Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi were both in the Turbo Yoshi, outside of the hotel, ready to take off to... somewhere. The reality of it was that they had absolutely no idea where they were going.

"So, uh, is the author actually fixing up the previous chapters as we speak?" Yoshi asked, blinking his eyes several times.

Dr. Hoshi sighed as he folded his arms. "Yes he is, Yoshi. It's pretty obvious, considering this chapter is so damn short and boring."

Yoshi turned around, tilting his head to the right. "Short? What makes you say that, doc?"

Dr. Hoshi held up several pieces of paper, all clipped together. "I was looking at the script, and all the following new chapters, including this one, are friggin' short! Look!" he placed the script directly into Yoshi's face, rubbing it.

Sonic zipped by, rubbing the back of his head. "Yeesh. The author can't make up his mind, can he?"

Dr. Hoshi sighed, turning to Sonic. "No, he can't. While I appreciate that he's actually fixing this story so that it won't look like an embarrassment, it's best to just leave this be for dead, or better yet, delete it." He sighed as he shook his head. "But since this story made a huge impact on him for better or worse..."

Yoshi pushed the script out of his face. "hey, I'm curious. How come we're breaking the fourth wall so much?"

Dry Bowser popepd up, rolling his right skeletal hand. "Well, that's simple Yoshi. The reason being that we're so self aware is so that the author can use it as an excuse to add some meta humor to the story, allowing it to poke fun at itself so it can stand toe to toe with actual good fanfics."

"Like the one with me and Pizza Hut, which is his most popular story now," Silver proudly interrupted as he placed his hands on his hips.

Waluigi pushed Silver to the side. "Pfft! My Taco Stand story is catching up to your pathetic Pizza Hut! Don't be so brash!"

Silver placed his face right onto Waluigi. "Oh, so you wanna fight about it, huh?"

Silver and Waluigi both growled at each other as Aria meloetta popped right in between them, shocking them and the others.

"Silly boys! My icing fetish is by far the most popular thing Yoshizilla Rhedosaurus has written!" Meloetta insisted as she giggled, holding her paddle shaped hands together. "It's quite obvious that I'm the one he is most smitten!"

"Most... smitten?" Yoshi asked, rubbing the back of his head, confused. "You mean, he has a fetish for you?"

Meloetta narrowed her eyes at Yoshi, palcing her hands on her hips. "Well duh. Why do you think I have so many fetishes placed on me?"

"Because you were going to be flavor of the month." Arceus interrupted as he shook his head. "The author wants to be hip and relevant, so he's stickinfg the newest things to use in his stories."

"Why?" Meloetta asked, tilting her head to the right.

"...Because he's an idiot." Dry Bowser commented, folding his skeletal arms. "Seriously, he's trying to make this pile of shit relevant, and it's almost seven years old."

"That's a scary thought." Yoshi muttered as he shuddered, "Seven years of Yoshi Kart... amazing yet horrifying."

Dr. Hoshi rolled his eyes. "You want horrifying? Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire are going to be ten this year."

"NO...!" May and Pikachu cried out in horror.

Dr. Hoshi smirked, glancing at Mario. "And Mario Kart Double Dash will be ten next year, with Sunshine ten this year."

"Oh no!" Mario exclaimed as he fainted in horror.

Silence. Everyone looked at each other oddly.

"...So, what do we do now?" Toadette asked, blinking several times, her hands behind her back.

Yoshi was about to say something, but Funky Kong pushed him out of the way.

"Let's have a funky party! Yeah!" Funky Kong exclaimed, clapping his hands.

Everyone else cheered, and they started dancing with Funky, while Yoshi was on the ground, moaning in pain, lying on his stomach.