"AHHHAAAAAA! Now that is a good beer!" Penny exclaims merrily after drinking 10 cans of beer. We have been talking for a solid hour but the amount of empty cans on the table is concerning and she seems to not be able to focus on the topic that I was about to ask her which made me drop the intention of asking her and just go with the flow. We are now sitting side by side in the Eagle Union's kitchen. Well, when I say kitchen, it's more of a cafeteria with multiple sofas and tables. The foods and drinks are being served out of a line of vending machines including a beer vending machine. "Isn't it, commander?"
"Yeah…" I said rather weakly. Comparing my response to her is like comparing a mute person to a politician. The reason as to why I said weakly is because I want to control my alcohol intake since you know, Rika's incident. Don't want to repeat that again. I was still on this can, slowly sip it down whenever I feel my body have completely digested the alcohol. "By the way Penny, where are the others? I seem to recall that earlier there were more than twenty shipgirls who ran away from me but now there are none."
"Exercises, classes, patrol, inspection and all sorts of that. *SLLUUUUURRPPP* If you want to see them all then come here when it's night time. *HIC* Why? Are you not having fun with me?" Please tell me that's just a normal hiccup and not her getting drunk. Penny's loose clothes are now getting on the dangerous side of things, the straps for her bra have come down from her shoulders to her elbows while I can see Penny's spats slowly sliding down toward her knees. "Are you bored *HIC* commander?" Penny leaned her body toward mine.
"Of course not. Drinking with a hot babe like you would never be boring in my book." I said as I took another sip and darted my eyes away from her slipping bra. "Today is your break day, huh?"
"Yep, commander Stella *HIC* command that every girls *HIC* that had their shares of patrolling the sea-*SLLURRRPP* AAH!- should rest the next day. *HIC* No exercise, no class, we can have an inspection but not mandatory. *HIC*" I move my right hand behind Penny's back and grab her right shoulder. I pulled her body so that she would lean more to me. "*HIC* Commander? *SLLURRPPP* *HIC*"
"You seem dizzy and I think it's better for you to lean on me."
"Huh…. How manly. *HIC* I take you up on that offer. *SLLUUUURRPP* Don't be angry when I accidently *HIC* fall asleep." Penny rests her head on my shoulder and keeps on drinking. "What? Are you not satisfied *HIC* with Enterprise or something? *HIC* *SLUUURRPP*"
"Just like I said earlier, who in their right mind would deny a chance to drink with a babe. *SLURP* Especially a beautiful and hot one."
"*HIC* Keep on praising me and I might actually*HIC* fall for you." You already did though. My right hand grabs the right strap of Penny's bra and slides it down even further. Penny, either too drunk or doesn't care, seemed to not react at all as she emptied another can of beer before picking another one from the table. I pushed the lace until so far down that her right cup was turned over, revealing her right breast. "Commander, who do you think *HIC* the most beautiful girl here? *HIC* I am going to bet, my sister. *SSSLLUUURRPPP*"
"Your sister?"
"Yep. *HIC*"
"Interesting, I want to personally meet this sister of yours." My right hand snakes itself below her right arm and holds Penny's right breast in my palm. Penny seems to not be able to feel my hand around her breast as she ignores it. Either that or she is okay with it. "Does she look like you?"
"We wear the same uniform but she is *HIC* more girly than I am. *SSSLUUURRPPP*" Well, Penny is pretty tomboys so there are a lot of girls who are more girly than her. "Just make sure you don't tease her too much, okay? *SLURP* *HIC* I'll be watching you."
"What? Are you going to stalk us or something?" Besides, it's not like both of us are going anywhere. I probably will visit the Eagle Union's apartment again instead of asking Penny's sister out for a date or dinner.
"Yep. *HIC*…..uuuh….." Penny's head wobbles around which indicates that she might have a little too much alcohol. I move my right hand from her breast to the side of her head and pull her head toward my lap. "Uuh *HIC* what? You want me *HIC* to sleep lay on your lap? *HIC* sure." Penny innocently put her head on my lap and lay her body on the sofa. "Well *HIC* my head kind of hurt *HIC* so, I might need to take a *HIC* nap…."
"Sure….." I said as I ran my fingers across her hair and scratched her scalp. My eyes darted from her close eyes to her exposed right breast. I shouldn't really risk it since I have a higher chance of getting found out here. I pull her bra's right strap up and rest them on her upper right arm. Her spat however, can't do much about that. Penny's eyes slowly close before she emits a quiet peaceful snore. "….good grief." Two sleeping girls in one day, both of which I sexually harass, huh? I am a fucking monster.
"Zzzz….. Zzzzzz…. Zzzzzz….." This whole day has been a god damn rollercoaster. I wonder what is going to happen after this. Please don't tell me Observer Alpha is going to burst through the wall. "Hmm….. Zzzz…. Commander… stupid….." Ouch! Is that really how she thinks about me? Well sorry for being dumb. It's not like I can fix that right? Of course I can but do I want to? Probably…. "Zzzzz… but….. Zzzzz….. handsome…."
"….." I don't know whether or not I like that she sees me as a handsome idiot but at least I have that thing going for me. I wonder why she thought that I am handsome. I mean, I have a huge burnt scar on the left side of my body, even if it's healing rather quickly. I assume it would push women away. I wonder if it's her experience with that scar on her face that causes her to be attracted to me. "….Well, you are beautiful too Penny."
"… Uuuuh… dumb commander…. Ehehehe…" Okay, what is she dreaming and why does she always mock me?
"…sigh…" I take a little gulp of my beer to take my focus away from Penny. Sadly, there isn't much that I can do other than patting and scratching Penny's head in which case, it would divert my attention back to Penny. If only there is someone else here, but it's still pretty early in the morning so I doubt anyone will come other than the people that patrolled yesterday minus Enterprise.
My hand keeps on rubbing her head that she enjoys which is indicated by the smile on her face. Aaah…. I want to suck her boobs! The lust from my session with Enterprise earlier still linger in my body and my dick is still hard, especially since how defenseless Penny is right now. Nobody here, she is sleeping soundly and she wears loose clothes so I can make excuses that she moves a lot which pushes her clothes down. Should I risk it? We are in public anyway but….
"…." I turn my head left and right, trying to see whatever there is a hidden CCTV or anyone hiding anywhere. There is none as far as my eyes see. "…Fuuuuhh…" Should I really? ….sigh… fine… I change my right hand that was patting her head with my left hand and wait for her reaction.
"….Uhmm…. idiot…" Who is? Is she really dreaming about me or does she know any other idiot? Why do I ask that like I was admitting that I am an idiot? Well, can an idiot take advantage of a defenseless girl? …Of course they can, which I also can. Fuck….
I move my right hand above Penny's bra and hover it above them. I scan my surroundings once again just to make sure that nobody and nothing is here. Okay, here I go sexually harassing a girl again. I really need to stop doing this and get another, healthier, hobby. I lower my right hand on her right breast and close my grip slowly.
"don't….. Zzzzz… stop….." Is she pretending to be asleep? And is she encouraging me to keep going? Well, whatever she is pretending or not, I have her permission so my action can't be classified as sexual harassment, right? Right? God I am a horrible man.
I move my hand below her bra's cup and place my hand right on top of her breast. My fingers start digging into her boob's meat and I feel her nipple becoming erect on my palm. Does she like this? She has a smiling face but that can also mean she has a good dream. I massage her breast slowly and her smile grows larger. Aaawww….. She enjoys it. How about this? I move my hand to grip Penny's breast from the side and start milking her breast and pinch the tip of her hill.
"Zzzz….. Uuum…. Dumbass…." Who is the dumbass here? I pull her nipple upward which makes her jerk her head to the side, facing my crotch. What? You want to see my cock? Sure! But let me check the surroundings a bit. I slowly lift Penny's head and slide my body away from her and lay her head on the sofa. "… Uummm…. Commander…. Zzzzzzzz….."
"…..Shuuussshhhhh…. I am here." I pat her head and whisper in her ears until the concern frowning in her face disappears. Good girl, wait for a bit, okay? I move away from Penny and walk around the room, I really need to be sure that there is no one or anything.
After checking twice and not finding any instance of a human or camera, I walk toward the doorway of the kitchen. I peek my head over the doorway and examine my surroundings. It's deserted and awfully silent. No sound of people chatting or talking, no sound of footsteps, just the sound of Penny snoring behind me.
Here goes nothing. I return back to the still sleeping Penny. "Sorry Penny, daddy is here." I sit down on the sofa, lift Penny's head and place it again on my lap with her face facing my crotch. Here is your treat, Penny. I unzip my pants and bring out my cock. I put the tip of my cock on Penny's lips and slowly rub it up and down.
"… Uuhhh…. Zzzzz…" I don't know what she is dreaming but out of nowhere, Penny opens her lip and licks the tip of my dick. Maybe she thought that it was candy or something. "….. Salty…. Uumm….." Sorry about that, I didn't properly wash them after harassing Enterprise earlier. Uhm, maybe I can use the beer to wash it slightly.
"Wait….." I said to Penny even when I knew that she wouldn't answer. I pour the beer on my hand and smear it all over my penis. This should do it. I return my penis back to Penny's lips and this time she enjoys licking it. She enjoys it so much that at some point she even puts it in her mouth and smears her saliva all over it. "Good girl…" I rub her breasts with both of my hands and play them like they're a pair of joysticks.
"… Zzzz…. Mmm….. Mmmm…" I become more daring in my action as each time Penny takes my penis in, I push them deeper than before. The sound of her saliva being overly produced floods her cheeks as she registers my dick as candy or ice cream. "MM….. Gurk… Mmmmmm…. Glub…." I think I have to be thankful for the fact that she is knocked out cold from alcohol rather than normal sleep. She would probably have woken up by now if she was sleeping normally. "Gurk~…. Mmmmph….. Slurp… Gugugugu…. Glup…." My dick is so deep inside of her mouth that my tip could feel the warmth of her throat.
"Penny….." Her blowjob isn't the best but the fact that she is innocently giving me while being out cold is enough to out write her amateur work. My dick throbs and twitches each time her tongue accidently graces my hole. This is bad, I don't know how much I can take before I will ejaculate in her mouth which surely will wake her up. Penny's sloppy blowjob somehow causes my lust to boil hotter and causes a massive amount of semen jam on my dick.
"Slurp….. Slurp….." Oh god, why is she sucking right now?! I have to pull my dick out or I will-! "Ssslluuurrrppp…" SSSHHIIITTT! AAAAAAHHHH! I couldn't pull it in time because Penny suck it deeper in her and I came from the sensation. I immediately pull my dick afterward, leaving a pool of semen on Penny's cheek. "….. Munch… Munch….. Salty…. Gulp… Gulp…. Lumpy….." Sorry, here let me help you.
I take one of the cans and open it. "Open up…" I put my fingers inside of her mouth and forcefully opened them. I can see the mixture of saliva and semen inside of her mouth and yep, just by the look of it, it's dense like a porridge after being boiled. Here comes the water, I pour the beer inside of her mouth which makes it easier for her to gulp down. I keep on adding beer into her mouth until I can't see a trace of my white juice in her mouth. "Good…."
"commander… Zzzz….. more… Zzzz….." Ugh, I can but I don't really think that it's the best idea. Still, maybe I can- My eyes immediately open up as wide as they can the moment I hear the sound of footsteps. It's getting louder. I put my dick under my boxer immediately and zip my pants back up. I lay Penny on her back and tidy up her bra but not to tidy it so that she would be suspicious when she wakes up. "Commander…. Porridge….." No, you cannot have any more porridge at the moment, sadly.
"Penny….. Where are you?" The sound of a woman calling for Penny slowly getting louder and louder as she walks toward the kitchen. I finally am able to see who she is the moment she walks into the kitchen. She wears the same outfit like Penny yesterday so I assume that Penny's sister, the difference between both of them makes me almost doubt that she is Penny's sister. She just looks so sad and makes you feel like you want to hug her and tell her everything is okay. Penny is a mature woman who emits an aura of reliability while this woman looks fragile and would cry at the first sign of danger. "Ah…." Our eyes met when I was examining her.
"Hello….. I am commander Igo. You must be Pennsylvania's sister right?" I ask her after noticing that she wears the same outfit that Penny wore yesterday.
"Ah…. Eh…. Yes, I am." She said as she fidgeted in front of me. Her eyes then darted down toward the sleeping figure on my lap. "…. Penny….." She said with a mother's face. Loving smile, warm eyes, tilted head, yep, she has the quality of a mother.
"Why don't you sit next to me?" I pat the empty sofa's space beside me. "You see, Pennsylvania here is still taking a nap and I thought it would be rude to wake her up. So would you mean accompanying me for a bit?"
"Ah…. Sure…." She slowly slides over to me and sits beside me but she sits so far from me that I swear only half of her ass is on the actual sofa.
"You don't need to be so wary of me, I am not going to bite or anything." I try to sound as sincere as I can be. For whatever reason she is afraid of me. Did Stella tell her something? I swear that girl gonna fucking get it. "Look, your sister also thinks so." I said to her as I slowly rubbed Penny's head.
"I am sorry, commander. I am not wary or anything is just that….. Umm…. You see….." Her eyes darts everywhere except for my face. Is there something on my face? DID I FORGET TO ZIP MY DICK BACK INSIDE!? I look down in panic and thank god, I don't see my meaty rod on Penny's mouth.
"Don't worry, I am not going to complain or anything."
"But I have just finish my exercise….. so my smell might not suit to your liking." Bitch, you thought that is the worst smell here? Try smelling Penny's mouth. It reeks of alcohol and sourness.
"It's okay. I am used to the smell of sweats. I am also part of the navy at one time you know." I said to her as I pat the space beside me again. "Here, let me get a good sniff of you and I bet I don't even smell anything bad or maybe….."
"Maybe?" A curious girl is an easy target. Penny's sister slide over to me until our body was next to each other.
"I could get addicted to your smell." I said as I suddenly lunge my face and sniff her nape.
"KKYYAAA!" She screams, either from surprise or fear. "Co-commander?"
"I am just teasing you, ahahahahaha." I pat her in the back. "You are so cute that I can't help but tease you." I want to hear her scream 'KYYAAA' again. It's way cuter than I anticipated. I honestly anticipate her to slap me in the face but thankfully, she doesn't. "By the way, may I know your name?"
"My name is Arizona. I am Penny's little sister."
"I see….." I put my chin on my hand and pretended like I was examining her. She grows ever increasingly rigid and timid as her body hardens under my surveillance. She is nervous huh? She is probably trying to make a good impression in my head. "Well, I guess Penny is right. You are beautiful."
"Beautiful?!" Arizona's face immediately lit up. Man, she can't be any more different from her sister. If I said that to Penny, she would probably back talk to me and we would be throwing teases and praise at each other until one of us backed down. "Ah, thank you, commander." Arizona turns her face away but I know that she is blushing.
"I am just stating the facts." I wave my hand at her. Now that she is in a good spirit, maybe I can ask her the question that I didn't get to ask Penny. "Arizona, mind answering some of my questions."
"Uh, sure. But I don't think I am the best for this."
"It's okay. You are already doing better than Penny in this since she immediately gets drunk the moment we come here." Seriously, I know Penny wants to have a drinking friend but friends usually listen to each other's questions and answer appropriately. Penny on the other hand…. "She really is quite a handful, huh?"
"She usually isn't." Arizona's face once again turns again into a face befitting of a mother. She looks at Penny like she was a troublemaker but Arizona still loves her nonetheless. "She is one of the most reliable people on Azur Lane." Arizona's hand moves over toward Penny's head and she starts patting Penny. "She usually drinks all by herself in her room whenever she has a break day. I guess today is different huh? She looks so comfortable and happy on your lap, commander."
"Yeah, she is." I don't think Arizona knows that I am looking at her face rather than Penny's. This is our first meeting but somehow she already shows a lot about herself to me or am I that observant. Maybe all the experience I have in looking for people's features have helped me in figuring her out. Even though most of the time I used that skill to determine how big a woman's boobs are. "Do you want to sleep on my lap too?"
"Uh! No! I mean! I don't want to disturb Penny." Arizona suddenly jumped backward. She is probably one of the most normal girls I have ever seen in my life. No teasing me non-stop, no punching suddenly out of nowhere and not slapping me because I did something ridiculous for our first meeting. Yep, she is a beacon of hope for me. Finally, a normal woman!
"It's okay. Just say it if you aren't feeling well or sleepy and I have a shoulder you can borrow."
"Uh…. Oh….. okay. I will." By the tone and how you react, you probably won't. She probably will be blushing until her face becomes a tomato if she ever rests her head on my shoulder. Not that I am complaining, I never thought everyone would just immediately be comfortable with me that they are willingly resting their head on my shoulder. That's just normal. I guess Arizona is-
"….Arizona….. who is this?" Out of nowhere, a sleepy voice comes from my back. I turn my head around and see a small girl with long white hair that she tied into a twin-tail. The bonds that she uses to tie her hair is made out metal while also having what seems to be a bunny ear. Are those authentic or fake bunny ears because Souryuu has real bunny ears or are Souryuu's ears also fake? This needs to be investigated. "….He is warm….." The girl pushed her cheek against mine which is how she knew that I was warm. What an extreme way of checking a stranger's temperature.
"Laffey! He is the new commander!" Arizona freaks out and tries to push Laffey away from me.
"It's okay, Arizona. Do you want to sit next to me, Laffey? It's kind of hard to talk to you when you are behind me."
"….mmm okay….." Should I send her to her room to sleep because the volume of her voice is so low like she hasn't been sleeping for ages. Laffey slowly walks around the sofa before sitting beside me. "….good night…" She immediately falls asleep while resting her head on my arm. Well, guess that's that.
"Uh Laffey, it's rude you know to fall asleep on someone you just met." Arizona tried to wake Laffey up by shaking her body but it seems that it wasn't working. Laffey is sleeping soundly on my arm.
"It's okay. I am not mad or anything." Now that I look at her, Laffey's choice of clothing is really simple huh. A shirt, short skirt and a pink jacket. All those things she can easily take off and put on without much hassle and could also mean she doesn't like to do unnecessary stuff that would drain her energy. In other words, she is lazy.
"… Zzzz… Arizona….. Commander….. is… Zzzzz… a… pervert…." Penny, who has been silent this whole time, suddenly speaks out. I swear she is awake. The timing is perfect when both of us aren't talking.
"Commander….." Arizona does not hear what your sister says even when you know her better than you know me. "….I wonder what Penny is dreaming right now." Something stupid I believe. "Don't take her words to your heart, commander. She might be dreaming nonsense." THANK YOU! ARIZONA! FOR BEING A NORMAL GIRL! I LOVE YOU!
"Don't worry, I am not. It's just a dream rant after all." I hope so. "Arizona, about the things that I want to ask you."
"Yes, what is it?"
"This is about a wisdom cube." The corners of Arizona's lips immediately went down. Her eyes show me that she is worried about something. "Do you know about them?"
"Not much, commander. I am sorry, but I don't think I am the right person for that question." Arizona's face is so sad when she answers me that I feel like I have committed a grave mistake. Can she not do that? It's not good for my heart. "But, I am going to try. So please, ask me." Oh, such a noble light. If only Stella was more like her, I would be falling for her 24/7.
"Okay, I want to ask about Yorktown and Hornet. Penny said that we haven't summoned them yet so could you explain to me what she meant by 'summon'?"
"I understand. I am going to explain as much as I can but if you want the best result, you might need to consult with commander Stella." Fine by me. Getting information from multiple sources is better anyway. We both then talked for I don't know, half an hour and in that time, Belfast arrived to pick me up.
So here is the gist that I manage to conclude from my conversation with Arizona. Yeah, I don't understand all of it. So 'summon' is really like those summoning that you see in those RPG games where there is a pentagram and you chant some bullshit and suddenly a demon arrives. In this case, those pentagrams are replaced by the wisdom cube while the demons are replaced by the girls. Arizona doesn't know how the Eagle Union navy did it but they manage to summon her. The first thing that Arizona remembers when the Eagle Union navy summoned her is that she was standing inside a lab which could mean that they were experimenting with a wisdom cube and either accidentally or deliberately summoned Arizona.
"Does Stella have the document for this incident?" I ask Belfast. She probably knows more about this than both me and Arizona.
"I believe so. It might be stored somewhere." Good, I hope she did but the important question is, is this document legit? Is there a way to validate whether the document is real or not? Probably there is but can we do it though? I mean, I hope we don't need to do it but you know how countries usually do their intel 'sharing' with each other. I mean, this is a dire time and all of the surviving countries do become more open about their intel but that doesn't mean they will share everything. Good grief…. "Master, I believe it's lunch time and I would advise we start going right now."
"Well, I would like to but you see," I eyed Penny and Laffey. "I have two beauties on my body unless you want to join these beautiful girls and it might be three. How about you, Arizona? I can always use a fourth one."
"Master…." What a scary aura that Belfast is emitting right now. While Arizona is blushing and fidgeting non-stop, Belfast is just smiling kindly with a killer aura. I never thought she could do that and even if she could, I don't think she will do that. Well, guess I am wrong.
"Ahahahaha….. I am just joking, Belfast. Aha… Aha… Ha… Ha…" I couldn't even jokingly laugh because of how thick Belfast's aura is. I start rocking Penny's and Laffey's head to wake them up. Please wake up! Please wake up right now! PLEASE!
"…Umm… commander…." Both of them don't wake up at all, instead Penny hugs my body while Laffey wraps herself around my arm. This is becoming quite the handful situation huh. "…. Commander… love…." Why now?!
"Oh my~ master," Belfast, please wait. "I thought you had a date with Enterprise but it seems that you dumped her and immediately went for Miss Pennsylvania and Laffey. Did something happen between you and Enterprise?"
"No wait, let me explain." I am desperately trying to gain a little bit of a good image in Arizona's burning brain. Seriously, her face is so red, I am waiting for white smoke to come out of her head. "You see, Enterprise is actually taking a nap and when I exit Enterprise's room, I meet with Penny. After that we have a drink together before Penny eventually passes out and you see, she is sleeping. While Laffey had just arrived."
"So you aren't satisfied with Enterprise alone?" How the fuck does she arrive at that conclusion?! I swear we have a different way of thinking. Is it because she is a shipgirl? It must be, right?! There is absolutely no reason other than that. I need to study their psychology or maybe just Belfast's. "I will notify commander Stella about your activity."
"Wait! Wait! Please don't!" She'll kill me! I don't know why she would but she would definitely kill me! "Hey, both of you! Please wake up!" I rock their bodies wilder than before so that Belfast can't threaten me again.
"Penny, please wake up. The commander needs to go." Arizona, angel baby, you're so kind. Belfast! HELP ME!
"Umm….. Arizona?... Five more minutes…." Do you know how much teasing Belfast fits on those 5 minutes? A lot and I don't want any of them. "….. Commander… warm….." I know but please, this is for my life! It took us nearly 10 minutes just to partially wake both of them up and another 10 minutes before they finally woke up, well, except Laffey who immediately fell asleep again afterward.
"I bid you farewell, miss Arizona and miss Pennsylvania. Me and the commander shall be heading for the canteen first." Said Belfast as both she and me stand in front of the doorway to Eagle Union's apartment. "I would advise you to make haste and go to the canteen as well, alongside Enterprise of course, who is still taking a nap according to commander Igo's information." Why does she say it like that? What with the 'Igo's information'? Am I a broker or something?
"Will do, Belfast." Arizona bows her body as she excuses herself and her sister. Both of them can be seen walking toward the lift before disappearing behind the lift's closing doors. Laffey is….. hmm…. Where is she? I look around before hearing her snore coming from behind me. I turn my head and it turns out that Laffey is sleeping on the back seat of the car, the same car that we used to take a tour yesterday.
"Come now, my master. Let's not waste time." Belfast said to me as she guided me toward the car. "You may need to share a seat room with Laffey but please control yourself as I would be watching you from the front." Oh please, the person that you should be concerned for is yourself. Do you know how easy it is for me to harass you from behind you? AND STOP SUGGESTING THAT I AM A FUCKING PEDOPHILE!
"Ohoho… and what are you going to do if I actually do something, huh?" I taunt Belfast. She said that she is my maid right? And it's a maid's job to follow her master's command? So I can just command her not to say anything or do anything. It's an easier command and it doesn't make me feel as guilty as, say commanding her to suck my dick and become my sex slave.
"I am going to tell master Stella." Aha! You see, I can just command her to not—"And before master gets the idea of asking me to not say anything, master Stella herself has commanded me to and I am sorry, but master Stella has a higher standing in the hierarchy." DAMN IT! As long as I am below Stella, I couldn't shut Belfast up. There must be a way for me to be higher than Stella. "Now my master, please enter the car."
"Fine." I entered the car and carefully sat next to Laffey but it wasn't necessary as Laffey immediately found out where I was. She crawls toward my body, sits on my lap with her body facing toward me and instantly falls asleep with her head resting on my chest. Well, guess there is nothing I can do about this so just let go with it.
"My master…" Shut it will ya, it's not like I can do anything about this. Well, I can but that doesn't mean I want to. Hearing Laffey's breathing and feeling her warmth is soothing AF. Like, is there a way to record this. Please. Hell, I risk getting to jail just to have her sleep next to me on my bed because my eyes are getting heavy while only being near her on my chest for a minute. Imagine how comfy my sleep will be if she was next to me for the entire night. Yeah…. "Master, we have arrived."
What? I lift my head after only seeing Laffey's peaceful face and see that, yep, we are in HQ island. See! Do you see how useful and effective Laffey is?! I am going to steal her from the Eagle Union's apartment tonight and make her sleep with me. Yes, I know that sounds wrong but I didn't mean something bad. GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER!
"Cool, so what am I supposed to do with Laffey?"
"Please let me, my master." Belfast gets out of the car and she tries to take Laffey away from my body but thankfully, Laffey was hugging me tight. HAHAHA! LAFFEY IS MINE! I get to keep her! "Oh my, it seems that Laffey has attached herself to you." Yeah, she is literally attaching herself to me. Not even the strongest man could pull her away from me.
"It's okay, I can carry her." I said to Belfast as I put my right arm below Laffey's butt and my left arm behind Laffey's back. I get out of the car and proceed to carry Laffey as I walk toward the canteen. She is still sleeping peacefully even though there are a lot of noises around us. From girls talking with each other to a weird twin tail red haired girl singing some weird but catchy song. Everything was present and yet, Laffey is still sleeping. "She really is a heavy sleeper, huh?"
"Yes, my master and I believe those are her friends." Huh? I tilt my head toward where Belfast is facing. There are a lot of girls there so I have no idea who she is referring to. "Miss Javelin." Belfast raised her volume as she called the name. Javelin? Who names themselves after a weapon? But that is indeed a good name for a girl though, not gonna lie.
"Ah! BELFAST!" An energetic little girl with light purple hair runs toward us. So she is Javelin… Why do I get the impression that she has an unlimited amount of stamina? Like her movement and her demeanor is super lively and looks like they waste a lot of energy just to do them. Or it could also be that I am getting older and kids' movement looks energetic no matter what. No…. No….. I am still 24 years old… that's still young right? RIGHT?! "AH! The new commander is here too!" She stops in front of me. "Good afternoon commander! I am Javelin from the J-class destroyer!"
"Hello Javelin, you sure are lively today."
"I'm always lively, commander!" Yeah I can tell. She always smiles and the volume of her voice never reaches below 70%. "And uh…. What is Laffey doing on your body commander?"
"Well you see, I can't pull her off." I said to her, I pulled my hands away from Laffey's body and showed her that it wasn't me that supported Laffey's body, her hugs alone did it. "I don't know how to pull her off though. It's almost impossible."
"Laffey!" Javelin scolds Laffey as she puts her hands on Laffey's waist. "Come on now! You're disturbing the commander!" Javelin tries to pull Laffey away from me but it was proven useless as my body is also gotten pulled by her. "Laffey! Nimi is angry at you because you ditched class earlier! You have to apologize to her!" Javelin tries to pull Laffey again but to no luck, Laffey's hug is too strong. Is this how Laffey defeats her enemy, by bear hugging them? And did I just hear that Laffey ditched class?
"No… Nimi is scary….." Laffey mutters under her breath. She later tightens her hug as if her life was depending on it. Who is Nimi exactly? Why is Laffey afraid of her? "Commander… save me…." Aaww…. I really want to but I can't because Belfast is definitely going to tease me non-stop if I did.
"Laffey~~ Come on! UUUGGHH!" Javelin put all she got to pull Laffey from me but it was still no use. "Pant… pant….. pant…. Pant…. Laffey….. why are you so strong?" Either that or I am too heavy. "Uuuh… Come on Laffey! Don't be so stubborn!"
"What are you doing Javelin?" Two other girls walk toward us. One wears a crop top sailor outfit with a short blue skirt and the other one who asks wears a white shirt with black latex bodysuit below it. "Is that Laffey? On… the commander….. body….."
"Ah! Nimi! Ayanami! Help me!" Javelin said to both of them but the one wearing the black latex bodysuit ignored her and talked to me.
"Good afternoon commander! My name is Z-twenty-three but you can call me Nimi for convenience sake. I am from the Iron Blood type 1336A destroyer! Ready to serve you!" So this one has a serious soldier like attitude huh? Her serious attitude was elevated by the fact that she is saluting me right now.
"Hello Nimi…. You don't need to get so serious like that. I am not so hard unless we are on the battlefield… and…. Can you help me with Laffey here?"
"Yes! I am so sorry for her behavior!" Nimi tries the same thing like Javelin and gets the same result. Isn't there a saying that the same method results in the same outcome? "Laffey! Release him! Javelin! Ayanami! Help me!"
"Yes!" Javelin said with full passion while Ayanami, the girl with the sailor outfit, only nodded and moved behind Nimi. Javelin put her hands on Nimi's waist while Ayanami puts her hands on Javelin's waist. "We are ready!"
"Okay… one… two…. three…"
"Belfast, hold me down."
"PULL!" Let me say, this doesn't look like a good idea. Laffey's grip on my body feels like they are losing on and on until eventually. "WAH!" All 4 of them got knocked out when Laffey's grip finally let me go. While all of them fall forward, I fall backward toward Belfast with my neck on her breasts.
"Thanks for the pads Belfast." I say to her as I pick myself up and she just smiles at me. "Are you okay, girls?" I pull Laffey out of the pile first before picking each one of them.
"Yes!" Javelin is always happy huh? It's nice to have a beacon of optimism around here. She gets up and immediately takes my hand and pulls me toward the canteen. "Let's go commander! Let's eat and we chat there!" I willingly let my body be towed. I mean, I was going there anyway so what's the harm of letting a happy girl guide me? Basically nothing. Right? Right?
Right?
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"Uuuuuhh…." I grunt exhaustingly behind my office desk. Javelin is soooooo freaking energetic that talking to her alone sucks every single stamina I have and will have. I wonder if there is a bottom to her energy reserve because by the look of it, there is not. "I want to have her energy."
"Master, do you need a rest?" Belfast said as she stood next to me. "I believe you can sleep for approximately thirty minutes and still finish your work."
"Nah….. I want to finish my work as soon as I can so I can sleep in peace." I lift my head up and see a pile of paper in front of me and another pile of reports next to it. I pick the first paper and read them. Aaaahhh…. It's all bullshit to my eyes. I can't speed read these because these papers are different from the papers I used to work with. And the worst part is that these papers will be submitted to the UN chairman. I doubt I can escape with my head attached to my body if I screw up. Heck, I bet a fucking typo will get me yelled at. "Sigh… Guess I have to start adapting. Belfast, can I ask for a iced tea?"
"Right away master." Belfast excuse herself and exit my office. Now that I am alone in this cold room with the annoying pile of papers. Sigh… these papers ain't gonna sign themselves right? I pick a pen from the stationary box on the edge of the table and pick the report that the paper is referring to.
Let's see….. Patrol area, casualties, damage, materials lost and gain. Hmmm… There is a little bit of mistake on the casualties and damage so I should circle them. Done one, a hundred more to go…. Sigh….. Mia... is this how you felt? Working with hundreds of papers with no help…. Okay, the first thing I am going to do when I get my phone is call Mia and ask for forgiveness.
Okay! Let's go!
I pick up the next report and paper and start doing the process all over again for approximately 128 times before I can let out a sigh of relief. Belfast also comes in after I correct the 57th paper and hand me my iced tea. She then helps me by taking the papers to Stella's office before returning with another batch of paper.
"Oh god…." I said in the most exhausted voice I have ever produced. "Another one…. GAH! FINE! Let's finish this."
"Ahahahaha, calm down my master." Belfast giggles at my reaction before she puts the stack of paper in front of me. "This is the report about Arizona's summoning that you asked for." She placed the paper in front of me before returning to her position which is beside me. I take the document and read the title. 'Wisdom Cube Experiments Number 43 : Effect of Multiple Electrical Attributes on the Wisdom Cube'. From the name alone, they probably zap the cube a couple of times with different volts and amperes and I assume that there is some combination of ampere and volt that managed to summon Arizona.
I turn the cover open and start reading the document thoroughly. This 60 page document describes everything in so much detail. I know they want to eliminate ambiguity but there's definitely a way to shorten them.
'Grand Canyon National park, Arizona' was where they did this experiment. Arizona huh? Could the states influence the cubes? Like a historical connection with the states that Arizona was named after or the states itself act as a catalyst. I shouldn't make assumptions before I finish reading the document and I should also write down the variables that they will use in this experiment with the result.
'10 Volt, 3 Amp, AC 1 phase, No result.' Too small I assume. I keep on reading and reading and let me tell you, it is so painful for my eyes. I have to keep on massaging my eyes every now and then after reading 10 pages of the documents from how many letters there are in a single page. There's illustration here and there but it doesn't really help to ramp down the numbers of words that I need to read. Combine that with the exhaustion from reading all the reports and papers earlier and my social exhaustion from Javelin and you got a horrible combination.
"My master, please allow me to give you a massage." Belfast walks behind me and puts her hands on my shoulders. She then proceeds to massage me after I give her a little nod. Her hands start from my shoulders and she slowly moves them upward until they are above my eyes. "Please close your eyes and rest your head, my master." Yeah, sure. "Yes… please leave it all to me…"
Why did she say it all villainy like that? What is she planning here? And uuuhh….. my eyes… her hands are so skillful. It's… making…. me… sle…epy….. Uuuhh….
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"…. Uuuuhhhhh…. Belfast?" I open my newly rested eyes and see a pair of mountain covers with a white cloth in front of me. I instinctively know who those mountains belong to. I don't know how but yeah, those are Belfast's titties.
"Yes, my master?" I hear her voice but can't see her beautiful face. Hm? Do I want to see her face or do I want to see her boobies? Boobies! But sadly, she covers it. "Are you enjoying your maid, my master?" Yep, of course I am and I am probably laying on her lap since I am seeing her tits.
"Is there a way for me to lift my head and not hit your chest?"
"It's okay my master. I am yours truly." Gah….. why does she like to lay traps all over the place? She probably blackmails me if I did hit her chest, threatening me that she would report to Stella or something. Now, let me snake my way out from her lap. I put my hands on her waist, which she remarks to. "Oh my master, do you want to unbutton my clothes? All you had to do was ask."
"Shut it…." I propel my body forward and escape from Belfast's lap trap. "Nice try Belfast, but I am smart enough to know what's a trap and what's not." Belfast just smiles there. I don't know what kind of emotion is behind her smile but I don't know whether I want to know or not. I shake my head and look at my surroundings. I am still at my office, that's nice, and I am sitting on the sofa. "Belfast, thank you for letting me sleep on your lap but please stop teasing me."
"Sigh…." Ah…. She makes me feel bad….. No Igo! This could be her trap! You shouldn't fall for it! Don't look at her sad face! That is not—Ah for fuck sake!
"Fine, you can tease me but know the boundaries, okay?" Belfast just smiled. Nothing but a smile that was directed at me. What is that smile for? Is she looking down on me? It somehow pisses me off that I don't know what emotion is behind that smile of hers. "What is that smile for?"
"I am just happy that I have you as my master." Okay, I definitely am not going to like the emotion behind her smile. It makes me want to know more! "Sometimes that is."
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?" Seriously, that hurt my heart. I am trying okay! I am trying to be a good admiral! GIVE ME A CHANCE! I PROMISE YOU! I'LL BE THE BEST ADMIRAL YOU'VE EVER SEEN! Besides, it's my second day here. Give me a month and if I was still the worst, then you can just fucking kill me. No good is a man that wastes his time on not improving himself. "Look, I am trying okay. I am trying to be a good admiral here. I just need to—"
"I am sorry, my master. I didn't say that to disrespect your working capability. Is just that…. Sigh…." Is just what?! I knew it! She hates me! Just say it if you hate- Belfast suddenly hugged my head and pulled my face toward her bosom. "I guess I need to work harder then. For my sake and others." What is she talking about? And her breast is a good pillow. Can I sleep on her breast next time instead of her lap? You know, to change the routine once in a while. "Please let me hug you for a while, my master. You can return to reading the document after this."
All right, as a good master, I'll help you. I wrap my arms around her waist and pull my body closer to hers. I wonder how she is feeling about my hot breath running down between her breasts. She is enjoying it right? Since if she doesn't like it, she would've pushed me away by now. I wonder how far I can go with this? I mean she invited me to do this. I am also afraid that what would happen if I went too far? Should I test it? Which one should I listen to, my temporary lust or my common sense? Probably should be common sense but-
"I am sorry but I need you to go deeper, my master." Belfast increased the strength on her hands and pushed my face deeper inside her bosom. Right now, that last thought about testing how far I can push it is dumb because I am suffocating right now. The heat and carbon dioxide from my lungs couldn't escape as they are trapped inside Belfast's bosom along with my face. "Deeper….. deeper… deeper…." I can't! My head is going to get pulled out from my neck if she keeps pushing!
"Bel…fast…" I tried to mutter her name and try to push my body away from her but my arms couldn't compare to hers. She looks fragile but god damn, does she have strong arms. I need to escape her boobs! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH! It's because her boobs are so plump and tender that it causes me to suffocate. Execute rolling plan! I grab Belfast's waist firmly and roll our body away from the sofa toward the floor.
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Our body fell over but thankfully, we didn't hit the table. Another lucky thing is that we fall with Belfast on top of me, or is it unlucky since now, her entire body weight is pushing down on me and with my face still inside her breasts… HELP! I CAN'T BREATH! I AM GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF BOOBIES! Which is not a bad way to die honestly….. 'Here lies Igo, crushed by the thing he loves the most, Boobs.' Imagine reading that in a cemetery. MEN WILL BE JEALOUS OF MY ACCOMPLISHMENT!
"My master…. My master…. My master…" Belfast mutters under her breath. Yes Belfast, I am your master. Now do me a favor and send me to the afterlife in the best way possible! CRUSH ME WITH THOSE BOOBIES! Okay, let's stop joking around cause I seriously can't breathe. "My master….. ehehehehe…." She is going crazy! Somebody! HELP ME! "Master….. Igo….. Igo…."
Belfast's body starts to wiggle around and she pushes down harder. She starts breathing heavily and her body starts to get hotter and hotter. "Bel….fast…." I pat her back, trying to make her regain her common sense but Belfast sees this as me not knowing where to put my hands. She uses her hands to guide mine and place them on her butt. It's chubby and I can't help but tighten my grip over them. My fingers dig on her meat even when it was covered by her outfit. "Stoop… Please…"
"Okay." Belfast plainly said. She lifts her body up which I immediately take advantage of to breathe in as much air as I can. Oh thank god, I almost passed out because of her. Now I just need to—"Let's resume." She crashes her body downward and almost suffocates me again. Come on! At least undress your boobs so I can lick them!
"NOPE!" I use the little millisecond I got before her weight pin me down to propel my body upward. I can't escape but at least I am not suffocating. My face is in front of hers right now. "Stop trying to kill me!" I try to push her body away but she is too heavy for my arms to push. Go on a diet, you cow! "At least make it enjoyable for me!"
"Please return to your position." Is she ignoring me? That's weird. And the most important thing is that there is a dangerous glint coming from her eyes. Should I be worried? Should I call for help? "Down….." Belfast grips my shoulders and tries to push me down. NO! I don't want to suffocate.
"HELP! STELLA!" I scream as loud as I can. Come on Stella! Be a heroine and save for once. "STELLA! HELP ME!" Why isn't she coming yet?! I didn't hear her footsteps at all. "STELLA!"
"Ufufufu….. did you forget that the walls are soundproof?" And with that addition, I am fuck. I am seriously fuck! The glint on her eyes is now a full blown flashlight. Shining at me a dangerous light that spelled 'You're dead'. No… NO! NO! The one thing that is supposed to help me is killing me! "Now master, please go down."
No, I don't want to! I need to stop her! Think Igo, THINK! How about if I remind her of work? Maybe that would snap her. "Belfast….. the work….. I need to work….." Belfast's hands weaken for a little bit and I take notice of it. "After work… okay?" Wait, why did I promise her that? Why didn't I think before I speak!? SHE IS GOING TO KILL ME AFTER WORK! I AM JUST DELAYING THE INEVITABLE!
"….Okay, my master." It is Good that it works but bad because this is basically me nailing my own coffin. Now, I want to delay my work as long as I can. "Now my master," Belfast stood up and placed her right arm under my knees and left arm below my back. "Let's start working." She lifts me up and carries me to my chair and gently places me down.
Huh? What? Did she just? Yep, she just bride-carried me to my chair. "Uh? Thanks? I guess." She then hands me the document with exactly where I left off. I look at the document at first before I look back at her. There is a huge pressure coming from her that forces me to tilt my head down and read the document. She really wants me to finish reading this document huh? "Belfast dear…. Uhm… can you stop glaring at me?"
"I just want to make sure you read everything carefully, my master." Yeah, I am sure about that and I think I can do that myself. So you know, soften that glare intensity will you? It gives me chills each time I see her face on the corner of my eyes. "You haven't read this one master." HOLY FUCK! She scares the crap out of me! AND HOW THE HELL DOES SHE KNOW WHICH ONE THAT I HAVEN'T READ YET?! Wait, is she actually a mind reader!? Only one way to find out. BELFAST, SUCK MY COCK! THIS IS AN ORDER! "…." Nope, she is still glaring at me without any kind of reaction.
"Thank you Belfast." I said to her as I am reading back the part that she pointed out. Future problems are for my future self. I am going to regret this but whatever. What's my future self going to do? Travel back in time and kill me? PFFT!
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'Whatever electrical attributes have any significant physical impact toward the wisdom cube is unknown. Further experimenting might be needed to fully determine the conclusion of this experiment.' MOTHERFUCKER! I READ ALL OF THAT FOR FUCKING NOTHING! WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT THE FUCKING CONCLUSION ON THE FRONT!? DAMN IT ALL! Well it's really nothing but still.
Sigh….. if I read this right then the summoning of Arizona is pure coincidence. Well, that is what they write here but I doubt they'll accept that. They are probably researching and experimenting with the wisdom cubes as I am reading this. Whether they will submit the finding to the UN is the serious question here. And….. wait, could they be faking this document? I had my suspicions earlier but could it be true or is it just my prejudice against governments? I can't contact anyone on my own without relying on Stella's phone so I can't really ask for help. I guess I just need to wait for my phone to arrive.
If they did fake this document then what are they trying to hide? They wouldn't try to hide something that they mark as harmless right? So could Arizona summoning was because of this experiment? I should reread this document and carefully search for Arizona's summoning. If they put it here then that would lower the percentage of a cover up and if they didn't then it's either they put Arizona summoning on another separate document or they fake this document.
"Belfast, can you fetch me all the documents regarding Arizona summoning?"
"Yes my master, right away." She bows her head and exits my room. Hopefully, she would only bring back 1 document but who knows? They could write 5 separate documents just from this summoning alone. I don't how likely that might be the case as I myself don't know what it looks like when a shipgirl is 'summoned' or do I know what led to the summoning but I know it's going to be spectacular when they manage to summon one.
No doubt they are going to interrogate everyone and everything that were in the vicinity when a shipgirl was summoned. From the scientist to the freaking janitor to even the fucking lab rats. They probably also take the temperature to the extreme, the atmospheric pressure, how much air was in the room, what day it was, how many flaps of wings the fly made before it happened and what is Da Vinci's last name.
I could also touch a wisdom cube and ask that motherfucker who has my face on how to summon a shipgirl. He definitely knew something but here's the thing, the last time I touched the wisdom cube, I needed Belfast and Stella to pull me out of it. I don't know if I can do it by myself though. Again, I could ask him but will he give me the answer is the actual question here. I can already predict how pissed off Stella and Belfast will be when they found out that I was stuck touching the wisdom cube when it's time for Belfast to wake me up. I'll be dead.
But let's be real here, if there is one person that could help me it's him, whoever he is. If I want an answer, I need to take the risk of being caught by Belfast. There must be a way to pull my hand away without the assistance of others. I should ask Belfast whether there was a similar occurrence in Azur Lane history before. I knew that she said she never saw one but that doesn't mean someone else never saw one. For all I knew, it might have happened but Belfast didn't know about it. And it could also happen on a country in which case, fuck. Gonna have to wait for my phone again. I hate when I am trying to be productive but the world seems to be trying to pin me down and fuck me.
"Sigh…" Geez…. I wish I was an all knowing god or a cheap isekai protagonist. All of this would just be easy as hell. Just need to use my cheat power and BAM, there you go. I don't get bottlenecked by something like a phone. "They wrote about Arizona once in this and they classified it as an accident and not because of the experiment." I mutter to myself. Either that bullshit or not is not something that I can be sure of. Again, MY FUCKING PHONE IS IMPORTANT! Uuuuggh…. I hate losing my phone. This is just like high school, not having a phone is like not having a heart. It's a hyperbole but it's still relevant. "Fuuhh…" I guess I need to make do with what I have.
On the document, it said that Arizona was summoned and the cube was consumed in the accident. That means they replaced the original cube for the experiment. Hmmm…could each cubes be different from the rest? They physically look the same but you never know right? Especially to something that is the core of a shipgirl. Shipgirls themselves are a mystery and their core would be the biggest mystery of the world if we exclude the siren but I think I can categorize the siren with the shipgirl since Observer Alpha shows me a cube which could be a siren's core.
All this reading makes my eyes hurt. I should really start tendering for my right eye since it's the only one that is working. My left eye couldn't even see the words strain at all. Mental note, buy reading glass and maybe computer glass as well. Yeah, I definitely should buy glasses. Should welding glass be included? Will I weld things? Ah you know what, might as well. Just in case I need to weld something.
"My master, I have returned with the document that you requested." Belfast enters my room while carrying a decent amount of documents. Not large, not small but decent. Sigh….. I should really be thankful that she didn't bring a truckload of documents. Belfast puts the documents on my table before scurrying back to her post. "I have filtered it to your liking." Cool! As expected of the dependable Belfast!
I focus my gaze down toward the dreadful stack of documents. "Sigh….." You gotta start somewhere.
"Don't worry, my master. I will endure anything as your maid."
Another lie to another beautiful lady.
"Ugh…. I should put 'fixing your behavior' as an upcoming task."
"Please wrap your arms and legs around my filthy body, my master."
"Please be careful, my master. I don't know what I will do without you."