Author's Notes: None. HA! Just kiddin'. I finally got over the issue with my stories and profile being hacked, but don't worry, I'm still on the search for those no-good, son of a shoe, cotton pickin', downright jerkish hackers. SO while I'm doing that, you can enjoy a random chapter before the next race starts! With only the ACTUAL Super Smash Brothers! YAY!

Disclaimer: None. HA-HA!

P.S.: The following chapter has been rated S. As in stupid.

It was nightfall as all the racers were having a good sleep. Well, some of the racers...

Mario covered his ears. "Luigi, will you turn off that stupid TV for the 254th time?"

"No," Simply replied Luigi, as he continued to swim the TV channels.

Mario growled. "Luigi, if I could, I would choke you."

Luigi gasped. "Choke me? Mario, you're not serious!" He shouted.

Mario eyed his green, younger brother. "Oh, am I not kidding?"

Luigi shuddered. "Mario, you dare not even go ahead and do it..."

Mario got an evil grin on his face. "Well, if you insist, Luigi..." He grabbed Luigi and headed down the stairs.

Luigi screamed. "Mario, NO! This is Illegal! ILLEGAL!"

Mario cackled evilly. "Save it for the judge, Luigi!" He shouted back, as the two plumbers went downstairs.

Pikachu and Jigglypuff were making a cake. A delicious, pink, vannila-covered cake.

"Oh! Yummers!" Jigglypuff squealed in joy, "I love cake SOOOO much! DO you love cake, Pikachu? Do ya do ya do ya do ya do ya?" She annoyingly repeated so much, it would make your head explode into many, many tiny pieces.

Pikachu slapped his slightly furry, yet comfortably soft, yellow forehead with his slightly furry, yet comfortably soft, yellow hand. "Why did I have to stay stcuk with such an idiot as yourself?"

Jigglypuff rubbed her chin. "Hmmmm...maybe it's because I'm SOOOOO, like, more POPULAR than you! Hell-o!" She said in a 'popular rich kid' tone (if you watch or have watched the Fairly Odd Parents, you know who I mean by popular and rich).

Pikachu rolled his eyes. "Please, give me a break, Jigglybutt."

Jigglypuff placed her hands on her sides. "Oh yeah? I'd like to see YOU come up with a better cake, then!"

Pikachu sighed angrily. "FINE! I WILL!" He shouted, before he stormed out and slamed the door.

Pikachu left.

"...I left already, you idiot," PIkachu shouted, as he started storming off again.

Pikachu left.

"Did you NOT just HEAR what I SAID? I ALREADY LEFT!" Pikachu shouted, before leaving again.

Pikachu left.

"I'm just gonna murder you," Pikachu said, using a thunderbolt on one of the narrators aboved, who died.

Charizard, Blastoise, and Venusaur (who were all wearing police uniforms) busted from the outside.

"Halt!" Charizard shouted.

"We are..." Blastoise added.

"The Pokemon Police Squad!" Venusaur finished.

Pikachu and Jigglypuff gasped.

"Shock," Pikachu monotonly said.

"Liek, ZOMFGWTFBBQ!!" Jigglypuff annoyingly squealed.

"We're taking you and your cat to the mental institute!" Charizard, Blastoise, and Venusaur all said in unison, as they picked up Pikachu and Jigglypuff.

Pikachu screamed angrily. "NO! I'm not mentally retarded! And Jigglypuff's NOT a CAT!" He screamed, before he and Jigglypuff were thrown in an ambulance, which quickly drove away as fast as possible.

Fox and Falco were having a staring contest.

"Dot dot dot," Fox said.

"Comma," Falco replied.

"Word," Fox taunted.

"Syllable," Falco added.

"Paragraph!" Fox shouted, triumphally.

"Oxymoron!" Falco replied back, smirking as he snickered.

Fox gasped. "Hey! I'm not an oxymoron! Oh!" He noticed a knife nearby, and looked at Falco. "Falco, can I stab myself with a knife in my knee?"

Falco's left eye twitched. "Stab yourself with a knife..." He shook his head. "Fox, are you on drugs or somethin'?"

"Whoooooa...deeeep," Fox said in a low, groovy 60-styles voice.

Falco sighed. "Great. And I thought the three swordsmen were the only annoyingly stupid ones," He growled, before tossing Fox out of the window.

Yoshi sprang up from his bed. "What the heck was that?"

Peppy Ankylosaurus rubbed the back of his head. "Beats me."

"Will you two go back to sleep?" Dr. Hoshi angrily shouted, looking angrily at the two dinosaurs.

Yoshi and Peppy looked at each other and shrugged, falling back to sleep shortly afterwards.

Dr. Hoshi sighed. He looked at his watch, and then at the sleeping Yoshi and Peppy. "Only several more minutes," He said to himself quietly, as he got out of his bed and looked at the blue moon outside.

Author's Notes: So what did you think? You got Mario, Luigi, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Yoshi, Peppy, Dr. Hoshi, Fox, Falco, and cameos from everyone's favorite Pokemon (Venusaur, Charizard, and Blastoise). Anyway, I got an excellent pre-race practice that takes place in the next chapter before the actual race starts, so stick around and stay tuned to Yoshi Kart! Same time, same network!