Yoshi ran into the room, being very excited for the moment. "Guys, guys! Yoshizilla updated Yoshi Kart!"
Silence. Everyone in the room glanced at Yoshi, and all sighed in unison as they turned around.
Yoshi's happy smile turned into a disgruntled frown, tilting his head to the right. "Wa... you don't believe me?"
Dr. Hoshi took in a deep breath as he approached Yoshi, placing his right hand on Yoshi's right shoulder. "Yoshi, mah boi, I hate to be that guy, but... you were trolled. Hard."
"Huh?" Yoshi gasped as he placed his hands on his face. "No... no, this can't be! Yoshizilla said he'd update! He promised!"
Dr. Hoshi shook his head. "Yoshi, the author actually is close to having a life now. And on that note, he has other, much better stories to work on." He shrugged as he took a few steps away, stating, "As fun as he had writing this, it's time to move on. Even though unfinished, this story has run its course. It's not 2005 anymore."
"Or 2006," Waluigi chimed in.
"Or 2007," Sonic added while eating a chilli dog.
Dr. Hoshi raised his hands to stop anymore shouts. "Okay, okay. I know it's been nearly six years, but do you have to admit it?" Sighing, he turned back to Yoshi, telling him, "Maybe come June, he'll fix up whatever copy pasted crap is on here and replace it with actual good, quality original content. But, and that's a big but, if he comes back."
"May has a big butt," Ash stated, before May sat on his lap. Ash's eyes widened as he felt his penis get incredibly hard as May farted loudly on him, giggling naughtily. Jessie, James, Meowth, Brock, Dawn, Misty, Max, and Pikachu all sighed.
"Such a kid," Iris muttered as she pointed at Ash and laughed with Axew.
Cilan rubbed the back of his head. "Iris... I don't think we're suppose to be here. Wrong time period, remember?"
"And why do you have my voice?" Shadow asked as he approached Cilan, "I know Jason Griffith is a good voice actor, but really? He's voicing you?"
Dr. Hoshi turned back to Yoshi. "See what I mean? So much new content that the author was expose to, he doesn't know what to do."
Yoshi sniffled as he rubbed his nose. "So... we wait for yet another long time?"
Dr. Hoshi sighed as he wrapped his right arm around Yoshi, trying to somber him, "Well, Yosh... we could always get an original adventure fanfic. You never know."
Meanwhile, in the author's room...
"...All right. This time, I'll write. May, I will not disappoint you like April. I will actually write and not get distracted - Hey, Pokemon Black! And it's time for /vp/! Ha ha!"