"This theme park fucking sucks." Yoshi admitted within the confines of his Turbo Yoshi car for he and the others were zipping around the embarrassing Super Nintendo World section of Universal Studios Japan, with it not being anywhere exciting like Comcast made it out to be for they were going through the unimpressive Kart ride that was much slower than even 50cc. "This place feels like it was formerly Chuck's."
"The rides are much slower than they should be." Peppy calmly pointed out while enjoying lettuce he stored within his Barrel Train kart. "And they can't decide between giving the characters actual lines or just recycling the same shit before."
Captain Toad farting nearby a bunch of Yoshi eggs briefly caught the attention of the racers but they just carried on racing in like of his stinky presence, puffing up his face cheeks in anger while fanning the reeking air with 1 of his hands while his other rested on his grumbling gut. "Hey I'm making a methane mass over here and you can't take a moment to breathe it in?"
"We much rather not." Dr. Hoshi added while going fast in the B Dasher car, briefly adjusting his glasses. "There's not much you have to interest us."
"Yeah you're nowhere even close to that archivist bitch of yours." Kazooie squawked while piloting a plane from the 2005 GBA racing game she was playable in. "Maybe you should be an explorer of other things."
"D'oh you're right." The smelly Toad Brigade Captain admitted in defeat while feeling his puffed up pants become more pooped with various sharts leaving a large brown stain on his fungi behind. "How is it that when I try to catch in on a trend it backfires on me...?"