Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi were still in the spring portion of the Click Clock Wood, with Birdo and Toadette helping them out of the giant pond and onto the brown arch looking over the pond and green entrance garden, with Silver The Hedgehog using his psychic to dry off the Turbo Yoshi kart as Dry Bowser zapped the annoying green colored Big Clucker bird inside the hole to his left, exterminating it with ease.
"Well thanks for that." Dr. Hoshi commented as he adjusted his white lab coat, opening his eyes. "Anyway, does anyone know a way back to Dinosaur Land?"
Dry Bowser folded his skeletal arms together as he nodded his head. "Actually, I do know of a way to form a warp portal at the highest point of this forest, but it will take a while."
Toadette sighed as she shook her head. "Gosh. And I wanted to race, too."
"We all do, Toadette." Birdo stated as she patted Toadette on the back of her pink mushroom cap, glancing up at the others. "Anyone know of anything interesting to do?"
Yoshi then imagined him racing on a green Yoshi bike while racing on his own circuit themed after him, with several other Yoshis on different Yoshi themed vehicles attacking him with Yoshi eggs. The green dinosaur then returned to reality as everyone looked at him oddly.
"So, care to share with us what you were thinking?" Birdo asked as she adjusted her red bow.
"Ahh, erm..." Yoshi mumbled as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand sheepishly. "You know what, I can tell you guys what happened that one night that Master Hand forced us out of our rooms..."
Dr. Hoshi rolled his eyes as he sighed, placing his hands on his purple hips as he felt the spring breeze moving his white lab coat as the rain was making his light blue glasses wet. "It's the one where we're forced to watch all those crappy commercials that were used to pad out chapters for this fanfic, isn't it?"
Yoshi nodded his head as he turned to Dr. Hoshi. "That's right, doc. Hope you guys got snacks..."
"Oh boy, here we go." Dry Bowser muttered as he rolled his tiny, orange tinted eyes, brushing back his red hair as he decided to polish off his dusty bones to pass the time.
Petey Piranha pulled out a large yellow bucket full of hot, buttery popcorn, offering it to the others as they declined, with Toadette deciding to have some for herself as Yoshi cleared his throat, setting the tale of his long story from the beginning...
At the ridiculously huge hotel housing the racers in the middle of Dinosaur Land that everyone stayed in before the races started, Master Hand dragged Yoshi, Peppy Ankylosaurus, and Dr. Hoshi to the secondary main living room at the very top of the mansion, just below his offices as he had the door slammed closed to the giant hallway.
"Guess what?" Master Hand asked as he faced Yoshi, Peppy Ankylosaurus, and Dr. Hoshi, plopping them on the giant red couch as he laughed evilly while moving his fingertips about. "We got more commercials!"
Yoshi, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi all sighed in annoyance as they shook their heads.
"I can't believe you're forcing this shit down on us," Yoshi grumbled as he folded his arms.
Peppy nodded his head in agreement. "Yeah! None of us want to deal with this crap! Especially not me!"
Dr. Hoshi rolled his right hand as he shook his head. "Don't you have anything better to assign us to?"
Master Hand chuckled as he rotated his hand. "Hell no! I thought we were done with commercials, but I just found these in the lost and found!" His chuckle then got more sinister. "And we're going to watch them! All of them!"
Yoshi, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi grimaced, as they knew what was awaiting them as Master Hand turned the giant, widescreen high definition television on, with everyone else somehow locked out.
"Did we really needed this chapter to push past the 5K word barrier?" Peppy commented as he began scratching the back of his head with his right front leg.
Master Hand curled himself into a fist as he pointed at the yellow ankylosaurus. "Yes, because now we have half the requirement for ten thousand words!"
"...you do know that most people don't read stories with 10K words in it, right?" Yoshi remarked as he began popping out green and white Yoshi eggs for him to play around with to help lower his boredom.
"What makes you say that?" Master Hand asked as he slowly moved his fingertips about.
Dr. Hoshi rolled his eyes as he moved his right hand about, his other hand on his hip. "The fact that no one really commented on this chapter, and for good reason."
"Well, there's a reason the term 'silent majority' exists..." Master Hand responded in an attempt of making a rebuttal.
Dr. Hoshi narrowed his eyes at the giant floating glove of magic, with Yoshi and Peppy simply scoffing as the first commercial of many began playing.
Yoshi was working on his Turbo Yoshi kart while he watched Mario and Luigi zip by in the Red Fire car. The green Yoshisaurus shrugged as he handed his mentor, Dr. Hoshi, a wrench as he himself took out the gas engine.
Mario and Luigi were face to face with Waluigi, who was all down and ready to crush the pesky plumbers with a crowbar in his right hand's grasp. Luigi started kicking at Waluigi's blue colored Honeycoupe, but Waluigi grabbed his green rival by the legs and started swinging him around, tossing him into the air as he chucked a Bo-Bomb at him. Mario retaliated with a punch to Waluigi's face, but Waluigi managed to grab Mario's arm and bite hard into it, causing Mario to yipe as he crashed into several tire piles. Waluigi laughed as he made a turn to the left, followed by a swerve around the left bank as he aimed the wrench at King DeDeDe and tossed. King DeDeDe noticed this, and he switched positions with Escargoon as he smashed the wrench with his large mallet. The self claimed penguin king heartily laughed in his southern accent as he taunted Waluigi, who swerved to the left and used a mushroom to be head to head, ramming the limosuine off the road as he pressed forward. King DeDeDe and Escargoon screamed as the limousine fell off the cliff and landed on several pine trees below.
"Wondering what's all the wackiness occurring?" Master Hand stated as he watched part of a mountain explode, the rubble falling down on the incoming racers, "Then don't just stand in front of your television set like an idiot! Come one, come all to the Yoshi Kart Grand Prix! Where you'll get to meet new faces, see familiar faces, and race for the glory like never before. Come on, it's time to get revvin'!"
Pikachu stood up on his car and released a huge thunderbolt, which was enough to paralyze the racers in front and behind him.
"Gee, it sure is BORING around here," Link confirmed as he let out a large yawn.
King Harkinian finished up his drink as he placed the goblin down and replied, "MAH BOI, Yoshi Kart is what all true warriors strive for!" He then murmured as he rubbed his chin. "Hmm... I wonder what's for DINNER..."
Link shrugged, looking around as he rolled his eyes. "I just wonder what GANON's up to." He quickly got his answer as Ganondorf drove by and wedgied the Hero of Time, laughing as he chucked The King into the back compartment of his bike and drove away.
"At last, I've finally foiled Link!" Ganondorf laughed as he ran over Gwonam, taking a HUGE leap from the balony of Hyrule Castle as he made it back on the ground safely.
Master Hand then appeared in front of Hyrule Castle, holding the banner that read 'Yoshi Kart' right below him. "You want to see more of this action? You want to be PART of more of this action? Then come down to Yoshi Kart and experience the craziest racing ever!" He was then accidentally run over by Ganondorf, who laughed as several of the Hyrule townspeople chased him with pitchforks and fire torches.
"You'll never get me!" Ganondorf assured as he laughed his head all the way.
"Who will win? Who will lose? Who will come out on top?" Master Hand announced as he pointed at the racing action taking place, "Find out in Yoshi Kart!"
Yoshi kept tossing his green-spotted eggs at Waluigi, who kept successfully kicking them away. With a turn to the left, Yoshi switched positions with Dr. Hoshi, ramming his Turbo Yoshi kart into Waluigi's personal Waluigi Racer kart. Waluigi scoffed as he smashed the roof of Yoshi's kart and chucked in a wrench, taking off and making Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi eat his dust as he turned left and headed downward towards the riverbed. Dr. Hoshi tried to get the wrench out, but the kart exploded, sending both reptilians into the air. Pikachu came zipping by in his small yellow-colored kart, glancing at the wreckage as he turned left and headed into the nearby bushes, taking a short cut as he used his Thunderbolt to electrocute the Octoroks that were in his way.
"Yoshi Kart! Racing for the championship!" Master Hand announced as he was suddenly knocked out by a baseball bat.
"SORRY, MASTER HAND!" Crazy Hand shouted as he turned around, gushing in awe. "Ooooh! Radioactive waste!"
Master Hand growled in annoyance while Toadette, Nana, and Jigglypuff all giggled cutely in unison.
"Is that it?" Peppy asked as he was munching on some stale popcorn in a yellow bucket.
Master Hand laughed as he patted Peppy on the head. "Not even close, mah boi! Just keep munching on that stale snack of yours!"
Peppy sighed as he closed his eyes, tilting his head down as he kept eating the stale popcorn, even though he didn't enjoy it.
"Okay, let's try this again." Master Hand groaned as he turned to the television screen. "Come one, come all to Yoshi Kart! We've got lots of fun here, right everyone!?"
Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi were blasted by Waluigi as he ran by, with Daisy following close as Mario and Luigi kept bumping into fake red boxes. A Chain Chomp came chomping around, held on by Baby Mario and Baby Luigi as it rammed everything. Sonic used his feet to power up his car as he sped past Shadow, who turned left and used Chaos Control to freeze everything. Suddenly, large bowling bowls came rolling from the opposite direction and rammed the racers, sending them upward like bowling pins as it began to snow all over the fiery course.
"And that's just the icing!" Master Hand confirmed as suddenly, several bricks fell on his head, knocking him out cold.
"Did someone say icing?" Aria Meloetta exclaimed as she licked her lips, rubbing her paddle shaped hands together.
Master Hand grabbed the microphone as he cleared his throat.
"So, it seems that you're all watching this, right?" Master Hand asked as he got no response. "...Right? Hello?"
He witnessed everyone being distracted by TV Tropes, much to his annoyance.
"Damn it, people! I'm not running a charity here!" Master Hand angrily snapped as he electrocuted everyone, getting their attention. He cleared his throat. "Thank you. Now then, as I was saying, now that EVERYONE is watching, I humbly ask you to-"
A Lakitu coughed as he rubbed the back of his head. "What kind of commercial is this?" He asked as he sweatdropped, chuckling nervously.
Master Hand was silent for a few moments, before coughing.
"Hey! We just started and already we fucked up..." Master Hand muttered, not knowing that this WOULD be viewed everywhere eventually, "Anyway, come one, come all, to the Yoshi Kart-"
"THIS COMMERCIAL SUCKS!" A Gavantula shouted as he was then zapped by Master Hand. A Zebstrika and Klinklang gasped as Genesect laughed his head off, while Keldeo shook his head, being embarrassed.
"Ummm, cut!" Master Hand shouted as he knocked the camera off of the Lakitu. "D'oh we missed the opportunity to make this commercial good..."
Master Hand looked around, making sure no one was in the area.
"Okay... we're good." He sighed as he cleared his throat. "Yoshi Kart, the only grand prix where you can-"
Yoshi, Mario, Sonic The Hedgehog, Shadow The Hedgehog, Silver The Hedgehog, Donkey Kong, Pikachu, Bowser, Link, Samus, Kirby, Snake, Captain Falcon, Luigi, Ness, Jigglypuff, Fox, Marth, Olimar, and Falco were all seen chasing mutant bowling bowls, who glued bowling pins all over their vehicles. Suddenly, the earth began to shake, and out of nowhere lava emerged, causing several fireballs nearby to do a dancing number as the background started to distort itself, gurgled screams being heard everywhere as horrifying evil laughter was suddenly heard, causing the world to turn onto itself as blood began pouring down on pizzas, who started to swing their arms from side to side as shoes began shooting at everyone, saluting Captain Falcon as Princess Daisy farted, making the entire situation a Big Lipped Alligator Moment.
"Mind fuck madness!" Master Hand assured as he was then beaten to the punch by a living punch bowl.
"Yoshi Kart, the only place where the craziest things can happen in a race since Mario Kart!" Master Hand stated as he pointed at the action that was ensuing.
Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi, Waluigi/Daisy, Mario/Luigi, Toad/Toadette, Bowser/Donkey Kong, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Pikachu all screamed as they were forced to drive around the large donut-shaped area, being caught in a stream of water as the rain hindered their karts, causing them to lose control. Several schools of Magikarp came splashing their way into the karters' faces as a Gyarados popped up and roared loudly, blasting the racers into the air with a Hyper Beam. Unfortunately, this caused Pirincess Daisy to fart loudly, which not only left a hole in her dress revealing her butt naked (she wasn't wearing panties), but caused the group to instantly turn into powdered butter toast, falling straight into a sea of hot lava.
"And much more!" Master Hand's voice was heard in the background as several nameless filler Shy Guys zoomed in standard karts to make up for the disappearance of the racers.
"I'm just about to give up." Master Hand moaned as he began phoning in someone, "I'm calling Mr. Krabs."
Mr. Krabs was too busy having sex with his money as his phone rang. "Ooh, a customer!" He quickly picked up the phone and cleared his throat. "This is Eugene H. Krabs, and I like money."
"You like money, right?" Master Hand said through the phone, shouting, "Then do the commercial for me! I'm cheap!"
"YOU'RE CHEAP!?" Mr. Krabs barked back out in anger, pointing at the phone, "Listen here, you little barnacle. I'm the KING of being cheap, and if I can't do it, well, no one can do it!"
"PLEASE!" Master Hand replied as he sniffled, "This whole commercial thing is more rapery than an underwater orgy with Mr. Game-and-Watch and a tentacle monster! I'm desperate!"
Mr. Krabs paused for a moment, rubbing his chin.
"Did... did you try using a jar of mayonnaise for ten minutes?" Mr. Krabs suggested as he rubbed the back of his back.
Master Hand was silent, disturbed by Mr. Krabs's suggestion.
"...A jar... of mayo... for ten minutes straight..." Master Hand thought over as he curled himself into a ball, thinking closely.
Awkward silence as Mr. Krabs began sniffing his sweaty crustacean body..
"...Are you still recording this?" Master Hand growled at the cameraman Lakitu.
The Lakitu sweatdropped nervously as he rushed off, while the other Lakitus snickered to themselves on the big embarrassment.
Plankton shook his head in disgust as he folded his stubby little green arms. "You have GOT to be kidding me..."
Master Hand was seen being chased by angry Shy Guys, who tossed their spears at the giant floating hands. He turned around and fired lightnign at them, before being run over by Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi in the Turbo Yoshi, who were being chased by an angry Waluigi in the Waluigi Racer.
"Doc, keep tossing in the mushrooms!" Yoshi cried out as he made a sharp turn to the left, heading downhill as he and Dr. Hoshi were blasted by a bo-bomb.
"You're not getting away that easily!" Waluigi cackled as he grabbed a slingshot and shot more Bo-Bombs at Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi, blasting them more.
Master Hand moaned weakly as he got up, turning to the camera and coughing as he stated, "Yoshi Kart, where ANYTHING can happen." He was then ran over by Bowser, who tossed his Bowser Shell behind him, knocking out most of the incoming racers.
"Wait, why are you fast forwarding?" Dr. Hoshi asked as he folded his purple arms together.
Master Hand chuckled in a somewhat embarrassed tone. "Oh, we ended up rerecording this commercial, so it appeared twice."
Dr. Hoshi placed his right palm on his forehead as he rolled his eyes. "Of course..."
"AAAAAND... are we on?" Master Hand asked as he looked at the cameraman. "We are? Okay! This is the Yoshi Kart grand prix and-"
"MUNF MUNF!" The King Of Hyrule, King Harkinian himself, muttered pridefully as he popped out of nowhere and showed his delicious new cereal off. "Buy Munf Munf for bois' DINNER."
Master Hand growled as he pushed the King out of the way. "Damn it, King Harkinian! You're ruining the commercial!" He cleared his throat. "Come to the Yoshi Kart Grand Prix and-"
As he stated that, Yoshi and Mario raced by, tossing shells at each other while Pikachu slipped on bananas.
"And race for the time of your-" Before Master Hand could finish, he got squashed by a thwomp.
Crazy Hand laughed his ass off as he watched Master Hand get squished.
"...Do we even have any footage for this?" Master Hand asked a couple of green shelled Lakitus with cameras.
The Lakitus all shook their heads in unison.
Master Hand sighed in annoyance as he snapped his own fingertips, bringing up footage of the old races. "The things we have to do to keep this thing afloat... we need a bigger budget..." He muttered to himself as he disappeared.
One of the Lakitus raised his right hand sheepishly. "Should we use this as one of the commercials?" He asked a bit meekly.
The other Lakitus shrugged as they went with it, with the words Yoshi Kart being printed in bright, rainbow colors, using Comic Sans font.
"Yoshi Kart, the only place where the craziest things can happen in a race since Mario Kart!" Master Hand stated as he pointed at the action that was ensuing.
Mario grabbed a fake, red-colored Item Box from the real rainbow Item Box, chucking it behind him while Luigi steered to the left, heading upward as he hopped over a pit full of raving Piranha Plants. Pikachu, who was zipping from behind, bobbed into the fake Item Box and headed tumbling backwards, hitting into Ash Ketchum, causing his vehicle to break down on itself. Pikachu apologized to Ash while Bowser zoomed past the Pokemon characters in his Koopa King vehicle, tossing his large Bowser Shell at the Mario Bros. Luigi managed to dodge it, but the shell went up the hill, before coming back down, smashing the plumbers with it. Bowser laughed evilly as he swerved all the way to the left and watched the Mario Bros hurdled downwards as he pressed forward, turning to the right and pushing off Bumper and Tiptup off the road.
"Yoshi Kart, where anything can happen," Master Hand's voice boomed as it started to rain shovels, hitting everyone squarely on the head.
"Yoshi Kart, the only place where the craziest things can happen in a race since Mario Kart!" Master Hand stated as he pointed at the action that was ensuing.
The actual footage that showed the racing was not present.
"D'oh!" Master Hand cursed as he summoned another glove and facepalmed with it, "I thought this camera had good footage! Where is it?"
The Lakitus all shrugged, shaking their heads.
"We ran out of budget for the camera requirements, so we had to make due with the cheapest," One meek Lakitu cameraman blurted out as he was shortly zapped by Master Hand out of rage.
"Yoshi Kart, the only place where the craziest things can happen in a race since Mario Kart!" Master Hand stated as he pointed at the action that was ensuing.
Yoshi tossed a pie at Waluigi. Waluigi was not amused.
"Uh... heh heh?" Yoshi pleaded.
He was then mercilly whipped by Waluigi, in front of everyone.
"When I heard Yoshi Kart, I thought it was going to be actually racing!" Shouted an angry fan in the stands.
Master Hand became enraged. "Oh yeah!? Well, I'll just have to-"
The camera was shut down before anymore footage could be recorded.
"Yoshi Kart, the only place where the craziest things can happen in a race since Mario Kart!" Master Hand stated as he pointed at the action that was ensuing.
Several angry red-colored Chain Chomps began chasing Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi as the two Yoshisauruses rode away in the Turbo Yoshi, the Turbo Yoshi suddenly popping its fourth wheel. Yoshi quickly tried pumping some air into it as fast as he could while Dr. Hoshi took out his purple lightsaber and fought off the Chain Chomps. Waluigi laughed as he fired several bees at them, bothering the two Yoshisauruses and the Chain Chomps as Bowser burnt all of them together, followed by tossing a Bowser Shell behind him, squashing the creatures.
"I never said the chaos was good," Master Hand admitted as he shuddered a bit at the prospect of the scene, with Mario and Luigi running over the squished Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi.
"Yoshi Kart, the only place where the craziest things can happen in a race since Mario Kart!" Master Hand stated as he pointed at the action that was ensuing.
Princess Peach Toadstool farted loudly.
Princess Daisy farted in tight jeans, her flatulence being louder in response.
Toadette farted cutely.
Princess Zelda farted raunchily.
Zero Suit Samus farted wet.
Nana farted cooly.
Jigglypuff farted in high pitch, with Kirby farting in response, not as high pitch.
May farted in deep pitch.
Misty farted in even deeper pitch.
Dawn farted generically.
Pokemon Black and White's Bianca farted the loudest, pooping in her white panties underneath her white dress, which got a large, gross brown stain.
Amy Rose farted.
Cream the Rabbit farted adorably.
Blaze the Cat farted flames of gassiness.
Rouge The Bat farted in style.
Aria Meloetta farted, then burped loudly, both of them sounding musically like tubas.
Pretty much everyone else facepalmed as they moaned in disgust. Birdo was the most disgusted, as she literally stormed out of the area, taking her Turbo Birdo kart with her.
"This is what passes off as a commercial these days?" Dry Bowser muttered as he had his skeletal hands on his skeletal hips.
Krusty The Klown sighed as he puffed a cigarette. "And they said my material was bad..." He added as he coughed a bit.
"Sigh..." Master Hand moaned as he slammed himself into the nearby wall, "Who gave these girls baked bean burritos with broccoli for lunch?"
In the back of the hotel, Yoshi, Sonic The Hedgehog, Toad, and Mario can be seen chuckling, having had their fun.
"Humph. Idiots..." Shadow The Hedgehog muttered as he stood across Yoshi, Sonic, Toad, and Mario, shaking his head as he closed his eyes, his arms folded.
"What the actual fuck, M. H.," Peppy Ankylosaurus cursed as he shook his head in annoyance, with there being an actual race playing on one of the muted television monitors behind him. "These don't even involve any actual racing! The last one wasn't even a good commercial, let alone good or a commercial!"
Master Hand tossed a Mr. Saturn at Peppy, shutting him up as he snapped his fingertips. "Enough! There's only a few more of these shit fests left. Just sit down and shut up."
Peppy was about to retort as he was smacked in the face by a blue and white, yellow centered bumper, then hit by a red flipper, then finally knocked out by a white sandbag. Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi glanced at each other as they gulped, turning their focus back to the giant television.
"Yoshi Kart, the only place where the craziest things can happen in a race since Mario Kart!" Master Hand stated as he pointed at the action that was ensuing.
Mario and Luigi were heading to the nearby meadows to have a picnic.
"What the fuck!?" Master Hand shouted in dismay as he watched Mario and Luigi babble about a picnic. "What is this, Hotel Mario!?"
"Yes, and I hope you made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!" Luigi exclaimed as he shrugged, then pointing right at Master Hand, "Or else you GOTTA HELL!"
Mario shrugged. "Well, we really don't have any material for the commercial, and besides, we need a way to increase the word count-"
"EVIL!" Mermaidman randomly shouted as he began spazzing out, running around while Barnacleboy slapped his forehead and groaned, ruining the commercial.
"Yoshi Kart, the only place where the craziest things can happen in a race since Mario Kart!" Master Hand stated as he pointed at the action that was ensuing.
A Lakitu came by, whispering to Master Hand about a recent incident.
"WHAT!?" Master Hand shouted out angrily, "Are you kidding me!? What do you mean the racers called in sick today!?"
The Lakitu shrugged, and he flew off, to go whack off to chocolate porn.
Master Hand turned to face a very angry audience. He chuckled nervously.
"Eheh heh heh, and now, I shall try to untie myself!" Master Hand called out as he tried knotting himself, failing miserably. He was met with boos and jeers from the audience, forcing the camera to shut off.
"Yoshi Kart, the only place where the craziest things can happen in a race since Mario Kart!" Master Hand stated as he pointed at the action that was ensuing. "Now with actual racing footage that wasn't used in an old chapter! Holy shit!" He then got billed by the television censors for cursing during a commercial.
Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi screamed as they were sent swirling into the lava lake nearby, while Waluigi drove off on his Motorcycle, leaving the other racers to eat his dust. Boshi suddenly drove by Waluigi, and the two began ramming each other as they turned to the right, heading around the fiery bend of lava as they narrowly missed being burned. Waluigi shoved a Koopa shell into Boshi's engine, while Boshi kicked Waluigi's motorcycle, causing it to go unstable. Waluigi screamed as he tried maintaining control while Boshi continued, racing under the large dinosaurs that were marching towards the opposite direction. Boshi then glanced to his left, to see Waluigi riding on the large back of a Diplodocus, taunting Boshi as he wheelied on the long neck.
"Filled with chaos, mayhem, and prehistoric action!" Master Hand stated as he was then chased by several large, different Pterosaurs, trying to get them away by zapping at them with white electricity from his fingertips.
"Okay let me try," Crazy Hand said, turning on the television, "From the makers of Mario Kart...here's Yoshi Kart! Where all of Nintendo's finest have gathered for your viewing pleasure!"
The audience cheered.
"Thank you, Crazy Hand," Master Hand assured as he sighed, taking a much needed rest.
"No problem, Master Hand," Crazy Hand said, just as Sonic, Shadow, and Silver zoomed by on their Karts, carrying hockey sticks as they played Koopa Shell Hockey, knocking a blue koopa shell between them, before Sonic slap shot it into a goal.
Behind the hedgehogs were Mario/Luigi and Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi, who were having a good ol' fashioned bumping war as they were both pushed into the water nearby by Waluigi.
Princess Daisy zipped by on her Mach Bike, laughing as she wheelied her way towards the front, leaving behind a fake Item Box, that just so happened to hit Toadette square in the face.
"And there's plenty of more action where that - YEOWCH!" Master Hand moaned in pain as he probably broke something.
Crazy Hand winced a bit at Master Hand's 'Yeowch'. "Someone get the medic!" He called back to the audience for no apparent reason.
A Red Medic straight out of Team Fortress 2 came running by, before being zapped by a Blu Heavy, who laughed as he began zapping at everyone.
Until he was BONKED over the head by a Red Scout. "BONK!"
"Umm... next commercial!" Taj shouted as the audience laughed over the situation while running for their lives.
That's all the commercials!" Master Hand stated as he turned around, moving his fingers about. "Now that we got them out of the way, let's go make a batch of new ones!"
Their eyes all popping up, the three dinosaurs decided not to take it any more, as they all started attacking Master Hand. Master Hand screamed in pain as he was being ferociously attacked by Yoshi, Peppy Ankylosaurus, and Dr. Hoshi, who were sick to death of the shitty commercials, Yoshi in particular as he still couldn't believe that he was being associated with this kind of tripe.
"Guys, I was joking! Ouch! Honest to Yosodomy Sam!" Master Hand yelped in pain as he felt his damage meter going down, until he was KO'd by a head smash from Yoshi, causing him to violently move as he floated in the background, with green blood pouring down the scream as he screamed in pain, the entire area turning brightly white as everything was suddenly eerily silent.