Yoshi zipped forward in his green pipe framed kart as he was racing with a bunch of other characters in the Ribbon Road, wondering why they were so suddenly racing all together as various Kid Icarus Uprising enemies began attacking them, with all sorts of different human members from the Fire Emblem series watching on the sidelines as they had nothing better to do. The Fire Emblem characters were then attacked by different colored Yoshis, who were getting sick of seeing the anime swordsmen everywhere, even though only a portion of the Fire Emblem cast actually fit that description... at least before the awakening of the waifu age.
"Oh fuck this, it's not even a special anniversary," Yoshi cursed as he pulled out various different colored Yoshi eggs and shot them at the red and white targets that were waiting to be broken. "This always happens every stupid year, and nothing special occurs! It's like the author is cock teasing us, or something! And I honestly just can't tell who's getting it worse, the viewers reading this stupidity, or us, the characters who have to forcibly act out this bullshit?" He was then hit in the face by a yellow boarding platform, causing a laugh track to be played in response to highlight the comedy.
"Smashing as usual, I see?" Dr. Hoshi pointed out as he rode on a purple colored Yoshi Bike, zipping past his green dinosaur best friend as he was having a gay old time on his grand bike, rocking the race track as he took the lead. "Watch me do this trick in glee!"
"Hell no." Dry Bowser taunted, riding on a bike model after him as he pulled out the infamous winged spiny blue shell and chucked it forward, laughing evilly as he watched it blast Dr. Hoshi into the sky, brushing back his red hair with confidence and a wicked smirk of satisfaction. "There's at least eight more where that came from!"
"I never! How rude of you, DB!" Toadette shouted angrily as she rammed into Dry Bowser while riding on a Wiggler ATV, the two bumping into each other constantly as it was clear that they were totally into each other, even if it was competitively for the moment.
"Karts let me let out farts!" Exclaimed the ever so prevalent Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans, the gassy loud redheaded tomboy princess of Sarasaland baking brownies in her hugely brown stained, formerly yellow striped and orange colored pooped pants with her deep pitched, bassy, pants pooping tuba toots while riding on a stinky Mach Bike.
"Ahh, the memes are converging!" Sonic The Hedgehog exclaimed as he was dashing on foot, not going as fast as usual due to munching his way through chilli dogs, noticing the Ice Climbers cheering him on as Nana adorably taunted 'nya-nya' while Popo pooped, y'know IN THE BATHROOM.
"Really? You're gonna make those references?" Master Hand stated as he noticed Arceus writing up descriptions for how the Ribbon Road race was going.
"Too bad, you wanted me to do something worthy of contribution, you got it." Arceus taunted, noticing Petey Piranha puking popcorn all over the toy themed race course high in the air, with the toy room having posters of all the various businesses seen throughout Seaside Hill.
"I say! This is quite a shocking predicament!" Lakithunder exclaimed as he decided to join in on the racing action, zapping the opponents with his electricity.
"Oh goddamn it, don't do it here..." Waluigi groaned as he was riding on Wario's Bike that he stole from the epic fart man himself, who was chasing after his twisted best friend across the red, blue, and green roads made entirely of ribbons.
"Anyone want fresh lemonade?" Lilligant asked as she and Whimsicott were taking advantage of the race, selling fresh lemonade to the people who weren't part of the Fire Emblem brigade (due to them being attacked by Yoshis), with the grass type plant Pokemon selling enough to afford a bigger lemonade stand.
All in all, nothing productive happened in the wacky racing bullshit world of Yoshi Kart. Now you all have to wait for the next part.
"How long is that gonna be?" Peppy Ankylosaurus groaned as he was waiting on the green ribbon portion of the racecourse, eating away at his fresh green lettuce.
"Peppy?" Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi said in unison as they glanced at each other, then turned their heads back to their yellow Ankylosaurus friend. "What are you doing here so suddenly?"
"Making my post reboot presence, duh." Peppy yawned after stuffing his mouth with lettuce, shaking his tail club. "Tell me when YR actually adds a new chapter."