothly on the green grassy meadows of the Waterwind Valley, their troubles left behind. Taking a left turn around the smooth bank of a flowing river, Baby Mario makes the red wagon jump over the several small bumps, while Baby Luigi grabs several gold coins from the ground and places them in his small blue overalls.
"Gee, Baby Mario, I wonder how far we can be from the others," He asked with curiosity as Baby Mario steers to the left and enters a small cavern. Baby Luigi gulps, and he starts trembling. 'I'm-a scared..."
Baby Mario laughed heartily. "Don't worry, my young brother! We'll surely get through here- ACK!" He bumped into a rather large boulder, causing him and baby Luigi to fall on the hard, cold ground while the wagon is flipped side over.
Sighing, the two baby brothers look at each other and wonder what to do, when suddenly, a mechanical object that appears to be an accessory from the days of the NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) appears from behind the rock, and looks at the two infant Mario Brothers.
"Do you two need any help?" The robot asked with a fully mechanized voice.
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi looked at the robot in awe. They looked at each other for several long minutes, and turned to face the robot, shaking their heads slowly as their jaws were still dropped.
The robot nodded, and in a flash, it got the red wagon back on its regular position. Adding a bit of polish and tuning it up a bit, the robot moved towards Baby Mario and Baby Luigi, introducing itself. "I am pleased to be of service to you two. I am ROB, the Robotic Operating Buddy. I am fully capable of assistance."
Baby Luigi smiled, and he ran to the red wagon, hoping in it. Baby Mario followed suit, and he got in the red wagon as well, preparing to start it again, when something came to mind. Looking at ROB, Baby Mario thought deeply, and he turned to Baby Luigi.
Baby Luigi slightly tilted his head, blinking in confusion. "Ummm... Baby Mario, what are you thinking...?" He asked cautiously as Baby Mario grinned.
Shortly afterwards, the red wagon was sliding down a smooth left bend, with Baby Mario at the steering wheel while Baby Luigi chatted along with ROB, who agreed to help the baby Mario brothers to advance further in the ever competitive and determined race for first place.
Princess Peach Toadstool and her three partners are still trying to get through the disastrous desert portion of the Waterwind Valley racecourse, but they had a few Chain Chomps on their tails. As Peach turned to the left, Chad the Charmander stood up and charged up, firing his Flamethrower attack at the Chain Chomps, burning them alive as they all howled in pain and searched for the closet body of water. peach then drove her Heart Coach over several small bumps on the dirt-paved road, feeling a bit nauseous as he turned to the right and headed up the path. Prof. E. Gadd grabbed several bo-bombs and fired them at the Octoroks that stood in the way. Sheik was meditating, waiting for the perfect moment as Peach turned to the left and then swerved around the right bend, the Heart Coach being hit by several bullets from the black-colored cannons.
Peach noticed this, and she switched driving positions with E. Gadd, grabbing some turnips from under her pink-clad dress and chucking them at the cannons. This was very effective, and the cannons continued shooting missiles at the Heart Coach. Peach fumed, and she then grabbed a bo-bomb from under her dress, getting an idea and chucking it towards the cannons as E. Gadd turned the Heart Coach to the right and headed upwards once more. The bo-bomb exploded, causing all of the cannons to be obliterated, and Peach cheered as he looked to her right to see more cannons. Peach then grabbed one of the rainbow-colored item boxes on the left and got a pair of Defensive pink-colored hearts, using it to absorb any attack from either side. As E. Gadd turned to the left and jumped over a small bump, Chad stood up and fired several fiery balls of red-and-orange embers at the cannons, melting them. Chad nearly fell out as E. Gadd sharply slid the Heart Coach towards the right, but Peach managed to grab him and placed the green-masked Charmander back onto the vehicle. E. Gadd jumped over a few bumps, but he accidentally slipped on a leftover banana peel and spun around into a cactus, causing all the four characters to leap up into the air and held their rear ends in pain, with the needles sticking out of their bodies. As Peach, Sheik, E. Gadd, and Chad came back down to the desert ground with a thud, the Heart Coach was plopped from the ground, and back on its regular position. Sheik used his quickness to get all of the needles out from him and the others, and he then got into the driver's seat, taking off in the Heart Coach with peach, E. Gadd, and Chad as he turned to the right and headed downhill, swerving left and right to avoid the cacti or any other obstacle.
Yoshi sighed. "Doc, we have been sitting here for several minutes now! Why are we STILL waiting?" He groaned.
Max poked May's unconscious body. "And May's still unconscious, which means I have to drive, still!" He shouted at Dr. Hoshi.
Dr. Hoshi sighed. "You know, you guys have so much impatience in you. In fact, I'm quite disappointed. Because if you really want to get back up in the front, all you have to do is wait for my potion to kick in!" He folded his arms. "And it should be ready in, oh, one more minute." He smirked.
Yoshi slammed his head onto his steering wheel. "This is gonna be a LONG race..."
"Psyayaya," Psyduck added, looking oddly at Max. "Psyduck?"
Dr. Hoshi looked at his watch, and then he turned to Yoshi, Misty, and Max. "Okay, it's time. Yoshi, Max, hit the pedals on your cars."
Yoshi looked up. "But Dr. Hoshi, you said-"
"JUST. DO. IT." Dr. Hoshi growled in a deep, angry voice.
Yoshi gulped and sweatdropped. "O-o-okay, D-d-doctor H-h-hoshi," He said, trembling. Putting his foot on the pedal, Yoshi closed his eyes in despair.
Max did as he was told after Dr. Hoshi barked out the orders.
Right at that moment, the blue substance from Dr. Hoshi's potion earlier started flowing through the two cars, and suddenly, it sent the four characters (excluding May, who was still unconscious) smack dab back in the main race, right between Yugi/Tea and Joey/Mai.
"WOOHOOOO-OOOOO!" Yoshi cheered, "We manage to get back into the race!" He smiled at Dr. Hoshi. "Dr. Hoshi! You were right all along!"
Dr. Hoshi chuckled. "What did I tell you, Yoshi?" He said, "What did I tell you?"
Psyduck titled his head. "Psyayaya?"
Bowser steers his Koopa Klown Car with ease while Ganondorf and Wario both toss down several hindering items, with Donkey Kong eating his bananas and tossing down the empty peels, while Mewtwo using his Psychic to protect the group from being attacked by any other racers.
"Incoming...fools at launch," Bowser cackled as he steered towards the right and flew the Koopa Klown Kar over the small ramp, grabbing a missile launcher and firing a black-colored Bullet Bill out. The Bullet Bill headed for Donald Trump, and it exploded, causing the billionaire to fall into the cold stream of water. Bowser laughed as he steered towards the right and went above the small stone, grayish pillars pointing upward into the sky, with the other racers zooming down. As Bowser steered towards the right and followed the racers within the Koopa Klown Kar, Mewtwo closed his eyes and then fired several mini Shadow Balls at Jak's group and Squall, causing them to bobble on the road as Wario tossed several bo-bombs down onto the cement-paved road, causing debris to go everywhere.
Grinning, Bowser steered towards the left and hovered above the mountainside, heading into the tunnel below. As the Koopa Klown Kar headed deeper and deeper into the ground, Bowser steered the vehicle towards the left and went through a few loops, making Wario and Donkey Kong dizzy as they bumped into each other. Bowser swerved to the left and allowed his aerial vehicle to slightly hover upwards, glancing to his right to see Eliwood and Lyn zooming by. Grabbing a hot red-and-yellow fireball, Bowser chucked it at the pair and laughed as he steered to the left in front of them, while Mewtwo and Ganondorf comfortably watched as the pair burned within the flames.
With their new friend ROB the Robotic Operating Buddy in tow, Baby Mario and Baby Luigi are speeding through the mountainous cavern as they try to head out. Baby Mario steers the red wagon to the left, and jumps over several bumps on the road, swerving around the wide bank as he bumps into a spiky obstacle. The wagon shaken, Baby Mario starts it up again, and the wagon goes zooming. ROB starts to do some enhancements to the wagon, while Baby Luigi plucks several green-colored Koopa shells at the spiky obstacles, destroying them.
"All right, we need something to have that the others don't have," Baby Mario explained to Baby Luigi and ROB as he turned the wagon to the right and then swerved downwards under the road, "But what?"
Baby Luigi started to ponder, while ROB looked up to hear the vibrance of the other vehicles and racers zooming and driving by, knowing that it was not a good idea to be under the road. As Baby Mario turned to the right and then headed for the bushes nearby, a dent in the main road above appeared after a collision, and the wagon went spinning around backwards, causing Baby Mario and Baby Luigi to scream as they got dizzy. ROB, however, managed to stop the wagon from spinning, and he pressed it forwards, determined to help out his two new best friends in need. With ROB's guidance, Baby Mario confidentially took the wheel and swerved around the dent, turning to the right and entering through the bushes while Baby Luigi ate a red-dotted mushroom to feel better.
"Thanks for the help, ROB. We really needed it," Baby Mario thanked as the wagon went through a few bumps, and then turned to the right and headed upwards on a long ramp, jumping over the wide gap and landing on the firm, muddy ground with a loud thud, boosting in speed after Baby Luigi chucked an extra mushroom into the engine.
ROB nodded. "It is my pleasure, Baby Mario. I will do whatever you and your brother, Baby Luigi, need in order to keep you at the top," Was what the Robotic Operating Buddy replied as he started to drill in a few nails to keep the wagon more capable of getting through the thick, tropical jungle.
Meta Knight and Kirby were both back together in the yellow-colored, warpstar-shaped TAC, hovering above the fluffy snowy ground. Meta Knight turns to the right, and he then presses the TAC to go down towards the ground, passing right by Wizpig. Meta Knight notices this, and as he turns the TAC to the right on the dirt-paved road, he stretches open his bat-like purple wings and flaps off, leaving Kirby to drive. Kirby blinks as he looks back, to see Meta Knight taking Wizpig full on. The pink puffball then turns around and looks at the steering wheel, then glances up, screaming as the TAC drives off the road and goes into the bluish ocean.
A few minutes pass, and Kirby resurfaces, the TAC wet but still in tact. Getting an idea, Kirby sucks in several water and spouts it into TAC's engine tank, giving it more resistance to water. Kirby then steers the TAC in the water, swerving left to avoid collision with the water obstacles, and then splashing about. Kirby giggled with glee as he steered to the right, and then the TAC came ashore on the grayish beach, the water dripping off the warpstar-shaped vehicle. Kirby then presses a red button on the control panel, and the TAC suddenly gains an extra boost of speed, passing by tropical palm trees. Kirby screams as he tries to steer the TAC to the right, but the machine is too fast even for him, and thus, Kirby jumps off and inhales the speeding TAC, turning into Wheel Kirby.
As Wheel Kirby starts to roll and speed down the sandy path, he makes a wide bend around the shrubs and heads towards the western direction, leaving dust behind as he rolls down with great speed. The red-colored wheel then makes another wide bend towards the right, but he bumps into a spiky obstacle, turning Kirby back to his normal, pink puffball self. Kirby then spits out the TAC, and the vehicle is back to normal. Cheering, Kirby hops back onto the TAC, starts it up again, and he starts zooming again, turning to the left and swerving in both directions to avoid the plentiful sharp-pointed jacks on the round.
As Kirby steers with confidence, he takes a quick glance back, and much to his happiness, he sees Meta Knight gliding towards the TAC. Meta Knight makes it on board, and he places his purple bat-like wings away, taking the steering wheel from Kirby. His eyes gleaming a bright blue color, he nods to Kirby and then steers the TAC to the right, with Kirby bouncing up and down in joy.
Way where Meta Knight was formerly, Wizpig can be seen moaning and cursing as he lies on his enormous back on the sandy path, wounded by Meta Knight's many sword attacks. Passing by him is Waluigi's group, with Toad driving with confidence.
Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and Misty/Max are both zooming away as fast as they can in the volcanic desert portion of the Waterwind Valley racecourse. However, Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi proceed to going farther than their human friends, and as Dr. Hoshi turns to the left and heads on the path spiraling the large volcano, the leave behind the desert portion and enter into the truly fiery volcano portion of the quirky racecourse.
Yoshi is firing several of his handy, homing, green-spotted eggs at the various lava-rock creatures while Dr. Hoshi swerves right towards the edge as he drives closer. The purple Yoshisaurus doctor then reaches the top of the volcano summit and turns to the right, going over a zipper and pressing forward onto the large volcanic path, landing with a loud bump that nearly caused Yoshi to fall off. Dr. Hoshi chuckled, and as he turned to the right, he glanced to his left to see the red-colored, hot molten magma slowly flowing by. Yoshi got back to his senses, and he ducked as Dr. Hoshi narrowly drove under the large bluish stone pillars in front of them. Turning to the right, Dr. Hoshi observed all around him as he got an idea and suddenly turned to the left, heading towards the flowing magma. Determined Dr. Hoshi timed the jump over the magma perfectly, and he continued on, with Yoshi adding a rocket booster to help the Turbo Yoshi gain much more speed.
Turning left and swerving to the right to avid collision with spiky obstacles, Dr. Hoshi started to head uphill on the red-colored, magma-hardened path, with Yoshi looking at the back. Dr. Hoshi's eyes then widened as he was coming too close to a giant set of hurling, red-and-yellow fireballs coming in and out from the flowing magma. Dr. Hoshi swerved carefully on the magma-hardened path while Yoshi chucked the green-spotted eggs at the flaming balls of lava to cause them to explode in a fiery spectacular. Yoshi grinned, and he hung onto the railings as Dr. Hoshi turned to the right and headed under several fiery red-colored pillars.
Misty and Max, meanwhile, who are far behind Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi after crashing into several pesky obstacles, are coming as fast as they can, but they get bombarded by bottles of beer from Moe's group. Using Psyduck, Misty tosses the psychic duck Pokemon at the group, and Psyduck uses Confusion to send Moe, Lenny, Carl, and the vehicle into the air, damaging them psychically. Psyduck then stops and releases them, watching them moan in pain as Max picks up Psyduck and Misty zooms towards the right, jumping over a few streams of molten lava.
Pikachu, Marth, and Roy are struggling to get past, with Pikachu driving as fast as he can. Pikachu steers the rather large vehicle to the left, and the vehicle tumbles down the steep grassy hill while Marth and Roy slash at the incoming spiky obstacles that fall from the clear blue sky. Pikachu manages to keep the vehicle in control, and he turns to the right, going over a zipper and followed with a turn to the left as the water in the stream that the vehicle runs over splashes onto Marth and Roy.
Pikachu makes another turn to the right, going under a small, grayish stone bridge. Pikachu glances up ahead to see King Kong running along. Getting an idea, Pikachu turns the vehicle to the left, going into the green grass and then turning around to face the west direction, using his electricity to give the vehicle and extra boost of speed. Pikachu then swerves close to King Kong towards the right, and the yellow-colored, electrical rodent Pokemon whacks the gigantic, blackish ape with his Iron Tail attack. King Kong growls, and he jumps into the air, slamming the ground with a large, earth-shattering tremor that shakes the entire meadow. Marth and Roy both hold onto each other and scream as King Kong picks up the vehicle and chucks it towards the southern direction, resuming running again as a fissure appears on the road, causing the area to split in half.
Pikachu, Marth, and Roy all land on several different spots of the smooth green grass, while the vehicle crashes upside down. Marth and Roy get up and use their muscles to push the vehicle back on its side, and then push the vehicle again to get it back in its regular position. Pikachu hops into the driver's seat and uses a Thunderbolt to ignite the engine tank with electricity, causing the vehicle to be sent zooming with HUGE velocity. Marth and Roy are left behind in the exhaust gas, coughing as they call out for Pikachu.
Suddenly right at that moment as if it was a personal call, Pikachu manages to make a smooth return as he allows Marth and Roy back in, and then turns the vehicle towards the northwestern direction, zooming off again as he turns to the right and swerves to the left to avoid the sharp-pointing obstacles on the green, grassy meadows. Marth and Ropy decide to have some tea and chat with each other, while Pikachu jumps over a barrier fence and swerves towards the right, accidentally running over several white-coated sheep in the process. Several farmers nearby then pick up their pitch-forks and start chasing the two swordsmen and the yellow-colored, electrical rodent Pokemon as Pikachu makes a narrow slide on the sharp right curve and then goes into the stream of clear fresh water, using electricity to pump up the velocity as the farmers as sprayed with water AND exhaust gas.
Heppy Ankylosaurus, Shelia the Stegosaurus, Zirdo the Birdosaurus, Bronto the Brontosaurus, and Boshi (who has been knocked back a few places after being attacked by the Star Fox crew) were all traveling with each other on the wide, brownish canyon, with a large reservoir of cold, bluish water stored up. The five reptilian Yoshi Kart racers all turned around on the left bend and then towards the right, going over several bumpy bumps as they go over a ramp and swerved to the left on the right curve, before turning to the left and heading towards the northern direction.
Heppy heckles Boshi, and the purple energetic Ankylosaurus then swerves his kart to the right, bumping into Boshi. Growling, Boshi rams Heppy into the wall, and turns to the left, going over a zipper and then turning right, running over a stream of water. Bronto follows closely behind, but he accidentally slips on a banana peel from Shelia, who jumps over several bumps on the dirt-paved road. Zirdo comes closely behind, but she is zapped by a lightning bolt from Heppy, who zooms past and turns to the right, following Shelia and Boshi closely behind. Zirdo moans, and she attempts to follow, but she is sent spinning around after Bronto accidentally collides into her.
Zirdo shakes her head, and she follows swiftly going over a small ramp and then swerving to the left and going over a zipper, passing by Bronto. She grabs an item from one of the rainbow-colored item boxes and obtains a green-colored Koopa shell, hurdling it towards Bronto. Bronto manages to jump over it, and he grind, swerving behind Zirdo. As Zirdo gets close to Shelia, she tries to swerve to the left and right, but Shelia does the same. Frustrated, Zirdo closes her eyes, and she then releases several white-colored eggs towards Shelia. Shelia takes a quick glance behind her, only to be pelted by Zirdo's eggs, and as a result, goes spinning off the dirt-paved path and crashes into a rather obscure, orange boulder.
Zirdo squeals with delight, and she turns to the right, going over a zipper and approaching both Heppy and Boshi, as does Bronto, who chucks behind him a red-colored, fake item box. Shelia manages to get her act together and jumps over the fake item box, following closely behind Bronto. Heppy, on the other hand, continues to try and pass Boshi, but the blue-colored Yoshisaurus has a tick up his sleeve, and he swerves to the left. Heppy gets and idea as he attempts to zoom forward, but Boshi suddenly rams into him, sending the poor purple Ankylosaurus spinning around and then crashing into Bronto. Chuckling, Boshi turns to the right and goes over a zipper, zooming through the wide canyon as he leaves behind Heppy, Zirdo, Bronto, and Shelia. The four mentioned reptilian Yoshi Kart racers, however, won't go down that easily, and they closely follow behind Boshi as they race through the large, wide open canyon.
Mario and Luigi were speeding on a rough mountain terrain, the Red Fire ridding over puddles of melted chocolate and large, chocolate boulders coming down. Mario turns to the left, and he swerves left and right as he avoids being hit by the boulders. Luigi screams as he hangs on tightly, being hit in the head by a small chocolate pebble, but he mumbles as he rubs his head. As Mario approaches the large lake, he makes a wide turn towards the right, staying awfully close to the edge as more boulders come down.
Luigi screams and closes his eyes, but Mario shouts to his younger brother not to cower as he then swerves close to the brownish chocolate mountain. Luigi gains a little bit of courage from Mario's words, and he then grabs a hammer from one of the rainbow-colored item boxes, using it to whack away any incoming boulders. Mario grins, and he turns the Red Fire to the right, going over the three large bumps ahead as he then turns to the left and hops the red-colored vehicle over several fake, red-colored item boxes, turning left shortly afterwards. As the plumber brothers continue, they spot several purple-colored, rock-spitting Octoroks sitting on both sides of the mountain, preparing to spit out at them. Mario grabs his yellow cape, and as he turns towards the right and then again to the left, he switches driving positions with Luigi, who chucks the hammer at one of the Octoroks on the left side.
Fuming with rage after the one Octorok was knocked with Luigi's hammer, the Octoroks started to fire several rocks at the Mario brothers. Mario used his cape vigorously to repel them to both sides, running back and forth on the back platform of the Red Fire, while Luigi was having a hard time steering as he bumped into the wall while trying to swerve to the left and right. As Luigi approached a wide bend towards the right, he accidentally drove to the left, going into the chocolate mountain. Surprisingly, this turned out to be a useful shortcut, and Mario acknowledged Luigi as the Red Fire carved its way through within the hard, chocolate interior.
Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star were gaining speed again in their Krabby Patty-based Patty Wagon, far behind the likes of Kirby and Meta Knight. Patrick steered while Spongebob was quick enough to make Krabby Patties for him and Patrick to eat while racing on the exhilarating road. As Patrick turned to the left and exited the cavern, he looked from his rear view mirror to see Mermaidman and Barnicleboy catching up in their Invisible Mobile.
Noticing this, Spongebob acted, grabbing a plate of warm Krabby Patties and holding onto the railing as Patrick turned to the right. The yellow sponge then screamed a war cry and chucked the Krabby Patties at his heroes. Mermaidman screamed, and he used Barnicleboy as a shield, much to his dismay.
"Kyle, are the patties gone?" Mermaidman asked as he held on tightly to Barnicleboy, while not holding onto the steering wheel, which caused the Invisible Mobile to drive off course and plummet several feet into the snowy ground. Barnicleboy popped his head out of the snow, and he narrowed his eyes at Mermaidman, who was in the form of a snowman.
Spongebob and Patrick gave each other a high five as they sped off towards the left in the Patty Wagon, turning to the right again, then to the left, then to the right, then up, then down, then all around, until they have zoomed around every nook and cranny in the entire frickin' racecourse!
...A-herm, anyway, Patrick turned to the left and was heading towards the western direction as he went downhill, and then turned right to enter a hole in the wall, which actually turned out to be a short cut. As Patrick drove slowly and carefully, Spongebob was warming up the grill again, munching on the prepared Krabby Patties while he made new patties for him and Patrick to eat. Patrick then screamed as he saw a horde of Zubat, Woobat, and Swoobat approaching, and he sharply turned to the right, crashing right into the hard cold wall!
The Patty Wagon tipped over on its side, and both Spongebob and Patrick plopped to the ground. The grill also fell on its side, and it caught on fire unfortunately, while the prepared Krabby Patties fell off the plate and were on the dirty ground. The Zubats, Woobats, and Swoobats noticed this, and they started taking bites from the Krabby Patties chirping in delight. Spongebob and Patrick noticed this, looked at each other, and then got the grill and Patty Wagon back into position, taking off as the Patty Wagon drove out of the cavern short cut and turned right to get back on the main road outside, with Spongebob driving while Patrick was vigorously cleaning the grill.
"Hang on, Patriiiiiiick!" Yelped Spongebob as he swerved to the left near the edge of the road and ran over a zipper, causing the Patty Wagon to gain a dangerous amount of speed as Spongebob turned to the right, nearly causing him and Patrick to fall down several feet into the cold, white, fluffy snow below.
Captain Falcon can be seen speeding as fast as possible in his high velocity-producing Blue Falcon vehicle. Taking a sharp turn towards the right curve, he runs over a zipper, which only adds to his Blue Falcon's acceleration. As Captain Falcon professionally steers towards the right, he spots Rob Sweere in front of him, a gun in the odd man's hands.
Smirking, Captain falcon swerves to the right, and he opens up his cockpit, glancing at Rob and taunting him. Rob growls, and he aims his gun at Captain falcon, firing several times. Captain falcon manages to place his cockpit down in time, and he then rams the Blue Falcon into Rob, sending the gun-wielding man into the thorn-infested bushes nearby. Grinning, Captain falcon zooms off, and turns to the right, jumping over several steps going downwards within the sand-paved road in the open space of the tropical jungle.
As the F-ZERO racer speeds towards the right and then snakes towards the left, he spots the flying reptilian monster Varan flying right above. Ignoring this as a possible threat, Captain Falcon pushes forward in the Blue Falcon, turning to the right and entering into the thick bushes of the tropical jungle, speeding through the plants that stand in the Blue Falcon's way and then making a sharp curve around the right, the right side of the vehicle merely bruised by a tall tropical palm tree. Captain Falcon continues zooming off, going over a zipper and then turning right, to jump over a rather long ramp and making it onto the other side of the dirty, muddy path.
Mario and Luigi continued going through the rocky interior of the chocolate mountain as Luigi steers the Red Fire towards the left in hoping of going back outside. To both of their surprises, they manage to carve out of the chocolate mountain, and the two find themselves within a rather large dumping ground filled with heaps of garbage! Plugging their noses with their handy dandy nose-plugs, Mario and Luigi switch positions as Luigi chucks a mushroom into the engine tank to get the Red Fire boosting with speed, while Mario turns to the right and steers it through the dump. As Mario goes over a ramp, he turns to the right and charges right into a stack pile of garbage ahead, using a protective shield to protect him and Luigi from being splattered by disgusting garbage.
Seto Kaiba and Mokuba Kaiba are both ahead in their limousine, but Mario manages to approach by coming onto the main, cement-paved road from the left. As Mario swerves to the right side of Seto, he zooms closer and then holds up a pair of red-colored flaring fireballs, glancing at Seto. Seto notices this, but before he could do anything, Mario chucked the fireballs into the window, causing the limo to burn from the inside. Mario and Luigi laughed with glee and high-five'd each other as the Red Fire turned to the right and zoomed away, while Seto's limo went straight off course and crashed into a large pile of garbage.
As the two plumbing brothers left behind the dump and approached a much cleaner meadow with lots of flowering plants and fungi abound, Mario turns to the right and heads off the cement-paved road, onto a bright yellow, sandy path instead. Luigi looks at the blooming flowers in awe, but he screams as he his lunged into the air after the Red Fire crashes into a large rock. Luigi lands head first on the smooth green grass, and Mario quickly jumps out to get Luigi. Handing his injured green-capped brother a mushroom to heal him, Mario turned back towards the Red Fire, got out a wrench, fixed some of the parts, and then jumped back into the driver's seat, turning to the left and going around the boulder, and going back onto the sandy path. Shaking his head, Luigi hops onto the back of the Red Fire, holding on tightly as Mario performs a sharp left slide on the narrow stretch between the large grayish rocks on the meadow on the right and the cliff on the left.
"Will we be fine, doc?" Yoshi asked as he was steering.
Dr. Hoshi nodded his head as he held onto the railings of the Turbo Yoshi. "Yes, Yoshi, just focus on the road and we'll be perfectly fine."
Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi are driving in the green-colored Turbo Yoshi within the hot, volcanic area of the expansive Waterwind Valley racecourse, with Yoshi driving while Dr. Hoshi fended off any threats on either sides. Yoshi slides towards the right, managing to not fall into the hot, red-colored molten magma on the right side. As the Turbo Yoshi gains a boost of speed from a zipper, Yoshi turns to the left, and he hangs on as he feels the vehicle going over the bumpy bumps. Dr. Hoshi grabs a maximum tomato from the ground, and he eats it, feeling a bit more replenish as he ducks under an aerial obstacle bobbing back and forth. Yoshi then grabs a mushroom and chucks it into the engine, giving the Turbo Yoshi another boost of speed.
"All right!" Yoshi exclaimed as he pumped his right fist into the air. "Gotta go fast!"
Dr. Hoshi rolled his eyes as he shook his head, holding the steering wheel. "Yoshi, really...?"
As the two Yoshisaurus speed down through the volcanic area of the Waterwind Valley racecourse within their Yoshi-themed vehicle, Dr. Hoshi notices several fireballs popping out from the fiery river of magma on both sides of the magma-hardened road, Yoshi swerves to the left and right, although he gets his tail on fire, causing him to jump out of the Turbo Yoshi and run around on the path screaming as he holds his tail in pain. Dr. Hoshi stops the Turbo Yoshi, and he frantically runs down the path, turning to the right and grabbing one of the rainbow-colored item boxes, getting a water bottle. He turns back to the left and runs past the Turbo Yoshi and towards Yoshi, opening the bottle of water and spraying the water over Yoshi. Yoshi panted, and he let out a sigh of relief, going back onto the Turbo Yoshi. This time, Dr. Hoshi was at the wheel, and he cautiously turned around the right bend, grabbing another rainbow-colored item box.
Kirby and Meta Knight were approaching steadily in their yellow-colored, warpstar-based TAC vehicle, with Meta Knight at the driving wheel. Meta Knight makes a sharp slide around the right bend, and he then looks up to see hail coming down. He turns to the right again, although the TAC goes off the road. Meta Knight starts up the hover mode, and the TAC starts to hover beyond the mountainous road. Kirby starts to suck in all the food he can while he's on the TAC, not bothered by anything else at the moment. As the two puffballs hover away, King DeDeDe and Escargoon can be seen driving nearby.
"Ready when you are, sire," Escargoon tells King DeDeDe as he steers King DeDeDe's limousine to the left, with King DeDeDe holding a trophy launcher.
King DeDeDe chuckles, aiming at Kirby. "Hehehehe! Say goodbye, Kirby!" With no hesitation, he fires the trophy launcher towards Kirby, and much to his glee, he manages to hit Kirby, which turns the pink puffball into a mere trophy.
Meta Knight glances behind him, and is shocked, to see that Kirby is now a trophy. He growls as he can then hear King DeDeDe chuckle from the mountain now far behind. Meta Knight steers the TAC downward, and he then turns it to the right, heading for the northern direction, trying to find something that can get Kirby back to normal.
"Damn... those two really got us good," Meta Knight spoke to himself in a somewhat Mexican accent as he focused on driving.
"Nailed it, sir!" Escargoon exclaimed as he turned to King DeDeDe.
King DeDeDe boastfully laughed in his southern accent as he bobbed his head back. "Ahehehehe! That will show that dumb ball of puff not to mess with the DeDeDester!"
Mario and Luigi are coasting away in their Red Fire, with Mario turning the vehicle to the right and heading downward the path. Mario then makes a sharp turn to the right, and he swerves to the right to go over a zipper, swerving to the left and then to the middle to avoid any possible collisions with the spiky obstacles that abound. Luigi grabs his trusty hammer and whacks away the variety of enemies and obstacles that come across, including the rather medium-sized boulders that tumble down from the mountain. Mario turns to the left, and he jumps over several mines below, although he accidentally slips on a banana peel, and he and Luigi both crash into a large garbage dump, while nearby Master Ghidorah and Sir Megalon pass by in their golden chariot.
Moaning, Mario backs the Red Fire up, starts up the engine again, and then zooms away, following closely behind the two giant kaiju monsters. Master Ghidorah sees this, and he starts to shoot several, yellow-colored lightning bolts from his three heads, each other them attempting to zap the Mario Brothers. Mario crazily swerves left to right, causing Luigi to get cat sick and barf on the road while Sir Megalon stops the golden chariot and crashes it back into the Red Fire, causing Mario and Luigi to bob uncontrollably. Both Ghidorah and Megalon chuckle, and they take of again, leaving the plumbing Italian plumbers in the dust. Mario grabs an invincible star, and they both zoom off again, powered by the invincible star. As Mario swerves to the left, he approaches Ghidorah and Megalon, and he grabs several red-colored fireballs, chuckling them at the two. Ghidorah screams in rage, and he starts to fire yellow-colored lightning bolts at Mario and Luigi again, with Megalon pathetically trying to whack the Red Fire.
Luigi sees this, and he grabs his hammer, chucking it at the hood of the golden chariot, breaking it into pieces as Ghidorah and Megalon collapse over each other and are left on the chocolate, muddy path while Mario and Luigi, laughing, zoom off. Mario turns to the right, and then turns to the left, noticing the dead-end. As he approaches another turn, he spots a detour sign, and he is forced to turn to the right. Luigi becomes suspicious, as he rubs his chin while Mario jumps over several small bumps on the road and turns ti the right, only to fall into a large, fifteen-foot deep pitfall. As Mario and Luigi try to burst their way out of the hole with their fireballs, Team Rocket zooms by, laughing with glee as they have succeeded with yet another pitfall. The trio of comic relief villains then zoom off leaving behind an enraged pair of Italian, plumbing brothers, who are still trying to get out, but with no avail. Luckily for them, a watchful lakitu is nearby, and he flies by to help the brothers out of the jam...
As the Turbo Yoshi made its way into a small but active volcano, Dr. Hoshi turned to the right and headed for the fiery spiral, noticing the flames on the path. Yoshi gulped, holding on tightly to the Turbo Yoshi's railings as he tried to not get any of his body parts on fire. Dr. Hoshi then jumped over a small ramp in the way and turned to the right, heading on top of the fiery ceiling and then turning to the left, exiting the active volcano and zipping over the zipper, going through the fiery air as the active volcano blows its top and fire is released onto the hot ground below. Dr. Hoshi pushes the steering wheel rightwards, and the vehicle smacks dab back on the magma-hardened path, turning to the right. As Dr. Hoshi continues to drive, Yoshi looks up ahead to see several red-and-orange colored Chimchars. He grabs several of his homing green-spotted eggs and chucks them at the fire-type, monkey-like Pokemon. One Chimchar, however, manages to duck and jumps onto the Turbo Yoshi, slashing at Yoshi in the face several times and firing a Flamethrower attack, burning the green Yoshisaurus's face. Dr. Hoshi glances behind, and as he makes a sharp turn to the right and nearly falls into the seeping magma right next to the magma-hardened path, he grabs a baseball bat and whacks the Chimchar off, watching it fall into the magma. Sighing of relief, Dr. Hoshi gives Yoshi a bottle of water, which he uses to cool off his face and clear up his scratch marks. Being forever wary of the road and cautious within this treacherous race, Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi continue to drive within the safety of the Turbo Yoshi through the volcanic portion of the gigantic Waterwind Valley racecourse.
"...Hey doc?" Yoshi asked as he took the wheel.
Dr. Hoshi sighed as he folded his arms together. "Yes, Yoshi, what is it?"
"The author really condensed all these chapters." Yoshi commented as he glanced to his right, to see Rayquaza, Giratina, Kyurem, and Arceus all having tea together.
Dr. Hoshi shrugged as he shook his head. "Well, at least now the fanfic is not as cluttered with spam as before." He commented as he nodded his head, with Yoshi nodding in agreement.