1st Author's Notes: YAY! THE NEXT RACE! THE NEXT RACE IS FINALLY HERE, Y'ALL! AND THE RACERS BETWEEN 1st and 35th PLACES ARE GONNA BE THE ONES TO RACE! THE OTHER WILL RACE, TOO, BUT THAT WILL BE AFTER THIS RACE! I LIKE SCREAMING! WOOOHOOOO! WOOO! ENJOY THE CHAPTER! WOOOO!
2nd Author's Notes: Blasted weather...that, and Halloween is coming up, and add that with my progress on my super secret fanfic. That's a lot of work. Oh well, I'm sure I can work it over. Anyway, here's the next race like a I promise, and after this one, we'll have a little break from the races, so we can actually get some development into this huge grand prix racing story. Also, expect some good racing quality, for I have played Mario Kart: Double Dash! and the Gamecube version of Disney/Pixar Cars. So let you folks be mindful of that when you read this. Enjoy!
P.S.: P.S. means postscript. Thanks to my English class for pointing that out.
P.S.S.: I'm releasing this chapter out first, then I'll post the pre-race that takes place before this, and then the actual race will come after this chapter. So consider this a major shift in Yoshi Kart for me. (Which would mean that Yoshi Kart would have about 66 chapters by now, but oh well. Enjoy!)
Disclaimer: We don't own all of the official characters and all the fan-made characters belong to their owners respectfully. On a side note, all the fan-made members of the original 10 Yoshi Kart racers belong to Yoshizilla.
3rd Author's Note: You may have not noticed this, but I have updated this chapter and the chapter after the next chapter, because Pipsy the Mouse, Drumstick the Rooster, Conker the Squirrel, and Bumper the Badger all happen to be in the race. So I added 4 extra slots. XP Sue me.
NOPE, NO LIST, NOPE NOPE NOPE
Yoshzilla: Oh wait...I forgot to include Jigglypuff with Mr. Game-and-Watch's group for the previous races...
Jigglypuff: Yeah, you f-(CENSORED)-ing jerk. (Punches me in the stomach)
It's been a windy, raining, and cold night, but the racers have had good sleep. But now since today was the start of the new race, it was time for the racers placed from 1st to 35th to race, long with a few, extra racers to build up the excitement. And that was no joke. In fact, they're coming out now, in preperation for the race that will take place in the recently-built Deathtrap Stadium...
Yoshi yawned loudly. "Oh man, what a night it was. At least my car wasn't totaled," He said, smiling, as he rubbed his Turbo Yoshi.
Dr. Hoshi was on the other side of the car. "Yoshi, have you been studying the race courses at all?"
Yoshi sweatdropped. "Of...of course I been studying the race courses..." He laughed nervously. "Why else would I know about it?"
Dr. Hoshi sighed. "Yoshi, if you have been paying any good attention, we, among the 35 racers who placed from 1st to 35th place, are going to be the racers who race today. The other racers will race tomorrow."
Yoshi scratched his head in confusion. "What for?"
Pikachu came up to Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi. "I heard that the Yoshi Series and the Diddy Kong Racing bosses stayed out of the Waterwind Valley race course to work on some sort of stadium course for us to race in..."
Dr. Hoshi looked back at Yoshi. "See? Even Pikachu knows, Yoshi. You gotta focus more."
Yoshi growled as he started polishing the Turbo Yoshi's bright surface. "Yeah...I'll focus in this race, all right..." He murmured to himself.
Mario was pouring oil into the side of his and Luigi's car. "Well, Luigi, only 35 racers will be racing in this, and luckily, we're one of them. Think you'reup to it?"
Luigi smiled. "Oh yeah! After all, we beaten several of these guys in races before!" He laughed.
Mario chuckled. "Not to mention, we ARE professionals."
Luigi nodded. "That too. I can't wait for the race to start."
Pikachu turnbed to Marth and Roy. "Okay, guys, are you ready?"
Marth smiled, placing his sowrd in his pocket. "Ready when you are, Pikachu."
Roy nodded, adjusting his cool, red hair. "You can count on me, too! After all, I'm not a pyromatic for nothin'!" He laughed.
Pikachu gave Marth and Roy a thumbs up. "It's settled, then! Let's get the show on the road!" He happily chirped.
Meta Knight looked at Kirby. "Kirby, are you ready for the race?"
Kirby smiled. "Am I?" He grabbed several pieces of fruit and sucked them all into his mouth, belching loudly afterwards.
Meta Knight rolled his eyes. "Nevermind. Keep your focus on the road and your driving skills."
Kirby chuckled. "Don't worry, I will."
Link petted Epona as he got on top of his trusty horse with Samus. "All right, Samus. We can't afford to lose this race."
Samus rubbed her helmet. "Link, I'm a bit confused. Why are only me and you racing on Epona, while my alter-ego, Solid Snake, and Pit are in the audience, watching the race?"
Link shrugged. "I don't know. But I have a feeling it would be better if we just raced."
Samus smiled. "Good point," She commented, as she got on Epona.
Peach turned to Sheik. "Okay, Sheik, are you ready?"
Sheik smiled. "Yeah. I hope that Professor E. Gadd and Chad the Charmander aren't too mad at us for just wanting to race together."
Peach giggled. "Don't worry. I'm sure that they'll understand."
Sheik smiled. "Thanks, Peach. I'm feeling a lot better."
"Here's to the race," Heppy Ankylosaurus said, as he got into his purple kart.
Shelia nodded, fixing her green bow in her yellow kart.
Pipsy and Drumstick were having an angry staring contest, while Timber and Conker were playing 'Go Fish' with each other. Krunch was chatting with King K. Rool, Baron K. Roolenstein, and Kaptain K. Rool as Diddy Kong was having a great chat with Donkey Kong. Bowser, Mewtwo, and Ganondorf all chuckled as they were plotting an evil plan, while Wario and Waluigi were having a quick tennis match nearby, both not doing good. Daisy was having tea with Toad and Toadette, while Stanley the Bugman was listening to Mr. Game-and-Watch's old tales. Jigglypuff was praticing her singing, hoping that she would be in the next Nintendo Idol.
Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star, even though both of the undersea partners were not racing in this race, were having a bet on who would win the race. Spongebob was betting on Pikachu/Marth/Roy, while Patrick was going with Link/Samus. Zirdo and Birdo were checking their guidebooks for newly-constructed information on the racecourse, the Deathtrap Stadium. Boshi was placing in new tires as he got ready for the race. Bronto was playing his old banjo he has found under his bed from the hotel, while Bumper was eating peanuts. Eggman, Scratch, and Grounder all chuckled to themselves as T. T. prepared to zoom off as soon as the race has started.
Koopa turned to Paratroopa. "Ready to gain victory like always, buddy?" He said, smiling.
Paratroopa nodded back, whom was also smiling. "You bet, ol' chum!" He chirped.
Banjo looked at his car. "Kazooie?"
Kazooie rubbed her head. "Yeah, Banjo?"
"Did you fix this car properly?" Banjo asked curiously.
Kazooie scoffed. "Of course I did," She admitted, smirking.
Banjo sighed. 'Well, let's check. I'll press the windshield button." He pressed the windshield button, and an explosion was triggered somewhere nearby, but luckily, wasn't tragic to the race.
Kazooie sweatdropped, chuckling nervously. "Ehehehe...so it has a few bugs..."
Banjo sighed. "Well, at least you're honest about it."
Peppy Ankylosaurus checked the start of the stadium. "So, this is where we are going to be racing in, huh?" He asked Clario.
Clario nodded. "Yup. Luckily, I'm a professional driver when it comes to stadiums, so if you're in a jam, then I can take the steering wheel!"
Peppy's eyes gleamed. "Really? Thanks, Clario!' He chirped, giving Clario a high-five.
Clario laughed, rubbing the back of his head after the high-five. "It's no problem, buddy!"
Dr. Hoshi examined the controls of the Turbo Yoshi. "Hmmm...Yoshi, I surely hope that self-destruct button is not in here..."
Yoshi laughed. "Don't worry. I inspected all the buttons last night before we went back to sleep."
Dr. Hoshi looked at Yoshi suspiciously. "Are you sure?"
Yoshi started to chuckle nervously. "Ehehe...of course I'm sure. What can go wrong?" He said, rubbing his elbow.
Dr. Hoshi sighed and shook his head. "Oh, nevermind," He said, as he started to inspect the tires.
Yoshi sighed of relief as he hopped into his car and got ready for the race to officially start.
Sonic the Hedgehog was busy wiping down the Cyclone as he listened to Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi chatting. "Man, oh man, did I had a freaky dream last night..."
Amy Rose approached Sonic. "What about the dream?" She asked Sonic interestedly.
Sonic shuddered. "I had this very weird dream that I was running down this dirt path...when the "LOL Internet" Music started up, and there was Homer Simpson stark naked running beside me..." He told Amy, as he shivered.
"Get Outta My Way! The Music Won't Leave Me Alone!" Homer suddenly yelled, sprinting down the dirt path and past the two hedgehogs, stark naked.
"...I don't think it was a dream..." Amy said in horror, as she shuddered with Sonic.
Sonic gulped as he saw Homer run by, stark naked. "Oh God... There goes my breakfast..." He groaned, watching Homer running around, stark naked.
(AN: That's the 4th time I said 'stark naked' in this chapter. Now it's the 5th time, including this. XP)
Dr. Hoshi turned to Pikachu. "So Pikachu, has May woke up yet?"
Pikachu nodded. "Yeah, but I don't think she'll be driving for this race. She has too many memories of that fight with Elmo."
Dr. Hoshi mumbled as he rubbed his elbow. "Of course...how could I forget about that..."
May suddenly jumped out of the racers' hotel in a mask, cape, and Skitty printed underwear. "I am... Skitty Woman!" She triumphally shouted out. "I am the protector that is all meowish and felinish! I stand for Skitties, Skitties, and cute, wittle Skitties!" She meowed like a Skitty afterwards.
"NOOOOO-ah screw it, I'm gonna be a shopkeeper!" Darth Vader announced, as he left and became the storekeeper of the new 'Darthy Needs' store nearby.
Dr. Hoshi and Pikachu sweatdropped at the store, and looked at May, then back at each other.
"...She's nuts..." Dr. Hoshi and Pikachu said to each other, as they went to work on their cars, with Pikachu working on his car with Marth and Roy, while Dr. Hoshi was helping Yoshi.
Homer Simpson continued to run around stark naked, screaming as he did. "GET THE MUSIC OUT OF MY HEAD!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Tails ran into the hanger, looking as though he had gone blind.
"What the heck happened?!" Amy yelped in surprise, running to the two-tailed fox as Lisa Simpson ran behind her.
Tails was shivering. "I saw Homer Simpson...naked!" He screamed.
Lisa also shivered. "We ALL did!" She added, looking pale. "Out of all the things I wanted to see, my father like THAT was NOT one of them!"
Marge Simpson murmured. "You father's doing it again, isn't he?" She saw Bart Simpson coming out with Abe 'Grandpa' Simpson. "Bart! Why is there a toaster surrounding Grandpa's neck?"
"The toaster is evil! EEEEEVVVVIIILLL!" Grandpa shouted, running around with the toaster around his neck, and eventually, slipping on a banana and crashing into May.
Marge gasped. "Oh! That...can't...be...good..."
Amy stared at the injured Grandpa and May, with her eyes wide. "Uhhh...does this happen regularly...?" She asked.
Marge nodded slowly. "Yes...it DOES happen regulary, unfortunately..." She replied to Amy.
"All the time, man." Bart said, passing by on his skateboard. "WHOA! Look out, little two tailed, foxy dude!"
But it was too late, and Bart crashed into Tails.
The members of the audience gasped in horror.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOHOOHOOHOIEE!" Tails went flying into the air.
Goofy shot an arrow at Tails. "STOP STEALING MY F-(CENSORED)-ING PHRASE!"
Lisa looked up at Tails."Watch Out For The Broken Light!"
Tails got struck in the ass with the arrow and he hit the broken light, sending sparks everywhere. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Sonic winced as he saw what became of Tails. "Thank God, I made sure he got side kick insurance."
"Side kick insurance? They have that?" Lisa questioned, looking through her book.
Donald Duck sighed. "You really need to relax, Goofy. That's not good for your blood pressure."
Goofy grumbled to himself. "Blood pressure...phrase stealing characters..." He groaned. "What happened to the good ol' days of Walt Disney?"
Mickey Mouse walked up to Goofy. "Sorry, Goofy, but Walt's been dead, for like, almost 40 years."
Goofy's eyes widened. "40 years!? OH MY FRIGGIN-" He ran into the Darthy Needs store.
Mickey and Donald both sighed. "That's Goofy for ya," They said in unison.
Master Hand appeared with Taj. "Racers, since the Yoshi Series (YS) and Diddy Kong Racing (DKR) bosses helped making the stadium race course, known more commonly as the Deathtrap Stadium, for which you are going to race next, they get an additional 75 points. And they'll also be participating, even though they weren't in the last race."
"WHA!?" Everyone exclaimed.
"How?" Amy Rose and Homer Simpson (who was still stark naked (6th time now)) yelped.
Ness's jaw dropped in disbelief. "You can't be serious..."
Sonic scratched his head. "Wierd..."
"YAAAH!" Amy screamed and fainted at the sight of Homer Simpson, still stark naked (7th time), eating chocolate-chip cookies.
Tails, meanwhile, was being taken away by an ambulance, to the hospital.
"Haw haw!" Nelson laughed, pointing at the ambulance.
Sonic sighed as he watched the Ambulance leave. "What next?" He wondered.
Suddenly an attendant came by to Sonic, saying that Shadow the Hedgehog could not participate with him and Amy in the race, due to the fact someone had beat him up and placed him in the hospital.
"Who'd do that?" Amy cried as she came around in time to hear the tragic news.
Scratch and Grounder can be seen whistling to themselves in Eggman's vehicle.
Scratch cackled. "Boy, Shadow never saw it coming, did he, Grounder?" He asked.
Grounder laughed. "Yeah. He's such a n00b." He added.
"A-HERM..." Master Hand interrupted, getting a bit annoyed by the fact that some of the racers were goofing off.
Pikachu chuckled nervously. "Ehehehe...sorry, Master Hand. You can continue now."
"Thank you, Pikachu. Anyway, you all have a few minutes to prepare, and then we'll get started with the race," Master Hand said, appearing in the announcer booth above the stadium-based race course. "You're going to be racing in this stadium, which is now officially called the Deathtrap Stadium."
Luigi rubbed his head. "I don't know why, but this race course reminds me of Wario Colesium, Wario Stadium, and Waluigi Stadium..."
"...Or maybe because it's BASED on them, Luigi," Mewtwo said, as he was meditating.
Luigi chuckled nervously. "Ehehehe...I knew that. Yeah." He said, getting in Mario's car.
Dr. Hoshi sighed. "Scratch and Grounder..." He shook his head. "I might have known."
Yoshi popped his head up from underneath the car. "Okay, doc! I got the car ready!"
Dr. Hoshi rubbed his chin. "Did you fix the buttons?"
Yoshi smiled and nodded. "I sure did, Dr. Hoshi!"
Dr. Hoshi sighed. "Then let's check. I'll press the windshield button." He pressed the windshield button, and a grenade egg was fired out at Knuckles' car, exploding it and sending both Knuckles the Echidna and Rouge the Bat fallingflat onto the ground.
Yoshi sweatdropped. "Gu-oh...I think we might have a slight problem with the button controls..."
Dr. Hoshi slapped his forehead.
Banjo rubbed his chin. "Windshielf button...explosion triggered...hmmm...I wonder why THAT was so familiar..." He said, looking suspiciously at Kazooie.
Kazooie gulped. "I had nothing to do with it I swear!" She shouted back in defense.
Misty turned to Max. "Ready, Max?"
Max smiled as he got his seatbelt on. "I'm all ready when you are, Misty!"
"Psyayaya," Psyduck said, cuddling into the car.
Munchlax laughed as it bit into several cookies in a pink bag. "Munch, munch, munch!" It laughed.
Max screamed. "GAH! Where's May?"
"Don't worry," Misty said, "May's gonna be in the audience for this one, so she won't have another faint attack like last time."
Max sighed of relief. "Phew...thank God..."
Meanwhile, in the hospital, Shadow was wrapped in bandages, potting revenge on Scratch and Grounder. "Oh they'll pay... Oh yes... They will pay dearly..."
Homer, who was under-going treatment for his naked fetish, raised an eyebrow at Shadow. "Ya know, I know a gun club. Cut me in and ya can have ALL the plastic mufflers you want!"
Shadow looked up and smiled. "I'm listening..."
Homer pondered quickly. "Well...oh, one sec..." He bit a doctor's hand who was trying to hypnotise him, sending the poor guy out of the room in pain. He turned back to Shadow. "Well, my friend Barney wanders in every night on a Tuesday thanks to lack of alcohol. Maybe you can sneak in and grab all the pizza ya need! Ooh! And try their cottage cheese!" He licked his lips. "Mmmmm...pizza and cheese..."
Shadow licked his lips. "Oh yeah..."
"Hey, no talking in the emergency room," A random nurse said, passing the room Homer and Shadow were in.
"Screw You!" Homer yelled, suddenly receiving the shock from an electric collar he was wearing. "D'OH!"
The random nurse ended up in Tails' room. "Hey Foxy boy, why don't you go see your other two friends in the emergency room, huh?" She left right afterwards.
Cream looked around for Tails holding Cheese. "Where's Tails?" She asked.
Jigglypuff shrugged. "I dunno. Guess he had diareahh or somethin'."
Sonic was with Cream at the time. "Sorry Cream... Tails got sent to the hospital..."
Cream smiled. "'K, thanks." She bit into a dirty old shoe she found on the ground.
"Chao, chao," Cheese said, trying to eat a stop sign.
Jigglypuff sighed. "Oh brother..." She went back into Popo's group.
Popo smiled. "Ready, guys?"
Nana giggled. "I'm ready!"
Young Link cheered wildly. "I'm ready! YEAH!"
Ness nodded. "You bet your ass I'm ready, Popo!"
Saria smiled. "I guess I'm ready, too."
Mr. Game-and-Watch grabbed the steering wheel from Popo. "And I call dibs on the steering wheel!"
Popo frowned. "Awwww nuts." He licked his lips and smiled. "Mmmmm...nuts..."
Jigglypuff shuddered. "Ewwwz, you're such a perv, Popo," She said, as she grabbed a vanilla ice cream and started eating the vanilla.
Mr. Game-and-Watch then remembered. "Oh yeah!" He turned to Popo, Nana, Ness, Young Link, and Saria. "Sorry, guys, but me and Jigglypuff are just racing together for this one. You guys will have to watch."
"Awwww..." The kids groaned, as they sadly went into the audience to watch Mr. Game-and-Watch and Jigglypuff win the race.
Mr. Game-and-Watch turned to Jigglypuff. "Ready, Jiggz?"
Jigglypuff giggled. "I'm ready when you are ol' timer!" She chirped.
Bowser chuckled as he hovered next to the Flying Krock, with Mewtwo, Ganondorf, Wario, and Donkey Kong all by his side.
Banjo and Kazooie proudly approached the starting line, settling in 1st place. Mario and Luigi occupyed 2nd place, while Koopa and Paratroopa reigned over 3rd place. Dr. Mario, Zelda, and Pichu all zoomed up next to Heppy Ankylosaurus.
Gruntilda Winkybunion and Klungo gave their car a good tune-up before the race started.
Pikachu, Marth, and Roy all got together and fixed up their car right before the race began. Sheena and Lillian cheered for Marth and Roy while Pikachu got many applauds from the huge audience.
Kirby and Meta Knight gave each other high fives, and they positioned themselves for the race.
Epona galloped up to the stadium race course entrance, with Link and Samus all smiling as they appeared next to Pikachu/Marth/Roy and Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi at the starting line. Pit, Zero Suit Samus, and Solid Snake rooted on Link and Samus.
Peppy Ankylosaurus and Clario zoomed up next to Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi, ready to burn some rubber.
Heppy Ankylosaurus, and his friends Shelia, Bronto, Zirdo, Birdo, Boshi, Tiptup, Krunch, and Diddy Kong all got ready, taking their positions on the race course.
The Flying Krock hovered right above the Yoshi Kart and Diddy Kong Racing racers, with the K. Rools chuckling as they looked out at the stadium.
The Star Fox, consisting of Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Peppy Hare, Slippy Toad, and Krystal, followed close behind the Flying Krock.
Sonic got the Cyclone ready for him and Amy, while swearing to get revenge for Shadow.
James Bond and Alec Trevelyan looked at each other, both chuckling.
"Just to clear things out," Master Hand interrupted, "The Simpsons have been merged together! That means Homer/Grandpa/Marge/Lisa/Bart are all together!"
"D'OH!" Homer yelled out, a little too loudly as he was watching the race from the hosbital...
Marge sighed of relief. "Oh, thank God." She merged her car with Homer's car.
"I SMELL TOAST!" Abe shouted, running around Sonic and Amy.
Sonic was speeding around the starting line as far away from Abe as he could, and he motioned for Amy to follow.
Amy nodded and followed his lead.
Master Hand sweatdropped. "Sonic? The race hasn't even started yet..."
"I know it hasn't started." Sonic replied to Master Hand. "I just want to keep far from Abe..."
"And can someone please shot Abe or get him to stop?" Marth growled, "He's gettin' on my nerves."
Dixie Kong and Tooty both ran over Abe, not knowing that they ran over an old man.
"Ready, Tooty?" Dixie said, smiling.
Tooty giggled. "Girl, I was BORN ready!"
Kiddy Kong rolled his eyes. "Oh please..."
"SHUT UP, KIDDY!" Dixie and Tooty shouted angrily at Kiddy.
Master Hand turned to the Lakitus. "Okay, Lakitus. I leave you to the rest."
The Lakitus all saluted. "You can count on us, Master Hand!" They appeared in front of the 35 racers.
Master Hand growled to himself as he added, "Yeah, and you flying reptilians better get it right, too. Me and Taj spent too much work, effort, devotion, and money to have this entire 1st annual Grand Prix to fail."
Sonic looked at all the racers. "Well... Let's just hope we don't get any interruptions from any freaky people."
Mario nodded. "You can say that again, Sonic."
Pikachu shuddered. "Urgh...don't...remind...me..."
"We already count as freaks." Yoshi joked as he got a glance from everyone, sighing as he frowned. "It's a friggin' joke, man. Lighten up."
"Yeah, come on, guys." Toadette added as she was munching on a stawberry cupcake.
Godzilla turned to Anguirus. "Hey Anguirus, why are we not in this race at all?"
Anguirus sighed. "You still have to heal your wounds, remember?"
Godzilla rubbed the back of his head. "Oh yeah...I forgot about that..." He chuckled nervously. "Thanks. Hehe."
The Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses chuckled to themselves as they got into racing positions.
"Are you ready, kids?" The Lakitus all said in unison. "We can't hear you..."
"STOP DELAYING AND START IT ALREADY!" All of the racers angrily shouted.
The Lakitus sweatdropped and shrugged. "Not until the next chapter." They stated, because they were JERKS.
Author's Notes: Well, that's all for now, so why don't you play a nice racing game...like Mario Kart DS! I'll go Wi-Fi on y'all.