Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Crazy, random bullshit makes EVERYTHING better! Besides, if people actually like all the random nonsense filler that plagues this fanfic so much, why stop? I can keep all the organized racing zaniness to themselves, and for all the non-racing chapters that come along that isn't before the race, I can simply add random nonsense that doesn't matter if it's canon or not because it's a damn fucking fanfic! And I'm using swear words all over the goddamn place for no freakin' reason! YAY!
Disclaimer: (sighs) I knew I should have stayed back at my vacation home...
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Just shut it, you bucket of fail. Let the bullshit roll!
Mario: You are about to read the entire chapter... in my-a voice! Waa-hoo!
Master Hand sighed as he looked at several papers that were on his desk, moving them about as he tried to get his mind set on one straight thing.
"No, not there. No, not that one, too gassy. Eck, no, we already covered much of that area." He then thought deeply as he got several strange images in his mind, seeing something flash before his very eyes. "Is... is that a container...?"
He opened up one of the dress cabinets, searching inside as he pulled out... "Purple panties? What are THESE doing in here...?" He paused to hear a scream from down the hall, probably assuming the female who was screaming claimed ownership to the panties.
"Oh... dear," Master Hand commented as he sweatdropped nervously, chuckling as he glanced to see if anyone was looking, and then tossed the purple panties out of the window bhind his chair in his office, hoping that the particular female wouldn't mind. "I did NOT see this happening..."
Mario screamed as several ice cream cones dropped on his head. The plumber was then wrapped in bubble foil by an evil Koopa wizard, followed by a Magnium Bill! Waluigi was too busy smashing the wild kazoos with his sexy whip, using it to then pose in a sexy way. Bowser twitched in horror as he accidentally one of the levers, causing his Koopa Klown kar to go into automatic mode and attack the poor citizens who were planning on watching the next race, falling into a nearby endless pit. Yoshi was trying to dance, but failing as he was pelted by several freezies, freezing him on the spot. Birdo then rushed in order to help Yoshi out, but she found herself frozen as well.
Sheilia and Bronto both noticed this, and they both got into the scene, using their brute strenght to break through the ice. Unfortunately, large Freezies came by and were sliding towards the two dinosaurs. Shelia and Bronto shielded each other as they resisted the giant blocks of ice, of which caused Popo and Nana to come in and join the fray. The Ice Climbers tossed ice everywhere without a care in the world as several of the racers froze in their tracks. Bowser was trying to fix the lever, but he had no hope as the Koopa Klown Kar smashed him into the ground, impaling him on the npose. Quickly recovering, however, the Koopa King roared as he began shaking the earth, chucking several Bo-Bombs at the Koopa Klown Kar. The Koopa Klown Kar shook it off and rammed Bowser straight on, who grabbed the vehicle by the wings and started burning it with his fiery breath. Charizard, who was reading some Pokemon porn with a glass of lemonade on his tail, rushed by, only to slip on the ice and fracture his skull.
Popo and Nana both continued to use their ice moves as they froze the entire area, being frozen themselves by the large amount of giant Freezies that popped up. Zirdo screamed in shock as they got onto the ice, nearly tripping as she approached Birdo. Closing her eyes, Zirdo quickly twirled around and broke Birdo free from the icy prison. Birdo hugged Zirdo as she and Zirdo then both spun together, firing their eggs at the freezies. The freezies bursted into several smaller pieces of ice as the racers were freed. Yoshi moaned as he witnessed Dr. Hoshi ice skating nearby. Yoshi was about to join him, but he accidentally used his tongue on Roy's legs, acccidentally tripping the pyromatic swordsman. Yoshi chuckled nervously as he then had his tongue tripped over from Pikachu, who got so easily upset that he released a powerful thunderbolt that electrocuted everyone. The ice soon broke, causing everyone to fall into the freezing water, only to be electricuted even more. Crazy Hand flipped over the situation with giddy as he hovered over the frozen water and began sapping everywhere, causing even more unneccessary mayhem to happen. Waluigi merely laughed as he continued wiping his empty glass, only to have it fall from his hands. Screaming, Waluigi started chasing after the empty glass, which was bouncing away.
Nearby, Princess Peach and Princess Daisy were having a belching contest with each other, trying to outdo each one. As Peach belched loud enough to shake the entire island, Daisy accidentally farted loudly, causing the entire area to be poisoned. As everyone gagged on Daisy's gas, Kazooie pressed one of the wrong buttons on her vehicle, causing the vehicle to go haywire as more people ran for their lives. Suddenly, giant bowling balls came rolling down nearby, flattenting everyone and everything. Kazooie tried firing her grenade eggs at the balls, but they proved to be resistant as Kazooie was sent blasting off instead. Nearby Team Rocket was trying to nab Ash Ketchum's Pokemon, but Ash suddenly got a Level In Baddass as he started beating the literal crap out of Team Rocket. Dr. Rabbit suddenly popped out of nowhere and began raping Amy, who was struggling to break free. Sonic The Hedgehog ran towards the scene, but he stepped in some spikes, screaming as he jumped about the place, causing several billboards to fall. The cemeramen crew screamed as the entire place went up in smokes.