Yoshi was racing around in his pipe framed kart during a rainy storm around the city as he was wondering why everything was so thunderous, with lightning flashing constantly. "Geeze, when the hell did it get so hectic?"
"Have you not considered what's going on?" Dr. Hoshi pointed out as he dodged a tail swipe from Godzilla, who roared loudly as he fired off his atomic breath at Ghidorah.
"I never took into context of what was going on just because I want to drive!" Yoshi responded as Ghidorah zapped him with a gravity beam, causing him to be reduced into ashes.
Dr. Hoshi sighed as he went to collect the ash of his best friend as he got squashed by Godzilla falling on him after Ghidorah knocked the king of the monsters down, with the two titans continuing their destructive war that left the metropolis in ruins.
Dry Bowser zipped by as he dodged the kaiju rumble, feeling the elements causing his bones to rust a bit as he shook his skull. "I could comment as to why this is going going on, but I won't do that cause I don't want to bother you with a story that has nothing to do with racing dinosaurs."