Yoshizilla came back in, sipping some tea and wearing Yoshi pajamas. The Disclaimer, reading the newspaper in his personal red chair, looked at Yoshizilla and shuddered in disgust.

"Just WHAT are you wearing?" The Disclaimer asked, shuddering at the thought of Yoshizilla's pajamas.

Yoshizilla looked down at his pajamas, then at the Disclaimer and shrugged. "Hey, it's my pajamas. I can wear pajamas, no?" He asked, sitting down on the blue couch.

The Disclaimer sighed. "Yes, but when you do wear them, you make me want to scream."

Yoshizilla shrugged. "Well, get used to it," He said, sipping more of his cup of tea.

The Disclaimer only muttered as he continued reading his newspaper. He then stopped at a particular article and showed it to Yoshizilla. "You seen this?"

Yoshizilla grabbed the newspaper and read the particular article. He gasped and looked at the Disclaimer surprisingly. "Why...Disclaimer, I never knew..."

The Disclaimer nodded. "Yup! Thought that it wouldn't be obvious, huh?" He chuckled, until he got whacked in the head by an old staff. "Owww!"

"Why didn't you tell me this before?" Yoshizilla said in disbelief, stomping off and leaving his cup of tea combined.

The Disclaimer moaned, holding his head. "You never bother to ask!" He shouted afterwards, and then added, "You do realize that you're still in your pajamas, right?"

Yoshizilla: (grumble, mumble) Oh, what was I doing here again? Oh yeah. (clears throat) Apparantely, by my calculations on checking the entire site, Yoshi Kart will be the 2nd fanfic to each 200 chapters. The first one to reach this awesome goal is a Pokemon fic which I really don't recall, but oh well. Anyway, why did I tell you all this? Because...well...um...Yoshi Kart is nearing its 150th chapter! WOO!!! (throws confetti) Enjoy the chaoter, everyone!

And prepare to be surprised when everyone's favorite Sonic the Hedgehog character returns...;)

Charmy was spinning out of control due to the farts, and he then got BAMMED to the ground (in pieces) by a bus.

Espio gasped. "Charmy!" He then growled, slamming his fist on the chair of the car. "Damn it...how could we lose Charmy..." He looked at Wario and Waluigi. "Those two clowns will pay for this!"

"CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" Vector pushed the engine to the max and headed right for the Wario Bros. "You guys are gonna die!!"

Wario gulped. "Waluigi, turn the car! Hurry!"

"I'm trying!" Waluigi screamed, but they got rammed by Vector, and they were sent hurtling into a frieght truck, crushing them.

"Take that you ugly bastards!" Vector shouted to the Warios. "That one was for Charmy!"

Espio sobbed quietly, with Vector patting him on the back. "Thank you, Vector. Charmy..." He looked up. "You have been avenged."

Boshi passed by the destroyed Charmy, and then the flattened (and unconcious) Wario Brothers. He smirked. "Excellent. A stupid pair down, and that leaves less hassles." He chuckled to himself, keeping his distance again.

Main characters of the chapter: Link, Samus, Tails/Cream, Jet the Hawk/Storm the Albatross

Location: Turbo Traffic City (Turbine Tunnel)

"Get out of the way!" Samus yelled, pushing Epona to the railings of the left side of the road, "You're not going to win this just because you're on a horse!"

Link growled. "Oh yeah?" He whiped Epona with the reins. "Epona, rush! Ki-yah!"

Epona neighed, and she started runnign faster, turning to the right and leaving dust behind, entering the Turbine Tunnel. Samus coughed and followed in a mini version of her starship.

"You're not getting away that easily!" She shouted, firing small plasma shots at Epona, one of then nearly knocking her down to the ground. Link got back up and hoped on Epona, making her run after Samus, who swerved to the right avoiding a freight struck.

"Get back here!" Link shouted. But instead, he got blasted by a plasma shot from the back cannon of Samus's mini starship.

"You should reconsider!" Samus shouted, leaving behind oil as she swerved to the left and watched Epona slip and collide into a bus, smirking and proceeding forward.

Tails/Cream, Jet, and Storm all entered into the Turbine Tunnel, following Link and Samus.

Tails grimaced as he looked at the remains of Charmy. "Gah...poor Charmy." He said, frowning and shaking his head.

"He didn't deserve what he got..." Cream added, sniffling while holding Chao, who was silent and payed his respect to Charmy's passing.

Storm shook his head. "Oh well. That bee was too crazy anyway, right Jet?"

Jet nodded. "He was f-(CENSORED)-ing nuts." He added, agreeing with Storm

"HEY!! I HEARD THAT!!!" Cried Charmy's ghost, attacking both Jet and Storm.

"That HAS to hurt," Master Hand announced as he winced at the scene, "It's kinda unpredictable on what might happen in this race, folks."

"EEEEEEEK!!! GHOST!!!" Jet flew off, screaming.

Jet then crashed into a bus, being taken in the OPPOSITE direction while Storm was knocked unconcious.

Meanwhile...elsewhere that's NOT on the Turbo Traffic City racecourse...

The Eggplantman was busy out in the Ankylosaurus Desert, digging around in the soft sand for something. "They've got to be around here somewhere..." Suddenly his shovel banged against something metallic. Hearing the clang, he started digging like crazy, finally uncovering what appeared to be Scratch's head.

"B-boss...?" Scratch said weakly, while very muffled screams can be heard beside him.

"Get me out of here!" Was one of the muffled screams.

Eggplantman continued to dig and dig into the soft sand, until he finally uncovered the screaming head of Grounder.

Grounder sighed of relief. "Oh...THANK you, boss..." He then looked at Eggplantman, screamed, and clunged onto Scratch. "AHHH!!! WHO ARE YOU!?"

Eggplantman suddenly chuckled. "For quite a while, I have been the Eggplantman... But now with you two back, I can finally resurface as..." Suddenly, he exploded in a shower of eggplant meat and juice. Standing in his place was the familliar red and black clad, moustachioed scientist and nemesis of Sonic. "The one and only...Doctor Eggman!"

"BOSS!!!" Scratch and Grounder cheered, hugging Dr. Eggman tightly. "We missed you so much, boss! Where have you been!?"

"I've had to go into hiding for quite some time," Eggman said as he hugged his henchman back, "but now is the time I can resurface! Of course I'll need your help."

Scratch and Grounder both nodded, saluting. "Just tell us what to do boss, and we'll do it!"

"By the way..." Scratch added, "Why hasn't Coconut appeared yet?"

Eggman looked around. "Wasn't he with you?"

Scratch and Grounder shrugged. "Beats us. He never actually appeared in the race at all!" They both replied in unison.

"Plus, I don't think we should trust him," Grounder added, shifting his eyes in a cool fashion.

"What exactly has he done?" Eggman asked.

Grounder rubbed the back of his back. "Well...when me and Scratch went out for one night, some random Gibles attacked us, and they said that they were hired to exterminate us by Coconut."

"Yeah. I don't think we should have a traitor on our team is he plans to kill us," Scratch said, folding his arms and nodding.

"I see...we'd best be careful then," Eggman agreed. "Quickly! To the Eggpod!"

Yoshizilla: Uh oh! Now that the nefarious Doctor Eggman has returned with his loyal flunkies, Scratch and Grounder, what chaotic scheme could the evil trio plot for the racers in the Turbo Traffic City racecourse...? Find out, in the next exciting episode of...YOSHI KART!!!!!