Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Not much editing in this one, just chopping up the chapters together as usual. And also getting rid of the damn list.
Author's Notes: YES! It's the 50th chapter! I've been waiting for this for a loooong time! Anyway, just for everyone who loves Yoshi Kart and were generous to review, I'm going to give y'all a special treat: More racing mayhem! That's right, the 6th race won't end just yet! So sit back, relax, and enjoy Yoshi Kart's 50th chapter!
Disclaimer: We don't own all of the official characters and all the fan-made characters belong to their owners respectfully. On a side note, all the fan-made members of the original 10 Yoshi Kart racers belong to Yoshizilla.
"You know, I wish we had a relevant role in the story," Yoshi remarked as he was driving through a desert, with the sand making it hard to see and drive on.
"Just focus on steering, Yoshi." Dr. Hoshi stated as he was taking a look at the map, shaking his head. "At the slight expense of the word count, like if anyone cares." He sarcastically stated while rolling his eyes. "...We should be getting closer to the others."
"I hope so. I just hate that I'm not involved in every chapter." Yoshi remarked as he pulled out a cherry flavored caprisun and drinking it, wishing that he was NintendoCapriSun on a toilet, you know IN THE BATHROOM.
"Really? We're going for those references now?" Dr. Hoshi remarked as he squinted his eyes, slapping his right hand on his forehead as he sighed in disappointment.
"How far from the goal are we?" Jet asked Wave as they and Storm were swerving around the various racers on their Extreme Gear, going through a small forest full of pine trees as it began lightly snowing.
"According to this... we're not even close to the finish line." Wave stated in disappointment as she was looking at the map on her tablet.
"Well this stinks! Not as much as my sweaty armpits, though!" Storm exclaimed as he flailed his giant arms around, disgusting Jet and Wave in the process. "I wish we got some losers to poke around with!"
Suddenly, Big The Cat came riding on his small green bike, with Froggy in the small blue basket attached to it as Big rammed the three Babylon Rogues to the side, mainly due to his huge weight.
"Look, Froggy, we did it!" Big exclaimed as he felt his bike wobbling a bit, mainly due to his heavy size.
Koopa was coming back outside of the McDonald's to his car, the lean and green Koopa Kart, which was parked right in front. Goombella and Goombario were both sleeping peacefully, with blankets covering them. Paratroopa was fixing up the tires, as he looked up at Koopa.
"So how goes the race status?" Paratroopa asked.
Koopa shrugged. "I don't know. We're probably all now behind 5oh place, as some racers have passed us already."
Paratroopa dropped his jaw in disbelief. "BEHIND 50th PLACE?"
Koopa frowned. "I'm afraid so."
Paratroopa slapped his forehead. "D'oh! We've been wasting our precious racing time here! We have to get back into the game!"
Koopa smiled, and then he took out a container of special blue oil. "Which is why I got this baby. It's the new Mobil Blue Wonder Works!"
Paratroopa scratched his head in disbelief. "Blue wonder works...?"
Koopa nodded. "Yup! All I have to do is pour some of it into the car engine..." He took the cap off and poured the oil into the engine. "And then, once the car starts up, we'll be going 100 Miles Per Hour!" He put the cap back on and placed the oil container away in the Koopa Kart's cabinet.
Paratroopa smiled. "Sounds like a good oil provider!"
Koopa nodded. "Yup! Now that we have the oil problem covered, let's go win ourselves this race!"
Paratroopa cheered. "Yeah!" He hopped into the Koopa Kart.
Koopa then remembered something and went back into the McDonald's. He came back outside with two McDonald's bags containing McDonald's food. "I also happen to purchase food for us to eat while we're on the race track!"
Paratroopa gave Koopa a thumbs up. "Koopa, you really know when to prepare for any trouble!"
Koopa nodded, and he placed the McDonald's bags inside the car. He hoped into the driver seat of the Koopa Kart. "All right, Paratroopa, hang on!" He started the engine, placed his foot on the pedal, and the Koopa Kart went zooming out of the Pitstop at fast speed.
"There goes Koopa and Paratroopa!" Master Hand announced, "It seems as if they want to focus on the race! But what about the others?" He turned to Taj.
Taj shrugged. "It seems as if they want to take their sweet time resting up."
Master Hand nodded. "Well, they better hurry up. The other racers who have passed or left the pit stop will get good rest once they reach the finish line."
Taj nodded. "Indeed. Let's go check up on them."
Banjo and Kazooie were both zooming ahead in 7th place. After taking care of Timber and Conker, they were more focused to gaining the lead.
"Who do we go after now, Banjo?" Kazooie asked.
Banjo scratched his head. "I don't know, Kazooie. Let's look at the racing list." He opened up a screen, which revealed the place the racers were in.
Kazooie looked over Banjo's shoulder. "What does it say?"
Banjo squinted his eyes as he read the listings. "Well...we're in 7th place, and currently in 6th place is Rob Sweere."
Kazooie shook her head. "Rob Sweere? What the hell kind of name is that?"
"Kazooie! Be nice!" Banjo shouted back at his red-crested breegull friend, "I'm sure we'll find a way to pass this guy." He pushed the pedal down with his foot, and their car took off after Rob.
Rob turned around to see Banjo-Kazooie showing up. "Oh no you don't!" He took out his arsenical gun and started firing bullets at the car.
Banjo took out several honeycombs and feed them to the car engine. The car slowly regained health as Banjo then got a saucer out of the last honeycomb he was holding. "What the? A saucer?"
Kazooie looked at it in awe. "Banjo, that's the saucer from the Saucer of Peril ride in Witchyworld!"
Banjo gasped, and then he smiled. "That means we can easily take this guy off the road!" He released the saucer, which headed for Rob Sweere.
Rob looked up in dismay. "What's this? A flying saucer? Ha! What's that going to do?"
The saucer then started emitting waves that picked up Rob and disposed him into the sand below.
Banjo and Kazooie gave each other high fives as they claimed 6th place from Rb.
"All right!" Kazooie cheered, "We only have 5 more places to claim, and then we'll be 1st!"
Banjo nodded. "Gu-huh! Let's go!" The two characters took off again.
Anna and Spice, in 31st place, were speeding past Kncukles and Rouge, who were in 30th place. Spice turned around and sent some fireballs behind Anna's car, and luckily, it manage to bring Knuckles and Rouge down again.
Anna smiled. "Way to go, Spice! You got rid of Knuckles and Rouge!"
Spice chuckled nervously. "Yeah...it was nothing, really."
Anna shrugged, when she then noticed Rocky the Echidna. "Oh my God! Is that Rocky?" She shouted, pointing at the sad Echidna.
Spice nodded. "Looks quite a bit like her...should we stop?"
Anna nodded. "Yes, we should." Anna slightly released the power she put into the pedal, and Anna's car managed to slow down as they stopped in front of Rocky.
Spice looked up from the car and asked, "Rocky? Are you okay?"
Rocky snivled. "No...now with my partner dead and my car wrecked, I don't think I'll have a good chance at getting back in the race..."
Spice frowned. 'Well..."
Anna thought for a bit, and then she came up with a great idea. "I got it! How about you team up with us, Rocky?"
Rocky looked up at Anna. "What do you mean?"
Anna smiled. "Well, we can form a perfect team-uyp, and get rid of opponents easier! What do you say?"
Rocky sniffled for a moment, and then she smiled. "Okay, I think I can do that!" He hoped into the car. "Let's go!'
"YAY!" Spice cheered, hugging Rocky tightly.
Anna smiled. "That's the spirit, Rocky! Hold on!" She stepped on the pedal, and the three characters went zooming again, retaining 30th place.
Master Hand and Taj, who were watching what happened from the screen, smiled and looked at each other.
"Well, it appears that Rocky has now teamed up with Anna and Spice," Master hand said.
Taj smiled and nodded. "Yeah. Now they have an advantage for themselves on the race track! Although it will be sad to have Twilight the Fox gone..."
Master Hand shrugged. "Alas, she was good while she was alive, but at least she will be remembered."
Taj got a good idea. "How about we do a memorial in honor of Twilight?"
Master hand nodded. "Taj, I like the way you think."
Taj smiled. "Thank you, Master Hand. I'll go and see if we can catch any of the other racers on screen." He went to the screen from which was recording Anna/Spice/Rocky, and changed it to the racers who were between 37th to 45th place.
In between 37th-45th places, Mr. Burns and Smithers were dodging Koopa shell attacks from Homer Simpson and Abe Simpson, with difficulty due to the number of shells
"DAMNATION! They're firing more shells then we can dodge!" Burns cursed. "But I've got a little surprise..." He picked out a bob-omb, ready to fire. "Take this fools! HAHAHA!" He tossed the bob-omb their way.
"BAAAAAAAAAAH!" Homer screamed as he saw the bob-omb coming their way and knocked it back with a bat.
"D'oh! Homer, we gotta fire back to pass Burnsy and his henchman Smithers!" Grandpa said, as he took out a war helmet.
Homer tossed up a mushroom, which got his car back in gear as they sped towards Burns' Limo. Once they got back to the side of the Limo, Homer loaded up a bob-omb of his own. "See you in Hell, BURNSY!" He threw it inside.
Burns saw the Bob-omb on the floor and panicked. He dove for it and juggled it about like a hot potato. "DAMNATION!" He screamed, before the bob-omb exploded inside the limo.
Homer laughed and rammed Mr. Burns into the sand. "Take that, Burnsy!" He gave Mr. Burns' limo one more WHAM, which caused the limo to get stuck in the sand.
"DAMNATION!" Mr. Burns cursed again.
Mr. Smithers got out and started pushing the car out of the sand. 'Don't worry, Mr. Burns. I'll do my best to help this car get out!"
Mr. Burns tapped his fingers. "Good. We can't let Simpson get away with winning this race."
Homer and Abe gave each other high fives as they laughed at Mr. Burns' unfortunate state.
"Way to go, Homer!" Abe shouted, "Now the lead will be ours!'
Homer cheered. "Yeah! Let's kick it up to the extreme, dad!" He pressed the pedal down all the way, and the car went zooming ahead of some of the racers, propelling Homer and Abe to 37th place.
Koopa/Paratroopa were speeding forward on the Waterwind Valley racecourse. They made it from 58th place to 46th in no time at all. They then noticed that Yugi and Tea were in front of them.
"Hey!" Koopa shouted, taking out a green Koopa shell, "Move over! We're trying to pass!'
Tea turned around and dropped a banana peel behind her. "You'll have to do better than that!"
Koopa growled and he swerved to avoid the banana peel. He threw the green Koopa shell at Yugi's car, which seemed to hit.
Paratroopa cheered, and then he took out some darts. "Time to pop some tires!" He fired darts at the back tires of Yugi's car, which seemed to have deflated the tires.
Yugi took out some mines and threw them behind the car, hoping that Koopa and Paratroopa would hit.
Koopa and Paratroopa scrapped one of the mines, but shrugged it off as they swerved to avoid the other mines and released more darts onto the other tires of Yugi's car. With all tires deflated, Yugi's car came to a stop.
"Aw man!" Yugi moaned. "We were doing so great, but thanks to those two turtles, we're stranded here."
Tea sighed. "Well…we're not going to get anywhere with just sitting around doing nothing…let's go."
Yugi nodded, and he took out a wrench. "That's a good idea, Tea!" He started fixing up his car.
Koopa and Paratroopa gave each other high fives as they zoomed away.
"What place are we in now?" Paratroopa asked.
Koopa looked at the screen on his car monitor. "Well, we're now in 45th place."
Paratroopa smiled. "Sweetage! Only 44 more places and we'll be in 1st!'
Koopa nodded. "Let's go!" He pressed the pedal hard, and the Koopa Kart zoomed off.
Author's Notes: Well, that's about it for now. Seriously, I can't seem to have anything else good in my mind. (Cough, cough) Maybe I should plan out the grand finale of the 6th race…nah, I'm going to do Koopa/Paratroopa vs. Banjo/Kazooie! Yeah, that sounds good enough. And all you folks will have to wait until Chapter 51 to see what happens, so stay tuned!
To Be Continued!
