"So Yoshi, how do you like extra new chapters where there's no racing action?" Dr. Hoshi asked Yoshi in the Turbo Yoshi.
Yoshi turned his head around, smiling creepily at Dr. Hoshi. "I feel like strangling kitties!"
"So do I!" Peppy Ankylosaurus added as he laughed like an idiot.
Birdo sighed as she closed her eyes, shaking her head. "Oh, when will this race start..." She muttered.
Boshi scoffed as he rolled his eyes. "It'll likely take another several months at the rate the author is going."
"Please. We're lucky that he's even updating this at all." Dry Bowser bluntly remarked a he rolled his skeletal right hand about. "He could have just left this for dead, which was probably for the better."
"Yeah, but how would this fanfic be unique?" Yoshi asked as he waved his hands at Dry Bowser.
Dr. Hoshi shook his head as he placed his left hand on his face. "Yoshi, this stupid story is anything but unique. The fact that it has the same boring list of characters plastered in literally every chapter for an old race really speaks volumes."
"I just think Mr. Author doesn't wanna update because he doesn't want the chapter count to go down from 300," Toadette innocently pointed out as she touched her fingertips together.
Dry Bowser laughed as he shook his head. "Oh brother, Toadette. This pathetic author can easily get back up to 300 chapters. He just needs to have fresh, new, unique, original material and not just recycle the same stuff he has already recycled to hell and back."
Toadette tilted her head to the right as she blinked. "Golly, how is that possible?"
"I don't know, but it's not use trying to make sense of Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus." Silver The Hedgehog added as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head. "I guess we'll have to wait in the next chapter."
Petey Piranha mumbled in agreement as he shook his gigantic head, with Master Hand likely dragging out the start of the race.