"...So, now that we finally got your life story over and done with," Dry Bowser sarcastically remarked as he still had his skeletal arms crossed, looking over the giant pond and then turning his head right to see the giant brown tree. "How are we going to get out of here?"
Yoshi thought momentarily as he placed his right green hand on his white chin. "Hrmm, well, we could race around here to activate the portal." He then glanced back at Dry Bowser. "Right?"
Dry Bowser narrowed his eyes at Yoshi. "Or, we could just head up the giant tree like everyone does."
Yoshi nodded his head in response as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head. "That works, too!"
Birdo sighed as she shook her head, her hands on her pink hips. "Oh, why do we seem to be dragging everything on...?" She asked as she, Yoshi, and Dry Bowser lead the way up the tree, with her tossing a pink spotted Birdo Egg at the green Big Clucker bird that popped out of the hole in front of them.
Dr. Hoshi chuckled as he rolled his right purple hand. "That's basically this fanfic in one nutshell. Nothing but a clusterfuck." He then briefly turned to the camera. "And believe me, what a clusterfuck is it..."
"Well of course it's a clusterfuck." Dry Bowser dryly interrupted as he shook his head, zapping the other Big Cluckers that were waiting inside the holes surrounding the tree as they headed westward. "You have a stupid list for racers in every chapter of this godawful story!"
"Question?" Silver The Hedgehog interrupted as he moved his lanky, silver colored arms about. "Why are we necessarily shitting all over this story?"
Toadette giggled as she glanced up at Silver to her right, her hands cutely behind her back. "Because being meta is funny! Especially when it's done by a knight!"
Everyone briefly stared awkwardly at Toadette as Petey Piranha yawned loudly, the joke falling flat on its face. Toadette frowned as she shook her head, knowing that her joke stunk as the group climbed up the giant, brown tree, their vehicles being left to rot in the open, green grassy fields of the entrance garden, with the annoying purple colored, green clothed Grumblin Hood messing about with them as the orange colored snarebear plant simply stared and watched.