Yoshizilla: Phew, I think I've done plentiful of writing action enough. For one thing, I got racing on the mind, so that's primarily why Yoshi Kart's getting updated. Secondly, uh, I'm still planning on fully fleshing out the completed races that seem bare-boned, and third, um...what was third?
Disclaimer: (sighs and moans) You wanted to have more representation for Nintendo in Yoshi kart now, remember?
Yoshizilla: (gasps and snaps fingers) Oh yeah! That, and well, I need to make up for all of the chapters you have skimmed through, so that's why most of these news chapters barely have any dialogue or any different scenes and rather just good, plain old racing action! And that is why I would like to apologize for the racing chapters (and this chapter as well) being short compared to the chapters with all of the other unnecessary stuff that ruins the whole concept behind Yoshi Kart. It's suppose to be a race, people! (gasps) And that ends my introductory speech. Enjoy the short, but racing action filled, chapter!
Disclaimer: We own nothing and everything, and we will always (and never) will! (leaves and gets attacked by a huge mass of random people and characters) AHH!!! AHHH!!! THE PIAN OF IT ALL!!! CURSE YOU, STUPID RACES!!! CURSE YOU ALL!!!!!
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Ahhh, the Ankylosaurus Desert. The biggest desert in the entire continent of Dinosaur Land, and is also one of the hottest and harshest places to be. Especially considering how hot and dry it extremely is. But the racers press on, determined to get through the strong heat of the sprawling, seemingly endless desert.
Kirby and Meta Knight, followed by Dixie Kong and Tooty Bear, were driving on the rough sand, slowing down their vehicle, TAC. Meta Knight steered while Kirby was behind the railings, grabbing random items on the road and using them to attack other racers. As Meta Knight turned right and sharply slid to the left bank, Kirby swallowed up a broken wheel tire from another vehicle and ate it. Belching with satisfaction, Kirby grabbed the remains of the tire from his mouth and chucked them at Dixie and Tooty, causing them to spin out of control and go into the rougher, darker sand, causing a random Lakitu in the air to rescue them and place them back on the road.
Meta Knight started to go downwards, and then he turned to the right. While Kirby sucked in another wheel tire, Meta Knight swerved to the left - avoiding a broken part of an old vehicle - and then he turned to the right. Sliding to the left again, Meta Knight jumped TAC over a rather small ramp, and as he was turning on the left bank of the sandy road, a fireball hit TAC, causing it to spin around as the flames burned the vehicle itself, Meta Knight, and Kirby. It was then that there was a sprouting fire flower on the right side of the road, spouting out flames. As Meta Knight as forced to turn left and go through the water well to cool off the burned damages, Tiff and Tuff both zoomed by, going into a small pyramid.
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Boshi was speeding fast in his blue kart, sharply turning left and jumping over the small, sandy ramp in the middle of the road. Going downwards, the blue, cool Yoshisaurus turned to the right and went through the rough sands. As his kart started to get slower due to the sand, Boshi slammed his right foot on the pedal, and swerving to the right, his kart drove over a zipper, which sent is blasting through the rough sand. As Boshi used a mini turbo, which gave his kart a little boost, he carefully slid to the right and went over another zipper, blasting through the rough sand again. He then bounced off the rough sand and back onto the sandy path, seeing Krunch up ahead. Boshi used another mini turbo while going straight down the sandy road, and approaching Krunch, Boshi extended his right arm and grabbed an item from the item box. Seeing the item turn into a mushroom, Boshi used the mushroom and propelled his kart faster as he slid to the right and appeared on Krunch's right side.
Ramming into Krunch, Boshi taunted and started to kick the orange kart with his right foot. Krunch snapped back, biting Boshi's leg, which forced the blue Yoshisaurus to steer straight into the rough sand while the Kremling went sliding down the right bend. As Boshi got out of the rough sand, he hopped out of his kart and ran to the back, pushing his kart downwards. As the kart picked up speed, Boshi ran to the side of the blue kart and hopped into the driver's seat, grabbing the steering wheel and slamming his right foot on the pedal, sharply turning to the right as the kart started to burn up rubber within its engine tank. Boshi then zoomed over another zipper, and this caused the kart to zoom faster, appearing next to Krunch.
Krunch glanced at Boshi, and he then grabbed a bubble bomb, tossing it at Boshi. As Boshi held tightly to the steering wheel while his blue kart bobbed, Krunch went over the ramp and landed over the rough sand and back onto the sandy path, turning to the right and entering a pyramid. Boshi hissed, and he watched Diddy Kong approach him, a handful of mushrooms in the monkey's right hand while he steered his yellow kart with his left hand. Boshi got an idea, and as he turned to the left and ran over another zipper, Boshi punched at Diddy, snatching the mushrooms from the monkey. Diddy screamed as Boshi rammed him off the sandy path and onto the rough sand, his yellow kart toppling over. Boshi chuckled, and using one of the newly acquired mushrooms to blast through the rough sand and back onto the sandy path, the blue Yoshisaurus steered to the right and entered the pyramid, following Krunch.