Yoshizilla: Oh good gracious, look how long it's been. A whole month, and not even one update of my most popular fanfic. Hrmm...well, I just simply can let it go to waste and die in a corner like most of my other well-known fanfics (cough cough "Tiptup's Revenge" and "Koops and Kooper" cough cough). Boy, I sometimes do wonder just how many precious words I kill with each author note and chapter I do. Hrmm, well, that's a thought to keep to myself. For you folks out there reading this, enjoy the long-awaited chapter.
As Daisy, Toad, and Toadette drive back onto the main highway (the Grand Emerald Highway for those keeping tracks) of the Turbo Traffic City racecourse (with Daisy driving, of course), Koopa and Paratroopa are steadily approaching the fork in the road leading to the warp portal back to the stadium. Unfortunately, Sora is approaching fast on his motorcycle, but the two turtles have a plan on their hands.
"I don't mean to sound like a jerk or anything, Koopa, but that keyblade boy is starting to get on my nerves," Paratroopa hissed as he slid down the right curve.
Koopa, taking a banana peel and throwing it at Daisy's group, turned to Paratroopa. "Fine, if you hate him so much, then why don't YOU take care of him?" He switched driving positions with Paratroopa and swerved into the second left lane, avoiding an 18-wheeler truck.
Paratroopa let out a sigh. "You make a good point." He sighed, and watching Sora set Daisy/Toad/Toadette on fire and watching the trio crash off the railings, Paratroopa took out a motion sensor bomb. "If I'm going to get rid of him, and since the normal rules don't apply, I'll use the one weapon that will do the job PERMAMENTELY..."
Sora swerved into the first left lane and approached the turtles. Taking out his keyblade, and started slashing at the side of the Koopa Kart, dealing some nasty damage. Koopa swerved in front of a white sedan on the second right lane and turned left, with Sora slightly going ahead by sliding right and using a mini-turbo.
Aiming carefully, Paratroopa squinted and tossed the motion sensor bomb at the back of Sora's motorcycle. Koopa then rammed into Sora and caused him to collide into a Wiggler Bus. As the two turtles celebrated and slid to the right bank of the road, Sora started up his motorcycle again. But alas, Daisy and her mushroom friends remerged onto the racecourse, and with Toad swerving the kart to the right, Daisy took out a fire flower and started spreading flames at Sora. Sora screamed, but sadly he wouldn't have time to put out the flames, for the motion sensor bomb went off and...
BOOOOM!!!!!! The entire section of where Sora and Daisy, Toad, and Toadette were blew up. Luckily, Toadette placed a shield around the kart, and the trio of Mushroom Kingdom characters sped down the right bank, catching up to Koopa and Paratroopa. Sora, sadly, did not have the fortune to survive, and thus, what remained of him departed...into the afterlife.
Koopa continued driving. As he turned into the left curve with a powerslide, he noticed the fork in the road, and the warp portal. Gasping, he pointed and shouted cheerfully, "THERE IT IS, I SEE THE WARP PORTAL!!!"
Daisy gasped. Taking the wheel from Toad, she slammed her foot on the pedal, and the kart went thrusting towards the railing, passing the Koopa Kart. Koopa also slammed his foot on the pedal, and both of the Mario-verse characters rammed into each other as they strived to go through the warp portal first. With a bit of luck, Koopa thrusted ahead, and the Koopa Kart, shortly followed by Daisy's Kart, went through the warp portal, and back into the stadium, where it passed the finish line.
"WE DID IT!!!!!!" Koopa and Paratroopa shouted, crying in joy and hugging each other while Daisy, Toad, and Toadette were congratulated by Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Dr. Hoshi, and Pikachu.
Surprisingly to everyone, after a few brief minutes, the fixed Koopa Klown Kar burtsed through the warp portal, and crashed right onto the finish line, with an exhausted Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo stumbling out of it. Followed shortly were Wario/Waluigi, Gruntilda Winkybunion, and King K. Rool. As the racers who finished the Turbo Traffic City raced discussed of what happened to each other during the race, Eggman and his badniks continued to plot a secret, dangerous plot...what ever became of the other characters? And more importantly to some viewers out there reading this, what happened to Sonic the Hedgehog and his friends?