Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Reviews? Hits? Is that all that matters, old me? Not having fun writing a weird story or entertaining hundreds and thousands for free? Oh well, it's the virtue of being younger. Can't believe 2006 was several years ago... I'm getting old just thinking about it, sheesh.

Author's Notes: Over 400 reviews…this fanfic surely is the comeback king of popularity and greatness for my stories. And over 14, 000 hits…what more to make this day perfect? Having the games Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team and Super Mario Strikers, with Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster as a feature presentation. Alas, tis be sad to see the Summer of 2006 go, but at least I'll just have to wait only a year before the Summer of 2007 arrives. So to all you people out there, enjoy this chapter of Yoshi Kart!

P.S.: As of now, there are two versions of the characters known as Eliwood, Lyn, and Hector; all from which are from Fire Emblem. The real versions are marked as Lyn/Eliwood/Hector, whereas the slightly edited versions are known as Eliwood/Lyn and Hector. Thank you for your understanding, and special thanks to Jinjo-Advance for pointing this out.

Disclaimer: We don't own all of the official characters and all the fan-made characters belong to their owners respectfully. On a side note, all the fan-made members of the original 10 Yoshi Kart racers belong to Yoshizilla.

"I don't know about you," Master Hand commented as he heartily chuckled, moving his fingertips about, "But I like systematically looking at the same repetitive, tired lists of characters that aren't even actually involved with the racing that's used to pad out the word count in the entire fanfic!"

"Tell me about it," Taj agreed as he was munching on some hot, buttery popcorn from a yellow and white painted bucket. "I sure do like not seeing actual new material that actually focuses on a healthy dose of action with some comedy thrown in! Nope, I just love looking at lists that don't contribute to the actual race at all!"

The green shelled Lakitus glanced at each other oddly as they were recording Master Hand and Taj narrating the race, with the other Lakitus following the racers around the fucked up race course, which somehow was able to take place in Dinosaur Land even though it shouldn't.

Knuckles The Echidna sighed. "Aw man... I wonder how far behind we are..." He wondered.

Rouge The Bat looked all around. "I hope we're not in last place..."

"Actually, you aren't," The Lakitu recording them said, "You're in 43rd place, which isn't bad, but you're still behind most of the racers who passed the pit stop. And plus, to add to that, 5 racers all ready made it to the finish line."

"We'd better get in gear then." Rouge said as she tossed a few mushrooms.

Knuckles/Rouge's car kicked into high gear and rocketed towards the head racers.

Lakitu looked at the list of racers ahead of Knuckles and Rouge. "Hmm...Yugi/Tea and Joey/Mai? This should be interesting," The Lakitu said, as it followed Knuckles and Rouge.

Knuckles/Rouge were racing on ahead, trying to make it further as possible, not realizing the chaos coming to them.

Another nudist came after them soon, and jumped on top of the kart. He began to rub his hairy ass against Knuckles face, much to the echidna's disgust.

"UGH!" Knuckles nearly vomited.

"HIYA!" Rouge karate kicked the pervert away.

Captain Falcon started speeding towards Knuckles and Rouge, when he saw the nudist. "Ha! Take this!" He rammed straight into the nudist.

The nudist went flying into a volcano where he burned alive.

Knuckles shuddered. "Ughh…damn it…I think I need to wash my face now..."

Captain Falcon held a bar of soap. "I have some soap, you want some?"

Knuckles nodded. "Yes please!" He eagerly pleaded.

Captain Falcon threw the bar of soap straight to Knuckles. "Here you go!" He zoomed off to catch up with Yugi and Tea.

Knuckles took out some bottled water and started pouring it on his face, while soaping up. This left Rouge to take over the steering, so they didn't crash.

Lakitu tried not to snicker, but he had to do it in his thoughts, since he was recording Knuckles taking a bath...LIVE on camera. "Snicker, snicker..."

On the TV, ALL of the Knuckles fan girls were squealing and gushing as they saw their favorite echidna bathing.

"ZOMG!" One of the fan girls cried, "is that, like, Knuxie-Chan taking a bath?"

Rouge was smiling like a Cheshire cat herself, since she got a front seat view of the scene.

Lakitu, although not affected by the cuteness, was too busy laughing to himself seeing Knuckles bathing. In fact, all of the guys in Station Square who were watching this were laughing their heads off.

Soon, the video Lakitu had hit store shelves.

"A-HERM..." Master Hand said, looking up at the sky. "Can we just get back to the race?"

May bad. Anyway, Knuckles has finally finished bathing, not realizing that he has become a hit in the videogame universe.

He has also been voted, the sexiest male video game furry of all time.

"STOP. INTERFERING." Master Hand growled.

Gulp. Okay, you win, Master Hand. Please don't kill us. Anyway…

Lakitu then remembered something, and it was that Yugi/Tea, Joey/Mai, and Captain Falcon have all sped away from Knuckles and Rouge. "Oh! Knuckles! Rouge! You guys DO realize that the others just left you, right?"

Knuckles was aghast. "SON OF A BITCH!" They started using a shit load of mushrooms to catch up.

Captain Falcon noticed that Knuckles and Rouge were coming. He smiled. "Well, what do you know," he said. Captain Falcon veered to the left, allowing Knuckles and Rouge to get a clear shot at Yugi/Tea and Joey/Mai.

Knuckles/Rouge came at such a speed; they even knocked the Yu-Gi-Oh team over, sending them into the river.

Captain Falcon sighed of relief. "Good thing I veered to the left. Otherwise, I'd would have been with them." He took a mushroom and zoomed after Knuckles and Rouge.

Yugi was fuming angrily as he lay in the water. "YOU CRAZY ECHIDNA!"

"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE RACING!" Tea yelled back.

"YOU THINK YOU OWN THE ROAD YA CRAZY HOT RODDER?" Joey yelled.

"LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!" Mai yelled at Knuckles also.

Knuckles looked behind and sweatdropped. "Whoops... Oh well. Guess that knocks down some competition."

Lakitu shrugged. "Oh well. Hey! Wait for me!" He zoomed off to follow Knuckles/Rouge and Captain Falcon.

"Knuckles and Rouge are making quite a comeback, as is Captain Falcon," Master Hand announces to the audience, "In other reports, Alec Trevelyan has claimed 6th place, and it seems that the closest racing pair to claim 7th place is Gruntilda/Klungo."

Sonic/Amy/Shadow were barreling down the race track towards the other racers in front of them and their friends. "Almost there... We just have to take over these guys..."

Dr. Hoshi looked at the map on his computer screen. "Sonic, I hate to burst everyone's bubbles...but we're in between 23rd to 19th place."

Yoshi nodded. "Yeah. We better hurry if we want to make it."

Tails turned around to see a homing red shell approaching their car. "Wu oh! Cream, turn the wheel!"

Cream grabbed the wheel and made a swerve to the right to avoid it."

Tails sighed of relief. "Phew...thanks, Cream."

Right behind Tails and Cream where Tristan/Duke/Serenity, who were planning on knocking them off the road.

"Tristan!" Duke called out, "Quick! I need another red shell!"

Tristan readied a red shell, handing it to Duke.

When Duke got the red shell, the shell started to shake, and out popped...Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy!

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEZZZZZZ!" Misty and Max cried in terror, holding onto each other.

"AAAAAAAAAAACK!" Yoshi screamed in terror.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Dr. Hoshi growled.

"PSYAYAYA!" Psyduck quacked.

"MUNCHLAAAAAAAAAAX!" Munchlax unintelligently bellowed.

Billy laughed. "Hahahaha! That's right! It is I, Billy, and I came to do this!" He started break dancing on May's car.

Shadow suddenly screamed. "SONIC! INCOMMING!" He pointed to a conga line of fat, hairy male nudists in the middle of the road.

Max freaked out. "Dude, get off our car!" He grabbed Billy and threw him at the conga line of male nudists.

"AHHHH!" Billy screamed, as he knocked down several of the nudists.

"WOOT!" Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi cheered, taking this opportunity to zoom past the nudists.

Duke/Tristan/Serenity passed right by the nudists, until one perverted one grabbed a hold, and tore Serenity's shorts off. "EEEEEEK!" Serenity tried to cover her blue bird panties frantically.

Duke started nosebleeding like crazy. "WHOA MAMA!" He stopped the car, just to look at Serenity's blue bird panties. He eventually took out a camera and started taking pictures.

Serenity turned red in the face with embarrassment as her panties were photographed.

Molly the Pteranodon, who was rescued by Lakitu earlier, was suddenly thrown into the cockpit of Yoshi's car. She popped her head out of the cockpit and asked, "Hey, what gives? All I was doing was heading to the stadium, and I get rolled up?" She sighed to herself. "This has been a WONDERFUL day."

Yoshi scratched his head as he continued driving. "Are you all right?"

Molly sighed and looked at both Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi. "Yes, I am sorry. I am not skilled with this. I am sorry for disturbing you." She sounded like a robot when she was talking.

Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi both sweatdropped, which made Molly blush with embarrassment.

"Um...why did you just talk like a robot right now?" Yoshi asked.

Molly shook her head. "Sorry. I didn't know you actually could speak English."

Yoshi smiled. "Hey, it's okay. There's no problem with it."

Dr. Hoshi nodded. "Indeed." He then rubbed his chin. "Do you need to go somewhere?"

Molly nodded. "Yeah. I'm heading over to the stadium that the bridge leads to, but-"

"Whoa!" Yoshi exclaimed, "That's where we are heading to! What a coincidence!"

Dr. Hoshi nodded. "Yes, but what brought you here on the racecourse for no reason?"

Molly sighed, and she began explaining, "I have been trying to get using to it but the f-" she was cut off by a homing missile passing her by, "-ing Karts keep getting in my way."

Dr. Hoshi nodded. "You have a strong tongue, but nonetheless, me and Yoshi will get you to your destination."

Molly smiled. "Thanks."

Yoshi nodded. "All right, hold on, Molly!" He slammed the pedals, and took off back onto the racecourse. "This totally isn't a rip off of any other kart related story, oh no!"

Dr. Hoshi sighed as he rolled his eyes at Yoshi. "Oh, you have a way with references, Yoshi..."

Well…there you go, ladies and gentlemen…sorry if this seemed to be rushed, but you do know that I had so much fun today at the mall! XP Anyway, stay tuned as usual, for the 54th chapter is among us! May the force be with you!