Yoshizilla: Yes, the race does still continue on...and it's promising to be the most detailed yet, with more Mario Kart/Diddy Kong Racing stats/items them the previous races, I'm promising you all that this race WILL be titacular! And now, enjoy the Turbo Traffic City race!

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Current Leader: Mario/Luigi

Follow-Ups: Bowser/Mewtwo/Ganondorf, Boshi, Gruntilda, Chaotix, Brock/Hikari, Babylon Hunters

Location: Turbo Traffic City (Island Section)

Mario/Luigi were currently leading the pack and headed towards the highway up ahead. They didn't think anything could stop them at this point. That's when they were unexpectedly passed by Jet the Hawk, who tossed a bo-bomb at the Mario Brothers, exploding the Green Fire. Wave the Swallow and Storm the Albatross followed, but Storm was blasted by Gruntilda, who followed Jet and Wave on the right bend of the street, going upwards to the turnpike.

Boshi zoomed past the Chaotix and Brock/Hikari, making a mini-turbo on the right bend. He bounced off the first small ramp, but grabbed a fake item box and placed it carefully on the second small ramp. He then grabbed a rocket missile and prepared to fire it at either Jet or Wave.

Brock tried to swerve past the Chaotix, but they kept swerving as well. Brock growled, and he then slammed on the brake, stopping his vehicle, allowing the other racers to pass.

Hikari gasped. "B-Brock! What are you doing!?" She screamed, "We're going to lose!"

Brock only chuckled. "Not to worry, Hikari, I have a plan," He assured, winking his left eye as Paulie and Fergy passed them.

Dr. Mario went upwards to the turnpike, but he and Pichu were met with nasty results as they crashed into a mine, left behind by Gruntilda. Dr. Mario started his car again, and the pair swerved to the right, mixing in with the cars that followed the path.

Pichu noticed Gruntilda ahead, and he pointed. "Dr. Mario, look! There she is!"

Dr. Mario nodded. "I see her." He made a mini-turbo on the left bend, but unfortunately crashed into a bus as he did. He grabbed a mushroom from Pichu and threw it into the engine, sending the car zooming, but again, it crashed into a Wiggler bus.

Jet noticed the Chaotix coming right up to him and wouldn't allow them to pass. He moved right next to them, and he sneezed on Vector's face.

Boshi swerved to Jet's side. Smirking, Boshi opened his kart's left door and stuck out his leg, triping Jet and causing the green Hawk to fall off his hoverboard. Boshi pulled back in his leg, and truned to the left as he attempted to catch up to Wave.

Vector cleaned his face, and growled. "We'll show that stupid Hawk!" He switched driving positions with Espio, and threw a suitcase at Jet. "How does it feel, bird brain!? HOW DOES IT FEEL!?"

James Bond started to chase down Alec Trevelyan, who continously ran on the racecourse. Alec, of course, grabbed onto a bus, and he tossed a grenade at James Bond, blowing up his tank. Chuckling, Alec took out a bazooka and aimed it at Sora.

"Hasta La Vista," Alec said, firing the bazooka and watched with glee as a missle started to come towards Sora.

(Holy crap, would you all believe that I accidentally left THAT in this chapter? XD Heh heh, now back to the race itself.)

Sora looked behind to see the missile coming at him. "YIKES!" He swung his keyblade at the missile, deflecting it right back at Alec.

Alec jumped off the bus, and started to run towards Sora as the missile exploded the bus. Alec turned right, and jumped over the small ramp as he threw another grenade at Sora.

Sora knocked the grenade like a baseball with his Keyblade, right back at Alec.

Alec jumped over the grenade, watching is explode and causing debris of the street to fly out. Alec started running down, past Sora, and threw a motion sensor bomb behind him, chuckling. He then grabbed onto a Freight Truck, but sadly, it took him off the racecourse.

Dora and Boots started to approach Sora, but they hit the motion sensor bomb, exploding and crashing down onto the street, Cloud and Squall passing them. Dora attempted to start her engine again, but she and Boots were pushed into a school bus (delaying them even MORE) by Sephiroth, who swore revenge on Cloud after the last race.

Sora followed close behind Squall, Cloud and Sephiroth, looking for a way to pass by them.

"CLOUD!!!" Sephiroth screams with rage, barreling down the left curve of the street, "I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU!!!" He took out his sword and whacked Squall with it, sending Squall crashing into a building on the side.

Cloud blew the raspberry, laughed and drove away from Sephiroth. "That's what you always say, Sephy."

"O RLY?" Sephiroth retorted, slashing part of Cloud's motorcycle with his sword, causing CLoud to slow down a bit. Sephiroth then started to cackle evilly as he grabbed an oil can and spilled it behind him, causing Cloud and Sora to slip around.

"NO WAI!!!" Cloud and Sora cried as they helplessly spun around, getting run over by a bus.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the street is now becoming a highway," Master Hand announces as he sees the street merging with the turnpike through the projectile screen, "And both Gruntilda Winkybunion the Witch and Boshi have taken the lead. Who will be the one or ones who take them both out?"

As Master Hand's saying this, Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi approach the highway and turn right, but fall over the ramp as they were attacked by a green Koopa shell, thrown by Peppy and Clario. Peach, Pikachu, and Pipsy all pass the two dinosaurs. Yoshi gets out of the Turbo Yoshi and starts to push it, while Dr. Hoshi attemtps to start the engine up.

Wave the Swallow, however, refused to let someone like Gruntilda win and took up a bucket of water. "Here's something I learned from the Wizard of Oz!" She splashed Gruntilda, throwing the bucket of water all over her.

Gruntilda dried herself off with a spell, but she was knocked aside by..."WHAT!? THE BEAR AND BIRD!?"

"Gu-huh!" Banjo laughed, driving while Kazooie pelted Wave with fire eggs, burning her more.

"ASTOUNDING!!!" Master Hand exclaims, the audience cheering loudly, "Banjo and Kazooie have returned! And in style, too!"

Boshi appeared behind Wave. "You shouldn't let your hair grow out. It'll BURN!" He laughed evilly and took out a fire flower, burning Wave and causing her to stop. "Sucker!" He dashed off.

Wave coughed out a puff of smoke and stared in shock. "Hey!! That's not fair!" She shouted angrily, pointing at Gruntilda. "You're supposed to melt when hit with water!"

Gruntilda rolled her eyes. "This is a stupid fanfic, not the "Wizard of Oz", birdbrain." She was then caught off guard as she and Wave were pushed aside by Mario/Luigi and Wario/Waluigi, who were trying to gain the goal.

"Move it!" Mario shouted, pummeling Wario's car with his hammer, "We're not letting you jokes take the lead!"

"Oh yeah!?" Wario boasted, punching Mario and the Green Fire. "We'll see about that!" He turned to the left and swerved to the right, throwing a bo-bomb at Mario and Luigi. "Waluigi! Switch with me!"

Waluigi switched with Wario. "Done!" He said, bouncing over the three small ramps and doing a mini-turbo on the right, following a treuck, a school bus, and a bus.

Peppy and Clario both coasted by Mario/Luigi, with Clario driving and making a mini-turbo on the right bend.

"We're gonna win this easy!" Peppy cheered, electricuting the Diddy Kong Racers and Yoshi Karters who apporached them, "This racecourse is tops!"

Clario laughed. "You got that right-HEY!" He and Peppy started to slip on a banana peel, and they crashed into a school bus.

"Luigi!" Mario shouted, throwing a mushroom into the engine, "Hurry up! We can't let Wario and Waluigi win this one!"

"Let's try this!" Luigi held up a canister of itching powder. "We can throw this at the Warios!"

Peach collided into the Mario Brothers, and as she used a mushroom to propel off, she took Luigi's itching powder. "Thanks, guys!" She said, giggling as she tossed the ictching powder at Wario and Waluigi, who stopped and were forced to itch themselves.

"WAAAAAAAAH!!!" Wario cried as he furiously scratched his bottom, growling, "Who's responsible for this!?" He demanded as Peach past by them, power sliding to the left.

Unfortunately for the Wario Brothers, they were hit by a bus, and were sent into the air, crashing down on the highway. They were again hit by a freight truck.

"Quick!" Mario shouted as he switched with Luigi and used a mini-turbo to catch up with peach, "If we're lucky, we'll still be able to win!"

"Not on my watch!" Pikachu shouted as he fired a Thbunderbolt at Mario and Luigi, electrocuting and paralysing the two brothers and passing by them.

Master Hand turned away from the projectile screen and faced Crazy hand and Taj. "My, oh my, this city is more than meets the eh, huh fellows?" He asked.