Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: (trembles with pride) This... this... (takes in a quick breath) Well, I'll try not to say much, but... over ten thousand words... and all for this chapter, which isn't even part of the actual racing... and yet, it's quite significant because it heavily shows the good relaaationship between Mario and Sonic's cast of characters, who are probably the most vital to Yoshi Kart. And why, this in itself is not just a great tribute to my new favorite game, Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games (GO OUT AND BUY IT NOW, SLAVES), but it just so happens to be the three hundredth chapter of Yoshi Kart. And regarding of the unoriginality, insanity, and filler... let me just say... I'm finally happy to reach this point in time. I mean, despite the fact that I will do my best to make this fanfic as enjoyable as much original and actually race content, along with the usual tiny dose of random insanity that everyone apparently loves around here, so alas, here you go. The 300th chapter of Yoshi Kart. And with that, I'm off. Peace, everyone!
Happy 300th Chapter, Yoshi Kart!
It was a crisp cool day in Vancouver, Canada. The Mario and Sonic gangs were spending some free time around Christmas Village, taking a nice break away from the Yoshi Kart Grand Prix as they caught back on with their Olympic madness.
"Show Me Your Moves!" Captain Falcon proclaimed in front of everyone, saluting with his natural pose. "YESZ!"
Mario blinked at Captain Falcon, shocked by the appearance of the good captain. "...where the heck did you come from?" He asked as he took off his red cap and scratched his head in confusion.
Captain Falcon laughed heartily as he placed his hands on his hips. "Oh, silly plumber... I was just following you in the Blue Falcon," Captain Falcon blurted out as he pointed at Ness, Jigglypuff, and Solid Snake, who all emerged from the Blue Falcon (and somehow all managed to fit inside with no problem at all). "And look! I brought the gang with me! Just the four of us!"
"Okay!" Ness greeted as he simply nodded hile smiling like he usually does.
Solid Snake merely chuckled as he hid in his cardboard box, tossing grenades everywhere.
Jigglypuff simply twirled around as she sang, being plugged so that she wouldn't cause anyone to snooze.
"Greeeeat." Wario moaned in disgust as he wiped his booger on his shirt, disgusting Peach and Amy.
"Eeeeeeeeeewwwwww!!! Wario!!!" Peach and Amy groaned in disgust.
Waluigi just laughed at the girls' disgust.
"Wasn't Waluigi just skiing now?" Vector asked as he munched down on something, not realizing he was munching on...
"...THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK!!!" Mario exclaimed, pouncing on Vector as he tried to get back the enclosed instruction book.
"The enclosed instruction book?" Sonic blinked, scratching his head in confusion. "Is Mario having flashbacks from Hotel Mario again?"
Waluigi rolled his eyes. "Peh! Chumps..." He muttered as he grabbed his purple snowboard and started heading westward towards the Radical Highway.
Charmy watched Mario and Vector wrestle, turning to face Espio. "Hey Espio, I'm confused. Why does Vector get to be playable but we don't?"
"Because, Charmy..." Espio sighed as he bent down, patting Charmy on the head, "Well... I'll let you know when you're older."
"Huh?" Charmy mused in confusion.
Captain Falcon shrugged as he went to get a quick drink, leaving behind the other three Smashers.
"GAH!! MARIO, DAMN IT!!!" Vector gasped as he chucked Mario and the enclosed insutrction book on Sonic, dusting himself off, "If you need me, I'm going to race with Waluigi." He grabbed his green snowboard and headed off after Waluigi.
"Whoa!!" Sonic shouted as Mario and the enclosed instruction booklet were heading for him, dodge rolling to the side, and letting Mario and the enclosed instructions hit the snow.
Silver, meanwhile, was using his pyschic power to make a snowman. "Just wait until I take a picture of this thing! The future never had any snow!"
"BURP!!" Daisy belched, shaking the area a bit as she giggled, walking out of the restaurant with Blaze, rubbing her stomach, "Boy, that meal made me full! I'm ready for some action!" She exclaimed, not noticing that she accidentally knocked Silver's snowman over with her belch.
Metal Sonic, who noticed this while chatting with Bowser Jr., pointed at Silver and laughed.
"M-My snowman..." Silver blinked sadly at his ruined snowman.
"Oh dear..." Blazed looked at what was left of the snowman, picking up the top hat, rubbing her full stomach a bit.
Blaze suddenly felt a burp of her own comming on as her full belly rumbled. "Uh oh....I... !!!!!" The area shook in response.
Donkey Kong ran by the group, angrily chasing the Big Bullet Bill, who had DK's bananas in its grasp.
Another loud burp from Blaze shook the area, causing some snow to fall off a tall tree... and right on top of Silver...making him into a "snowhog."
Wario was laughing heartily, falling on his back as he then farted, causing the area to shake again. Needless to say, the snow fell on him.
"Ugh... Wario's grossing me out more than I needed to see," Charmy commented, shuddering.
Sonic laughed, pointing at the snow burried Wario.
"...Gas Contest!" Daisy exclaimed with joy as she belched louder again.
Bowser Jr took the top hat from Blaze, placing it on Silver's head, and sticking a broomstick in his hand. "There we go! A brand new snowman." He chuckled.
"Silver actually looks sexy," Luigi commented. Everyone gave him a strange glance.
Silver blinked nervously at Luigi's comment.
"GIMME BACK MY BANANAS!!" Donkey Kong bellowed as he pushed aside Snake, trying to launch a punch on the Big Bullet Bill.
Dry Bowser, who was wearing a monocle, was chatting with Eggman Nega, when he noticed this. He laughed.
"Ohohohoho, that ape surely jests himself, no?" Dry Bowser stated in a British accent, sipping some tea, "Why would he chase bananas when he can have a nice cup of tea?"
"Indeed," Nega agreed as he sipped some tea earl grey.
Blaze felt her stomach rumble again..when a loud fart escaped her. *PFFFFFFFFT!!* One so big and sudden...her pants fell down, showing bright red panties. "Oops!"
"Ooooh, that's GOOD..." Dr. Eggman commented as he pulled out his pingas and began fapping, much to the disgust of everyone.
Daisy suddenly got jealous, feeling outdone by Blaze's farting. "Oh yeah!? I'll show you! No one messes with Princess Daisy the Gasshole!" She stormed back into the restaurant.
Peach and Amy gave each other worried looks as they watched Sonic vomit at the sight of Dr. Eggman's pingas.
Blaze blinked at Daisy's retreating form, forgetting her pants were down and her panties were on display.
Silver pulled out his cellphone camera and took a picture of Blaze's panties before she knew what was going on, chuckling goofily to himself.
"BLAAAAAAARGH!!!" Sonic vomitted into the snow. "Eggman! Put that thing away, will ya!? There's children present!"
Tails gulped nervously, hiding himself behind his tails, so he wouldn't have to see Eggman's pingas.
Ness and Jigglypuff couldn't help but giggle as they watched Eggman playing with himself.
"Fuck you, Sonic!" Dr. Eggman proclaimed as he stuck out his tongue at the blue hedgehog, "I'm Dr. Rrrrrobotnik! I do what I want!"
Suddenly there was a rustling in the trees...then Knuckles flew out of said tree, down towards Eggman, hammerpunching the pervered scientist over the head.
POW!!!
As Knuckles came landing down safely, he was ran over by Omega, who was being chased by an angry Pianta.
"YOU CHEATER!!!" The blue-colored Pianta exclaimed as he tossed fruit at Omega, unaware that he crushed Knuckles under his feet, "I'll cheat out you!"
"D'OH!!!" Knuckled grunted as he was run over by Omega. "....my back..."
Bowser was in the hockey ring, trying to assemble a team of Koopas while Bowser Jr. watched from outside.
"All right, men," Bowser instructed the Koopas, chuckling as he clenched his fist, "We're going to win, and that's that!"
Just as Mario was hooking a toaster to an electric plug, he witnissed several Chaos surrounding him with toast, pestering the red-capped plumber.
"Hey, uhh, what's-a going on?" Mario asked in confusion as he began getting fed toast by the Chaos, who giggled with glee.
Suddenly, someone tapped Luigi on the shoulder. When Luigi turned around...
...he saw it was King Boo.
"HOOHOOHOOHOOHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!" King Boo made an UBER scary face at Luigi.
"HEEEEEEAAAALP!!!" Luigi screamed as he jumped on Shadow, trembling with fright as his eyes were paled.
"GAH!!!" Shaodw grunted. "Luigi, what the hell!?" Then he saw King Boo. "HOLY SHIT!!!!"
Yoshi scratched his head in confusion, asking himself, "Why is Luigi afraid of ghosts, again?"
Petey Piranha came up behind King Boo, sniffling. "SEGA... didn't let me in the Olympics," He wailed as he blew his nostrils on his leaf, wipping it on Luigi.
Shadow whipped out his shadow rifle. "DIE!!" He shot at King Boo.
King Boo merely turned invisible and the bullets went right through him. "HAW-HAW!"
Petey quickly dodged the bullets, of which the bullets hit...
...Solid Snake right in the knee.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Solid Snake screamed in agony. "WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?!?!?!"
Shadow gulped with wide eyes. "...oh shit."
"...It was Wario," Luigi muttered as he held to his green cap, cowering in fear.
"We're outta here!" Shadow grabbed Luigi. "CHAOS CONTROL!" In the style of Shadow's game, blue chaos energy surrounded him and Luigi and they dissapeared from the area in the blink of an eyes.
Quick view from Radical Highway...
"FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!!!" Vector shouted at Waluigi as they went over the bridge and did their specials in the air, going sky high.
Shadow and Luigi both popped up on the top of the bridge.
"Uhhh..." Luigi stated as he blinked, looking around. "Radical Highway?"
Shadow also looked around, and he sighed. "Looks like it." He pulled out two snowboards, and then both he and Luigi went snowboarding downwards, following Waluigi and Vector.
Back at Vancouver...
"...You all heard it, right?" Espio asked, sighing as he shook his head. "That Vector, what crazy nonsense is he up to?"
Just as King Boo began taunting Solid Snake, Petey Piranha began playing with Ness and Jigglypuff in a snowball fight, doing something better than just standing around.
Mario and Sonic scratched their heads in confusion, wondering where Shadow and Luigi could've escaped to via Chaos Control.
Solid Snake was chasing King Boo, shooting at the huge ghost king like crazy. "Get back here, you white bastard!!"
King Boo, however, was way ahead of Snake, turning invisible every now and then, to avoid the bullets.
Daisy suddenly came bursting out of the restaurant, holding her stomach as she approached Blaze. "All right, cat girl, now you're - BUUUUURP- in for it!" She challenged as she farted loudly, shaking the area.
Dry Bowser and Eggman Nega both paused briefly, looking around to see what caused the earthquake.
"My dear chap! What was loud shaking from?" Dry Bowser asked as he ate a crumpet.
"Sounded like a gas attack..." Nega answered as he rubbed his chin. "Maybe Wario was eating burritos again," he suggested while sipping his tea.
Wario moaned as he tried to get out from under the snow, but failed. Ness, who was running away from Petey to get a long range, fell over Wario, landing on his back.
"So, Tails, I guess Cream sorta managed to get matured," Yoshi conversed with Tails, ignoring the loud fart quake that Daisy just caused again.
Mario took off his red cap, scratching his head as he turned to Sonic. "Ehh, Sonic, shouldn't we do something about Daisy..." he whispered into Sonic's ear, although not as quiet as he hoped as Peach and Amy also heard.
"What are you two planning?" Peach quirked an eyebrow.
"You're not going to do anything drastic, are you?" Amy inquired, gulping in worry.
"No, not this time," Sonic said as he comfirmed, "I know better than to get Blaze involved when ceasing fire to fart attacks..." He shuddered as he remembered the last time.
"Wait...WHAT DID happen last time?" Mario asked curiously, tilting his head.
"You're better off not knowi-" Before Espio could finish, he was knocked over by the Big Bullet Bill, who was still being chased by Donkey Kong.
"My bananas! GIVE THEM BACK!!!" Donkey Kong roared as he pulled out his coconut gun and shot coconuts at the Big Bullet Bill.
Sonic sighed and rubbed his head as he explained. "Well...last time, when Wario was having a "fart storm," I just wanted Blaze to light a fire behind him to get his attention. ...BIG mistake. Wario let one rip, and the whole street caught on fire."
"It was NOT pretty," Silver added, remembering the incident with a grimace, having been one of the unlucky ones to be set on fire that time.
"How come I didn't remember that??" Mario asked as he rubbed his chin.
"Probably," Birdo added as she stepped in, "Because you were snowboarding with Waluigi, Vector, and Daisy, remember?"
Mario paused for a moment, before snapping his fingers. "Oh... yeah."
Before long, the area shook again due to Daisy's massive fart, lasting for thirty seconds.
"A NEW RECORD!!!" Petey commented as he was blasted by a giant snowball from Jigglypuff.
"Ugh! Daisy..." Yoshi commented in disgust as he fainted from the smell, his left leg twitching.
Snake was now chasing King Boo around the fountain in the middle of the village. The large ghost king was cackling away.
Petey Piranha paused to chuck his snowballs as he watched King Boo being chased. He turned to Cream the Rabbit. "Should I stop him, or is he fine?"
"I think he's fine..." Jigglypuff replied as she watched Espio and Charmy get knocked out unconscious by Daisy's fart.
Blaze was running from Daisy's gas attack as she tried to pull her pants up.
Daisy cheered as she dusted her hands together, glancing at Blaze. "Woo! How do you like THAT, Blaze? Bet ya can't top me!" She boasted as she giggled.
"I'm sure... cough... she can't..." Mario gacked as he managed to catch his breath, looking around and asking, "Hey Sonic, you seen Luigi anywhere?"
"Last I saw, they were running from Snake," Sonic told Mario. "Where they went, I have no idea."
At Radical Highway...
"These robots are pissing me off!" Waluigi snapped as he kicked an Egg Pawn out of the way, while Vector slid down on his stomach.
"Just find the computer room!" Vector instructed as he pulled out the enclosed instruction book for Hotel Mario.
In front of the two were Luigi and Shadow, who were also on snowboards.
"Hmph," Shadow smirked as he turned a corner on his snowboard, catching a speed booster and taking off.
Luigi was doing fine, until he crashed into the mechanical bars that had the boosters right below them leading upwards. He moaned in pain as he got up and bounced upwards.
Back in Vancouver...
"So, uhh, you feelin' okay, Daisy?" Mario asked nervously as he, Sonic, and the others sat down in the snow.
Daisy nodded, rubbing her stomach as she smiled. "Yeah! I can manage to hold in my gas for the meanwhile." She stretched her arms, "So, anyone wanna do some skiing?"
Mario got up, getting excited. "Skiing? How about some snowball fights!" He turned to Sonic, grinning with excitement.
Sonic grinned back. "Sounds good to me."
"Nyehahahaha!!!" A boo suddenly flew by...with Blaze's pants.
"Give me back my pants!!!!!!" Blaze angrily chased after the Boo, her red underwear showing off.
The Boo suddenly went into Blaze and forced her to fart, much to her embarrassment. The Boo cackled as he made her fart again, before flying out, heading into the snow and disappearing.
"Poor Blaze," Birdo commented as she shook her head, folding her arms.
"Don't worry." Mario stated as he set up the battlefield for the snowball fight with Sonic, "I'm sure Blaze can handle being a little gassy."
"Of course she can! There's nothing wrong with being gassy!" Daisy exclaimed gleefully as she farted, disgusting Peach and Amy once more.
"Daisy, you like being gassy," Mario pointed out as he sighed, watching a recovered Knuckles return after tending his wounds.
"Ugh..." Knuckles grunted as he stretched. "When Omega runs you over...it hurts."
Blaze was blushing in embarrassment, both from being gassy, and from not having recovered her pants.
"Well, I'm ready for some action," Yoshi stated as he wrapped his arm around Tails. "So, what's the team?"
Mario grinned as he pointed at himself. "Me, Sonic, Daisy, and Blaze versus you, Peach, Amy, and Tails!" He then pointed at Knuckles. "And Knux can be the referee!"
"Works for me," Sonic said.
Peach and Amy nodded.
"Sure...just one moment," Blaze said, before ducking into the boutique, and comming out with a new pair of pants.
"Well, this sounds like a good idea!" Yoshi pointed out, before hearing Daisy fart loudly again, moaning as he slapped his forehead. "Daisy..."
Daisy shrugged, retorting, "What? I'm a genuine gasshole!" She promptly farted afterwards.
"...I think Daisy had TOO much beans in the restaurant," Mario whispered to Sonic.
"And here I thought, Wario was supposed to be the resident gasbag," Sonic whispered back.
Wario was still under the snow, pretty much snoozing his head off as the people stepped all over him.
A few minutes later...
"Attention, everyone! The snowball fight is about to begin!" The Lakitu announced as he focused his camera on Knuckles, "Here we have the announcer, Knuckles the Echidna!"
Knuckles stepped out in his referee outfit. "Alright...we've got two rounds here...each one two-minutes. The object of the snowball fight is to score the most points. Either by snowballing your opponents, or by whatever targets appear on the opponent's side. The large snowmen on each side are worth extra points, as are the bullet bills, depending on what side they hit."
Mario grinned at Sonic, Daisy, and Blaze, who all smiled back, while Yoshi gave the thumbs up sign to Peach, Amy, and Tails.
"Ready?" Knuckles raised the flag. "GO!" He signalled for the match to begin.
Mario quickly chucked as many balls as he could, managing to get out Yoshi as he picked up more balls, getting hit two times by Peach. He then hid behind a block, chucking two balls from there while dodging the incoming snowballs.
Daisy kept jumping back and forth as she very easily avoided the snowballs, grabbing the item box and getting fifteen snowballs. She ran next to Blaze, chucking the snowballs one at a time at Peach.
Sonic was chucking snowballs with speed and precision, ducking snowballs from Peach, and narowly dodged one from Amy. He hid behind a block, and started throwing some at the snowman on Yoshi's side, trying to get some extra points.
Amy squeaked as a few snowballs from Sonic hit her, before retalliating with some of her own. She caught an item box with a mega mushroom, increasing her size and snowballs...which made her a force to be reckoned with.
Yoshi grinned as he ran behind Amy, aiming at Blaze and Daisy. He quickly ran out of snowballs, but quickly picked some up, aiming at Blaze, squarely knocking her out. Unfortunately, he found himself knocked out as Daisy managed a quick win.
Mario was trying to get the item box, but Peach kept taking them. He attempted at tossing a snowball at her, but easily got knocked out by Amy's giant snowball. Daisy quickly tossed three of her right snowballs at Tails, two of them hitting as she ran behind Sonic, chucking one more at Tails, who dodged it. Daisy then grabbed the item box and chucked electricity at Tails, knocking him out.
"It's out... and it's good!" The Lakitu bluttered out as he watched Daisy getting knocked out by Peach, who also managed to knock out Sonic.
In the background, Petey Piranha can be seen cheering with Ness and Jigglypuff, munching down on some hot, buttery popcorn, while Snake continued chasing King Boo in the background.
"Come on, Team Tails! Knock that hedgehog out!" A random Chao shouted to Tails' team.
Blaze was back on her feet and tyring to take Peach down, getting an item box, and striking the princess down with electricity.
"Fifteen seconds left!" The time ticker announced as it began moving on its own.
The score was 56 Team Mario, 52 Team Tails, the score constantly getting updated by the second. Mario got back up to his feet just as Sonic got knocked out, which Daisy down to her last health. Mario aimed at Yoshi, and knocked him squarely in the nose. He grinned as he got hit in the face by Tails, shaking his head and running behind Blaze.
Daisy managed to score out Amy and Peach aiming at the snowman and chucking her snowball, before being knocked down to one health by Tails.
Blaze threw a few more snowballs...sucessfully helping Daisy knocking down Team Tails' snowman.
"Annnnd... STOP!!" The timer screamed, turning to Knuckles and demanding, "Okay, echidna boy, announce ze score!" It then promptly exploded, leaving behind its mechanical parts.
"Winner is...Team Mario!" Knuckles announced.
Mario, Sonic, Daisy, and Blaze all high fived each other while Tails, Yoshi, Peach, and Amy comforted each other, the audience cheering.
"We did it, gang!" Mario proclaimed, clenching his fist as he smiled, "We pulled it off pretty well!"
Daisy cheered loudly, jumping up and down. "Yee-haw! I'd gladly have another snowball fight!" She then grinned as she got an evil thought in her mind. "But we would have gotten more if I had just-" She then purposely farted loudly, causing the audience to burst into laughter.
"Daisy, do you always feel the need to fart?" Yoshi shouted from across his side as he turned to his teammates, congralutating them. "Well, we didn't win, but we had fun! And we were close!"
"Pretty close if you ask me!" Peach added as she rubbed the back of her head, sighing, "To think, Mario would have gladly gone crazy on little ol' me!"
Dr. Eggman suddenly snuck behind Knuckles and gave the echidna a wedgie, laughing as he then ran off towards the ski slopes.
"AAAAAAAAAACK!!!!" Knuckled scrreched as he was wedgied.
Sonic and Tails watched and both winced as they saw Knuckles getting wedgied.
Petey Piranha heard a scream, turning around, to see Solid Snake wrapped like like a pretzel by King Boo. "Sheesh, King Boo, what did you do with him?"
Just as King Boo was about to reply, Amy accidentally farted on the spot, causing both teams to glance at her.
"....oops," Amy blushed as she placed her hands on her stomach, farting again.
"That's NO Good," Daisy commented as she got jealous, prompting herself to fart again.
"...Well, looks like Wario needs to give Daisy his crown of gassiest," Mario laughed as Peach then farted.
"Damn, are the girls just gassy today or is it just me?" Bowser Jr. whispered to Silver, who was still covered in snow.
"...somebody should check out what that restaurant's putting in their food," Silver said, "especially if it's making everyone fart."
Quick check at the restaurant...
"It's not the food itself! All we have is beans stored in them, because we wanted to test it out!" A Koopa chef explained.
"The hell kind of beans are these???" Silver asked, as he looked at a can of the damn things.
The can read "Father Flatulent's Baked Beans."
"...nevermind," Silver sweatdropped.
"But who were the ones who had it?" Mario asked, rubbing the back of his head.
The Koopa chef shrugged. "Oh, some girls. And a fat dude in yellow."
"...Figures," Bowser Jr. stated, cringing as Peach, Daisy, Amy, and Blaze all farted in unison.
Followed by one LOUD fart from Wario, that blew all the snow off of him.
Silver gawked, his eyetwitching at how loud and powerful Wario's fart was.
"Okay, so, umm..." Yoshi commented as he hid behind Silver, suggesting, "How about the girls have a little fart contest, and the rest of us go and... um..."
Before Yoshi could finish, a slew of Egg bots arrived at the scene, causing a ruckus.
"WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Jet the Hawk suddenly came snowboarding in with a lit lighter.
Sonic took one look at the lighter and freaked out. "JET!! Turn that thing off before-"
But it was too late.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!" Tails cried out in horror as he hugged Yoshi tightly.
The entire area was completely destroyed, the snow melting off as a result, leaving a very brown, muddy area as the Egg bots were blasted away.
"..." Daisy squeaked a cute little poot, giggling as she, the girls, and Wario recieved an angry glare from EVERYONE.
And of course, Jet got glared at, too.
Jet gulped... and tried to sneak off. "Yipes. Looks like I'm in trouble..." He muttered to himself.
"Jet, you idiot, were you not aware of the gas level?" Mario snapped as he slapped himself, being completely covered in ash as Sonic nodded in agreement.
"EEP!" Jet tried to run for it.
Sonic, however, pounced on Jet, tackling him to the ground.
"Yeah! Beat him up, Sonic!" Ness and Jigglypuff egged on while Petey Piranha and King Boo searched for some ice cream.
Jet screamed in agony as Sonic pummelled the damn hawk.
Captain Falcon came back with the handicapped Solid Snake, looking around to see the mess that occured.
"Did I miss something?" He asked as he heard Daisy fart loudly.
"Err... how long until they run out of gas?" Silver asked as he rubbed the back of his head, sweatdropping.
"I-PFFFT-don't think-POOT-we'll be out-PFFFT-until midnight," Peach gulped as she trembled at the thought, her lips trembling as she farted loudly again, revealing her pink panties."
Mario's eyes widened at the sight of Peach's panties.
"Ooooh, that's good," Mario muttered as he coughed a bit.
"Mario..." Everyone muttered, shaking their heads as they smirked.
The eggpawns all had snowballs in their hands, indicating they wanted a snowball match as well.
"Another snowball fight?" Yoshi exclaimed as he grinned, "All right! Sign me up!"
"But wouldn't we need more people to help us?" Bowser Jr. asked as Amy accidentally farted again.
"I'm in too," Sonic added in.
"I'll join in this time," Silver ran over.
"Please! This will be a piece of cake for the great Dr. Eggman!" Dr. Eggman exclaimed as he laughed triumphally.
Dry Bowser and Eggman Nega were still watching from the restaurant, watching the bullshit ensue from the comfort of their seats.
"I say, dear chum, these losers cannot think they can't squirm out of this one," Dry Bowser laughed as he sipped moar of his tea.
"Let's see how my counterpart flattens them," Nega smirked as he sipped his tea. 'Provided he doesn't go batshit crazy again,' he thought.
"HEY! I HEARD THAT!!" Dr. Eggman angrily bellowed, causing Blaze to fart.
"...I think the beans caught on to the girls too quick," Mario stated to Sonic, shaking his head.
"Hoo boy..." Sonic sighed, before turning to the others. "Does anyone have any antacid with them?"
"Sadly no," Jigglypuff commented as she pointed at the last of the antacid, which melted in the mud.
"Come on, you pitiful competitors," Stated the alpha Egg bot, pointing at Mario and Sonic, "Give us your best shot."
Mario and Sonic both started preparing their snowballs.
"GENTLEMEN, since Knuckles is part of the team, I will take over the announcing," Stated the Lakitu as he cleared his throat, "However, I managed to bring back Master Hand and Crazy Hand with me!"
And just as he finished, the snow magically returned to Vancouver.
"See? I told you our magic comes in handy," Master Hand stated to Crazy Hand as they appeared in the booth, "But what the hell are we doing here, anyway? This isn't Yoshi Kart, OR Super Smash Brothers!"
"It looks like another Mario and Sonic Olympic Games," Crazy Hand observed...then noticed the snow. "Make that...Olympic WINTER Games."
"Come on! We need-a some announcing!" Mario shouted as he and Sonic got in position.
Dr. Eggman chuckled as he rubbed his hands together, while Yoshi, Tails, and Knuckles nodded at each other, the girls holding each other's hands as they farted loudly in unison (much to their embarrassment save Daisy), prompting Wario to fart shortly afterwards as Bowser Jr., Donkey Kong (who got back his bananas), Silver, and Metal Sonic got into position.
"That's a pretty huge army of Egg bots," Master Hand commented as he cleared his throat, "Anyway, is this a snowball fight?"
"Yep," The Lakitu simply stated as he began recording.
"Alright then," Crazy Hand stated as he picked up a flag while as he and Master Hand prepared to announce the rules.
"Well... I guess toss snow at each other," Was all Master Hand could offer before shouting, "Ready... GO!!!"
Mario quickly picked up as many snowballs as he could as he tossed them at the Egg bots. He was hit by two snowballs, but he shook it off as he hid behind Wario, gathering up more snowballs as Wario moved away, prompting Mario to move behind a block. Mario began targetting two Egg bots, who were knocked out with ease. Sonic was throwing snowballs like crazy with fierce speed as he tossed some at three Eggbots.
Donkey Kong ran forward, ignoring that he got two healths knocked out. He shook if off and grabbed the item box, getting electricity. He was knocked out on the snow, but he quickly recovered, charging up as he tossed the electricity at the egg bots, wiping out seven of them. He cheered as he tossed another bolt of electricity, getting rid of five of them.
Yoshi quickly swallowed up several snowballs as he turned them into eggs, churning them out faster as he tossed them at an Egg bot at a time, quickly running to the item bix, but tripping. He was buried under a sheet of snow.
Tails hit a Mega Mushroom item box, growing to a giant and tossed giant snowballs at a few Eggpanws, and some at the snowman behind them
Daisy managed to snag an Item Box, but before she could use the item, she farted loudly, causing Metal Sonic to get knocked out, who was behind her. Shrugging, Daisy quickly tossed her fifteen snowballs at the egg bots, quickly whipping them out.
"This is fun!" Daisy exclaimed as she giggled, grabbing more snowballs and chucking them at a tower of egg bots, who were standing on each other to use as a wall.
Captain Falcon urged Mario and Sonic's team to show their moves as the audience cheered them on, the egg bots getting knocked out faster and faster.
"Damn, we need recuitments, and fast," A particular egg bot muttered as he was knocked out by Dr. Eggman's pingas, much to everyone's surprise.
"See!? My pingas DOES have a use, after all!" Dr. Eggman laughed as he avoided the snowballs and attacked the egg bots with his pingas, knocking them out faster, much to the delight of the audience.
"...Is that even legal?" Master Hand whispered to Crazy Hand, noting Dr. Eggman and his use of his pingas.
Daisy, noticing that Dr. Eggman wasn't going by the normal rules, decided to use this opportunity as she aimed her butt at the egg bots, farting as powerfullu loud as she could as her gas blasts were enough to clear a whole line of egg bots.
Sadly enough, that merely wasn't enough, as more egg bots were summoned to keep the egg bot team at bay.
Groaning as he got back up, Metal Sonic got back up, just in time to see the reinforcements comming. "Damn!!!! Oh hell..."
"So far, we knocked out two hundred and seventy eight," Donkey Kong stated to Silver, being knocked out by a snowball.
"Let's give 'em hell!" Bowser Jr. insisted as he somehow grabbed a Bowser Shell and chucked it at the egg bots. Unfortunately, one of them knocked the Bowser Shell back, knocking out Bowser Jr. and Metal Sonic.
Dr. Eggman continued using his pingas to strike out the egg bots, but he was promptly grabbed by an Egg bot, dragged in and beaten up, kicked back onto his side as he was buried under snow. Silver was using his psychic power to hurl multiple snowballs at once.
Knuckles was throwing snowballs at the approaching eggbots, knocking them down as they came at him. "Who's sending all of these guys?"
"I don't know," Peach replied as she sneezed, farting accidentally as she was knocked into the snow by a hard snowball, "But they're getting annoying!"
Someone up in the skies, a large rainbow-colored Egg Bot is laughing his head off as he creates more minions. "Let's see these twerps take out one thousand and one!"
A group of five egg bots gathered around, and they all made a quick snow fort, hiding behind it and churning out a rapid gun, firing rapid snow balls at Mario and Sonic's side.
Mario huffed as he rubbed some water from his mouth, hiding behind a block as he turned to Sonic. "These guys are tough, but we're doing quite well!"
"Yeah, but I wonder how many more there are," Sonic said, as he spotted an item block, touching it and getting a lightning power up, using it on the five eggbots.
Another line of egg bots who were conga lining quickly aimed at Mario and Sonic, blasting away the blocks that guarded the two mascots as they all got out of line and fired their snow ammo at the pair, knocking them out cold.
Master Hand and Crazy Hand watched in disbelief as the egg bots were starting to get a grip on the snowball fight.
Mario moaned in pain as Donkey Kong and Knuckles worked as fast as they could to get him and Sonic out, whilst Yoshi grabbed Daisy and aimed her butt at the egg bots, making Daisy blast farts at the robotic enemies.
"We got three hundred and sixty four of them!" Bowser Jr. exclaimed as he used his Gadd Paintbrush to draw himself and Metal Sonic a barrier from the incoming snowballs.
The egg bots continued summoning more reinforces at their comrades got knocked out by a combination of snow and the farts from the girls. Wario contributed with his shoulder bashing, adding more to the damage.
Meanwhile, back up with the rainbow-colored eggpawn, said eggpawn felt a tap on his shoulder.
"Yes brother, what is it? I'm having my fun here, leave me alone." The rainbow eggpawn asked.
He turned around, to see no one there.
"Ehhh... brother?" The rainbow egg pawn asked as he scratched his head in confusion.
"Ahem." A voice said off to the side.
"Yes?"
To the Rainbow Eggpawn's side, Rouge the Bat could be seen, arms folded. "Excuse me..."
"...Oh no..." The Rainbow Eggpawn gulped as he trembled in fright.
Rouge swiftly gave the Rainbow Eggpawn a kick, knocking him out of the ship, and down to the battle below.
The rainbow Egg pawn moaned as he got up, to see his fellow pawns being snowed out. There were only one hundred and fifty pawns left, and he screamed as he exploded in contact from electricity.
"...Touch down!" Donkey Kong clamored as he pounded his fist, slamming the ground, which caused teammates on both sides to fall on the ground.
Sonic was throwing snowballs like crazy with speed, all at the remaining eggpawns. Silver added to it, using his psychic abilities to launch multiple snowballs. Mario joined in, tossing his red hot fire balls instead to heat up the eggpawns, letting the others finish off with the snowballs. Yoshi was quick to use his flutter kick in the snow, allowing more snow to be chucked at. The egg pawns, regardless of their lowering numbers, continued fighting back, covering some of the teammates in the snow.
Daisy watched as Peach and Amy got snowed in, growling as she gathered a large pile of snowballs on the ground and aiming her butt at it, farting as loud as he could, causing the snow to hit fifteen eggpawns, with one of the snowballs ricocheting and hitting the snow man. She grinned, though was unaware that she accidentally knocked out Knuckles with her gas as well.
The audience only kept clamoring for more madness as the score was quickly tieing up, and within a matter of three mere minutes, only ten egg pawns remained.
"Well, that sure was fun," Mario stated to Sonic, smiling as he gave the blue hedgehog a thumbs up sign. "Let's try and bury these clowns alive."
Sonic nodded and returned the thumbs up. "Let's do it."
The egg pawns all got into fighting stances, shouting in unison, "PREPARE YOURSELVES!!!" As they all rapidly fired snowballs at Mario and Sonic's team.
Yoshi quickly shielded Mario and Sonic, allowing the snowballs to hit him as the two prepared the snowballs. Meta Sonic fired missiles at the eggpawn, but they were mirrored by the snowballs, causing him to be hit instead and knocked into the snow, covered completely.
Daisy groaned as she quickly got close to Blaze, getting an idea. "Blaze, this may be risky, but..." She whispered into Blaze's ear, making it very clear on what to do.
Mario and Sonic both managed to hold off their own against the snowballs, though they were shocked upon hearing Daisy's whispering. The other teammates were completely covered in snow, due to the rapid firing.
"Did Daisy tell Blaze... to combine their farts and let Blaze lit it up!?" Mario exclaimed in shock.
Sonic's eyes widened and he turned pale. "Oh dear..."
Daisy grinned, wrapping her arm around Blaze. "All right, Blaze, let's do it!"
The six remaining egg pawns all looked at each other in confusion, wondering what was going on.
Blaze took a deep breath and bent over.
Daisy chuckled with glee as she also bent over, struggling as hard as she could as both she and Blaze at the same time unleashed their biggest fart yet...
...which SOMEHOW was enough to cause all of Canada and part of the United States to shake as if an earthquake of gigantic proportions occur, causing Global Warming to get a lot warmer... and smellier.
"I think... I'm going to be sick..." Mario gagged as he quickly got out gas masks and placed one on himself, handing the other to Sonic as he realized what was going to happen next.
Sonic put the gas mask on quickly, knowing what was going to happen next.
Blaze turned around and let a fire on her finger...bringing it close to the gas cloud.
"I don't think that's a good idea," ness commented at the last minute, being slapped by Jigglypuff.
The audience gasped in shock as Master Hand and Crazy Hand both screamed in horror, holding onto each other.
A minute later, a HUGE fiery explosion occured, causing everyone and everything in the area to be burnt, all of the snow and ice completely burnt away.
Daisy coughed a bit, cheering as she jumped up and down in joy, hugging Blaze and even kissing her on the cheek. "Oh! Blazey, you did it, you did it! We farted out the egg bots, thank you so much!"
Blaze giggled and hugged Daisy back
"...Yeah... you... really... gassed out... the battlefield..." Mario gasped as the gas mask broke, causing him to fall on the ground, gasping for fresh air.
Master Hand and Crazy Hand, shockingly enough, both summoned a shield around them, and looked around, to see the result of Daisy and Blaze's gas attack. A lone egg pawn stood in the battlefield, stunned.
"Well THAT was a big blow out," Master Hand punned, chuckling a bit before he sighed, shaking himself. "Well, that pretty much tops the snowball fight, 'eh Crazy Hand?"
"Pretty much," Crazy Hand agreed, "I'd say Mario and Sonic's team are the winners."
Master Hand and Crazy Hand both turned around to see Sonic patting Mario on the back, while the two girls continued celebrating.
"What the hell happened here?" Waluigi asked as he, Vector, Luigi, and Shadow all returned from intense snowboarding on Radical Highway, shockingly unaffected by the farts that poisoned the air.
"Geeze, you guys really wreaked the place," Vector commented as he scratched his head, looking all over the area, which was completely burnt off... except for the restaurant that Dry Bowser and Eggman Nega were sitting at. "What did you do, start a war?"
Daisy giggled, placing her hands behind her butt. "Hehehe, something like that." She continued giggling as she released a cute little poot.
Shadow sweatdropped. "They're still gassy?" He asked.
Vector and Waluigi shrugged as Blaze farted loudly.
Later that night...around midnight...
"...And that's how my team won at hockey!" Bowser explained, everyone sitting in the restaurant.
"Sounds like a pretty crappy team," Waluigi pointed out as he sipped some hot chocolate.
Thanks to Master Hand and Crazy Hand, the snow all managed to return to Vancouver, thankfully. And yes, the air was cleaned.
"It's a shame you missed our epic snow fight, guys," Mario told Luigi and Shadow as he sipped some Pepsi, "It was quite something, 'eh Sonic?"
"It sure was," Sonic commented, gulping down some pepsi, "I wonder where that Rainbow Eggpwn came from... Did Eggman build it?"
Dr. Eggman was too busy booging it down with the other characters as he showed off his dancing skills.
"...Whatever it was, it sure was something!" Yoshi stated as he rubbed his forehead, exhausted, "That battle was crazy."
Donkey Kong nodded in agreement as he munched down on all his bananas, looking around and asking, "Hey, where are the girls at?"
"I think that after their gassiness FINALLY ended, they went to the skating rink," Shadow said.
"DId they wear those sexy female figure skater outfits?" Waluigi grinned.
"Well, I'm not too sure, but I think they did," Sonic confirmed to be sure.
Just as they commented, the girls all appeared in front of the boys, feeling better.
"So, did it wear off?" Luigi asked as he took off his green cap and rubbed his head.
"Yup," Blaze nodded, smiling out of relief.
The males sighed of relief.
"Well what do you know, they ARE wearing the sexy figure skating outfits," Waluigi chuckled as he massaged his moustache.
Peach let out a sigh of relief. "Yeah. that gas sure was making me feel queasy." Just as she finished that, she farted, causing her to blush slightly. "Oh! Excuse me!"
"Excuuuuuuse you, princess." Mario corrected as everyone bursted into laughter.
"So, some night in Vancouver, huh?" Vector pointed out as all of the competeors on both Team Mario and Team Sonic surrounded the table that Mario and Sonic were sitting at.
Mario nodded, stretching his arms. "Yeah! Sure it seemed like mayhem, but we managed to pull through, and have fun."
"Soooo... I wonder what's up for tommorow," Sonic wondered, "I heard some Dream Events were being prepared."
"Yeah, but which ones make me curious," Yoshi commented, before Master Hand appeared in front of them.
"Well, gang, it looks like our little vacation is up. It's time to head back to the racecourse," Master Hand laughed jolly as he witnessed Captain Falcon taking off in the Blue Falcon. "Come another race, you can all have this nice little break again."
"Good to know," Dr. Eggman commented as he rubbed his chin, grinning, "I haven't had this much fun with a break since... since I first met Sonic!"
"And I managed to improve my hockey skills, as well as win a trophy for the Koopa Klan!" Bowser heartily laughed as he held up a gold trophy, showing it off to everyone.
"I know, I managed to win this in the half pipe snowboard event." Sonic grinned as he showed off a gold medal.
Mario stretched his arms, letting out a yawn as he spotted the Smash Bus nearby. "Well, I guess it won't hurt if we went back." He turned to face everyone and nodded. "Let's go back, guys. We can always come back to Vancouver next time trip."
"And hopefully we'll bring more people," Peach mentioned as she huddled next to Mario, giggling.
And thus, everyone headed into the Smash Bus, and left behind the Festival Mode bosses and Petey Piranha behind, who all waved goodbye. Well... Rouge went with them, but on the other side of the hand...
"WAIT!! YOU LEFT US!!!" Ness and Jigglypuff cried as they chased after the Smash Bus while pulling Solid Snake behind them, who was STILL trying to get back at King Boo, who laughed at them.
Watching the Smash Bus leave, Dry Bowser turned to face Eggman Nega one more time. "So, Nega, my dear chum, you want more sugar with that crumpet?" He asked, adjusting his monocle.
"Oh, yes please," Replied Nega, chuckling as he had himself some crumpets.
Mario turned around to look out his window, to see Vancouver one last time. He sighed as he turned to Sonic, smiling as he wrapped his arm around the blue hedgehog. "So, what are we going to do tonight, Sonic?"
Sonic grinned mischeviously. "The same thing we do every night, Mario; Yoshi Kart...and then, try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
Insert the Pinky and the Brain theme here.
Daisy suddenly farted again, making everyone (except Wario) disgusted.
"Sorry guys - I snuck a chocolate taco on board!" Daisy laughed as she pooted again.
"Well, there goes THAT plan," Yoshi groaned as Donkey Kong ripped a paper to shreds, the theme to Pinky and the Brain playing out one more time as the bus drove to the southern direction.