It was nighttime. Why was it nighttime? Because it was NIGHTTIME. And it was dark. Really dark.
Waluigi was beginning to open up his seclusive pub as Mario, Yoshi, and Luigi came back from swimming in the pool.
"That was a nice swim, 'eh fellows..." Mario wandered off as he slipped on an ice cube and crashed into several cardboard boxes, knocking them down on him.
Yoshi gasped as he ran towards Mario, but he tripped on the plumber's towel, causing him to smack his face into the ground. The entire hotel shook a bit, but as Yoshi tried getting back up, a part of the ceiling fell onto his head, knocking him out cold.
Waluigi continued watching, but he shrugged, and headed behind the counter, getting the drinks ready for the guys who were about to come in. Mario was still under the cardboard boxes, unsuccessful in getting out.
Sonic the Hedgehog came over and helped Mario out. "Hey Mario, whatcha doing under there?" The blue hedgehog attempted to ask.
Before Mario could reply, another part of the ceiling fell off. Just as it was about to hit Sonic, Ganondorf came in time, pushing Sonic out of the way as he took the hit, and ended up unconscious as well. Mario groaned, the impact causing the remaining cardboard boxes to fall on him, rendering him unconscious as well.
Waluigi took one glance over at the scene, and shook his head, snickering as he cleaned one of the wine glasses and placed it on the counter. Just as Sonic pondered what was going on, Ash and Co came by.
"Hey Sonic, wha-" Max suddenly stopped as he glanced at what happened. "Whoa. Did something chaotic just occur?"
"Looks like the hotel's falling apart," Sonic stated, rubbing the back of his head. "Stuff's falling down...people are getting knocked out or burried..."
Just as Max was about to add on, another piece of the ceiling fell, landing right on his head.
"Whoa!! Max!!!" Ash exclaimed, before leaping away from a falling piece of ceiling.
"...I'm... okay..." Max moaned in pain, before another piece fell on him, knocking him out unconscious.
May bent over to help Max up, when her tight shorts split open, showing polka dot panties. "EEK!"
"P-p-p-panties!" Ness and Young Link giggled in excitement as they ran over towards May, but got bowled over by Dr. Eggman, who was being chased by his new latest machine. Of course, Scratch and Grounder were controlling it.
Just as Tiptup and Timber were about to enter into Waluigi's Pub, they got in the way of Robotnik and were bowled over, being flattened like a pancake, which caused more cardboard boxes to fall on top of them.
Waluigi was still watching, and he couldn't help but laugh a bit as he got out some drinks. He looked up, to see Brock at the counter. "Ahh, the squinty eyes one. How can I help you, yes?"
Brock rubbed his elbow. "Well, there's not really much special for me. You got the usual?" He asked out of curiosity.
Waluigi nodded. "I'll see what I have." He then turned around and opened his cabinet, looking for the right wine for Brock.
Pikachu came by with Shadow the Hedgehog and Amy Rose, talking to them in a nice matter as suddenly, the three were attacked by raging bowling pins the size of pigeons. Pikachu growled as he used Thunderbolt to shock the pins, but they didn't work.
"Damn it!" Pikachu cursed as he jumped up into the air and tried using his Iron Tail, but the pins were well enforced as they continued pinning Pikachu down. He tried blocking the pins from damaging him, but no luck as he was easily knocked out.
Quick look at another room below the top floor, with Jessie, James, and Meowth laughing at their genius as they watched the two hedgehogs being attacked by their radio controlled pins.
"Now that Pikachu's out cold..." Meowth chuckled as he snapped his fingers, "Let's snatch him so we can give him to da boss!"
Back upstairs on the top floor...
Sonic rushed towards Shadow and Amy. "Sonic Wind!!!" He used a swirling wind attack to try and blow back the robot pins chasing his friends
Before long, the ceiling pads fell on top of Sonic, Shadow, and Amy. Luckily they managed to stay conscious, but the wounds were obvious.
"So, I was telling him to shut up, and then I... uhh..." Bowser Jr. stopped as he and Larry Koopa watched a flying toaster chase Toad and Toadette, hearing a loud explosion shortly afterwards. Before long, the two Koopalings were grabbed by the walls and tangled.
"What's... happening...!?" Larry exclaimed as he struggled to break free, the wall being too strong for his willpower.
Bowser Jr. growled as he snuck out his Gadd Paintbrush and began smacking the wall with it, forcing it to let him and Larry go. before long, the red carpet began to toss them into the air, before proceeding to swallow them up.
As Waluigi impatiently waited for Brock's response (who apparently was too busy watching the chaos continue), Jessie, James, and Meowth popped up behind several vases, waiting for their perfect moment to snatch Pikachu.
"All right, guys, we'll just go and take Pikachu, easy as that," Jessie stated as she then glanced up and noticed both Ash and May. "Great. The twerps are right there. What do we do, James?"
James rubbed his chin. "Luckily, I have this new special machine that will do the wonders for catching that rodent!" He squealed as he clamped his hands together. "This will be a piece of cake. All I have to do is press the button and-"
Waluigi turned back around, placing the different wines on the table. "Okay, Brock. Now just choose between any of these," Was all he stated as he grabbed an empty glass and started rubbing it with a mini towel.
"Well, I'll have..." Brock began, when he saw Team Rocket across the room. "What the..."
"Gangway!!!!" Knuckles the Echidna suddenly came charging into the room, knocking Team Rocket over like bowling pins.
"Looks like Team Rocket's being bowled over again!" Team Rocket screamed in pain.
"...Why was Knuckles..." Popo zoned out as he then passed on on the floor, snoozing for no reason as killer penguins began chasing Nana and Jigglypuff.
After watching Knuckles charging by, Waluigi turned back to Brock. "So, you were saying?" He asked as he qucikly glanced to his right to see Ash trying to help May get her shorts back to normal, to no avail.
Just as everything seemed calm, Spongebob was running down the hallway, screaming as several man eating bubbles were chasing him. The yellow sponge turned around and started chucking Krabby Patties at the bubbles, but it was hopeless as the bubbles munched the patties down and approached the sponge.
"Darn it! I wish I had Squidward to help!" Spongebob whimpered as he covered himself, crying. Before long, Squidward popped out of nowhere. Spongebob exclaimed in glee as he grabbed Squidward and chucked him towards the bubbles.
"What the hell is happeni- Ahhh!!" Squidward yelled in pain as the man eating bubbles mauled him, causing Ash, May, and Sonic to shudder as Spongebob smiled and left to find Mr. Krabs.
"Eesh....raw calamari," Sonic watched Squidward get mauled.
Ash sweatdropped, looking down to see a disgusted May clenching him. "Yeck... I sure wouldn't want to be in poor Squidward's place..." He muttered as he looked on for no reason.
Just as Spongebob left, Dr. Eggman came back, screaming as he held on tightly to Scratch's neck, catching a glance of Sonic as he shouted at the blue hedgehog.
"Oh look...it's Egghead," Sonic smirked at the mad doctor, chuckling under his breath.
Unfortunately, the ceiling began breaking off again, causing Sonic, Ash, May, and Luigi to panic, while Brock chatted with Waluigi, who seemed to not care about the situation as he had special tiles over his part of the ceiling.
"W-w-w-what's happening...?" Quickly muttered Popo as he woke up, only to be knocked out by a piece of the ceiling that fell right on top of him.
"Hey!!! Somebody stole my Zero-Suit!" Samus came out shouting, dressed in nothing but black bra and panties as she ran out of her room.
A disturbing giggle was then heard as all parts of the ceiling fell on Sonic, Luigi, Ash, May, and Samus, who all covered their heads as the parts fell hard.
"Brace yourselves," Waluigi muttered as he poured Brock some purple wine, placing back the bottle as he continued rubbing his empty glass.
Brock took a sip of wine, when he noticed Samus...and his eyes widened.
"...Brocky? You all right there, squinty eyes..." Waluigi then watched Brock zoom over to Samus, grabbing her in a lovey dovey way.
Sonic, Ash, May, and even Luigi also ran over to Samus, hugging her in all her hotness... and May was without her shorts... her own panties showing.
"That's... disturbing..." Muttered Dr. Hoshi as he headed back to his room with a cup of coffee, having gotten the new newspaper.
Meanwhile, down the hallway... Dawn was looking at fanart of her on the net...regarding the colour of her panties. "They're wrong....I don't wear white...OR pink." She muttered as she shook her head. "My panties are...."
She lifted her skirt up. "Black!"
"...NO!!!" Screamed Piplup as he banged his head on the wall several times, causing more parts of the ceiling to fall on him.
He somehow managed to survive.
"Well, at least my head's good for something," Piplup laughed as a mutated zombie hand then grabbed him, pulling the penguin Pokemon through the wall.
Another mutated sombie hand popped out and pulled Dawn through the wall as well, disturbing screams being heard behind it.
Ash turned his attention away from Samus and saw what was happening to Dawn and Piplup. He gawked as his jaw dropped. "...Yikes..."
Amy fumed with jealousy as she watched Sonic hug Samus. "Hey Sonic!" She called and raised her dress... showing that she was wearing zebra striped panties.
Sonic took one look... and a huge grin appeared on his face, as he pounced and hugged Amy.
Just as things were getting heated, Croagunk appeared out of nowhere and stabbed Brock in the butt, paralyzing him as he then dragged him away.
"Touche," Waluigi commented as he watched Luigi trying to get onto Samus, but failing. He laughed as he rolled his eyes. "Hehehe. Loser."
Just as things were getting peaceful, several Bullet Bills started zooming around the floor for no reason, causing the characters to take notice.
Samus was trying to fend off the guys and girl, blushing madly... when she felt May grope her butt. "EEP! Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
May giggled naughtily. "Heh heh... there's no such thing as logic here in Yoshi Kart," Was all she said as she continued groping Samus.
Unfortunately for Samus, plenty of fanboys and fangirls managed to sneak their way into the hotel, and were approaching fast.
Waluigi looked at his watch as the stampede of fans was getting louder, as well as noticing the Bullet Bills were zooming faster. Taking a shrug, Waluigi began closing up his pub, not wanting to take part of the action.
"WAIT!!" Bowser exclaimed as he and Falco Lombardi managed to squeeze through, just in time as the gate reached the ground, sealing off Waluigi's Pub from the rest of the hotel.
"Damn it!" Cursed Pit as he ran with Fox McCloud, stopping in front of Waluigi's Pub to see Waluigi taking extra precautions whilst Bowser and Falco chuckled to himself, "We're too late! The fangirls will eat us up..." He panicked.
Samus was running for some place to hide while the others stopped and groaned in disappointment.
Sadly, the fanboys caught up, as they tackled Samus and tried asking her out, whilst the more immature fanboys were trying to get their penises into Samus's butt.
The fangirls, however, turned on Ash, May, Sonic, Pit, and Fox, backing the group into the wall as they all lept on the five, wanting their ultimate desires. Amy, Shadow, and Luigi watched in shock.
Samus shrieked loudly and started kicking fanboy butt.Falco and Bowser watched the chaos from the inside as they had a nice glass of wine from Waluigi, who also kept watch of the chaos.
Sonic tried to homing attack his fangirls off as quickly as he could...which for him, wouldn't be a problem.
"CHAOS...CONTROL!" Shadow froze time around Sonic, stopping the fan girls in time.
Pit held back a bit, but he managed to use his shield to hold off the fangirls. He then proceeded to spam his bow, continously attacking the fangirls.
Amy quickly ran in and started whacking fangirls about with her Piko Piko Hammer. Luigi was jumping on fan girls like goombasPit and Fox were helping to protect Ash and May, who didn't have any Pokemon on them.
Then suddenly, a Pokemon Trainer bearing some ressemblence to Ash appeared.
"Go, Charizard!" Cried out the Pokemon Trainer, Red, as Charizard... didn't come out. He sweatdropped nervously. "Errr... okay, go... Squirtle!"
Squirtle popped out of his pokeball and proceeded to use his water gun to douce the fangirls, rendering them useless.
Red turned to Ash and May, smiling. "You are free to be on your merry way, civilians! Your precious bodies are safed!"
Unfortunately, the chaos became so much that the entire ceiling fell on the fans, crushing them and the characters shielding themselves. Waluigi, Bowser, and Falco merely shrugged as they continued having their drinks.
Several minutes later...
"Eesh...what a mess," stated Silver the Hedgehog, who had just come in from the floor directly below.
Sonic poked one of the crushed fans with a stick.
"Mmmm... crushed fans..." Pit muttered, licking his lips.
Fox noticed this, and he inched away from Pit, slightly disturbed.
Silence.
"...What?" Pit asked, scratching the back of his head, "I'm starving, give me a break."
"You're ALWAYS starving," Paratroopa muttered as he and Koopa walked by, not noticing the dead fanboys and fangirls.
Blaze sighed, shaking her head as she headed downstairs, coming back up and passing Pit some hamburgers.
Ignoring Paratroopa, Pit gleefully dulged on the burgers, asking for more. "Moar burgers, please," Was what he responded too.
Just as Koopa and Paratroopa left, the Bullet Bills resumed zooming around, though just slightly above everyone.
Master Hand and Taj quickly popped up, to see what the hell happened. Quickly glancing to the right to see Waluigi's Pub closed up, Master Hand groaned.
"Aw man! Waluigi closed shop..." Master Hand moaned, turning to face the others, "And look at this place! What the hell happened here?"
Luigi shrugged. "A lot of crazy shit."
"Crazy shit? And you didn't invite me!?" Crazy Hand exclaimed, feeling left out.
"Well..." Before Pit continued on for Luigi, he noticed that there were more burgers for him to enjoy, and he pounced on them, devouring them with delight.
Luigi blinked at Pit. "Wow...never knew angels had such appetites."
"Appetites smappetites. Why are pieces of the ceiling on the ground?" Master Hand demanded, pointing at the unconscious characters that were knocked out by the ceiling pieces. "And just what on earth happened to them?"
"The place seems to be falling apart for some reason," Luigi explained as he pointed up at the ceiling, which had no more parts remaining.
Just as Master Hand was about to add on, he noticed the cardboard boxes that covered up Mario earlier.
"What's this?" Master Hand stated as he examined the cardboard boxes, turning to Crazy Hand, "Crazy, these are the boxes that contained the food! Why didn't you alert me earlier?"
Crazy Hand stuttered. "Well..."