Yoshizilla: 140 chapters...man, we've come a long way, ladies and gentlemen. And to think, Yoshi Kart's second anniversary is coming up...guess that means I better keep writing. After all, it's now only sixty more chapters until Yoshi Kart makes it to the 200-chapter-mark, which will be a first for a Super Smash Brothers fanfic, mind you, so I now happily show you the next part of the Turbo Traffic City race!

Disclaimer: Does this mean I have to disclaim sixty times until the 200th chapter now?

Yoshizilla: Yesh.

Disclaimer: Oh, drat.


To make matters worse, a storm had started brewing around the Sonic crew, who had now resorted to just sitting far away from one another and sulk, as a result of the curse.

"I think we'd better pull them out of there," Crazy Hand suggested.

"Just wait, Crazy Hand," Master Hand explained, with Tails's hologram and Taj taking down notes, "They're all entering the city distric now."


"Oh man!" Peach exclaimed in delight, looking around, "This city is BEAUTIFUL! It's, like-OW!" She was hit by a rocket missile from Conker. "Why you..." She took out a mushroom, and made a left turn, using the mushroom as it became clear that the left turn was, in fact, a short cut.

Currentely first: Princess Peach (due to shortcut)

Follow-ups: Mario/Luigi, Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi, Pikachu, Bowser/Mewtwo/Ganondorf, Fox, Wario/Waluigi, Brock/Hikari, Sora, Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, Rouge, Tails/Cream, the Simpsons, Tiptup, Krunch, Dixie/Tooty, Donkey Kong/Diddy Kong

Location: Turbo Traffic City (Boosting Expressway)

"We better avoid the Sonic characters if we don't want bad luck," Mario whsipered into Luigi's ear, when they collided into a mailbox.

Yoshi swerved to the right and went down the left turn Peach has, but slipped on some leftover oil. "Bleh! Who left this oil here?"

"I'd like to know," Dr. Hoshi said as he threw a mine in front of Fox, who managed to avoid it, and the mine instead was hit by Knuckles.

Bowser steered to the right, and he got out his bullet bill cannon. Aiming it at Fox, Bowser fired a bullet bill, while Ganondorf threw some Re-Deads down, which stopped some of the racers and caused traffic.

"Speaking of traffic, LOOK!" Mewtwo exclaming, pointing to both directions that many cars, buses, and trucks started to invade the road.

Donkey Kong and Diddy tried to swerve to avoid the buses, but kept getting hit by the trucks. Donkey Kong threw a Giant Banana behind him, which the Simpsons spun into.

Mario and Luigi started swerving around all of the random autos, determined not to hit a single one.


The Sonic crew, however, where so busy fighting with each other, they were all knocked clear off the road, with only Tails and Cream passing by easily.

Sonic picked himself out of the dirt and dusted himself off. He noticed Amy sitting on the ground, hugging her knees. 'Ok... Enough is enough,' he thought, 'it's time to put an end to all of this arguing.' He walked over to help Amy up. "Hey Amy, do you need some help?"

"...leave me alone," Amy muttered, "I don't want to talk to anyone...especially not you!" She stood up and stormed off.

"Amy..." Sonic watched her walk off sadly.

"Rouge...c'mon..." Knuckles tried to follow Sonic's example and hoped he would have better luck. "At least let's try and talk about this..."

"Forget it..." Rouge muttered and walked away from him.

"Awww man..." Knuckles sighed.


Koopa and Paratroopa were following Tails/Cream, but were pushed aside by the speeding cars, who got chased by the police cars. Next thing the turtles knew, they were ran over by a fire truck.

Dixie kept driving smoothly, going over the ramp with the mushroom Tooty inserted into the engine. Dixie then switched with Tooty, and she threw a Giant Banana on the ramp, but she and Tooty were then paralyzed by Pikachu's thunderbolt.

"Look out, we're gonna slip-AHHH!!!" Hikari screamed, as did Brock, who collided into one of the smaller bananas and accidentaly crashed into Knuckles.

"AGH!!!" Knuckles was run over. "Ghgahg...this is not my day..."

Kirby was riding along in his TAC, but he then noticed Meta Knight on a motorcycle. "What the heck!?" Kirby exclaimed, swerving closer to Meta Knight, "You didn't tell me you had a MOTORCYCLE!!"

Meta Knight smirked. "We're not partners anymore, Kirby." He pushed Kirby towards the buildings, and zoomed off, mini-turboing to the right.

Kirby growled, and the pink puffball followed making a powerslide instead on the right curb.

After making a mini-turbo on the right, smooth curve (narrowly missing some of the buildinds), Luigi switched with mario and released some green fireballs at Wario and Waluigi as the Green Fire went upwards on the right-turning curve. Bowser fired a few more bullet bills at Fox, but the kitsune managed to avoid them all, watching the bullet bills explode on the streets and causing traffic problems


"Oh man, who would have thought that the curses would actually be true?" Master Hand said to Crazy Hand and Taj as he looked at the projectile screen, "The traffic isn't helping either, but than again, this IS a city..."


Amy and Rouge, meanwhile, were walking by the crowded city streets on the sidewalk, hoping to get back to the hotel and as far away from Sonic and Knuckles as they could get.

Sonic and Knuckles, who had long since reconciled, had caught up to the girls and were trying to get them to talk to them again.

"Girls, c'mon," Sonic was tired of this, "What are you planning to get by staying mad at us?"


Yoshi hung tightly onto the railing as Dr. Hoshi made a SHARP mini-turbo on the upward right curve, and he threw some mines behind him, as well. Dr. Hoshi switched positions and used a mushroom, boosting the dinosaurs to catch up to Mario and Luigi.

The Wario Brothers were fighting to pass by the Mario Brothers and catch up to Peach. Wario steered to the left, and Waluigi grabbed a purple bo-bomb from an item box.

Peach grabbed a heart, and used it. She swerved next to Wario/Waluigi and grabbed their purple bo-bomb. Sticking her tongue at them, Peach dropped the bomb, and Wario and Waluigi went into the air after the explosion. Of course, Peach was electricuted by Pikachu, who was now siding with Fox as he avoided the richocheting green shells.

The Mario Brothers tossed themselves a mushroom and blasted off past Pikachu and Fox, and started to take the lead.

Yoshi then grabbed an egg and tossed it at the Green Fire, which collided at out came a star. Instead, however, Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi went through the mushroom, zooming down the left curve and making a mini0turbo on the right.

Sonic and Knuckles, meanwhile, were trying to get Amy and Rouge to just talk to them, but the girls refused and tried their best to ignore the guys, much to their annoyance.

Dixie and Tooty were both being chased by an angry Wiggler, which seemed to have slipped on some oil left behind. Making a left turn into a tunnel, they bumped into Mario/Luigi, andboth pairs were attacked by the Wiggler. Bowser came into the tunnel and tossed his Bowser Shell at the Wiggler, which knocked it out of the tunnel.

Peppy and Clario were entering the tunnel from the right entrance, but as they were attemtping to make a powerslide on the left ramps, Conker went through them using the star, causing the pair to get knocked to the ground. Mewtwo fired a Shadow Ball at them, damaging the Turbo Peppy.

By now, Birdo, Boshi, Shelia the Stegosaurus, and Bronto the Brontosaurus have all entered the tunnel, and are fying with Wario and Waluigi.

"Hey, look!" Shelia shouts, pointing at a ramp with an arrow. She, Bronto, and Birdo shoot off the ramp, while Boshi makes a right mini-turbo down the path.


"The racers are now all in the tunnel," Master Hand announces, "But do you think that Sonic and Knuckles will be able to make up to their girls by now? Let's ask Crazy Hand and Taj."

Crazy Hand looked bored as he watched Sonic/Amy/Knuckles/Rouge still going at it. "Geeze...and I thought Soap Operas were bad..." He moaned.

"Looks like Tails and Cream are getting to the top," Master Hand looks at the projectile screen, "It's good to see that at least they are a team."


Conker grabs a green balloon, and he releases a bubble, which Boshi hits. Conker laughs and zips around the right corner, where he is ambushed by a trap jack-in-the-box. Boshi laughs and passes Conker, hitting him with a green Koopa shell.

Finally, Sonic/Knuckles/Amy/Rouge had just opted to sitting down on a bust stop bench to rest, and just not talk to each other, if that's the way things we're going to be.

Crazy Hand couldn't take it anymore. "Urgh! Are those four mammals EVER going to make up?"

Master Hand sighed, shaking his head. "Only time will tell, Crazy Hand, only time will tell," He tells his brother as he notices Sora getting pummeled by a Bowser Shell, and Cloud passing him.

As most of the racers go through the tunnel, the road stretches onward to the bridge, with a right bend visible.

"All, or should I say MOST, of the racers are now approaching the Right Bend Bridge of Turbo Traffic City, exitting the Pteradactyl Mountain side," Master Hand announces, "All of the racers will have to use their skills and thoughts to be able to navigate through this 'bendy' situation! And what will become of Sonic/Knuckles/Amy/Rouge?"

Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi swerve to the left and right alongside Mario/Luigi and Pikachu as they avoid the buses, cars, and trucks coming down their way. Pipsy the Mouse gets hit by a truck, and falls off the road, getting rescued by a Lakitu. Bowser throws down another Bowser Shell, which starts to richochet on the bridge, knocking several cars, buses, and trucks, and narrowly missing the racers.

"Bronto, look out!" Shelia cries as she makes a left turn and crashes into Bronto, sending both of the Yoshi kart racers down and causing two Lakitus to rescue them.

As Koopa and Paratroopa were knocking out the racers with shells, they noticed that the bridge started going up. "WTF!?" They shouted in unison, as they fell down the abyss, and were rescued by a Lakitu, brought back to a few feet from where they fell.


Quick check on the Sonic Four...

"Amy, please talk to me..." Sonic begged. "It's bad enough I've lost Shadow. I don't want to lose you too. Look, I'm sorry I argued with all of you, but all argued as well. Let's just live and let live ok?"

Amy said nothing and just sighed.

"That's it," Sonic got up and growled, "I give up." He walked off.

"Yeah, I give up too," Knuckles stood and followed Sonic. "We're trying to apologise to you girls and work something out, but you just want to stay mad at us! Well it's your loss..."

"Oh for God's sakes, girls!" Crazy Hand's voice yelled out from the loudspeakers in the city. "The guys are on their knees, trying to apologize!"

"And you're only making the curses worse!" Master Hand's voice loudly added, noting the curse by pinpointing Wario and Waluigi getting run over by boulder-like trucks.

"HAVE MERCY!!" Wario and Waluigi cried, getting boweld over by another one of Bowser's richocheting Bowser Shell.

"Can't anyone convince them!?" Crazy Hand cried out.

Suddenly, Cream's voice came on the loudspeakers. "Miss Amy... Miss Rouge... Mr Sonic and Mr Knuckles aren't bad men you know... You all just had a really bad argument. Is staying mad and making things worse between yourselves REALLY going to help any? I don't think so..."

"Yes..." Taj calmly added, "Listen to the cute rabbit..."

Amy and Rouge looked up, knowing that what Cream said was true.

"Please... you're all supposed to be friends...not enemies," Cream sweetly pleaded.

Amy and Rouge looked back at Sonic and Knuckles defeated retreating forms, realizing what they were about to lose. They stood up and ran after their boys.

"Sonic, wait!" Amy called.

"Knuckles...come back!" Rouge pleaded.

"What?" Sonic and Knuckles turned around, half angry, half depressed, only to be each met with a sweet kiss from their respectable girls, wich they slowly melted into and returned. Thus, the curse was broken.

Now they had all made up with one another, Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, and Rouge were all making a team effort on making a comeback, combining foot power and mushroom power.


Crazy Hand made a mental note to give Cream a medal for what she did.

"Phew," Master Hand said with realive, "Glad to see the two hedgehogs and the bat and echidna made up with each other. And so, they are now pairs again. BUT...what about the other racers...?" He looked at the projectile screen, and to his surprise, only a relative few racers remained.