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Link and Samus, with Pit, Zero Suit Samus, and Solid Snake on their side of course, were galloping along on Epona. They notice that they were on the beachfront section of the Waterwind Valley.

"Don't we have shame?" Snake said, "We're barely getting any racers at all. And we're far from the racecourse!"

"Nonsense!" LInk laughed, "I go by instinct, and I know where this path leads!"

"I'm not so sure..." Zero Suit Samus said, shaking her head, "The sand's starting to make me nauesous."

Pit blinked. "Is that even possible...?" He asked Samus Aran.

Samus shrugged. "Hey, it's not my fault my alter-ego is stupid."

"Ummmm...okelly dokelly do, then!" Pit laughed nervously, before he sighed. "Oh, who am I kiddin'? I'm no Ned Flanders."

Pipsy was speeding along the wild plains, where the Windmills were visible. She was singing to herself.

"You and me, we go into a little candy shop, bade-bop." She merrily sang, "Let's go get some pinata-filled candy tonight. Let's go get some-"

"INCOMING!" Krunch shouted, being persued by Tiptup.

"Get back here, you krusty Kremling!" He shouted, firing mini rockets at Krunch, "No one tells me to take a short-cut that's NOT a short-cut!"

Krunch screamed as the short-cuts exploded parts of the back of his car. He growled. "Hey, do you know how much I pay for those?"

"I really don't give a mushroom about how much it costs." Tiptup shouted as he rammed into Krunch, "You owe me for making me nearly lose this race!" He was rammed back by Krunch.

"Then I'll make you pay just as much!" The green Kremling shouted.

Pipsy sighed to herself as she swerved to the right, allowing Krunch and Tiptup to pass her. The yellow, feminine mouse swerved back to her normal position. "Why do those two reptiles always fight...?" She asked herself, before she slipped on some oil left by Tiptup. "Aiiiiiieeee!"

Back by the river, Patrick was giving Spongebob CPR.

"Come on, Spongebob, I know you can still hear me," Patrick said as he breathed into Spongebob several times.

Spongebob then woke up, and coughed out some water, along with green algea.

Patrick was crying with tears of joy. "Spongebob! You're alive!" He gave Spongebob a tight hug.

Spongebob laughed as he hugged Patrick backed. "Thanks, Patrick! I really needed that CPR. But now we should get back into the race."

Patrick looked at the damaged Patty Wagon, and frowned. "But Spongebob! The Patty Wagon's damaged! How are we going to fix it?"

Spongebob thought for a moment, and he snapped his fingers. "Patrick, give me the best fixing tools you can find, and stat!"

Elsewhere

Krusty the Clown was plowing through the road, but was having a hard time shaking Groundskeeper Willie and Earthworm Jim off. "Damn it! Clear off me, will ya?" He shouted, swerving his limo to the left.

Groundskeeper Willie spun the steering wheel, making the tank swerve to the left.

Krusty swerved his limo to the right. Groundskepper Willie did the same. Krusty growled.

"That's it! NO more Mr. Nice Clown!" He took out some tomatoes and threw them at Groundskeeper Willie and Earthworm Jim.

Earthworm Jim tried blocking the tomatoes, but had no luck, and he was knocked unconcious.

Groundskeeper Willie tried his best to block the tomatoes, but also failed, and as a result, was knocked unconcious. The tank started spinning due to it running over thrown tomatoes, and it went crashing into a tall deciduous tree.

Krusty laughed with triumph in his voice as he zoomed away, using mushroom power. "That'll teach those clowns!"

Petey Piranha and King Boo were driving peacefully down a narrow, dirt-paved path. Up ahead of them was Brock's group.

"What should we do, Petey?" King Boo cackled.

Petey Piranha swerved to the left and right as he thought. "Well, since they're ahead of us, and since we can use any items at our dispense, I'd suggest spooking them."

King Boo saluted. "Will do!" He disappeared.

Petey shook his head. "Then again, we could just throw jacks in front of the tires and have them deflate," He suggested to himself.

King Boo suddenly appeared in front of Brock's group, and screeched. All of the humans, including Brock himself, who was driving, screamed in terror as they did nothing but scream. Sadly, Brock let go of the steering wheel, and the team of Pokemon lovers went crashing down into cacti.

King Boo cackled, and he disappeared again, reappearing behind Petey Piranha. "How was that?"

Petey Piranha murmured. "I was going to suggest just deflate them with jacks, but your idea was better. Nice going, King Boo."

King Boo smiled, and he resumed cackling. "Thanks!" He grabbed a lighting bolt. "I'd like to see the racers handle THIS..." He unleashed the lighting bolt, causing all of the other racers to shrink.

We quickly check up on Ash Ketchum. He's having trouble with Oscar the Grouch, as it seems, and it's turned worse thanks to the lighting bolt. Anyway, Ash grabs a green shell and throws it at Oscar. It misses. Oscar turns around and throws his filth at Ash. Ash manages to block the filth from doing any damage, but he swerves to the right and approaches Oscar. He then rams into Oscar. Oscar rams back, and he stuffs a rotten banana down Ash's car engine. Ash sends out Torkoal, and Torkoal uses Ember on Oscar's car, causing it to go up in flames. Ash then summons Corphish, and Corphish fires its Bubblebeam at Oscar, causing several parts of the car to explode. Ash Ketchum laughs as he turns on the left curve, leaving a swearing Oscar the Grouch behind.

Back with Spongebob and Patrick, progress has been good. Spongebob manage to fix the front of the Patty Wagon, and all he has to fix up is the engine.

"Patrick, hand me another wrench, please." Spongebob asked.

Patrick blinked. "Duuuuhh...what?"

Spongebob sighed. "The gray thing with those weird ends."

Patrick slapped himself. "OH!" He gave Spongebob a plunger.

Spongebob looked at the plunger, and sighed. "Nevermind." He grabbed himself a wrench and started fixing up the engine.

"How long is this gonna take?' Patrick said, eating a Krabby Patty he somehow acquired.

"A few minutes, Pat." Spongebob continued concentrating on fixing. "Now please, I need total concentration."

"Link, we're behind Krusty the Clown!" Samus exclaimed, "Can't you do something?"

Link growled, handing the reins to Samus. "HERE! You see how easy it is to steer and concentrate!" He took out his arrow and bow. "This won't take any long." He aimed at Krusty.

Krusty turned around to see Link, Samus, Epona, and the other characters. He screamed. "AHHHH!! GYPSIES!!"

"We're not gypsies!" Pit angrily shouted back, "We're just a bunch of mythical people!"

Zero Suit Samus looked down at her. "I wouldn't say we're that mythical..."

"O RLY?" Snake taunted, "Well I say that we're the most mythical characters of the Super Smash Brothers!"

"NO WAI!" Zero Suit Samus and Pit exclaimed.

Link growled. "Will you three guys shut up, before I kick you off?" He started firing Light Arrows at the tires of Krusty's limo.

Krusty laughed as he saw the arrows had no effect. "Peh! You call those arrows? They're barely piercing my tires!"

Link gritted his teeth. "Damn, I forgot that Light Arrows only work on evil forces. Oh well." He switched his Light Arrows with his regular arrows. "Luckily, I have back-up plans." He started fciring regular arrows at the tires of Krusty's limo.

Krusty screamed as his limo's tires popped, and the luxury vehicle went to a sudden stop. "Agh!" He jumped out of his limo, took out a pump, connected it to one of the tires, and started pumping as fast as he could.

Link chuckled as he turned to Samus. "See, Samus? No problem."

Samus fumed. "No problem? I can fire better than you!"

"Then let me steer," Link said, taking the reins away from Samus and regaining his position on Epona. "Yah, Epona! Yah!"

"Neigh!" Epona screeched as she zoomed past Krusty.

Spongebob let out a huge breath of relief as he got up. "The Patty Wagon is fixed!" He smiled as he looked at the Patty Wagon, which was sparkly clean.

Patrick started clapping. "It looks great, Spongebob! It looks great!"

Spongebob started bowing. "Thank you, thank you." He got into the Patty Wagon and started it up. "Now come on. The racecourse awaits."

Patrick hoped into the Patty Wagon, and Spongebob slammed his foot on the pedal. The Patty Wagon went zooming out of the watery bunk, and started traveling back on a dirt-paved road, which lead to the main, street-like road.

Yoshizilla: You all have may noticed that some characters who were SUPER NEGLECTED (eyes looking at you, Petey Piranha/King Boo) got the star treatment in this chapter. Also notice that the main characters weren't shown that much. I must be getting a bit rusty. Oh well, I hope that you'll all enjoy this chapter! May your...uh...dreams excel!

Disclaimer: And you thought that I was only in the beginning...well I fooled you all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ...Ha. Geeze, I can't think of one decent joke, and you folks out there are laughing at me, because I made myself look like an idiot on the World Wide Web. (frowns and leaves)

Yoshizilla: N00b...