Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Oh christ, this author's note was long. I put it at the end because... who's going to want to read this shit?

We're back in the open, fresh mountain area of Dinosaur Land, where huge masses of the audience have gathered to continue watching the Rocky Castle Mountain race.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Team Rocket has taken the lead!" Master Hand announced, "But with Dixie Kong/Tooty, Captain Falcon, and King Kong on their tails, could they keep up their lead?"

"I think yes!" Meowth interrupted, taking out several tacks and leaving them on the road.

Captain Falcon grinned. "Heh! I can handle this!" He swerved to the left and right, avoiding the tacks and appearing next to Team Rocket.

Jessie looked at James. "James, release the secret weapon!"

James nodded, taking out his bazooka. "Right!" He aimed at the bottom of thew Blue Falcon.

Captain Falcon noticd this, and he rammed into the side of Team Rocket's vehicle. "No you don't!"

"AHHH!" Jessie, james, and Meowth screamed, "Cut that out!"

Wobbuffett appeared out of his Pokeball. "Wobbu!"

Captain Falcon continued pushing, pushing Team Rocket towards the edge of the road.

James growled. "No! I won't let you take us down without me taking YOU down!" He aimed his bazooka at the Blue Falcon once more, and fired a net at it.

Captain Falcon gritted his teeth. "What the hell!? A net!?"

James lauhed evilly. "Hope you enjoy it, blue boy. That net is 100 un-detachtable!"

Meowth laughed, holding a bomb in his left paw. "Yeah! And here's a gift, from us to you!' He threw the bomb at the Blue Falcon, and it exploded, causing the Blue Falcon to spin around.

Sadly, because they were next to each other, Team Rocket also went spinning, and they fell off the edge!

"Looks like we're falling down again!" Jessie, James, and Meowth all screamed, with Wobbuffett following with, "Wobbuffett!"

Dixie/Tooty and King Kong followed, watching Team Rocket falling down, and passing Captain Falcon as the F-ZERo racer spun around in his damaged, net-covered Blue Falcon.

"Looks like Team Rocket blasted off again, indeed, and Captain Falcon is having a hard time to keep his vehicle tact!" Master Hand announced, "He better do something, or he's done for!"

Taj shook his head. "I don't know, Master Hand - it looks like Blaze the Cat will knock him off his perch for good."

"Why do you think that, Taj?" Master Hand asked.

Taj pointed at the huge projectile screen, and Blaze is shown coming at a fast speed, right behind Captain Falcon. "Does that give you any indication?"

"Oh..." Master Hand admired, before going back to announce, "Well, as Taj said, Blaze the Cat is steadily coming from behind, and Captain Falcon better act up if he wants to retain his lead!"

"Hmmm...spinning around, huh?" Blaze thought to herself. She chuckled. "This will be a piece of cake." She set the Blue Falcon on fire, and she zoomed ahead.

Captain Falcon screamed. "Hey! Who did this to me?" He saw Blaze zooming away, and he fumed. "What!? Burn my Blue Falcon and get away with it!? I'll show her..." He slammed on the pedal, and the Blue Falcon sped at furious speeds, appearing next to Blaze.

Blaze gasped as she saw Captain Falcon breathe heavily at her. "Uh oh...I'm doomed..." She muttered, wincing. She then chuckled nervously. "Ehehehe...no hard feelings..."

Captain Falcon took out a motion sensor bomb. "Here, kitty kitty..." He threw the motion sensor bomb at Blaze. "Have a blast!" He cackled evilly, but accidentaly forgot that he was spinning around and was set ablaze. So, in short terms, he was done for, and thus, he crashed off-road into the mountain's side.

Blaze desperately tried getting the motion sensor bomb off, but with no success. She screamed as the motion sensor bomb exploded, causing Blaze to fall down on the ground, unconcious. Principal Skinner and Otto passed by Blaze.

"Hey Skinner, what happened to that cat girl?" Otto asked, as he started ramming into Dixie and Tooty.

Skinner rubbed his chin. "I don't know, Otto, but keep ramming!" He instructed, "We have a chance of actually winning!"

Dixie Kong growled. "No! I won't let you pass me and Tooty!" She took out a Giant Banana and hurled it in front of the School Bus.

Skinner screamed. "Otto, it's a giant banana! Look out!"

Otto gulped. "I can't steer out of the way! We're going to collide!" He shouted back.

Dixie and Tooty both laughed as they watched Skinner and Otto spin out of control.

King Kong looked down next to him to see Dixie and Tooty. "Tryin' to pass me? Not on my watch." He grabbed Dixie/Tooty, and he hurled the two mammalian girls behind him.

"Looks like Dixie Kong and Tooty Bear will have to try and catch up again, eh?" Master Hand said to taj.

Taj nodded. "Indeed. King Kong certainly has enough strenght to-WAIT!" He yelled, pointing widly at the racecourse. "Look! Captain Falcon's back!"

Captain Falcon was coming up very seadily, riding in his new and improved Neo Falcon F-ZERO vehicle.

"How do you like it, everyone?" He said, grinning. "Thanks to my incredible racing skills, I have greatly improved by Blue Falcon, and turned it into the fabulous Neo Falcon!"

Everyone in the audience, especially the Super Smash Brothers, Yoshi Kart racers, and Diddy Kong racers, cheered widly as Captain Falcon waved in the huge projectile screen.

Master Hand chuckled. "Captain Falcon certainly has got a big advantage after seemingly crashing off-course. Can he have what it takes to win?" He announced boldly.

taj followed, clearing his throat. "He better have hopes of it, or this race will be the downpoint for Captain Falcon."

Captain Falcon turned around. "Right. Time to show these wanna-bes what a true racer is about." He slammed on the pedal, and he zoomed away.

King Kong turned around to see Captain Falcon, and he sneered. "Please! You don't have a chance against me! Give up!"

Captain Falcon growls. "I don't know the meaning of giving up!" He rammed into King Kong, causing the giant ape to fall down.

King Kong growled, and he got back up. "How dare you do that to me!" He roars, "You will die!" He jumped into the air, and landed in front of Captain Falcon, causing an earthquake, which shook the entire mountain.

Blaze wakes up, being shook by the earthquake. "What in goodness's name is happening?" She asks, looking around before she gets run over by Dixie/Tooty.

Tooty turns around to see the unconcious Blaze, and she sweatdrops. "Umm, Dixie? Do we have character insurance?"

Dixie shook her head. "No. Why?"

Tooty chuckled nervously, rubbing the back of her head. "Oh, no reason. No reason at all."

Master Hand and Taj both blinked in unison, looking down at the racecourse in disbelief.

"Boy, these racers are sure desperate to get a win, huh Master Hand?" Taj asked.

Master Hand nodded. "Indeed. I'll check the characters in 1st-3rd place." He looked at the racers list, and he gasped. "Would you look at that!? Mermaidman and Barnicleboy still retain their lead, with Spongebob Squarepants/Patrick Star and Joey/Mia right behind them!"

Taj scratched his head. "I didn't know Joey and Mia managed to still strive to race."

Master Hand laughed. "Well, they are skilled duelists, Taj." He turned to face the camera-holding Lakitu. "Ladies and Gentlemen, we'll return to more racing action in a few minutes," He said, as he and Taj left to get some coffee and biscuits.

Several minutes later...

Master Hand cleared his throat. "A-herm...hello, ladies and gentlemen...wait." He looked around. "Where's the script?"

"What script?" A random guy in the auidence shouted.

Master Hand sighed. "Oh, never mind. I had a script around for me to say my lines, but-"

Bowser blinked. "Wait a minute, why the hell would you need a script for?" He asked, pointing.

Master Hand started stammering. "Um...er...uh..."

"FOUND IT!" Taj shouted, holding the script in his left hand, "It was under the kitchen table." He chuckled nervously. "So, uh, shall we get to the announcing?"

Master Hand took the script from Taj. "Yes...a-herm..." He looked at the script, and thewn threw it away. "Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, guess what happened in the race while we were all seemingly frozen in time? Amy Rose and Shadow the Hedgehog have been knocked out of the racecourse, and thus, are in last place." A lot of cheers were heard. "Uh, okay. Anyway, Mermaidman and Barnicleboy retain their lead, with Spongebob Squarepants/Patrick Star and Joey/Mai behind them. And Captain Falcon is coming swiftly behind those leaders. Meanwhile, DIxie Kong and Tooty the Bear are being chased by King Kong-" Boos and jeers were heard from the audience, "-And right now as we speak, um...er..."

"What's wrong, Master Hand?" Taj asked.

Master Hand groaned and slapped himself (is that even possible?). "Oh! I don't know who's behind King Kong!"

Taj chuckled. "Well, let's turn to the screen and check, hmmm?" He said, picking up a remote and turning one of the other huge projectile screens on.

Spongebob and Patrick were right on Mermaidman and Barnicleboy's tail, who were entering the final castle on the huge, rocky mountain.

"Sponegbob, when I give the signal, release the Krabby Patties," Patrick ordered, driving the Patty Wagon.

Spongebob saluted and placed on his Krusty Krew hat. "Roger, Patrick!" He summoned a grill and started popping up Krabbie Patties.

Barnicleboy turned around to see the two friends behind them. "Mermaidman, we got trouble afoot!"

Mermaidman was singing to himself as he drove mindlessly, crashing into poor pedestrians walking inside the castle. "Nananananana, Mermaidman!"

"MERMAIDMAN!" Barnicleboy shouted, slapping Mermaidman and taking the wheels, "We don't have time for your stupid heroic actions! We have to stop that evil sponge and his starfish pal from overtaking us!"

Mermaidman gasped. "Evil? EEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!" His screamed caused an avalanche inside the castle, which caused the entrance to be blocked by huge rocks.

Spongebob gasped. "WHOA! Patrick, did you see that?" He asked, not getting a response. Spongebob frowned, turning around. "Patrick?"

Patrick was unconcious, lying his face on the steering wheel.

Spongebob screamed. "PAAAAAATTTTRRRRIIICCCKK!" Unfortunately, since no one was driving, the Patty Wagon spun around and crashed into a food stand.

Joey and Mia, who were behind Spongebob and Patrick, noticed the wrecked Patty Wagon, shrugged, and continued racing.

Barnicleboy turned around, and sighed of relief. "Phew. At least that takes care of Spongedweeb and Patbutt."

Mermaidman continued screaming. "Barnicleboy! We have to stop the car, and battle the diabolical forces of EEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!" He jumped off the Invisible Mobile, and grabbed it, which caused the motor to stop and erupt madly.

Barnicleboy started shouting protests. "Mermaidman, you old coot! Let go! We're going to lose our lead!" As he was saying this, Joey and Mia passed him.

Mermaidman continued blabbing. "The evil! Oh, what's that? I want toast! Where's my towel?" As he was blabbering nonsense, a ticked off Barnicleboy walked up to him, and...

WHACK!

One slap from Barnicleboy made Mermaidman fall on the ground, unconcious.

Barnicleboy slapped his forehead. "Mermaidman, I don't know WHAT I'm going to do with you." He sighed and turned around, noly to scream in horror. "AHHHH! THE INVISIBLE MOBILE!"

The Invisible Mobile was zooming towards the other side, and crashed into the wall.

Barnicleboy buried his face in his hands. "Well, there goes our hopes of winning the race..." He moaned to himself.

Back outside the castle, Skinner and Otto were side-to-side with Moe/Lenny/Carl.

"Take this, you ugly bartender!" Principal Skinner shouted, throwing pencils at Moe's face.

Moe screamed. "Ahhh! Barney, belch!"

Barney got up. "Right, -BRAAAAAP!-, Moe!" He got in front of Skinner and belched loudly.

Otto laughed. "Whoa, man! Take some water and brush, won't ya?" He rammed the school bus into Moe's pick-up truck-

"Moe has a pick-up truck?" Lenny and Carl asked.

Moe shrugged. "Beats me. Why?" Unfortunately, he let go of the steering wheel, and he and his band of friends started spinning out of control.

Skinner gave Otto a thumbs up. "Excellent work, Otto."

Otto gave back a thumbs up. "Don't thank me. Thank the unexplained logics of time and space."

Both of the two Simpsons characters blinked, and they laughed heartily.

Yoshi moaned. "Oh man, when are Spongebob and Patrick going to get back on track?"

Princess Peach hugged Yoshi. "There, there. They'll get back, Yoshi." She comforted the green Yoshisaurus by patting him on the back.

Yoshi's eyes got widened with joy. "Really?" He saidin a happy tone.

Peach giggled and nodded. "Yup! I'll even bake a cake for you!"

Mario, Luigi, Wario, Pikachu, Link, Pit, Marth, Roy, Kirby, Donkey Kong, Ness, Popo, Nana, Jigglypuff, Captain Falcon, Waluigi, Toad, Toadette, Daisy, Peppy Ankylosaurus, Heppy, Bronto, Zirdo, Diddy Kong, Timber, Conker, and Mr. Game-and-Watch all gasped in anxiety. "CAKE!?" They all surrounded Peach.

Peach sweatdropped nervously. "Guys! I didn't really mean it!"

Everyone frowned and got back in their seats, frowning.

Dr. Hoshi chuckled. 'Hey, at least May isn't splitting her pants like she did all those months ago."

Misty looked at Dr. Hoshi. "Speaking of which, doc, where IS May, anyway?"

Max nodded. "Yeah. We haven't seen her in a while."

Dr. Hoshi waved his hands in defence. "Well don't look at me! I don't have a clue, either!"

Max gulped. "Maybe...she'll turn up after the race..."

Ash, who was hearing the conversation, nodded and sobbed. "I hope so too..." He said, worriedly, "I don't want her to get hurt..."

Brock patted Ash on the back. "There, there, Ash. I'm sure she's fine."

Ash screamed horrified, jumping out of his seat. "BROCK!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" He then pointed at Brock, making everyone around him gasp.

Brock sweatdropped. "Hey! I'm just here rooting for my team!"

Ash blinked. "Wait...your TEAM is down there, but not YOU?"

Brock sighed. "Well, I need some time in the spotlight, too. I'm not just a filler character!" He stood up proclaiming.

Ash shook his head, sighed, and turned his focus back to the race.

Right behind Joey and Mai, Dixie Kong and Tooty were zooming ahead, with King Kong coming from them behind. Tooty turned around, and she tapped Dixie on the shoulder.

Dixie turned to face Tooty. "Yes, Tooty?" She asks.

Tooty whispered into Dixie's ear. "You think a banana peel or a mine would do the trick?"

Dixie thought for a moment. "Hmm...well, the mine-"

King Kong jumped above Dixie/Tooty, and landed in front. "Sorry to leave you behind, girls, but I got a race to win!" He bulked forwards, and he pushed aside Joey and Mai, causing them to crash into the wall.

"Ooh! It looks like King Kong is going to win after all!" Master Hand announced loudly. "Can the others try to steal 1st place from the King of the Kongs?"

King Kong chuckled evilly, as he stopped and started stomping on the ground. Several boulders fell behind him, blocking the path from behind. King Kong laughed evilly, and he continued running.

Dixie growled. "Great! Our only way to progress forward is now blocked, thanks to King Kong!"

Tooty pointed at a secret passage. "Hey! Look, Dixie, a short cut!"

The secret passage was on the right of them, a yellow path leading into a secret, small cave.

Dixie frowned. "Are you sure, Tooty? Won't that breal the rules?"

Tooty ignored Dixie's statement and took the steering wheel from her. "I don't know about breal, but it'll break the rules for sure! Not that it matters! C'mon, Dixie! Let's speed!" She slamed on the pedal and the car went sprialing into the small cave, much to Dixie's dismay.

Heppy Ankylosaurus took out a box of Trix ceral and opened it. He spilled several Trix pieces into Yoshi's bowl, Peppy's bowl, his own bowl, and Bronto's bowl. He tossed the box away, and the four dinosaurs started chowding down.

Dr. Hoshi sweatdropped. "Errr...do you guys HAVE to eat like that?"

Yoshi, Peppy, Heppy, and Bronto all looked at each other, shrugged, then turned to Dr. Hoshi, and laughed heartily. "Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!"

Dr. Hoshi slapped his forehead. "Why do I have to ask...?"

"There, there. I'm sure it's not bad," Peach said, smiling, "Besides, it's the race that's all the hubbub."

Donkey Kong scratched his head. "Speaking of which, whatever happened to Dixie Kong and Tooty?"

"We may never know..." Bowser answered, watching Link and Ganondorf squabble over their bets like little kids.

Dixie and Tooty were traveling through the small cave. They were surpassing the other characters, but they didn't know that they were.

Dixie looked at Tooty, smiling. "Ready, Tooty?"

Tooty nodded, getting up rocket boosters. "Ready, Dixie!"

Dixie turned around and slammed her left foot on the pedal. The car went zooming, and the two feminine mammals started approaching a curve. Dixie made a quick mini-turbo, brusing the left sides' wheels. Dixie growled, and she made another mini-turbo, this time on the right, which she manage to curve right. "Tooty, release the rocket booster!"

"Firing away!" Tooty shouted, releasing the 1st rocket booster, propelling the car forward in the cave. "How long do you think we'll be able to get back on the main road?"

Dixie looked at the map on her computer screen. "Hmmm...well, judging by the size of this cave, we'll be lucky that we'll be able to get on the main road soon!"

"All right!" Tooty shouted, releasing another rocket booster, which propelled the car further.

Master Hand gasped in surprise. "Taj! Come and look at this!"

Taj, who was playing "The Simpsons: Hit and Run", turned around. "Yeah, Master Hand?" He shouted.

"Listen to this." Master Hand started, reading a letter he was holding, 'It says here that the Nintendo Wii is said to be sold at retail here in 5 days from now...you know what that means?" He said, excited.

Taj's smile turned into a frown of dissapointment. "y-y-you mean..."

Master Hand chuckled evilly. "Yes...there will be many Wii owners here..." He continued chuckling evilly.

Taj slammed his head on the Gamecube controller. "Damn it, damn it, damn it! I don't want to get off my lazy ass to play some stupid gimmicky ga-

"WOULD YOU SHUT UP AND TELL US WHO'S GOING TO WIN!?" All of the Super Smash Brothers, and the entire audience for that matter, shouted angrily in unison.

Master Hand sighed. 'Fine, fine. I'll take a look at the status." He looked at the computer screen on the side of his microphone, and he gasped. "Oh my! Ladies and Gentlemen, it appears that the speedy, orange loving Douglas Jay Falcon is steadily coming up from behind King Kong!"

Everyone in the audience stated muttering to themselves in confusion.

Dr. Hoshi slapped his forehead. "Oh, for God's sakes, it's..."

"CAPTAIN FALCON!" Bowser, Ganondorf, Donkey Kong, Wario, Yoshi, Peppy, Heppy, Bronto, Pikachu, Pichu, Kirby, Jigglypuff, Popo, Nana, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Young Link, Zelda, Samus Aran, Marth, Roy, Link, and even Mewtwo shouted enthusiastically.

"Gooooo Captain Falcon! YEAH!" Ness cheered wildly, throwing his shirts and pants in the air, revealing to be wearing a cheerleader outfit.

Everyone stared blankly at Ness. Ness looked down and frowned, disappointed that no one else was feeling the cheer leading spirit he was.

"What?" Ness asked, the young PSI powered human boy not noticing that Popo, Young Link, Yoshi, Kirby, Peppy, Heppy, Bronto, Pikachu, and Pichu were all giggling at him. "I'm not allowed to like my idol?"

"...I didn't even know that you had a thing for Douglas." Nana admitted, the pink clad Ice Climber girl shaking her head as he folded her arms together.

Master Hand sighed. "Never mind. Anyway, I'm sure that Captain Falcon will get the win, for he has been trying very hard. After all, he is the F-ZERO champion..."

Taj shrugged. "Well, who knows what will happen? Most of the racers have either been knocked away or have been killed. It's all down to Captain Falcon, the mysteriously disappeared duo Dixie Kong/Tiny, the gigantic King Kong, the evil and powerful Wizpig, Spongebob/Patrick, Joey/Mai, Skinner/Otto, and a surprisingly comeback from Knuckles the Echidna/Rouge the Bat and Blaze the Cat!"

"WOW!" Master Hand shouted enthusiastically for the 1243th time, apparently not being tired of doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again repeatedly, "We sure have a great group of racers dying to win!" He turned to the camera-holding, green shelled Lakitus. "We'll show you the race after a few, boring commercials."

The Lakitus all sighed and groaned as they hovered onto the rocky mountain terrain, to find the racers on the rugged mountain racecourse.

Several dumb commercials later...

In the Rocky Castle Mountain, most of the racers are stuck in the castle, while a few lucky ones-including the seemingly disappeared Dixie Kong and Tooty Bear-are far ahead, coming towards the mountain's infamous spiral bowl. Let's check them out...

"Move out of the way, cause Krusty the Clown's in town!" Krusty laughed, throwing a banana peel in front of Joey and Mia, causing them to spin around and crash into the mountainside. Krusty slammed the pedal on his limo and winded up behind Haru Glory. "Piece of cake!" Krusty laughed, taking out a pin and throwing it in one of Haru Glory's tires, causing him to crash into the mountainside as well. Krusty looked at the map on his computer screen, and laughed. "Hey hey! All I need to do is get pass these guys, and I'll have a chance!"

Meanwhile, in the front of Krusty the Clown, everyone's favorite F-ZERO character that was more known for his Smash Brothers career, Captain Falcon, was having troubles with Wizpig. "Move, you fat pig! I won't be able to go any faster if you don't move!"

"Stuff it!" Wizpig shouted, jumping up in the air and landing on top of Captain Falcon, squashing the F-ZERO racer and his F-ZERO vehicle, the Blue Falcon. The galatic evil pig laughed, and he ran off. "Hehehehehe! Sucker!"

Captain Falcon growled, getting the Blue Falcon back to its regular shape, and watching Krusty the Clown pass. "HEY!" He zoomed after Krusty.

Krusty turned around. He sneered. "Oh no you don't!" He grabbed Mr. Teeny out of nowhere and threw him at Captain Falcon.

Captain Falcon swerved to the right, easily avoiding Mr. Teeny. He slammed on the pedal, and the Blue Falcon propelled faster, right next to Krusty's limo. He then starts ramming into Krusty.

Krusty screams, but he then remembers that he can ram back, and he does, tearing up the side of the Blue Falcon a bit. The two racers started pushing each other to the sides, hoping to knock the other racer out.

In the front, King Kong and Wizpig are trying to overcome the other by getting ahead. King Kong grabs the mountain gate on the left side, and climbs up getting on the other side. Wizpig does a jump, landing on the top portion of the Mountain, and chases after King Kong.

Captain Falcon pushes Krusty the Clown to the side, causing the Springfield celebrity to fall down the lake. Captain Falcon chuckled and continued on, zooming ahead. He swerved to the left and right while avoiding the boulders coming down, but he then noticed that a vehicle appeared out of the mountain and landed in front of him. "What the...?"

Dixie Kong and Tooty both laughed, giving Captain Falcon taunts. "Nah-nah! Loser!" They sped ahead, getting on King Kong and Wizpig's tails.

Captain Falcon growled. "Grrr... you Falcon bitches, get back here!" He slammed his foot on the pedal, crashing head fast into Dixie and Tooty, causing all of them to go spinning. King Kong and Wizpig continued on.

Tooty grabbed a mine and threw it inside the Blue Falcon's engine. Dixie then started her vehicle's engine, and the two mammals zoomed off again.

Captain Falcon growled, and he started up his engine again. It wasn't working. "ARGH!" He growled, slamming his fist on the computer screen map. "Those stupid little mammals! When I get my hands on the-" The Blue Falcon then went into the air, from an explosion caused by Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star.

"Hurry, Patrick!" Spongebob shouted, making more Krabby Patties and adding more bombs. "I can't think of any more generic lines to exclaim!"

Patrick nodded. "Right, Spongebob!" He continued driving, and he swerved to the left, appearing next to Dixie and Tooty. He grabbed a Jellyfish net and hooked the steering wheel of Dixie's vehicle.

Dixie and Tooty screamed. "GAH! What are you doing!?"

"Getting rid of you two!" Patrick shouted, kicking Dixie and Tooty out, and grabbed his Jellyfish net, watching the vehicle crash into the mountainside.

Captain Falcon fell back down. He growled and slammed the pedal on his Blue Falcon. The Blue Falcon screeched and zoomed past Spongebob and Patrick. "So long, suckers!"

Yoshizilla: Oh damn...it's been almost a full MONTH, and I haven't updated anything.

Disclaimer: Because you're working on The Days of Super Smash Brothers, remember?

Yoshizilla: Oh yeah. But that does not mean that I can't...um...improvise!

Disclaimer: Suuuure, Yoshizilla, suuuure.

Yoshizilla: (mutters to self) Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, I will make this announcement right now. Since, say, 43 percent of the characters are actually used, I'm afraid I'm going to have to replace/possibly remove some racers. Unfortunately, for fans of Conker, that means the Great Mighty Poo will have his last gleaming here. And since my good reviewers from EONS ago who liked Sonic the Hedgehog so much seemed to disappear (with the possible exception of Rocky the Echidna), I'm afraid that the Sonic fan-charas are going to, and they might -a very spectical might, meaning a slim to no chance- be rreplaced with actual, non-used Sonic-related characters. So I'm willing to tell you folks all that. Now as for this race, I'm going to end it, since we went through April surprisingly, and we're almost up to May (which makes me very hyper, since it's the English name of my favorite human Pokemon character, Haruka (May's name in Japanese)), so I might as well have this done by April 30, which is today, ironically, to give all you wonderful folks out there a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG shocker that I haven't updated this story in a whole month. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: You forgot to list the characters you will use in this chapter.

Yoshizilla: Oh yeah! Thanks, Disclaimer, I almost forgot. Anyway, since I can pick and use different characters in this race, here are the characters that will be in this long chapter: Team Rocket, Spongebob/Patrick, Dixie Kong/Tooty Bear, Blaze the Cat, Captain Falcon, and...and...(thinks) everyone's favorite, Herschel Pinkus Yerucham Krustofskibetter known by everyone as the one and only Krusty the Clown! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: (sigh) Finally, I thought you'd never shut up.

Yoshizilla: Why you-

PLEASE STAND BY

Wobbuffett: Wobbuffett! (sips tea) Wobba wobba!

PS: To tell you guys the truth, this race isn't pretty much the race that I am wanting to do (the only good characters that I actually want to use are Spongebob/Patrick, Captain Falcon, King Kong, Wizpig, Dixie/Tooty, and Haru Glory for cruelity), since it doesn't have as much as a HUGE impact as the other races. So, in short, I'm going to be quickly finishing up this race so I can focus on the better races after this. So, in shorter terms, don't expect this race to last very long. G'night, ladies and gentlemen!

PSS: Also, just to make things slightly better and a lot faster, there won't be any author notes in the beginning of the following chaps until this race ends. Thank you for your support and understanding. Thank you.

PSSS: That's funny right there.