Yoshi yawned loudly as he stretched his arms, looking around to see that he was inside his kart, the Turbo Yoshi. Dr. Hoshi came by, holding a cup of coffee as usual, with the two outside the hotel as several different colored Yoshis rode by in Yoshi themed vehicles racing each other and chucking all sorts of items into the air. Because it's just Yoshi Kart, damn it.
"So I see you're finally up. Yoshizilla updated this story again," Dr. Hoshi commented as he drank his coffee. "We got lucky. Not only did he remove a bunch of crap that shouldn't even be called chapters, he's actually bothering to fix up several of the chapters on top of giving us new content."
Yoshi clapped his hands together with joy. "Oh, splendid! I knew this day would come! Finally, Yoshi Kart is back on top!" He attempted to hug Dr. Hoshi, but he fell out of his Turbo Yoshi, landing on his face. "Ouch..."
"You deserve that," Dry Bowser commented, popping up behind Dr. Hoshi, who was shocked by the reptilian skeleton's sudden presence.
Dr. Hoshi gawked as he dropped his cup of coffee, posing awkwardly as he got surprised. "Augh! Where the hell did you come from?"
Dry Bowser laughed as he folded his skeletal arms. "You just said it, doc."
Dr. Hoshi took a moment to think, then he sighed as he placed his right hand on his face, shaking his head. "Oh of course. How stupid of me to forget."
Yoshi got back up, wrapping his arms around the back of his green head. "Wait, Dry Bowser, why are you here? This is suppose to take place in 2005."
Dry Bowser rolled his eyes while brushing back his red hair, the skeletal reptile being unfazed by the comment. "Please. This story was never meant to be taken place in a specific, and even then, it was already torn apart by the continuous updates."
Dr. Hoshi rubbed his chin as he pondered. "Hmm, with all this fourth wall breaking, do you think we'll get sucked into a black abyss?"
Dry Bowser laughed as he shook his head. "Ha! I just chatted with Arceus. He has everything covered, don't you worry."
"You said it," Arceus interrupted as he appeared in the white puffy clouds high above, his huge head looking down on the characters as she then faded away to do some more of her godly business, what with it being the Pokemon God and all.
Yoshi sighed of relief as he rubbed his forehead. "Thank Goodness." he placed his hands on his hips. "So, why are you here again?"
Dry Bowser pointed at Yoshi. "Because I'm joining the race, green face. I'm here to replace several boring OCs who were never used."
Silver The Hedgehog stumbled onto the scene, rubbing his left arm nervously as he looked up at the three reptiles, his right hand brushing back his silver quills. "I sort of feel uncomfortable that I was in this fanfic as an original character before becoming an actual official character."
"Or maybe, the OC Silver The Hedgehog was actually based on you!" Yoshi exclaimed, putting his right index finger on his chin. "I think."
Silence. Everyone looked at each other awkwardly as Dr. Hoshi coughed.
"Well, I'm going to go get myself another cup of coffee, thanks to Dry Bowser here." Dr. Hoshi grumbled as he headed back into the McDonald's hotel.
Yoshi folded his arms as he tilted his head to the right. "You know, I never noticed how bizarre it was to have this huge hotel be set inside a McDonald's."
Silver nodded in agreement. "yeah. This whole story just feels so weird, yet so enticing..."
Dry Bowser laughed as he patted both Yoshi and Silver on the shoulders. "Now now, boys. We can discuss the weirdness of this story inside over some burgers and fries." He scoffed as he rolled his eyes. "Not like I eat anything to begin with. Feh."
Yoshi and Silver shrugged as they went back inside with Dry Bowser in tow. Surely the story would actually involve racing and have unique parts instead of the same ancient garbage repeated, right? Oh ho...
...Right...?